Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, September 12, 2022

Red Queen Hypothesis Wonderland Alice Red Queen 3 Ring Binder #red #queen #hypothesis #red #queen #3RingBinder

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Red Queen Hypothesis Wonderland Alice Red Queen 3 Ring Binder

Wonderland Alice Humpty Dumpty Conversation Quote 3 Ring Binder #alice #humpty #dumpty #quote #quotation #3RingBinder

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Wonderland Alice Humpty Dumpty Conversation Quote 3 Ring Binder

Normal Is My State Of Mind Bell Curve Stats Humor Face Mask

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No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy wry stats humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the following saying: "Normal Is My State Of Mind". Great tongue-in-cheek statistical attitude cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who does hypothesis testing or has a normal state of mind! myPsychology

Particle Physics Is An Elementary Matter Model Socks

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Make others do a double-take on the world of particle physics with this pair of socks featuring the Standard Model of Elementary Particles along with the following geek humor saying: "Particle Physics Is An Elementary Matter." Memorable pair of socks for any physicist or physics major who thinks in terms of leptons quarks electrons gluons neutrinos and bosons! myPhysics

#particle #physics #elementary #matter #standard #Socks

Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle Physics Humor T-Shirt

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Introduced first in 1927 by the German physicist Werner Heisenberg the Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. In other words two variables that do not commute cannot be measured simultaneously—the more precisely one is known the less precisely the other can be known. Let your wry quantum mechanics side shine with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle along with the following ponderous existential geek humor caption: "How Certain Are You Of Anything In This Uncertain World?" myPhysics

#heisenbergs #uncertainty #principle #quantum #mechanics #TShirt

Too Much Too Little Bad For Health Cholesterol 3 Ring Binder

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry health attitude with this binder featuring the cholesterol molecule along with the following caption: "Too Much & Too Little Can Be Bad For Your Health". Educational scientific chemical molecule binder for anyone who thinks about role of cholesterol in our lives. myBiochemistry

We All Live A Reflective Life (Wonderland) Pinback Button #philosophy #philosophical #doubleentendre #life #saying #PinbackButton

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We All Live A Reflective Life (Wonderland) Pinback Button

Acidic Machinery Inside Krebs Citric Acid Cycle Tea Bag Drink Mix

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You have acidic machinery inside of you known as the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take with this biochemistry humor drink mix featuring the "Acidic Machinery Inside". No need to be biochemist or chemistry major to enjoy educational scientific fun with this drink mix! myBiochemistry

How Affected Are You By Pollution? (Physiology) Round Clock #pollution #physiology #anatomy #human #body #RoundClock

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How Affected Are You By Pollution? (Physiology) Round Clock

Millions Of People Live On An Edge Earth Science Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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No need to be an earth scientist to understand plate tectonics the scientific theory which describes the large scale motions of Earth's lithosphere. Showcase your knowledge of the plates of the world with this mug featuring a map of the Earth's tectonic plates along with the truism saying and query: "Millions Of People Live On An Edge Will Mother Nature's Friction Affect You?" Memorable mug for any earthquake watcher! No need to have been in an earthquake or lived on a plate boundary to enjoy! myEarthScience

#plate #tectonics #earth #science #millions #TwoToneCoffeeMug

Entomologist Inside Worker Ant Anatomy Fabric #worker #ant #anatomy #worker #ant #Fabric

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Entomologist Inside Worker Ant Anatomy Fabric

Dream Statistics (Bell Curve Attitude) Poster

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Showcase your wry bell curve side with this educational statistical poster gift featuring the normal distribution curve complete with percentages under the curve along with the saying "Dream Statistics". myStatistician

Just A Normally Distributed Genius Stats Humor Bandana

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Are you a genius? Do you know about the normal distribution curve? Showcase your wry statistical attitude with this bandana featuring the bell curve (also known as the Gaussian curve or normal distribution curve) along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of psychological educational statistical style with this bandana! myStatistician

Statistical Outlier Inside Bell Curve Humor Window Cling

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No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy this wry statistical humor window cling featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with this educational geek humor stats attitude window cling! myStatistician

You Can Never Be Too Mature To Play Bridge Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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If you are a bridge player you'll enjoy this bridge saying mug featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism saying "You Can Never Be Too Mature To Play Bridge". Double entendre bridge saying that could mean that you can never be too old to play bridge or that you can never have too much intellectual maturity about the game of bridge to play it. Make others do a double-take on what this phrase means to you and to others at your next bridge game! myBridgePlayer

Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Napkin

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Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism saying: "Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge". myBridgePlayer

Bridge My Favorite Form Of Mental Exercise 4 Suits Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Showcase your tongue-in-cheek yet oh so serious bridge attitude with this bridge saying mug featuring the four card suits with the following words: "Bridge My Favorite Form Of Mental Exercise". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge / duplicate bridge humor at your next bridge game with this mug! myBridgePlayer

Venn Diagram Of Greek Latin & Russian Cyrillic iPhone 13 Case #linguistics #greek #latin #russian #cyrillic #iPhone13Case

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Venn Diagram Of Greek Latin & Russian Cyrillic iPhone 13 Case

Willpower Is Like A Muscle Needs To Be Exercised T-Shirt

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Do you have lots of willpower? Showcase your wry anatomical sense of humor with this tee featuring the muscles on the anterior side of the human body along with the following psyche saying: "Willpower Is Like A Muscle It Needs To Be Exercised Frequently". Make others do a double-take about the concept of willpower -- from both a philosophical and anatomical perspective! myPsychology

Warning! Decision Daily Cause Meltdown Financial Coffee Drink Mix

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If you trade you'll enjoy this wry signage humor drink mix featuring the warning sign for radioactivity as well as the following tongue-in-cheek yet dead serious warning: "Warning! Decisions I Make Daily Can Cause A Meltdown In The Global Financial Markets". Make others do a double-take at the power you wield with this econ saying warning sign drink mix! myPsychology

Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore Anatomical Humor Table Lamp

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Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this anatomical psychological lamp featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying -- especially apropos for anyone who lives an exceedingly busy life and can't think at times: "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore". Make others do a double-take with this educational scientific anatomical lamp today! No need to be a neurosurgeon or psychologist or workaholic to enjoy! myPsychology

Mechanistic Thinker Inside Psyche Brain Gears 3 Ring Binder

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Do you think in a mechanistic way? Showcase your wry psychological mechanical engineer side with a dose of geek humor with this binder featuring gears that comprise of a brain (silhouette) along with the following saying: "Mechanistic Thinker Inside". Make others do a double-take on how you think with a dose of mechanistic Newtonian attitude today! myPsychology

Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) Keychain

Ad: Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) Keychain

In the world of statistics mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) gifts featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today! Memorable gifts for any calm and rational statistician! myStatistician

Too Much Too Little Bad For Health Cholesterol Matchboxes

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry health attitude with this matchbox featuring the cholesterol molecule along with the following caption: "Too Much & Too Little Can Be Bad For Your Health". Educational scientific chemical molecule matchbox for anyone who thinks about role of cholesterol in our lives. myBiochemistry

Lunar Eclipse (Astronomy Attitude) Postcard #science #scientist #science #teacher #earth #Postcard

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Lunar Eclipse (Astronomy Attitude) Postcard

Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis Light Dependent Tote Bag

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No need to be a plant biologist or environmentalist to enjoy wry scientific advice with this tote bag featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Includes the scientific truism saying for all who know what photosynthesis is all about: "Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis". Memorable cheeky environmental advice tote bag for Earth Day & beyond! myBiochemistry

Resting Potential Inside (Sodium-Potassium Pump) T-Shirt

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Showcase your wry biology geek sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the sodium-potassium pump of active transport along with the following scientific truism caption: "Resting Potential Inside". No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy! myBiochemistry