It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist Thermodynamics Face Mask

Ad: It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist Thermodynamics Face Mask

No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the Carnot heat engine along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day 7 Days Per Week 365 Days Per Year". Specifically this face mask features the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who works in the thermodynamic sense of the word! myPhysics

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Lack Common Sense Fall Well Beyond 3 Std Devs T-Shirt

Ad: Lack Common Sense Fall Well Beyond 3 Std Devs T-Shirt

Do you lack common sense? If so you'll enjoy this tee featuring the bell curve distribution (also known as the normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) and the wry statistical attitude saying "Of Course I Lack Common Sense I Fall Well Beyond 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take at your statistical side and guess exactly what you mean! myStatistician

The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand Wrapping Paper

Ad: The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand Wrapping Paper

Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these gifts featuring a twist on old saying "The proof of the pudding is in the eating". Featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge / duplicate bridge saying: "The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand". If you have ever been puzzled over a bid that your partner has made you'll enjoy these bridge attitude gifts that will make others bridge players stop and wink! myBridgePlayer

Wanted A Bridge Partner Who Plays At My Level Magnet

Ad: Wanted A Bridge Partner Who Plays At My Level Magnet

If you have ever partnered with another bridge player and found it to be a mismatch you'll enjoy any of these wry bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits (heart club diamond spade) along with the truism saying "Wanted A Bridge Partner Who Plays At My Level". Showcase your needs in the game of bridge with a dose of sarcasm with any of these memorable gifts! myBridgePlayer

Duplicate Bridge Requires A Lot Of Mental Power Adult Apron

Ad: Duplicate Bridge Requires A Lot Of Mental Power Adult Apron

If you play duplicate bridge then you know that the game requires a lot of mental power. Showcase your wry duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge Requires A Lot Of Mental Power" at your next bridge game! myBridgePlayer

Cardiology Is All About The Heart (Anatomical) Long Apron

Ad: Cardiology Is All About The Heart (Anatomical) Long Apron

Cardiologists will enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of the heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the following medical truism saying: "Cardiology Is All About The Heart". Make others do double-take with a dose of literal and figurative heart humor today! myAnatomical

Think Hexadecimal (Clock Template Geek Humor) T-Shirt

Ad: Think Hexadecimal (Clock Template Geek Humor) T-Shirt

If you think in base 16 you'll enjoy wearing this tee featuring a clock template in hexadecimal form along with the saying "Think Hexadecimal". myMathematician

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Adult Apron

Ad: Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Adult Apron

Make others do a double-take about the type of work that is being done during a bridge game with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the wry saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Bridge humor gifts for all who understand that bridge is more important than work and can consume a lot of time away from their occupation! myWork

#duplicate #bridge #game #AdultApron

Warning! Emotional DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Keychain

Ad: Warning! Emotional DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Keychain

If you are an emotional person and believe that there is a hereditary basis for being emotional you'll enjoy any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Warning! Emotional DNA Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with a dose of scientific fun! myWarning

#psychology #emotional #inside #words #Keychain

Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Poster

Ad: Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Poster

Showcase your wry signage sense of humor with this poster featuring a yellow diamond warning sign that says the following: "Do As I Say Not As I Do". Humorous advice poster for anyone who imitates another! myWarning

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Are You Saturated Yet? Chemistry Humor Planner

Ad: Are You Saturated Yet? Chemistry Humor Planner

Do you feel saturated by life? Are you saturated by chemistry? Showcase your wry geek side with this tongue-in-cheek biochemistry / chemistry planner featuring a graph of the substrate concentration versus the reaction rate. Caption says it all: "Are You Saturated Yet?" Make others do a double-take with this enzyme kinetics humor planner today! myBiochemistry

Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans Socks

Ad: Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans Socks

No need to be an earth scientist or seismologist or geographer to know about the deepest point in Earth's oceans the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with this pair of socks featuring "Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans"! myEarthScience

#plate #tectonics #trench #mariana #Socks

Study Of Brain Physiology (c. 1508) da Vinci Slip-On Sneakers

Ad: Study Of Brain Physiology (c. 1508) da Vinci Slip-On Sneakers

No need to be a neurosurgeon or neuroscientist to enjoy this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring an illustration of the human brain by Renaissance genius scientist and artist Leonardo da Vinci. Title of da Vinci's infamous work is known as "Study Of Brain Physiology" and is circa 1508. myAnatomical

Insufficient Storage Inside Brain Anatomy Humor Face Mask

Ad: Insufficient Storage Inside Brain Anatomy Humor Face Mask

Let your wry anatomical side shine with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following brainy saying: "Insufficient Storage Inside". Make others do a double-take the next time you collect notes with this cotton/polyester face mask! myAnatomical

Circulate The Love Circle Of Willis Anatomy Advice Face Mask

Ad: Circulate The Love Circle Of Willis Anatomy Advice Face Mask

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry anatomical and scientific fun with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the various arteries involved in the Circle of Willis. Comes with the truism saying for anyone with a circulatory system: "Circulate The Love". Memorable anatomical and physiological advice face mask -- not just for Valentine's Day only! myAnatomical

Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Frosted Glass Coffee Mug

Ad: Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Frosted Glass Coffee Mug

Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid! myMolecularBiology

#unwind #with #molecular #biology #FrostedGlassCoffeeMug

Awakened Brain Inside Brain Anatomy Geek Humor Trivet

Ad: Awakened Brain Inside Brain Anatomy Geek Humor Trivet

Showcase your wry brain sense of humor with this trivet featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Awakened Brain Inside". No need to be a neuroscientist or psychologist to enjoy! myAnatomical

Signal Transduction Pathways Inside (Cell Biology) Mouse Pad

Ad: Signal Transduction Pathways Inside (Cell Biology) Mouse Pad

No need to be a cell biologist or molecular biologist to know about gene regulation or apoptosis. Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring various signal transduction pathways along with the saying "Signal Transduction Pathways Inside". Make others do a double-take at all of the pathways within! myMolecularBiology

#signal #transduction #pathways #MousePad

VIP Thought Neuron Synapse Neurotransmitter Humor Scarf

Ad: VIP Thought Neuron Synapse Neurotransmitter Humor Scarf

Do you have a VIP (Very Important Person) thought? Showcase your wry neurological side with this scarf featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "VIP Thought". Thoughtful scientific educational scarf for anyone with a very important thought! myAnatomical

Just A Double Dose Of Vitreous Humor (Eye) T-Shirt

Ad: Just A Double Dose Of Vitreous Humor (Eye) T-Shirt

Showcase your vitreous sense of humor when you wear this medical / anatomical eye (eyeball) gift tee! Caption says: "Just A Double Dose Of Vitreous Humor". Showcase your wry scientific side when you wear this double-entendre t-shirt that contains an eyeful for viewing! myAnatomical

Duplicate Bridge Perfect Game For Mentally Steady Face Shield

Ad: Duplicate Bridge Perfect Game For Mentally Steady Face Shield

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge attitude with this face shield featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge The Perfect Game For The Mentally Steady". Memorable face shield for any rock solid duplicate bridge player who knows how to play a steady bridge game! myBridgePlayer

Bridge A Test Of Your Skill Versus Opponents' Luck Large Christmas Stocking

Ad: Bridge A Test Of Your Skill Versus Opponents' Luck Large Christmas Stocking

Let your wry bridge sense of humor shine during the holiday season with this xMas stocking featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying used by avid bridge players in describing the game: "Bridge A Test Of Your Skill Versus Opponents' Luck". Memorable bridge attitude xMas stocking for any bridge player who understands the nuances of playing bridge! myBridgePlayer

Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food 4 Card Suits Face Shield

Ad: Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food 4 Card Suits Face Shield

Duplicate bridge players hungry for bridge will enjoy this wry bridge humor face shield featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge attitude at your next bridge game with this memorable bridge saying face shield! myBridgePlayer

Bridge Is A Game Where You Have To Think About Business Card

Ad: Bridge Is A Game Where You Have To Think About Business Card

Bridge players who understand the intricacies of the game of bridge / duplicate bridge will enjoy introducing themselves with any of these customizable business cards featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Is A Game Where You Have To Think About Other People's Hands In Order To Succeed". myBridgePlayer

Be Powerful Power Equations Study Physics Apron

Ad: Be Powerful Power Equations Study Physics Apron

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher or physics major to enjoy this all-over print apron featuring four different equations for power along with the scientific advice saying "Be Powerful Study Physics". Classic geek humor at its best for anyone who studies physics and is powerful because of one's own knowledge of the subject! myPhysics

#study #physics #teacher #Apron

Quantum Mechanics Many Worlds Interpretation Tie

Ad: Quantum Mechanics Many Worlds Interpretation Tie

Showcase your wry physics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the paradox of Schrödinger's cat as illustrated by a film reel that separates into different universes that do not interact with each other along with the following saying that any quantum physicist can agree with: "Quantum Mechanics Subject To A Many Worlds Interpretation". Philosophical entanglement attitude gifts for all who wonder whether Schrödinger's cat is dead or alive! myPhysics

#film #reel #physics #subject #Tie

Figure Skaters Know All About Angular Momentum Planner

Ad: Figure Skaters Know All About Angular Momentum Planner

If you love figure skating and think about the physics of figure skating you'll enjoy wry scientific figure skating attitude with this planner! Planner features an illustration of angular momentum in physics along with a female figure skater doing the Biellmann spin plus the saying "Figure Skaters Know All About Angular Momentum". Memorable planner for anyone who loves skating and understands the science behind spinning! myPhysics

#figure #skaters #angular #momentum #physics #Planner

Don't Procrastinate! White Rabbit Watch Wonderland Bandana

Ad: Don't Procrastinate! White Rabbit Watch Wonderland Bandana

If you're a procrastinator remind yourself and others to not procrastinate with a dose of Wonderland humor with this bandana featuring White Rabbit all dressed and looking at a watch as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's timeless work "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Comes with the sound advice for daily life: "Don't Procrastinate!" Make others laugh and think with this timely Wonderland advice bandana today! myPsychology

Figure Skaters Know All About Angular Momentum Scarf

Ad: Figure Skaters Know All About Angular Momentum Scarf

If you love figure skating and think about the physics of figure skating you'll enjoy wry scientific figure skating attitude with this scarf! Scarf features an illustration of angular momentum in physics along with a female figure skater doing the Biellmann spin plus the saying "Figure Skaters Know All About Angular Momentum". Memorable scarf for anyone who loves skating and understands the science behind spinning! myPhysics

#figure #skaters #angular #momentum #physics #Scarf

Use It Or Lose It Anatomical Brain Advice Humor Socks

Ad: Use It Or Lose It Anatomical Brain Advice Humor Socks

If you've ever encountered anyone who does not use his or her brain you'll enjoy this apropos tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy humor pair of socks featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Use It Or Lose It". Make others do a double-take about what one should do with one's brain with a dose of medical anatomical sound advice attitude with these socks! myPsychology

Adenosine Triphosphate (ATP) Energy For Life Coffee Mug

Ad: Adenosine Triphosphate (ATP) Energy For Life Coffee Mug

No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy this mug featuring a drawing of the adenosine triphosphate (ATP) molecule in 3-D. Comes with the scientific truism saying "Adenosine Triphosphate Energy For Life". Memorable biochemistry mug for anyone with energy! myBiochemistry

Filled With Biochemical Energy Krebs Cycle Humor Apron

Ad: Filled With Biochemical Energy Krebs Cycle Humor Apron

Krebs cycle attitude is alive and well on this all-over print apron featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the saying "Filled With Biochemical Energy". Scientific truism fun for anyone who knows how biochemical energy is produced within cells! Memorable scientific saying all-over print apron for any biochemist scientist or science teacher! myBiochemistry

My Life Follows A Certain Cycle Krebs Cycle Apron

Ad: My Life Follows A Certain Cycle Krebs Cycle Apron

Showcase your wry Krebs cycle sense of humor with this all-over print apron featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle TCAC) along with the saying "My Life Follows A Certain Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific educational attitude on what their energy cycle is all about! myBiochemistry