Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Bridge players will enjoy this throw pillow featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism: "Two No Trump Is Often The Most Difficult Contract". No need to be an avid bridge player or bridge teacher to understand the fact that the contract of 2NT is often the most difficult contract to play as bridge declarer. myPsychology
Do you know how to define jerk? Do you know about the definition of jerk in physics? In physics jerk also known as jolt surge and lurch is the rate of change of acceleration -- meaning the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Make others do a double-take with wry physics and engineering humor with this all-over print apron featuring "A Definition Of Jerk" -- or rather the physics definition of jerk and its three variants! myPhysics
#physics #jerk #second #derivative #Apron
Are you a creative person? Showcase your wry creative side with a dose of biological attitude with this matchbox featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the truism saying "Make The Creative Connections Think". Make others do a double-take with a touch of philosophical and neurological geek attitude with this scientific advice matchbox today! myPsychology
Showcase exactly where you are -- in the present -- with this science humor metal lunch box featuring the light cone along space and time dimensions. Comes with "You Are Here" callout. Metal lunch box for any observer who wants to know exactly where one is in relation to time and space! myPhysics
#physics #time #space #light #cone #MetalLunchBox
No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy this pair of socks featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that when viewed from the correct angle appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with this pair of socks featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"! myPsychology
Do you often wonder where you are on the time-space continuum? Wonder no further with this physics geek humor planner featuring exactly where an observer is in the present between the future light cone and past light cone. Make others do a double-take with this educational scientific truism saying planner which notes that "Present Is A Relative Concept"! myPhysics
#physics #light #cone #words #Planner
Face it - you run on the Krebs cycle also known as the tricarboxylic acid cycle or citric acid cycle. Showcase this face with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring the Krebs cycle along with the tongue-in-cheek scientific truism saying "Organic Machinery Inside"! myBiochemistry
Showcase your biochemical attitude with this geek humor binder featuring the four nucleotide bases of deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) along with the following biological truism saying: "DNA Bases Basis For Life". Design comes with the molecular structure of adenine cytosine guanine and thiamine. myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry plate tectonic side with this cotton face mask featuring a map of the world's tectonic plates along with the following scientific truism saying that geologists seismologists and earth scientists can all relate to: "The World Contains Many Faults". Make others do a double-take on what you mean when you refer to faults with a dose of educational earthquake attitude about the planet we live in with this cotton face mask! myEarthScience
#world #contains #many #faults #WhiteCottonFaceMask
Showcase your wry ribonucleic acid attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of RNA along with the following saying: "RNA The Other Nucleic Acid". Make others do a double-take at the biochemical world of RNA today! myBiochemistry
Is there a geologist embedded within you? Showcase wry earth science humor with any of these gifts featuring a subduction zone complete with labels along with the tongue-in-cheek scientific truism "Geologist Embedded Within". Whether you are a geologist or seismologist or not you'll enjoy educational plate tectonics humor. Perfect gifts for all earth scientists! myEarthScience
#earth #science #geology #words #Tie
No need to be a statistician psychologist or mathematician to appreciate the limitations of regression analysis with this bandana featuring linear least squares along with the following stats saying: "Linear Solutions Are Often Not The Best Answers". Make others do a double-take at the limitations of linear least squares and regression techniques today with this bandana. myStatistician
Bell curve knowledge is alive and well on this all-over print apron featuring all key aspects of the normal distribution curve along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on the subject of statistics: "Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics". Classic statistics humor all-over print apron for anyone who thinks about statistics -- awake and asleep! myStatistician
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry bridge advice with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Get A Mental Workout Play Bridge". myBridgePlayer
Duplicate bridge players hungry for bridge will enjoy this wry bridge humor window cling featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge attitude at your next bridge game with this memorable bridge saying window cling! myBridgePlayer
Duplicate bridge players who know how hard it is to get to 50% game will enjoy this bridge saying polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the following words: "Duplicate Bridge - Where 50% Game Is An Achievement". Make others do a double-take at what is considered an achievement by many duplicate bridge players with this memorable bridge attitude saying face mask! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge player side with this polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Is A Test Of My Memory". Memorable bridge saying polyester face mask for any avid bridge player who tries to remember which was card was played on the past round. myBridgePlayer
Do you play bridge in a manner that gives your opponents something to think about? Showcase your bridge attitude with this bridge saying cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits which say the following: "Give Your Opponents Something To Think About". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of sound bridge advice! No need to be an avid bridge player to enjoy! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry anatomical sense of humor with this binder featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take about what your day is like: "Some Days I Feel I Need A Brain Transplant". Medical geek humor at its best! No need to work in the psychological or medical profession to enjoy! myPsychology
No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve Gaussian curve) along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant! myStatistician
No need to be a chemist or biochemist to enjoy wry scientific humor with this pair of socks featuring the chemical structure of the mammalian hormone oxytocin along with the following truism saying: "Trust Is A Biochemical Phenomenon". Make others do a double-take at the chemistry behind the feeling of trust with this geek humor pair of socks today! myPsychology
Showcase your wry neurological attitude toward learning with a dose of educational scientific fun with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following biological and psychological truism saying: "Remember: Learning Is An Iterative Process". myPsychology
If you think in terms of eigenvalues and eigenvectors you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a shear mapping of the Mona Lisa restored. Technically the eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that after being multiplied by the matrix remain parallel to the original vector. In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. Thus the blue arrow is an eigenvector with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged. Mathematicians and statisticians will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Mona Lisa restored along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". For all fans of matrices! myStatistician
If you love to eat fruits with plenty of citric acid in them such as oranges lemons and limes you'll enjoy this science humor pair of socks featuring the molecular structure of citric acid along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Citric Acid". Memorable scientific attitude pair of socks for any citric acid fan! myBiochemistry
