Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Biology attitude comes alive on this telomere design featuring the chromosome, as well as labels of both telomeres and centromere. Caption says: "Responsible For Aging At The Cellular Level". Showcase your scientific side with any of the telomere definition gifts today! Perfect gifts for molecular biologists of any age! myTees
No need to work in a lab or in quality assurance to enjoy wry biotechnology humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, with detailed labels of all key parts, along with the scientific truism saying "Quality DNA Inside". Tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor for anyone with quality deoxyribonucleic acid inside of themselves! myTees
Let your Wonderland fantasy sense of humor shine with this illogical tee featuring a lobster looking into a mirror and using a brush as drawn by John Tenniel. Comes with the saying that will make everyone do a double-take on the standards of beauty in the world around us: "Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder". myTees
It is important to think clearly, not deeply. Enjoy this classic quote by wireless genius Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla: "The scientists from Franklin to Morse were clear thinkers and did not produce any erroneous theories. The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane." No need to be a scientist today to espouse the fact that we all need to think clearly, not deeply! Scientists of all ages, who think clearly, will enjoy this Nikola Tesla quote gift tee! myTees
If you have ever asked yourself whether you should bid or not, you'll enjoy this bridge attitude t-shirt featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism query: "To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with your wry bridge attitude today! With apologies to William Shakespeare! myTees
Do you feel like you are being watched all the time? Showcase your wry modernity side with a dose of architectural style with this t-shirt featuring the original blueprint of a panopticon as drawn by Jeremy Bentham. Make others do a double-take about how you feel about the world with this "Imprisoned Inside" saying tee today! myTees
Showcase your realistic and rational astronomical side with this yellow diamond warning sign tee featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth". Make others do a double-take on what to think about the next time they look at the sky! myTees
Are you a catalyst in life? Or rather, "In Life Are You Catalytic Enough?" Showcase wry biochemistry humor with this enzyme-substrate complex tee featuring the induced-fit model, along with the reflective life saying! Memorable educational scientific tee for any science teacher and anyone who wonders whether one operates as a catalyst in life! myTees
Physicists will enjoy any of these Carnot engine work definition gifts featuring the Second Law of Thermodynamics, which is elucidated in the following: "The Second Law Of Thermodynamics states that temperature differences between systems in contact tend to even out & that work can be obtained from these non-equilibrium differences." Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational thermodynamics physics attitude today with these gifts! myTees
Showcase your wry PET (positron emission tomography) attitude with this tee featuring a PET scan result along with the saying "Now You Know My Innermost Thoughts". Specifically, PET is a nuclear medicine imaging technique which produces a three-dimensional image or picture of functional processes in the body. Make others do a double-take with wry scientific humor today with this PET scan saying tee! myTees
Do you spend a lot of time searching? Showcase your wry search DNA side with a dose of molecular biology humor with this tee featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Genetically Wired For Search". Make others do a double-take on why you behave the way that you do with this genetics geek humor t-shirt! myTees
No need to be a resident of Australia or Tasmania to know that the Tasmanian tiger or Tasmanian wolf (i.e., Thylacinus cynocephalus) has its place in history. It is largest known carnivorous marsupial of modern times and is thought to have become extinct in the 20th century. Showcase your spirit for this extinct animal with any of these Thylacine attitude gifts! myTees
Showcase your wry attitude on California's four seasons with any of these map gifts featuring a map of California along with the following often heard saying about the state: "California Has Four Seasons Earthquake, Fire, Flood & Drought". Make others do a double-take on the seasons found in California today! myTees
No need to be into molecular ecology to find the wry scientific humor found on this prokaryote (bacterium) diagram gift tee! Says: "Molecular Ecology Starts With Microbiology". Showcase your knowledge of microbiology and molecular ecology with this die-hard educational colorful biology t-shirt today! myTees
Statisticians, psychologists, social scientists, and economists will enjoy this tee featuring a dose of bell curve humor. Comes with the normal distribution curve along with the saying that will make others do a double-take at how you think about the world: "Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics". myTees
No need to be successful to be able to "Sow The Seed Of Success". Showcase wry anatomical and biological humor with any of these gifts featuring a bean seed (dicotyledon), along with the truism saying "Sow The Seed Of Success". Memorable inspirational and motivational gifts for entrepreneurs, farmers, teachers, gardeners, and all who truly sow the seed of success! myTees
Tornado fans will enjoy wearing this tee featuring a map of the United States and tornado activity in the United States, including the infamous "Tornado Alley". Ask yourself and others: "Where Are We Torpedoed By Tornadoes?" Meteorological and geographical fun for anyone who has experienced or seen a tornado and all who have yet to experience mother nature's full fury! myTees
If you spend the day making decisions, you'll enjoy this tee featuring transportation sign humor along with the truism saying "Decision Making Can Be As Slippery As A Wet Road". Make others do a double-take about the decisions to be made in work and in life -- that are about as hazardous as driving a slippery road -- with this memorable signage humor tee featuring the slippery road sign! myTees
Biologists who work with plants and animals will enjoy this educational gift tee featuring "Speciation Via Polyploidy", whereby 2n becomes 4n. Perfect evolutionary scientific t-shirt for those with at least 2n or who desire to create new species! myTees
Scientists and naturalists who are careful observers will enjoy this tee featuring a timeless quote by naturalist and originator of the theory of natural selection, Charles Darwin. Quotation is as follows: "I had, also, during many years, followed a golden rule, namely, that whenever a published fact, a new observation or thought came across me, which was opposed to my general results, to make a memorandum of it without fail and at once; for I had found by experience that such facts and thoughts were far more apt to escape from memory than favorable ones. Owing to this habit, very few objections were raised against my views which I had not at least noticed and attempted to answer." myTees
Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science! myTees
Chemistry humor comes alive on this Periodic Table of Elements gift tee that says "Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Than The Periodic Table Of Elements". Showcase your wry chemistry geek side when you wear this educational, colorful t-shirt! Perfect scientific cheat sheet gift for chemistry teachers and majors! myTees
No need to be a cryptographer to enjoy this tee featuring the Freemason's cipher, also known as the pigpen cipher, masonic cipher, or Rosicrucian cipher. Make others do a double-take over this geometric simple substitution cipher which exchanges letters for symbols that are fragments of a grid. Coders and all who enjoy cryptanalysis will enjoy! myTees
Tornado watchers and storm chasers will enjoy this meteorological attitude tee featuring a map of the United States along with the caption "Where Dixie Alley Lies". Featuring Dixie Alley in light green on the United States map. Showcase your educational, scientific extreme weather side with this memorable tee! myTees
If you love to invent, you'll enjoy any of these quotable quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side today with any of these invention humor quotation gifts today! Perfect gifts for budding inventors! myTees
Do you dream in terms of the bell curve (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve)? If you dream about statistics, you'll enjoy this bell curve humor gift tee with the caption "Dream Statistics". Educational fun for any budding or experienced statistician -- whether voluntary or not! myTees
Showcase your mathematical and geometric side with this "Euclid's Proof Of The Pythagorean Theorem" gift tee. Perfect gift tee for any math or geometry teacher. Simple Euclidean math geek t-shirt for those who know about proof! myTees
Face it - we do not have enzymes to digest cellulose. Showcase this biochemical fact with this chemical molecule tee featuring the cellulose molecule, along with the scientific truism "No Enzymes To Digest (Cellulose) Inside". Make others guess exactly what you mean with this scientific humor t-shirt! myTees
Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myTees
Scientist, inventor, painter and all around Renaissance man, Leonardo da Vinci's genius lives on today. Showcase da Vinci's most famous works in this collage that contains the Mona Lisa, rhombicuboctahedron, Vitruvian Man, and drawing of a foetus in the womb. Inspirational polymath gift for any Renaissance man or woman! myTees
Biology attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring mitosis along with the following saying: "Give Me Your Undivided Attention Study Mitosis". No need to be a biologist or biology teacher to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts! myTees
Showcase your knowledge of "The Electromagnetic Spectrum" with this physics wavelength tee. Educational, scientific t-shirt for anyone who is interested in electromagnetism! myTees
Molecular biologists and biotechnology fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following ponderous query: "What Would The World Look Like If We Could Design Our Own Genes?" myTees
Do you know how to define jerk? Do you know about the definition of jerk in physics? In physics, jerk, also known as jolt, surge, and lurch, is the rate of change of acceleration -- meaning the derivative of acceleration with respect to time, the second derivative of velocity, or the third derivative of position. Make others do a double-take with wry physics and engineering humor with this tee which features "A Definition Of Jerk" -- or rather the physics definition of jerk and its three variants! myTees
Ever heard of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? Make others do a double-take with this definition tee featuring a very long word -- often cited to be one of the longest words -- in the English language. No need to be a practitioner in the medical field to enjoy tongue-twisting definitional humor today! myTees
Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with any of these gifts featuring a karyotype of human chromosomes under fluorescence along with the caption "Cytogeneticist Inside". Memorable gifts for anyone interested in what their chromosomes look like! myTees
If you enjoyed the sights and sounds of US Highway 99, you'll enjoy any of these vintage attitude transportation sign gifts featuring Historic Route US Highway 99. Make others do a double-take on memory lane with any of these highway signage gifts! No need to be a Californian to enjoy! myTees
Showcase your wry sense of geological humor with any of these gifts featuring a map of the plates of the Earth, along with the scientific saying "Love Geology Unconditionally It's A Fault Driven World No Matter Which Plate You're On". No need to be a seismologist, geologist, or earth scientist to enjoy educational attitude about the planet that we all live on! Psyche humor for all who love unconditionally, with a double-entendre on the word "fault"! myTees
Showcase your stats humor side with this gift tee featuring linear regression and wry saying "We All Regress To The Mean Eventually". Educational statistical attitude for all who are familiar with regressing to the mean! myTees
Showcase DNA replication with wry scientific attitude with this molecular biology gift tee that says "Biology Is In My Genes". Tautological saying for anyone with genes! myTees
Fans of the Siamang gibbon and natural historians will enjoy this tee featuring Austrian painter and master dyer Aloys Zotl's infamous vivid painting known as "The Siamang Gibbon" (1883). myTees
Do you feel sad or melancholy at times? Do you feel that your life is going downhill? Or, alternatively, are you going to coast all the way downhill? Look no further than any of these transportation signage humor gifts featuring the warning sign for downhill ahead along with the truism saying that you often here: "It's All Downhill From Here". Memorable transportation sign attitude gifts for all who are going downhill -- whether physically, mentally, or emotionally. Fun gag gifts for those feeling blue and who are interested in warning others! myTees
Do you believe that we're headed for another mini-Ice Age due to low sunspot activity -- i.e., another Maunder Minimum? Showcase your meteorological attitude with this tee featuring a frozen lagoon in Venice in 1708 as painted by Gabriele Bella. Featuring people ice skating on it. Make others do a double-take at what places can freeze over during another mini-Ice Age! myTees
No need to be a geologist or geology major to enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek scientific truism saying gifts featuring gneiss, a common and widely distributed type of rock formed by high-grade regional metamorphic processes from pre-existing formations that were originally either igneous or sedimentary rocks, along with the saying "Don't Take Gneiss For Granite". It means, of course, "Don't Take Nice For Granted"! Memorable geological attitude gifts for geologists, earth scientists, volcanologists, and anyone who enjoys some gneiss and granite humor! myTees
Do you have a psychological and geological view on life? Do you see life as a bunch of layers, much like geological layers? Showcase your wry scientific side with any of these gifts featuring Grand Canyon stratigraphy, along with the saying "I Have A Layered Outlook On Life". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of educational, geological fun! Memorable gifts for geologists or fans of the Grand Canyon! myTees
Are you a perfectionist? Do you believe that there is a genetic basis for perfectionism? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA". Memorable biology geek humor gifts for all who love to be perfect! myTees
No need to be a botanist or biochemist to understand the important of photosynthesis, the process of creating energy from light. Technically, photosynthesis uses carbon dioxide and water in order to produce oxygen and sugar. Make others do a double-take about the photosynthesis with any of these colorful scientific attitude gifts, featuring the chemical formula for photosynthesis! myTees
No need to be a physics major or a student of physics to enjoy this wry signage gift tee featuring the speed limit of light as a joke. Speed limit sign says "186,282.397 MPS" - that's miles per second! Showcase your speed limit of visual observation with wry scientific traffic sign / transportation signage humor when you wear this geek attitude t-shirt! myTees
Showcase your wry microbiological sense of humor with this t-shirt featuring the key parts of a prokaryote along with the saying "Warning! It's A Bacterial World Out There". Make others do a double-take with biological geek fun today! myTees
Those who have carpal tunnel syndrome will enjoy this anatomical humor tee featuring hand anatomy from the medical textbook Gray's Anatomy along with the saying "Warning! Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Inside". Medical geek humor tee for anyone with carpal tunnel syndrome! myTees
