Dark Energy Dark Matter Expressions Ignorance Round Clock

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Showcase your wry astronomical attitude with this scientific truism clock featuring a graphical pie of the Universe and the percentages of dark energy and dark matter that are hypothesized to occupy the Universe at this time. Comes with the saying: "Dark Energy & Dark Matter Are Expressions Of Human Ignorance". Make others do a double-take the next time you talk about the content of the Universe with this astrophysics clock! myPhysics

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Defense What The Game Of Bridge Is All About Planner

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Communication with your bridge partner on defense is truly what the game of bridge / duplicate bridge is all about. Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with this planner featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Defense What The Game Of Bridge Is All About". If you love defending a bridge hand you'll enjoy this bridge attitude planner! myBridgePlayer

I Am 99.7% Confident Fall Within 3 Standard Dev Throw Pillow

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Showcase your knowledge of statistics and standard deviation with a dose of educational stats humor with this throw pillow featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within Three Standard Deviations From The Mean". Memorable statistical attitude throw pillow for anyone who falls within three standard deviations from the mean! myStatistician

Statistical Outlier Inside Bell Curve Humor Face Mask

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No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy this wry statistical humor polyester face mask featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with this educational geek humor stats attitude polyester face mask! myStatistician

Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis Light Dependent Face Mask #photosynthesis #reduce #smog #support #photosynthesis #FaceMask

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Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis Light Dependent Face Mask

We All Descended From Her (Mitochondrial Eve) Long Apron #dna #mtdna #mitochondrial #dna #we #LongApron

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We All Descended From Her (Mitochondrial Eve) Long Apron

Winning At Bridge Is Hard To Do When Cards Do Not Planner

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No matter how often or how little you play the game of bridge if you're a bridge player you'll enjoy this wry bridge truism saying "Winning At Bridge Is Hard To Do When The Cards Do Not Lie In Your Favor" along with the four card suits. Make others do a double-take at the number one difficulty in winning at bridge (duplicate bridge) with this memorable bridge humor saying planner! myBridgePlayer

We All Descended From Her Mitochondrial Eve Bandana #dna #mtdna #mitochondrial #dna #we #Bandana

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We All Descended From Her Mitochondrial Eve Bandana

Trust Is A Biochemical Phenomenon Oxytocin Humor Face Mask

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No need to be a chemist or biochemist to enjoy wry scientific humor with this polyester face mask featuring the chemical structure of the mammalian hormone oxytocin along with the following truism saying: "Trust Is A Biochemical Phenomenon". Make others do a double-take at the chemistry behind the feeling of trust with this geek humor polyester face mask today! myBiochemistry

Monosodium Glutamate Sodium Salt Of Glutamic Acid T-Shirt

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Do you find monosodium glutamate tasty? Do you work with salt? Wry chemistry attitude comes alive on this tee featuring the chemical structure of monosodium glutamate -- also known as MSG. Molecule structure with the definition saying "Monosodium Glutamate Sodium Salt Of Glutamic Acid". No need to be a foodie to enjoy scientific humor! myBiochemistry

Team Photosynthesis Light-Dependent Reactions Socks

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Showcase your photosynthetic autotrophic sense of style with this pair of socks featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the caption "Team Photosynthesis". No need to be a botanist biologist biochemist or gardener to enjoy! myBiochemistry

Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis Light Dependent Tote Bag

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No need to be a plant biologist or environmentalist to enjoy wry scientific advice with this tote bag featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Includes the scientific truism saying for all who know what photosynthesis is all about: "Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis". Memorable cheeky environmental advice tote bag for Earth Day & beyond! myBiochemistry

3 Types Of Plate Boundaries - Which Standing On? Mouse Pad

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Educational geological fun is found on this mousepad that features the three different types of plate boundaries: transform divergent and convergent. Ask yourself and others which plate boundary you are standing on! Make others wonder about the earthquakes and plate tectonics today! myEarthScience

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Stamp Out Mental Laziness Learn How To Play Chess Two-Tone Coffee Mug #stamp #out #mental #laziness #chess #TwoToneCoffeeMug

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Stamp Out Mental Laziness Learn How To Play Chess Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits T-Shirt

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Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are referring to with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor today! myBridgePlayer

Get Some Mental Exercise Play Chess Advice Apron #get #some #mental #exercise #chess #Apron

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Get Some Mental Exercise Play Chess Advice Apron

Gut Intuition Inside (Digestive System Humor) Adult Apron #truism #saying #gut #intuition #inside #AdultApron

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Gut Intuition Inside (Digestive System Humor) Adult Apron

Think Before You Play Your Next Card (Card Suits) Tote Bag

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Bridge players of all ages and skills levels will enjoy this tote bag featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Think Before You Play Your Next Card". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of sound bridge advice today! myBridgePlayer

Warning! I Can Play Chess Until Dawn (Chess Set) T-Shirt #warning #reflective #chess #set #i #TShirt

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Warning! I Can Play Chess Until Dawn (Chess Set) T-Shirt

Now You Know My Innermost Thoughts (PET Scan) Throw Pillow #positron #emission #tomography #words #and #ThrowPillow

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Now You Know My Innermost Thoughts (PET Scan) Throw Pillow

Playing Chess Is My Modus Operandi Two-Tone Coffee Mug #playing #chess #reflective #chess #set #TwoToneCoffeeMug

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Unraveled Inside (Deoxyribonucleic Acid) T-Shirt #medical #health #genes #geneticist #molecular #TShirt

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Unraveled Inside (Deoxyribonucleic Acid) T-Shirt

Chess Is A Sea In Which Gnat May Drink Elephant Coffee Mug #chess #metaphor #chess #player #reflective #CoffeeMug

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Thinking The Act Of Getting My Gears Into Place Planner

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Mechanistic thinkers will enjoy this brainy psyche attitude planner featuring multiple colorful gears forming a silhouette of a brain along with the following truism saying about thinking: "Thinking The Act Of Getting My Gears Into Place". No need to be a mechanical engineer or psychologist to enjoy! myPsychology

Exhaustion Is In My DNA Genetics Geek Humor Socks

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Are you exhausted all the time? Do you believe that there is a genetic basis for exhaustion? Showcase your wry molecular biology side with a dose of DNA replication humor with this pair of socks featuring the saying "Exhaustion Is In My DNA". myPsychology

Lots Of Guts Inside Digestive System Bandana #lots #of #guts #inside #guts #Bandana

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We All Live A Mirrorlike Existence Wonderland Round Clock

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No need to have read Lewis Carroll's sequence to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland to enjoy this Wonderland attitude clock featuring Alice stepping through the looking glass as illustrated by John Tenniel in Through The Looking Glass and What Alice Found There. Make others do a double-take about life and mirrors with this endearing and enchanting saying "We All Live A Mirrorlike Existence" on this clock. Truism humor for all who look at and through mirrors when critically looking at themselves! myPsychology

Lorentz Transformation Inside Physics Award Plaque

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This diagram shows the Lorentz transformations on the Minkowski light cone spacetime diagram for one spatial dimension. The Lorentz transformation or Lorentz-Fitzgerald transformation describes how according to the theory of special relativity different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Showcase your knowledge of physics with a dose of relativistic attitude with this "Lorenz Transformation Inside" award plaque. Memorable educational geek humor award plaque for any physicist! myPhysics

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Be Strategic Through The Looking Glass Planner #nonsensical #white #king #white #queen #Planner

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Be Strategic Through The Looking Glass Planner

Age Is Relative (Geological Time Humor) Mouse Pad

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Geological age humor is found on this mousepad which features the various epochs eons and periods of Earth's history. Educational timeline. Showcase that "Age Is Relative" with a scientific Earth time twist today! Growing older never felt better when viewed in relation to geological time! myEarthScience

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