Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Do you often wonder where you are on the time-space continuum? Wonder no further with this physics humor geek attitude face shield featuring exactly where an observer is in the present between the future light cone and past light cone. Make others do a double-take with this educational scientific truism saying face shield which notes that "Present Is A Relative Concept"! myPhysics
#physics #light #cone #words #FaceShield
If the term normality or being normal does not fit you you'll enjoy this statistics attitude pocket watch featuring the saying "Normality Eludes Me". Do a double-take with a dose of educational statistical humor the next time you tell time with this bell curve (Gaussian curve normal distribution curve) humor pocket watch. No need to be a statistician to enjoy! myPsychology
Showcase this biological truism with this detailed look at protein synthesis. Wry saying says it all: "Protein Synthesis Inside". No need to be a cell biologist to showcase how you build proteins via amino acids in the ribosome. Colorful scientific diagram complete with labels. myBiochemistry
Are you powered by sugar substitutes? No need to be a chemistry major or a sugar addict to showcase steviol which is from the stevia plant with this chemical molecule mug! Says: "This Machine Is Powered By Steviol" along with the steviol molecule. Remember: derivatives of steviol are considered 250 to 300 times sweeter than sugar. Make others do a double-take about exactly what powers you! myBiochemistry
Believe in global warming? No need to be an atmospheric scientist to enjoy this all-over print apron featuring a chart of "Late Pleistocene Atmospheric CO2 and the Glacial cycles". Caption says it all: Notice That We Are Off The CO2 Scale In Today's Holocene Epoch". Make others do a double-take on Earth Day and every day with the current global warming crisis with this apron. No need to be an earth scientist environmentalist or paleontologist to enjoy. myEarthScience
#atmospheric #carbon #dioxide #scientist #Apron
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry stats humor with this binder featuring linear regression on a graph along with the following stats truism saying: "We All Regress To The Mean Eventually". No need to be a statistician economist or psychologist to enjoy this statistical attitude binder! myStatistician
Showcase wry statistical humor with this psychological stats all-over print apron featuring the bell curve (Gaussian distribution curve) along with the definition saying "Mean Thoughts Inside". Shows the percentages of a normal distribution curve. No need to be a statistician psychologist or an angry person to enjoy! Perfect double entendre apron for anyone who thinks about averages and statistics constantly! myStatistician
If you've heard about how big data from mega-corporations are going to dominate the way we live and work you'll enjoy wry statistical humor with this geek attitude bandana featuring various correlations and their correlation coefficients along with the following truism saying: "The Pitfalls Of Big Data Lie In Its Overreliance On Correlation". Make others do a double-take on the need for corporate hubris amongst big data advocates with a dose of educational stats humor bandana! myStatistician
Showcase your wry worker ant side the next time you relax with this pillow gift featuring worker ant anatomy along with the following saying: "An Ant's Work Is Never Done". No need to be an entomologist to enjoy! myWork
#ants #work #never #ThrowPillow
Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) bandana complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific bandana for anyone who works with statistics! myStatistician
Mathematicians will enjoy creating and making items with this fabric with the wry geek humor saying "My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence". Word play fabric on the word pi / pie featuring pi on a baked pie. Memorable philosophical fabric for anyone who can't help but think about pi especially when eating pie! myMathematician
#baked #Fabric
Do you have varicose veins? Do you have lots of veins? Let your wry anatomical and medical side shine with this fabric featuring the venous system (circulatory system) along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Just Call Me Vein". Memorable fabric gift for anyone who is vain or who has veins! myAnatomical
Wry mathematical graph humor comes alive on this design featuring parallel displacement along with the math truism query "How Displaced Are You In The Cartesian World?" Colorful educational geometry / trigonometry design. Perfect scarf for any geek who feels displaced in the Cartesian world! myMathematician
#mathematician #parallel #displacement #query #descartes #Scarf
Showcase your wry DNA replication sense of humor with this fleece blanket featuring the saying "Hard Work Is In My DNA". Make others do a double-take about where you get your hard worker nature from with a dose of genetics attitude today with this fleece blanket! myMolecularBiology
#hard #work #FleeceBlanket
Do you often experience the "flight or fight" response in your gut? Chalk it up to hormones with this anatomical and health humor polyester face mask featuring the endocrine system associated with the gut along with the educational scientific truism saying "Flight Or Fight Is A Matter Of Gut Hormones". Make others do a double-take about what is happening inside of their gut when the flight or fight response occurs with this polyester face mask! myAnatomical
No need to be a medical researcher or geneticist to enjoy wry molecular biology / biochemistry humor with this design featuring the chemical structure of messenger RNA - i.e. mRNA or messenger ribonucleic acid. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with this wrapping paper featuring the saying "All The Way With mRNA". Biotechnology attitude wrapping paper for anyone who knows about the importance of messenger RNA as a biochemical component for current vaccine development. myMolecularBiology
#biochemistry #biochemist #mrna #messenger #WrappingPaper
Showcase your game face with this princess retro avatar geek gamer design feminine gift tee! Complete with jewelry with the endearing caption of "Get Your Game Face On" whenever you play to win -- whether online or face-to-face! myProgrammer
#gamer #geek #princess #retro #avatar #TShirt
Wry mathematical graph humor comes alive on this design featuring parallel displacement along with the math truism query "How Displaced Are You In The Cartesian World?" Colorful educational geometry / trigonometry design. Perfect planner for any geek who feels displaced in the Cartesian world! myMathematician
#mathematician #parallel #displacement #query #descartes #Planner
Showcase your wry and raw anatomical attitude when you tell time with this clock featuring an illustration of the different parts of the human skull along with the following self-evident caption: "A Well-Defined Skull". myAnatomical
DNA humor is alive and well on this metal lunch box featuring DNA replication along with the following rhetorical question that will make everyone do a double-take on thinking about the leading strand and the lagging strand in life: "Are You Leading Or Lagging In The Strands Of Life?" Wry molecular biology attitude for anyone who ponders about where he or she might be in the grand scheme of life on this metal lunchbox! myMolecularBiology
#genes #molecular #biology #MetalLunchBox
Mathematicians will enjoy this scarf with the wry geek humor saying "My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence". Word play scarf on the word pi / pie featuring pi on a baked pie. Memorable philosophical scarf for anyone who can't help but think about pi especially when eating pie! myMathematician
#baked #Scarf
No need to be a medical researcher or geneticist to enjoy wry molecular biology / biochemistry humor with this design featuring the chemical structure of messenger RNA - i.e. mRNA or messenger ribonucleic acid. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with this planner featuring the saying "All The Way With mRNA". Biotechnology attitude planner for everyone who knows about the importance of messenger RNA as a biochemical component for current vaccine development. myMolecularBiology
#biochemistry #biochemist #mrna #messenger #Planner
Showcase your wry defensive bridge player attitude with this fleece blanket featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism saying: "Defense Is Key To Winning In Bridge". Memorable fleece blanket for any bridge player who loves to defend a bridge hand! myBridgePlayer
Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Do a double-take on what bridge players do with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge humor with this cotton/polyester face mask! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your DNA side with a dose of molecular biology style the next time you create with this fabric featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Warning! No Lifeguards In The Gene Pool". Make others do a double-take with a dose of molecular biology geek humor with this fabric! myWarning
#genes #sarcasm #lifeguards #Fabric
Showcase your DNA side with a dose of molecular biology style with this trivet featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Warning! No Lifeguards In The Gene Pool". Make others do a double-take with a dose of molecular biology geek humor with this trivet! myWarning
#genes #sarcasm #lifeguards #Trivet
Do you sit around way too much? Remind yourself with this watch featuring a person sitting in a chair with a cross-out on top along with the following admonition: "Warning! Sitting Is The New Smoking". Get a load of laughs the next time you tell time! myWarning
#warning #sitting #Wristwatch
Statisticians of all ages will enjoy this stats humor saying gift tee featuring a regression line! Says: "Statistics - The Taming Of Randomness". Express your line of thought with wry statistical geek humor today! myStatistician
Are you a lateral thinker? Do you think in a non-linear manner? Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry brainy attitude with this puzzle featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Lateral Thinker Inside". Any creative thinker will enjoy this puzzle! myPsychology
Statistician will enjoy this stats humor tee featuring statistical error summarized in a chart including Type I and Type II errors along with the geek humor saying: "Unleash Your Statistical Self Do Hypothesis Testing". Memorable stats humor tee for any statistician or anyone who engages in hypothesis testing! myStatistician
Showcase your knowledge of statistical correlations with any of these gifts featuring various correlations and their correlation coefficients. Make others do a double-take with this educational scientific "Correlation Cheat Sheet". Memorable gifts for statistician psychologists economists and anyone who knows about correlations! myStatistician
Biochemistry is a part of us whether or not you are a runner. Showcase your intelligent witty sense of science humor with any of these Krebs cycle gifts that includes the saying "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively)". Perfect gifts for those who understand the importance of the citric acid cycle (also known as tricarboxylic acid cycle) in order to have energy and function throughout the day! myBiochemistry
Make everyone do a double-take about fuel cells and energy when you wear this wry scientific humor gift tee featuring the adenosine triphosphate (ATP) molecule. Says: "A Different Type Of Fuel Cell Adenosine Triphosphate (ATP)". Science attitude gift for all fans of energy! myBiochemistry
Think and make the connections the next time you introduce yourself with this brain anatomy business card with the saying "Neuroplasticity Embedded Within". No need to be a neuroscientist or neurologist or work in the medical field to enjoy! myAnatomical
Anatomical brain advice is found on this brain anatomy throw pillow featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor throw pillow for anyone who thinks! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy! myAnatomical
