Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
If you are an avid bridge player and consider yourself to be obsessed with the game of bridge you'll enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "Bridge Is My Obsession". Let the world know exactly what you are obsessed with at your next bridge game! myBridgePlayer
Ever saw a perpetual waterfall? Showcase your illusory illusions attitude with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring a perpetual waterfall -- whether the water always flows upward and comes down. Deny the law of physics and make others do a double-take with any of these vivid optical illusion gifts today! myPsychology
Introduced first in 1927 by the German physicist Werner Heisenberg the Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. In other words two variables that do not commute cannot be measured simultaneously—the more precisely one is known the less precisely the other can be known. Let your wry quantum mechanics side shine the next time you take a swig with this flask featuring an illustration of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle along with the following ponderous existential geek humor caption: "How Certain Are You Of Anything In This Uncertain World?" myPhysics
#heisenbergs #uncertainty #principle #quantum #mechanics #Flask
No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy this matchbox featuring a drawing of the adenosine triphosphate (ATP) molecule in 3-D. Comes with the scientific truism saying "Adenosine Triphosphate Energy For Life". Memorable biochemistry matchbox for anyone with energy! myBiochemistry
Educational geological fun is found on this mousepad that features the three different types of plate boundaries: transform divergent and convergent. Ask yourself and others which plate boundary you are standing on! Make others wonder about the earthquakes and plate tectonics today! myEarthScience
#earth #science #plate #tectonics #three #MousePad
Ever wondered how much oxygen in the atmosphere existed during the Cambrian explosion or around the Permian-Triassic extinction event? Wonder no longer and showcase your evolutionary sense of humor with this tee featuring the relative oxygen content of Earth's atmosphere during the course of the last billion years. Caption says it all: "Higher Order Evolution Begins With An Adequate Amount Of Oxygen". Make others do a double-take about how oxygen levels and evolution impacted each other with this educational scientific attitude tee! myEarthScience
#evolution #higher #order #oxygen #TShirt
No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy this pair of socks featuring the Carnot heat engine along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day 7 Days Per Week 365 Days Per Year". Specifically this pair of socks features the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude socks for anyone who works in the thermodynamic sense of the word! myWork
#carnot #heat #engine #thermodynamics #second #Socks
No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical geek humor with this mug featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the stats saying: "Statistics A Discipline Where Truth Is A Probability Play". myStatistician
If your brain is constantly working you'll enjoy this creating and making items with this fabric featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take before communicating with you: "Do Not Disturb Brain At Work". Classic medical and anatomical geek humor fabric for anyone with a brain and does not want to be disturbed! myWork
#disturb #brain #Fabric
Do you think about statistics all the time so much so that it becomes your own personality? Enjoy this "Statistical Personality" normal distribution bell curve gift tee. Showcase your intelligent statistical side today! myStatistician
Does Android software development make you see various colors of bug droids? Showcase your wry software development humor with any of these gifts featuring nine different colors of bug droids for your viewing pleasure. Make everyone do a double-take about how colorful you really are with these geek humor gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myProgrammer
#android #droid #software #development #TShirt
No need to be a neurologist or neural surgeon to enjoy timeless anatomical humor for the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards. Featuring the various parts of the brain with all key labels along with the saying "Neuroplasticity Embedded Within". Make others do a double-take at your next meet and greet at how open you are to learning and demonstrating your neuroplasticity! myAnatomical
Showcase wry anatomical humor with any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the various parts of the brains including the pons cerebellum and medulla - color coded for distinction. Comes with the wry truism saying "Use It [Your Brain] Or Lose It". No need to be a neuroscientist philosopher or neurosurgeon to enjoy any of these educational scientific humor gifts today! myAnatomical
Forensic scientists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Deoxyribonucleic Acid Fingerprint Of The 21st Century". myMolecularBiology
#forensic #science #acid #fingerprint #TShirt
If you work with linear regression and linear least squares you'll enjoy this educational math and statistics all-over print apron featuring the truism saying "Think Linear - Linear Least Squares". Make others do a double-take today on why they should think in a linear manner with this apron. No need to be a mathematician statistician psychologist or economist to enjoy! myMathematician
#stats #linear #least #squares #regression #Apron
Showcase your wry medical genetics attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Genetic Counselor Inside". Memorable molecular biology gifts for anyone into medical genetics or genetic counseling! myMolecularBiology
#biologist #genetic #counselor #inside #biology #RectangularSticker
If you love the game of bridge you'll enjoy this tee featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Lover Inside" in Love Letters font. Make others do a double-take regarding what you truly represent with a dose of bridge attitude at your next bridge game when you wear this t-shirt! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry chess player side with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Warning! Chess Player In The Zone". Memorable gift for any chess player who likes to go into the zone when playing chess! myWarning
#chess #player #zone #TShirt
If you are an emotional person and believe that there is a hereditary basis for being emotional you'll enjoy this molecular biology attitude scarf featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Warning! Emotional DNA Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with a dose of scientific fun with this scarf! myPsychology
Add a touch of Wonderland humor and adventure with this scarf featuring John Tenniel's vintage drawing from Alice's Adventures In Wonderland by Lewis Carroll along with the caption that asks: "Feeling Cramped In Your Room?" Conversation starter scarf for anyone who feels cramped and crimped in life! myPsychology
Are you a Tiger Mom? If you parent with a close eye on your children you'll enjoy this intelligent saying mug featuring the head of a tiger along with the saying "Warning! Tiger Mom Inside". Make others do a double-take on how you parent and what you believe is the proper way to be parent with a dose of intellectual style today! myWarning
#parent #parenting #style #warning #CoffeeMug
Showcase your wry psychological side at work and elsewhere with this mug featuring a symbol of a person sitting inside a jar along with the following sound observation: "You Cannot Read The Label If You Are Sitting Inside The Jar". Comes the following sound advice as well as a caption: "Ergo Resolve To Leave The Jar From Time To Time". Make others do a double-take at both life and work with this humorous reminder mug! myPsychology
Showcase your statistical attitude side with any of these gifts that include the wry saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make everyone do a double-take at your level of confidence! myStatistician
No need to be a chemistry teacher or chemistry major to enjoy wry ponderous humor with this notebook featuring the 20 standard amino acids in chemical molecule form along with the following query: "Can You Identify The 20 Amino Acids?" myBiochemistry
If you work with linear regression and linear least squares you'll enjoy this educational math and statistics mousepad that featuring the truism saying "Think Linear - Linear Least Squares". Make others do a double-take today on why they should think in a linear manner. No need to be a mathematician statistician psychologist or economist to enjoy! myStatistician
Showcase your wry educational stats side with any of these gifts featuring positive and negative skewness. No need to be a statistician mathematician or psychology to enjoy tongue-in-cheek definition attitude with this saying: "Toward Which Side Are You Skewed?" Positive skew shows the right tail being longer; negative skew shows the left tail is longer. Gifts for all those with a skewed outlook! myStatistician
No need to be a biochemist or organic chemist to enjoy wry Krebs cycle humor with this citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) Lifeproof iPhone 7 featuring the following saying: "Citric Acid Cycle Machinery Embedded Within". Make others do a double-take on what they are powered by with a dose of educational scientific fun with this Lifeproof iPhone 7! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry Krebs cycle attitude with a dose of biochemical geek humor with this jigsaw puzzle featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the following saying in Love Letters font: "In Love With My Energy Cycle". myBiochemistry
Are you a jocular person? Do you like to joke around or be facetious regularly? Showcase your wry anatomical side with this bandana featuring the various parts of the human eye along with the following saying: "Jocular Eye (I) Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific educational fun today! myAnatomical
Krebs cycle attitude is alive and well on this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the saying "Filled With Biochemical Energy". Scientific truism fun for anyone who knows how biochemical energy is produced within cells! Memorable scientific saying slip-on sneakers for any biochemist scientist or science teacher! myBiochemistry
No need to be a botanist or biochemist to understand the important of photosynthesis the process of creating energy from light. Technically photosynthesis uses carbon dioxide and water in order to produce oxygen and sugar. Make others do a double-take about the photosynthesis with any of these colorful scientific attitude gifts featuring the chemical formula for photosynthesis! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this planner featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Never Mind ...". Make others do a double-take on what you are referring to with a dose of geek psyche with this planner! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Never Mind ...". Make others do a double-take on what you are referring to with a dose of geek psyche humor with this bandana! myAnatomical
Wry neuron / synapse humor is found on this trivet featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the biological truism saying "Neurological Plumbing Inside". Make others do a double-take on what lies within with a dose of neurological humor with this trivet! myAnatomical
If you're a perfectionist and think that you are genetically wired to be as such you'll enjoy this wry molecular biology humor bandana featuring DNA replication along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take at why you are so nit-picky and detail-oriented: "Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA". myMolecularBiology
#genes #words #unwords #Bandana
No need to be an open source programmer to enjoy any of these wry computer programmer saying gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke on a surfboard through time. Saying says it all: "Software Developers Know How To Surf Through Time". Memorable gifts for programmers computer engineers computer scientists and all who know how to surf through time! myProgrammer
#surf #through #time #software #developer #Keychain
Do you have bed bug nightmares? Showcase your wry psyche sense of humor with this tote bag featuring a scanning electron micrograph of Cimex lectularius the common bed bug along with the caption "Bed Bug Nightmares". No need to be affected by bed bugs or an exterminator to enjoy! myPsychology
Jigsaw puzzle featuring Radiation Dose Chart by Randall Munroe. No need to be a physicist or work in the medical field to understand the varying levels of radiation doses. Educational scientific gift for all jigsaw puzzle fans! myPhysics
#radiation #dose #chart #JigsawPuzzle
