Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
No need to be a geochemist or oceanographer to enjoy this scarf featuring deep sea vent chemistry along with the caption "Here's How I Vent". Educational scientific attitude scarf for anyone who understands geochemical processes within the Earth and who vents! myEarthScience
#heres #vent #deep #Scarf
Showcase your wry genetic side the next time you introduce yourself with these customizable business cards featuring DNA replication along with the following funny scientific saying: "Warning! No Lifeguards In The Gene Pool". Make others do a double-take about exactly what you mean! No need to be a geneticist or molecular biologist to enjoy! myMolecularBiology
#genes #sarcasm #lifeguards #BusinessCard
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry molecular biology attitude with this throw pillow featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Uncommon DNA Inside". Great geek attitude throw pillow for any person who is unique! myMolecularBiology
#genes #words #unwords #ThrowPillow
Drink and have fun with this flask featuring all key parts of the human digestive system along with the saying "Wanted A World Filled With Guts". No need to be a gastroenterologist or medical practitioner to enjoy! myAnatomical
Wry bridge / duplicate bridge humor comes alive on this pillow featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Is A Social Game That Attracts A Substantial Number Of Antisocial People". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of bridge attitude with this tongue-in-cheek bridge sarcasm pillow. myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor at bridge tournaments with this planner featuring the four card suits along with the following saying for avid bridge tournament attendees: "I Play Bridge During Morning Noon & Night". Make others do a double-take at your mental stamina for the game of bridge with this bridge saying planner today! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with this planner featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "I Devote My Spare Time To The Great Game Of Bridge". myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry bridge player side with this planner featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge advice: "Take Time To Play Bridge". Memorable planner for any avid bridge player or bridge teacher. myBridgePlayer
Wry bridge / duplicate bridge humor comes alive on this binder featuring the four card suits along with the bridge saying that many astute bridge tournament players will agree with: "Bridge Is A Social Game That Attracts A Substantial Number Of Antisocial People". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with this tongue-in-cheek bridge sarcasm binder. myBridgePlayer
Psychological and statistical flow chart humor is alive and well on this cotton/polyester face mask featuring endogenous exogenous and extraneous variables along with the following query that will make others do a double-take on just how scientifically and statistically you think: "How Influenced Are You By Extraneous Variables?" Classical geek humor ponderous query cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who thinks about the topic of influence! myPsychology
The term long tail has been used to describe the retailing strategy of selling a large number of unique items with relatively small quantities sold of each. Showcase your wry statistical and psychological attitude the is applicable in the e-commerce world with a dose of power law graph humor with this cotton/polyester face mask. The power-law graph which is a functional relationship between two quantities where one quantity varies as a power of another is frequently being used to demonstrate ranking of popularity. To the right is the long tail and to the left are the few that dominate. Includes the saying that says it all: "It's A Long Tail World". myPsychology
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry neurological attitude with this scarf featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Primary Consciousness Inside". Memorable geek humor scarf for any biologist psychologist or neurologist! myPsychology
Showcase your wry physics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Doppler effect the change in frequency of a wave (or other periodic event) for an observer moving relative to its source. These gifts come with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take and wonder exactly what you mean: "The Frequencies Of Life Are A Relative Matter". No need to be a physicist to enjoy this educational scientific double-entendre! myPhysics
#frequencies #life #Pacifier
Showcase wry biochemical and psychological humor with this doormat featuring the induced-fit model along with the key questions that you should ask of yourself and others: "In Life Do You Follow The Induced-Fit Model?" Educational scientific humor design featuring enzyme-substrate complex along with products. No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy this ponderous scientific query doormat! myPsychology
If you are an organized person you'll enjoy this anatomical brain attitude cotton/polyester face mask featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Organized Mind Inside". Make others do a double-take at how organized you truly are with this biological attitude face mask today! myPsychology
Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with this tee with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor tee for anyone who knows about the sameness found in life! myPsychology
Showcase your wry Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics state of mind at your next introduction with any of these physics geek humor business cards featuring the following saying "Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". myPhysics
#proof #that #life #relative #BusinessCard
No need to be a gardener or biologist to know that photosynthesis is necessary for life. Showcase your educational scientific side the next time you create with this fabric featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis the process of turning light into chemical energy along with the saying "Photosynthesis Necessary For Life" myBiochemistry
Do you take nitroglycerin as a medication? Are you filled with dynamite so to speak? Regardless you'll enjoy this chemical molecule humor gift tee that says "Warning! Filled With Dynamite (Nitroglycerin)". Warn others before they get any closer to you with wry chemical attitude! myBiochemistry
Biochemistry is a part of us whether or not you are a runner. Showcase your intelligent witty sense of science humor with any of these Krebs cycle gifts that includes the saying "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively)". Perfect gifts for those who understand the importance of the citric acid cycle (also known as tricarboxylic acid cycle) in order to have energy and function throughout the day! myBiochemistry
No need to be an earth scientist to understand plate tectonics the scientific theory which describes the large scale motions of Earth's lithosphere. Showcase your knowledge of the plates of the world with this mousepad featuring a map of the Earth's tectonic plates along with the truism saying and query: "Millions Of People Live On An Edge Will Mother Nature's Friction Affect You?" Memorable mousepad for any earthquake watcher or seismologist! No need to have been in an earthquake or lived on a plate boundary to enjoy! myEarthScience
#plate #tectonics #earth #science #millions #MousePad
Statisticians economists psychologists and social scientists who think in terms of hypothesis testing and statistics will enjoy this pocket watch featuring linear regression along with the saying "Just Think Linear Regression". Educational statistical geek attitude pocket watch for anyone who does statistics! myStatistician
Psychologists and statisticians who engage in hypothesis testing will enjoy this bandana featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Hypothesis Tester Inside". Showcase your wry stats side with a dose of statistical attitude today with this bandana! myStatistician
Do you think in terms of probabilities? Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with this iPhone 13 case featuring a bell curve (normal distribution curve) complete with percentages under the curve and Z-scores and t-scores along with the saying that says it all: "Probabilistic Thinker Inside". Educational geek attitude iPhone 13 case for anyone who thinks in terms of probabilities all the time! myStatistician
Existential statistical attitude is alive and well on this educational scientific pair of socks featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Bell Curve Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry stats humor today with this memorable statistical saying pair of socks! No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy! myStatistician
Make others do a double-take with dose of wry geek humor with this pair of socks. Socks features the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the following saying in Love Letters font: "Statistical Lover Inside". Educational statistical attitude for anyone who thinks in terms of probabilities! No need to be a statistician or stats teacher to enjoy. myStatistician
Make others do a double-take about the type of work that is being done during a bridge game with this customizable paper napkin featuring the four card suits and the wry saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Bridge humor paper napkin for any bridge gathering. Memorable paper napkin for the bridge player who understands that bridge is more important than work and can consume a lot of time away from their occupation myWork
#duplicate #bridge #game #card #PaperNapkins
Make others do a double-take with dose of wry geek humor with this bandana. Bandana features the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the following saying in Love Letters font: "Statistical Lover Inside". Educational statistical attitude for anyone who thinks in terms of probabilities! No need to be a statistician or stats teacher to enjoy. myStatistician
No need to be a cryptographer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Freemason's cipher also known as the pigpen cipher masonic cipher or Rosicrucian cipher. Make others do a double-take over this geometric simple substitution cipher which exchanges letters for symbols that are fragments of a grid. Coders and all who enjoy cryptanalysis will enjoy! myProgrammer
#freemasons #cipher #cryptography #simple #Notepad
Entomological anatomical attitude is alive and well on this fabric featuring mosquito anatomy along with the following life saying: "Life Is Just A Buggy Proposition". Make others do a double-take the next time you create with this fabric featuring biological attitude at its best! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry non-Euclidean geometric side with this mug featuring the Möbius–Kantor Configuration along with the caption "Realizable With Complex Coordinates But Not With Real Coordinates". The Möbius–Kantor configuration is a configuration consisting of eight points and eight lines with three points on each line and three lines through each point. It is only possible to draw this configuration in the complex projective plane. myMathematician
#geometry #noneuclidean #realizable #with #TwoToneCoffeeMug
No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring a codon wheel along with the saying "Coded To Start & Stop". Make others do a double-take about what you are referring to with a dose of wry educational scientific humor today! myMolecularBiology
#coded #start #stopcodon #TShirt
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with this doormat featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy". Make others do a double-take the next time you play bridge with this memorable bridge saying door mat! Memorable bridge humor doormat for any bridge club. myBridgePlayer
If you've ever played the game of bridge and have pondered whether to pass you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table on what you are pondering the next time it is your turn to bid! With apologies to William Shakespeare on this common bridge saying! myBridgePlayer
Is your brain overloaded with information at times? Showcase your wry brainy humor side with this mug featuring the various parts of the human brain color-coded along with the truism saying "Warning! Information Overload Inside". Warn others that your head could explode with information overload with a dose of medical anatomical fun today! No need to be a neurosurgeon to enjoy! myWarning
#warning #information #overload #inside #CoffeeMug
