Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude the next time you tell time with this educational scientific watch featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Doing It All Is In My DNA". Memorable geek humor watch for anyone who feels compelled to do it all! myMolecularBiology
#science #humor #words #unwords #Watch
No need to be a cryptographer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Freemason's cipher also known as the pigpen cipher masonic cipher or Rosicrucian cipher. Make others do a double-take over this geometric simple substitution cipher which exchanges letters for symbols that are fragments of a grid. Coders and all who enjoy cryptanalysis will enjoy! myProgrammer
#freemasons #cipher #cryptography #simple #CoffeeMug
Cryptographers will enjoy this simple design of one of the first cryptic messages in literature along with the caption "Cryptographer". Let others know how cryptic or symbolic you can be with any of these classic cryptography gifts. Memorable gifts for computer programmers detectives or anyone who decodes! myProgrammer
#dancing #stick #figures #cryptographer #PinbackButton
Showcase your wry intelligent side the next time you code for Android with any of these open source software developer humor gifts featuring bug droid thinking about cupcake doughnut and eclair along with the truism saying "Application Developers Think Sweet Thoughts All The Time". Make others do a double-take with any of these double-entendre open source sweet thought gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myProgrammer
#software #engineer #developer #TwoToneCoffeeMug
No need to be a chemist or biochemist to enjoy wry scientific humor with this t-shirt featuring the chemical structure of the mammalian hormone oxytocin along with the following truism saying: "Trust Is A Biochemical Phenomenon". Make others do a double-take at the chemistry behind the feeling of trust with this geek humor tee today! myPsychology
If you have been or are shaped by your Tiger Mom you'll enjoy these wit and wisdom gifts featuring a picture of a tiger along with the saying "My Behavior Is Shaped By My Tiger Mom". Make others do a double-take at the Tiger Mom parenting style with any of these conversational gifts! myPsychology
Quantum physics attitude is alive and well on this watch gift featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following ponderous query that physicists will ask: "What Is The Matter With My View Of The World?" Contemplate matter at the sub-atomic level with a dose of Higgs boson geek humor the next time you tell time! myPhysics
#quantum #mechanics #physics #particle #Watch
No need to be a quantum physicist to enjoy wry quantum humor with any of these gifts featuring the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. Featuring the infamous thought experiment of quantum entanglement with Schrödinger's cat as either dead and/or alive along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on quantum mechanics: "Do Not Be Stuck In Limbo Think Quantum Mechanics". Geek humor at its best as there are some who think that thinking about quantum mechanics is a good definition of limbo in and of itself! myPhysics
#stucklimbodead #TShirt
Do you have guts? Of course you do. Anyone with guts will enjoy wry digestive system humor with this educational anatomical attitude drink mix featuring all key parts of the digestive system along with the following rhetorical question: "Who Said I Didn't Have Any Guts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of gutsy style today with this drink mix! myAnatomical
If you've heard about how big data from mega-corporations are going to dominate the way we live and work you'll enjoy wry statistical humor with this geek attitude poster featuring various correlations and their correlation coefficients along with the following truism saying: "The Pitfalls Of Big Data Lie In Its Overreliance On Correlation". Make others do a double-take on the need for corporate hubris amongst big data advocates with a dose of educational stats humor with this poster! myStatistician
Make others tell time with a dose of sound advice with this clock featuring all key parts of the human eye (eyeball) along with the following saying: "Just Eyeball Your Way To Success". myAnatomical
If you have ever asked yourself whether you should bid or not you'll enjoy this bridge attitude pocket watch featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism query: "To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with your wry bridge attitude the next time you tell time with this pocket watch! With apologies to William Shakespeare! myBridgePlayer
Do you feel like an ant at times? Especially a worker ant? Showcase your biological sense of humor with this anatomical design featuring ant anatomy with the saying "Worker Ant Inside". Make others do a double-take about how you feel in life with this educational entomological attitude planner! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry anatomical side with a dose of psychological attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Awakened Brain Inside". Memorable educational geek humor gifts for anyone who has awoken! myAnatomical
Bridge players of all ages will enjoy this bath mat featuring the four card suits along with the often heard saying at the bridge table: "Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious". Do a double-take about how seriously you take the game of bridge with this bridge humor saying bathmat the next time you step into or out of the bathtub or shower! myBridgePlayer
Do you dream a lot? No need to be an ophthalmologist to enjoy wry anatomical eye humor with this clock featuring all key parts of the human eye along with the following saying: "Eye (I) Dream". Make others do a double-take at what you dream about with a dose of selfish eyeball attitude today! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry bridge player sense of humor with this planner featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Experienced Bridge Players Wear Their Poker Faces At All Times". myBridgePlayer
No need to be an optician or ophthalmologist to enjoy this wry medical anatomical design featuring the eye. Includes all important parts including cornea retina and vitreous humour. Common truism saying says it all: "Here's An Eyeful". Make everyone do a double-take with their eyes with this educational scientific eyeball humor binder! myAnatomical
A Penrose tiling is a non-periodic tiling generated by an aperiodic set of prototiles. Penrose tilings are named after mathematician and physicist Roger Penrose who investigated these sets in the 1970s. The aperiodicity of the Penrose prototiles implies that a shifted copy of a Penrose tiling will never match the original. Showcase your Penrose tiling sense of style with this all-over print apron featuring reflection symmetry and fivefold rotational symmetry. Perfect all-over print apron for any mathematician or physicist with an aperiodic sense of style! myMathematician
#penrose #tiling #mathematician #physicist #reflection #Apron
4-dimensional polytope doormat for anyone who is having "Just Another Hypercubed Day". Memorable geek geometric humor doormat for anyone who thinks in the fourth dimension or in 4-D terms! myMathematician
#just #another #hypercubed #hypercube #Doormat
Wry mathematical graph humor comes alive on this design featuring parallel displacement along with the math truism query "How Displaced Are You In The Cartesian World?" Colorful educational geometry / trigonometry design. Perfect math geek humor binder for anyone who feel displaced in this world! myMathematician
#mathematician #parallel #displacement #query #descartes #3RingBinder
Physicists and physics majors will enjoy these gifts featuring the Second Law of Thermodynamics along with a diagram of a simple carnot cycle. Specifically the following text is included: "The second law of thermodynamics implies that no useful work can be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink." Make others do a double-take and test their knowledge of the Second Law of Thermodynamics today with these gifts! myWork
#isolated #system #temperature #words #TShirt
Do you have energy? If so you'll enjoy this biochemistry attitude clock featuring a 3-D molecule of the chemical structure of adenosine triphosphate (ATP). Comes with the following title and caption: "Adenosine Triphosphate Energy For Life". Memorable scientific attitude clock for any biologist chemist biochemist - or anyone with lots of energy! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with this educational scientific geek humor planner featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following saying for anyone who has had a brain freeze: "Warning! Faulty Connections Inside". Neuropsychology humor at its finest on this anatomical attitude design. myWarning
#warning #words #unwords #synapse #Planner
No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy this notebook featuring a drawing of the adenosine triphosphate (ATP) molecule in 3-D. Comes with the scientific saying "Adenosine Triphosphate Energy For Life". Memorable biochemistry notebook for anyone with energy! myBiochemistry
Do you have energy? If so you'll enjoy this biochemistry attitude coaster featuring a 3-D molecule of the chemical structure of adenosine triphosphate (ATP). Comes with the following title and caption: "Adenosine Triphosphate Energy For Life". Memorable scientific attitude coaster for any biologist chemist biochemist - or anyone with lots of energy! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry seismological side with this cotton face mask featuring p-waves and s-waves traveling through Earth after an earthquake along with the following saying: "Don't Mind Me I'm Just In The Shadow Zone". myEarthScience
#seismology #dont #mind #earth #WhiteCottonFaceMask
No need to be a mathematician or an earth scientist to appreciate the calculation of colatitude the complementary angle of the latitude i.e. the difference between 90° and the latitude. Make others do a double-take with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the scientific query "Do You Know Your Colatitude?" Showcase your educational spherical coordinate side the next time you wear this cotton/polyester face mask! myEarthScience
#colatitude #astronomy #earth #science #geometry #FaceMask
No need to be a meteorologist to appreciate educational and scientific attitude on this cotton/polyester face mask featuring "Stages Of A Thunderstorm's Life". Make others do a double-take about the various stages of a thunderstorm's life with a dose of weather fan fun the next time you wear this cotton/polyester face mask! myEarthScience
#weather #storm #meteorology #meteorologist #FaceMask
Wry biological and anatomical humor are found on this bean seed (dicotyledon) advice trivet complete with key labels. Saying says it all: "Sow The Seed Of Kindness". No need to be a gardener or perfect to sow the seed of kindness with this timeless truism trivet! Scientific attitude trivet for anyone who wishes to promote kindness. myAnatomical
No need to be a medical professional to understand that "It Takes Arteries To Function Properly". Enjoy this wry anatomical health and medicine attitude gift tee featuring the arterial system (circulatory system) complete with labels. Showcase this medical truism saying with a dose of educational scientific style when you wear this t-shirt! myAnatomical
Showcase your knowledge of the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) -- also known as the human leukocyte antigen (HLA) -- with scientific attitude on this water bottle featuring the various genes of the HLA on human chromosome 6 along with the biological truism saying "Immunity Is In My Genes". myMolecularBiology
#immunity #genes #WaterBottle
If you like to think contemplate and decide then you know that "Brain Power Is For Real". Showcase your wry geek side with this educational anatomical polyester face mask featuring the various parts of a brain and the truism saying about brain power. Memorable polyester face mask for anyone who uses one's brain and knows that brain power is for real! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry medical genetics attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Genetic Counselor Inside". Memorable molecular biology gifts for anyone into medical genetics or genetic counseling! myMolecularBiology
#biologist #genetic #counselor #inside #biology #TShirt
Educational scientific attitude is alive and well on this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the main muscles of the human body (torso and legs) along with the following saying: "Here's What I Would Call Well-Defined Muscles". Make others do a double-take at their own muscle anatomy today with this face mask! myAnatomical
