Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Experienced bridge players (duplicate bridge players as well) will enjoy any of these wry bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Experienced Bridge Players Wear Their Poker Faces At All Times". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these bridge truism saying gifts! myTees
If you create from the materials around you- as if they were building blocks -- you'll enjoy this yellow diamond warning sign tee with three alphabet blocks (A, B, C) along with the saying "Bricoleur Inside". For the record, bricolage is the construction or creation of a work from a diverse range of things that happen to be available, or a work created by such a process. It can refer to computer programmer's style of coding. In this style of coding, the programmer works without an exhaustive preliminary specification, opting instead for a step-by-step growth and re-evaluation process. Social psychology geek attitude for all! myTees
Do you come alive at twilight? Is twilight your favorite time of day? Let your wry molecular biology side shine with this tee featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Crepuscular Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take on your photopreference behavior today with this t-shirt! myTees
Anyone who has worked or lived in the software industry for a long time will enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek molecular biology attitude gifts featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on your genetic propensity for software: "Software DNA Inside". myTees
Regardless of what profession you are working in, showcase wry scientific biological humor with any of these bacteria / microbiology gifts featuring a prokaryote, along with the saying "Staph Only" [Staff Only -- or, a shortened version of Staphylococcus, a gram-positive bacteria]. Featuring colorful prokaryote, along with key labels of all parts. Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to communicate with any of these wordplay bacterial attitude gifts! myTees
Showcase your wry evolutionary side with this molecular biology attitude tee featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myTees
Do you know about the twelve founding schools of thermodynamics? Showcase your educational side with any of these gifts featuring the "Twelve Founding Schools Of Thermodynamics". Historians and physicists will enjoy reviewing the accomplishments and contributions of the various schools of thought to the discipline of thermodynamics with these timeless scientific history gifts! myTees
Economics humor comes alive on this tee featuring a supply-and-demand curve on a graph along with the following query caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?" No matter what your psychological (mental) state or economic state is, showcase your wry econ sense of humor with this geek query humor t-shirt today! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy! myTees
Showcase the fuel cell from within with wry biochemical humor. Enjoy any of these "A Different Type Of Fuel Cell Adenosine Triphosphate" gifts! myTees
Biology attitude comes alive on this telomere design featuring the chromosome, as well as labels of both telomeres and centromere. Caption says: "Responsible For Aging At The Cellular Level". Showcase your scientific side with any of the telomere definition gifts today! Perfect gifts for molecular biologists of any age! myTees
No need to work in a lab or in quality assurance to enjoy wry biotechnology humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, with detailed labels of all key parts, along with the scientific truism saying "Quality DNA Inside". Tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor for anyone with quality deoxyribonucleic acid inside of themselves! myTees
Let your Wonderland fantasy sense of humor shine with this illogical tee featuring a lobster looking into a mirror and using a brush as drawn by John Tenniel. Comes with the saying that will make everyone do a double-take on the standards of beauty in the world around us: "Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder". myTees
It is important to think clearly, not deeply. Enjoy this classic quote by wireless genius Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla: "The scientists from Franklin to Morse were clear thinkers and did not produce any erroneous theories. The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane." No need to be a scientist today to espouse the fact that we all need to think clearly, not deeply! Scientists of all ages, who think clearly, will enjoy this Nikola Tesla quote gift tee! myTees
If you have ever asked yourself whether you should bid or not, you'll enjoy this bridge attitude t-shirt featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism query: "To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with your wry bridge attitude today! With apologies to William Shakespeare! myTees
Do you feel like you are being watched all the time? Showcase your wry modernity side with a dose of architectural style with this t-shirt featuring the original blueprint of a panopticon as drawn by Jeremy Bentham. Make others do a double-take about how you feel about the world with this "Imprisoned Inside" saying tee today! myTees
Showcase your realistic and rational astronomical side with this yellow diamond warning sign tee featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth". Make others do a double-take on what to think about the next time they look at the sky! myTees
Are you a catalyst in life? Or rather, "In Life Are You Catalytic Enough?" Showcase wry biochemistry humor with this enzyme-substrate complex tee featuring the induced-fit model, along with the reflective life saying! Memorable educational scientific tee for any science teacher and anyone who wonders whether one operates as a catalyst in life! myTees
Physicists will enjoy any of these Carnot engine work definition gifts featuring the Second Law of Thermodynamics, which is elucidated in the following: "The Second Law Of Thermodynamics states that temperature differences between systems in contact tend to even out & that work can be obtained from these non-equilibrium differences." Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational thermodynamics physics attitude today with these gifts! myTees
Showcase your wry PET (positron emission tomography) attitude with this tee featuring a PET scan result along with the saying "Now You Know My Innermost Thoughts". Specifically, PET is a nuclear medicine imaging technique which produces a three-dimensional image or picture of functional processes in the body. Make others do a double-take with wry scientific humor today with this PET scan saying tee! myTees
Do you spend a lot of time searching? Showcase your wry search DNA side with a dose of molecular biology humor with this tee featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Genetically Wired For Search". Make others do a double-take on why you behave the way that you do with this genetics geek humor t-shirt! myTees
No need to be a resident of Australia or Tasmania to know that the Tasmanian tiger or Tasmanian wolf (i.e., Thylacinus cynocephalus) has its place in history. It is largest known carnivorous marsupial of modern times and is thought to have become extinct in the 20th century. Showcase your spirit for this extinct animal with any of these Thylacine attitude gifts! myTees
Showcase your wry attitude on California's four seasons with any of these map gifts featuring a map of California along with the following often heard saying about the state: "California Has Four Seasons Earthquake, Fire, Flood & Drought". Make others do a double-take on the seasons found in California today! myTees
No need to be into molecular ecology to find the wry scientific humor found on this prokaryote (bacterium) diagram gift tee! Says: "Molecular Ecology Starts With Microbiology". Showcase your knowledge of microbiology and molecular ecology with this die-hard educational colorful biology t-shirt today! myTees
Statisticians, psychologists, social scientists, and economists will enjoy this tee featuring a dose of bell curve humor. Comes with the normal distribution curve along with the saying that will make others do a double-take at how you think about the world: "Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics". myTees
No need to be successful to be able to "Sow The Seed Of Success". Showcase wry anatomical and biological humor with any of these gifts featuring a bean seed (dicotyledon), along with the truism saying "Sow The Seed Of Success". Memorable inspirational and motivational gifts for entrepreneurs, farmers, teachers, gardeners, and all who truly sow the seed of success! myTees
Tornado fans will enjoy wearing this tee featuring a map of the United States and tornado activity in the United States, including the infamous "Tornado Alley". Ask yourself and others: "Where Are We Torpedoed By Tornadoes?" Meteorological and geographical fun for anyone who has experienced or seen a tornado and all who have yet to experience mother nature's full fury! myTees
If you spend the day making decisions, you'll enjoy this tee featuring transportation sign humor along with the truism saying "Decision Making Can Be As Slippery As A Wet Road". Make others do a double-take about the decisions to be made in work and in life -- that are about as hazardous as driving a slippery road -- with this memorable signage humor tee featuring the slippery road sign! myTees
Biologists who work with plants and animals will enjoy this educational gift tee featuring "Speciation Via Polyploidy", whereby 2n becomes 4n. Perfect evolutionary scientific t-shirt for those with at least 2n or who desire to create new species! myTees
Scientists and naturalists who are careful observers will enjoy this tee featuring a timeless quote by naturalist and originator of the theory of natural selection, Charles Darwin. Quotation is as follows: "I had, also, during many years, followed a golden rule, namely, that whenever a published fact, a new observation or thought came across me, which was opposed to my general results, to make a memorandum of it without fail and at once; for I had found by experience that such facts and thoughts were far more apt to escape from memory than favorable ones. Owing to this habit, very few objections were raised against my views which I had not at least noticed and attempted to answer." myTees
Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science! myTees
Chemistry humor comes alive on this Periodic Table of Elements gift tee that says "Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Than The Periodic Table Of Elements". Showcase your wry chemistry geek side when you wear this educational, colorful t-shirt! Perfect scientific cheat sheet gift for chemistry teachers and majors! myTees
No need to be a cryptographer to enjoy this tee featuring the Freemason's cipher, also known as the pigpen cipher, masonic cipher, or Rosicrucian cipher. Make others do a double-take over this geometric simple substitution cipher which exchanges letters for symbols that are fragments of a grid. Coders and all who enjoy cryptanalysis will enjoy! myTees
Tornado watchers and storm chasers will enjoy this meteorological attitude tee featuring a map of the United States along with the caption "Where Dixie Alley Lies". Featuring Dixie Alley in light green on the United States map. Showcase your educational, scientific extreme weather side with this memorable tee! myTees
If you love to invent, you'll enjoy any of these quotable quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side today with any of these invention humor quotation gifts today! Perfect gifts for budding inventors! myTees
Do you dream in terms of the bell curve (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve)? If you dream about statistics, you'll enjoy this bell curve humor gift tee with the caption "Dream Statistics". Educational fun for any budding or experienced statistician -- whether voluntary or not! myTees
Showcase your mathematical and geometric side with this "Euclid's Proof Of The Pythagorean Theorem" gift tee. Perfect gift tee for any math or geometry teacher. Simple Euclidean math geek t-shirt for those who know about proof! myTees
Face it - we do not have enzymes to digest cellulose. Showcase this biochemical fact with this chemical molecule tee featuring the cellulose molecule, along with the scientific truism "No Enzymes To Digest (Cellulose) Inside". Make others guess exactly what you mean with this scientific humor t-shirt! myTees
Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myTees
Scientist, inventor, painter and all around Renaissance man, Leonardo da Vinci's genius lives on today. Showcase da Vinci's most famous works in this collage that contains the Mona Lisa, rhombicuboctahedron, Vitruvian Man, and drawing of a foetus in the womb. Inspirational polymath gift for any Renaissance man or woman! myTees
Biology attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring mitosis along with the following saying: "Give Me Your Undivided Attention Study Mitosis". No need to be a biologist or biology teacher to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts! myTees
Showcase your knowledge of "The Electromagnetic Spectrum" with this physics wavelength tee. Educational, scientific t-shirt for anyone who is interested in electromagnetism! myTees
Molecular biologists and biotechnology fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following ponderous query: "What Would The World Look Like If We Could Design Our Own Genes?" myTees
Do you know how to define jerk? Do you know about the definition of jerk in physics? In physics, jerk, also known as jolt, surge, and lurch, is the rate of change of acceleration -- meaning the derivative of acceleration with respect to time, the second derivative of velocity, or the third derivative of position. Make others do a double-take with wry physics and engineering humor with this tee which features "A Definition Of Jerk" -- or rather the physics definition of jerk and its three variants! myTees
Ever heard of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? Make others do a double-take with this definition tee featuring a very long word -- often cited to be one of the longest words -- in the English language. No need to be a practitioner in the medical field to enjoy tongue-twisting definitional humor today! myTees
Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with any of these gifts featuring a karyotype of human chromosomes under fluorescence along with the caption "Cytogeneticist Inside". Memorable gifts for anyone interested in what their chromosomes look like! myTees
If you enjoyed the sights and sounds of US Highway 99, you'll enjoy any of these vintage attitude transportation sign gifts featuring Historic Route US Highway 99. Make others do a double-take on memory lane with any of these highway signage gifts! No need to be a Californian to enjoy! myTees
Showcase your wry sense of geological humor with any of these gifts featuring a map of the plates of the Earth, along with the scientific saying "Love Geology Unconditionally It's A Fault Driven World No Matter Which Plate You're On". No need to be a seismologist, geologist, or earth scientist to enjoy educational attitude about the planet that we all live on! Psyche humor for all who love unconditionally, with a double-entendre on the word "fault"! myTees
Showcase your stats humor side with this gift tee featuring linear regression and wry saying "We All Regress To The Mean Eventually". Educational statistical attitude for all who are familiar with regressing to the mean! myTees
Showcase DNA replication with wry scientific attitude with this molecular biology gift tee that says "Biology Is In My Genes". Tautological saying for anyone with genes! myTees
Fans of the Siamang gibbon and natural historians will enjoy this tee featuring Austrian painter and master dyer Aloys Zotl's infamous vivid painting known as "The Siamang Gibbon" (1883). myTees
