Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Avid bridge players will enjoy this all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Game Of Bridge". Memorable bridge attitude apron for any serious bridge player or bridge teacher! myBridgePlayer
In the world of statistics mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with this bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) binder featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today with this binder! Memorable binder for any calm and rational statistician! myStatistician
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with this all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice saying: "Key Card Placement Is The Name Of The Game". Make others do a double-take about what the game of bridge is all about with a dose of bridge humor with this all-over print apron! myBridgePlayer
Bridge players and bridge teachers who understand the benefits from playing bridge will enjoy this bridge / duplicate bridge attitude all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice: "Learn Resilience Play Bridge". myBridgePlayer
Showcase your biochemical side with this cellular respiration humor xMas stocking featuring the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take on where you get your energy from with this ATP energy xMas stocking today! myBiochemistry
You have acidic machinery inside of you known as the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take with this biochemistry humor binder featuring the "Acidic Machinery Inside". No need to be biochemist or chemistry major to enjoy educational scientific fun with this binder! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry biochemical side with this matchbox featuring the induced-fit model of enzyme-substrate interaction along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what lies within: "Transformational Process Inside". Classic geek humor matchbox for anyone with a biochemical attitude! myBiochemistry
Showcase your geological side with any of these gifts featuring a spiral of Earth's history along with the caption "Our 4.5 Billion Year History". Memorable gifts for any Earth history fan or natural historian! No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to enjoy these educational historical timeline gifts! myEarthScience
#earth #science #earths #history #Magnet
Duplicate bridge players who know how hard it is to get to 50% game will enjoy this bridge saying all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the following words: "Duplicate Bridge - Where 50% Game Is An Achievement". Make others do a double-take at what is considered an achievement by many duplicate bridge players with this memorable bridge attitude apron! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry cerebral sense of humor with a dose of anatomical fun with this bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Just Call Me Cerebral". No need to be a brain surgeon or philosopher or psychologist to enjoy pensive geek humor today with this bandana! myPsychology
Showcase your wry anatomical brain side with this binder featuring an illustration of the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Brain Mindset Inside". No need to be a neurologist neurosurgeon psychologist or teacher to enjoy! myPsychology
Showcase your wry anatomical sense of humor with this binder featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take about what your day is like: "Some Days I Feel I Need A Brain Transplant". Medical geek humor at its best! No need to work in the psychological or medical profession to enjoy! myPsychology
Make others do a double-take on the world of particle physics with this matchbox featuring the Standard Model of Elementary Particles along with the following geek humor saying: "Particle Physics Is An Elementary Matter." Memorable matchbox for any physicist or physics major who thinks in terms of leptons quarks electrons gluons neutrinos and bosons! myPhysics
#particle #physics #elementary #matter #standard #Matchboxes
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry health attitude with this matchbox featuring the cholesterol molecule along with the following caption: "Too Much & Too Little Can Be Bad For Your Health". Educational scientific chemical molecule matchbox for anyone who thinks about role of cholesterol in our lives. myBiochemistry
No need to have taken organic chemistry to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Includes truism saying "It's All Organic". Educational biochemistry fun for all who know about the organic cycle within their cells! myBiochemistry
No need to be a seismologist or earth scientist to enjoy any of these geographical gifts featuring the location of the Puerto Rico trench along with the following ponderous thought: "The Next Tsunami To Hit The United States Could Come From An Earthquake Along The Puerto Rico Trench". Memorable gifts for all fans of plate tectonics! myEarthScience
#earth #scientist #plate #tectonics #tsunami #CeramicTile
Understand the underlying factors of global warming? Showcase wry meteorological and earth science humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring El Niño and La Niña with the scientific saying: "Global Warming? Blame It On El Niño and La Niña". El Niño is a warming of the surface water of the eastern and central Pacific Ocean occurring every 4 to 12 years and causing unusual global weather patterns. An El Niño is said to occur when the trade winds that usually push warm surface water westward weaken allowing the warm water to pool as far eastward as the western coast of South America. La Niña is a cooling of the surface water of the eastern and central Pacific Ocean occurring somewhat less frequently than El Niño events but causing similar generally opposite disruptions to global weather patterns. La Niña conditions occur when the Pacific trade winds blow more strongly than usual pushing the sun-warmed surface water farther west and increasing the upwelling of cold water in the eastern regions. Make others do a double-take with either of these factors that can be seen as a contributor factor to global warming -- or as a consequence of it! myEarthScience
#nina #environmental #global #warming #FaceMask
Those who work with tons of data will enjoy this wry stats humor throw pillow featuring the formula for calculating the cophenetic correlation coefficient. Says: "To Analyze Clumps Of Data Just Calculate Cophenetic Correlation Coefficient" with the caption "Note: Magnitude of c should be close to 1 for a high-quality solution." Cophenetic correlation represents a measure how faithfully a dendrogram preserves the pairwise distances between the original unmodeled data points. Make others do a double-take with intelligent biostatistical humor with this definitional stats attitude throw pillow! myStatistician
Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) tee complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific tee for anyone who works with statistics! myStatistician
Showcase your thoughtful wry style the next time you play duplicate bridge with this pair of socks featuring the four card suits as well as the bridge truism saying "Make the Neuronal Connections Play Bridge". Memorable socks for bridge players bridge teachers and anyone who connects with others with the game of bridge! myBridgePlayer
