I Think Better In The Twilight Zone (Latitude) Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Ad: I Think Better In The Twilight Zone (Latitude) Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Educational earth science fun comes alive on any of these featuring various levels of twilight according to both latitude and time of year. Includes continuous civil twilight -- civil twilight being the light outside after the sun goes down when there is visibility -- during the polar regions as well. Make others do a double-take with any of these with the wry scientific saying "I Think Better In The Twilight Zone" -- no matter what latitude you are in or what time of year it is! myEarthScience

#latitude #time #year #twilight #StainlessSteelWaterBottle

Reboot Needed Brain Anatomy Geek Humor Planner

Ad: Reboot Needed Brain Anatomy Geek Humor Planner

Do you need a reboot now and then? Showcase your wry computer geek speak sense of humor as applied to the anatomical human brain with this planner featuring all key parts of the brain along with the saying "Reboot Needed". Make others do a double-take about how you think and what your brain needs with tongue-in-cheek sense of humor with this "Reboot Needed" planner! myAnatomical

It's All In The DNA Molecular Biology Humor Large Tote Bag

Ad: It's All In The DNA Molecular Biology Humor Large Tote Bag

Do you think about life very often and do you believe that "It's All In The DNA"? No need to be a molecular biologist or geneticist to enjoy any of these wry DNA replication humor gifts. Make others do a double-take about their genes and genealogy with this witty scientific truism saying! myMolecularBiology

#science #humor #replication #genes #LargeToteBag

Bioethics Is In My Genes DNA Replication Apron

Ad: Bioethics Is In My Genes DNA Replication Apron

Showcase your wry ethical molecular biology side with this all-over print apron featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Bioethics Is In My Genes". Memorable apron for any bioethicist! myMolecularBiology

#bioethicist #words #unwords #Apron

I Have Always Been Called Thick-Skinned Skin Layer Scarf

Ad: I Have Always Been Called Thick-Skinned Skin Layer Scarf

Are you a thick-skinned person? Showcase your mettle with a dose of wry anatomical humor with this scarf featuring the five layers of the epidermis the largest organ of the human body along with the truism saying "I Have Always Been Called Thick-Skinned". Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek educational health and medicine humor with this scarf! Memorable scarf for any athlete entrepreneur or anyone who has been called thick-skinned! myAnatomical

Experienced Bridge Players Wear Their Poker Faces 3 Ring Binder

Ad: Experienced Bridge Players Wear Their Poker Faces 3 Ring Binder

Showcase your wry bridge player sense of humor with this binder featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Experienced Bridge Players Wear Their Poker Faces At All Times". myBridgePlayer

Develop Your Inner Logician Play Bridge Card Suits Notebook

Ad: Develop Your Inner Logician Play Bridge Card Suits Notebook

Showcase your wry logical bridge player side with this notebook featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge advice: "Develop Your Inner Logician Play Bridge". myBridgePlayer

The Science Of Bridge Found In Play Of Hand Suits Planner

Ad: The Science Of Bridge Found In Play Of Hand Suits Planner

Avid bridge players / duplicate bridge players who believe that communication in bridge is a science will enjoy this planner featuring the four card suits along with the saying "The Science Of Bridge Is Found In The Play Of The Hand". Do a double-take at what the game of bridge is all about with this bridge saying planner! myBridgePlayer

Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Jewelry Box

Ad: Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Jewelry Box

Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time! myBridgePlayer

I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In Y Magnet

Ad: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In Y Magnet

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y". Great bridge saying gifts for any avid bridge player! myBridgePlayer

Memory Begins In The Hippocampus (Psychology) T-Shirt

Ad: Memory Begins In The Hippocampus (Psychology) T-Shirt

Showcase your wry dose of psychological humor with any of these anatomical gifts featuring the hippocampi along with the definitional truism saying "Memory Begins In The Hippocampus". Make others do a double-take regarding where exactly their memory begins with scientific style! myPsychology

Speed Limit 186282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) T-Shirt

Ad: Speed Limit 186282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) T-Shirt

Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally in terms of processing what you can see and figuratively! myPhysics

#speed #limit #physics #light #TShirt

Which Quadrant Are You In? Knowledge Conscious Hand Sanitizer

Ad: Which Quadrant Are You In? Knowledge Conscious Hand Sanitizer

Showcase wry intelligent psychological and philosophical humor with this hand sanitizer that sports the quadrant with knowledge and conscious as the axes. Ask yourself and others no matter how little you know or how much you know "Which Quadrant Are You In?" Do a double-take and be more philosophical about what you know and how conscious you are about your knowledge of anything with this hand sanitizer! myPsychology

Information Transfer Inside Brain Anatomy Humor Bandana

Ad: Information Transfer Inside Brain Anatomy Humor Bandana

Face it - you are constantly processing data. Showcase your wry brainy side with this bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Information Transfer Inside". Make others do a double-take at what your brain does all the time with a dose of scientific fun with this bandana! myPsychology

Live An Examined Life Advice Compound Microscope Face Shield

Ad: Live An Examined Life Advice Compound Microscope Face Shield

No need to be a psychologist microbiologist or scientist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with this face shield featuring a compound microscope along with the saying that every scientist can agree with: "Live An Examined Life". With apologies to Plato and those who know that the unexamined life is not worth living! myPsychology

Life Is Nothing But A Copanhagen Interpretation T-Shirt

Ad: Life Is Nothing But A Copanhagen Interpretation T-Shirt

In the quantum world are you dead? Or are you alive? No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring the quantum mechanics saying "Life Is Nothing But A Copanhagen Interpretation Of Quantum Mechanics". Includes Schrödinger's cat experimentSchrödinger's cat is a thought experiment often described as a paradox devised by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935. It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. The thought experiment presents a cat that might be alive or dead depending on an earlier random event. which is often described as a paradox illustrating the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. The thought experiment presents a cat that might be alive or dead depending on an earlier random event. Showcase your philosophical and paradoxical side of life today with any of these memorable scientific gifts! Make others wonder what you mean about life! myPhysics

#life #biology #schrdingers #TShirt

Resting Potential Inside Active Transport Humor Slip-On Sneakers

Ad: Resting Potential Inside Active Transport Humor Slip-On Sneakers

Do you like to rest? If so showcase your wry and witty biochemical cell biology side with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the sodium-potassium pump used in active transport along with the saying "Resting Potential Inside". myBiochemistry

My Life Follows A Certain Cycle Krebs Cycle Bandana

Ad: My Life Follows A Certain Cycle Krebs Cycle Bandana

Showcase your wry Krebs cycle sense of humor with this bandana featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle TCAC) along with the saying "My Life Follows A Certain Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific educational attitude on what their energy cycle is all about the next time you wear this bandana! myBiochemistry

Where In The World Would You Be Organic Chemistry? Scarf

Ad: Where In The World Would You Be Organic Chemistry? Scarf

Krebs cycle attitude is found on this scarf featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle TCAC) along with the following rhetorical question: "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry biochemistry humor today! No need to be an organic chemist or biochemist to enjoy. myBiochemistry

Resting Potential Inside Active Transport Humor Bandana

Ad: Resting Potential Inside Active Transport Humor Bandana

Showcase your wry and witty biochemical side with this bandana featuring the sodium-potassium pump used in active transport along with the saying "Resting Potential Inside". myBiochemistry

Earth's Carbon Cycle (Earth Science) Placemat

Ad: Earth's Carbon Cycle (Earth Science) Placemat

No need to be an earth scientist to understand "Earth's Carbon Cycle". Earth scientists atmospheric scientists biologists and geologists will enjoy these informative educational scientific gifts featuring Earth's carbon cycle complete with caption on the number of gigatons per year from different sources. myEarthScience

#earths #carbon #cycle #geology #earth #Placemat

Motherhood Is A Lot Of Work (Yellow Warning Sign) Poster

Ad: Motherhood Is A Lot Of Work (Yellow Warning Sign) Poster

Showcase your wry attitude toward motherhood with this signage humor poster featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the universal pictogram for breastfeeding in black and white with the following truism saying: "Motherhood Is A Lot Of Work". myWork

#motherhood #mother #breastfeeding #Poster

Just Call Me Statistically Significant Keychain

Ad: Just Call Me Statistically Significant Keychain

No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve Gaussian curve) along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant! myStatistician

Freemason's Cipher (Cryptography) Mouse Pad

Ad: Freemason's Cipher (Cryptography) Mouse Pad

No need to be a cryptographer to enjoy this mousepad featuring the Freemason's cipher also known as the pigpen cipher masonic cipher or Rosicrucian cipher. Make others do a double-take over this geometric simple substitution cipher which exchanges letters for symbols that are fragments of a grid. Coders and all who enjoy cryptanalysis will enjoy! myProgrammer

#freemasons #cipher #cryptography #simple #MousePad

Freemason's Cipher (Cryptography) Mouse Pad

Ad: Freemason's Cipher (Cryptography) Mouse Pad

No need to be a cryptographer to enjoy this mousepad featuring the Freemason's cipher also known as the pigpen cipher masonic cipher or Rosicrucian cipher. Make others do a double-take over this geometric simple substitution cipher which exchanges letters for symbols that are fragments of a grid. Coders and all who enjoy cryptanalysis will enjoy! myProgrammer

#freemasons #cipher #cryptography #simple #MousePad

Activate Your Grey Matter Think (Anatomical Brain) iPhone 11 Case

Ad: Activate Your Grey Matter Think (Anatomical Brain) iPhone 11 Case

Brainy advice is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Activate Your Grey Matter Think". No need to be a philosopher psychologist neurologist or neurosurgeon to enjoy! myAnatomical

Here's Looking At Euclid (Math/Geometry Humor) T-Shirt

Ad: Here's Looking At Euclid (Math/Geometry Humor) T-Shirt

Showcase your wry mathematical and geometric side with this artist gift tee featuring the saying "Here's Looking At Euclid" along with Sanzio's infamous painting of how a conversation must have looked like in ancient Greek times. Perfect gift for any die-hard mathematician with a bent for artistic geek attitude! Also a double entendre on the common saying of "Here's looking at you kid!". myMathematician

#euclidean #geometry #euclid #look #discussion #TShirt

Immunity Is In My Genes Immunology Chromosome 6 3 Ring Binder

Ad: Immunity Is In My Genes Immunology Chromosome 6 3 Ring Binder

Showcase your knowledge of the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) -- also known as the human leukocyte antigen (HLA) -- with this biology humor binder featuring the various genes of the HLA on human chromosome 6 along with the saying "Immunity Is In My Genes". Memorable binder for any immunologist! myMolecularBiology

#immunity #genes #3RingBinder

Warning! I Have A Love-Hate Relationship With Game Pinback Button

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If you have a love-hate relationship with the game of bridge you'll enjoy any of these wry bridge / duplicate bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits. Comes with the truism saying that will make others do a double-take at the bridge table: "Warning! I Have A Love-Hate Relationship With The Game Of Bridge". Memorable gifts for those who have had winning and losing streaks when playing duplicate bridge! myBridgePlayer

Lack Common Sense Fall Beyond 3 Std Deviations Fleece Blanket

Ad: Lack Common Sense Fall Beyond 3 Std Deviations Fleece Blanket

Do you lack common sense? If so you'll enjoy this fleece blanket featuring the bell curve distribution (also known as the normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) and the wry statistical attitude saying "Of Course I Lack Common Sense I Fall Well Beyond 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take at your statistical side and guess exactly what you mean! myPsychology

Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection Table Lamp

Ad: Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection Table Lamp

Showcase your wry political economy style with a dose of sound economic advice with this lamp featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying "Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection". Memorable advice lamp for any investor who needs a reminder on what not to do! myWarning

#invest #TableLamp

Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection Throw Pillow

Ad: Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection Throw Pillow

Showcase your wry political economy style with a dose of sound economic advice with this throw pillow featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying "Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection". Memorable advice throw pillow gift for any investor who needs a reminder on what not to do! myWarning

#invest #ThrowPillow

Lack Common Sense I Fall Well Beyond 3 Std Devs Matchboxes

Ad: Lack Common Sense I Fall Well Beyond 3 Std Devs Matchboxes

Do you lack common sense? If so you'll enjoy this matchbox featuring the bell curve distribution (also known as the normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) and the wry statistical attitude saying "Of Course I Lack Common Sense I Fall Well Beyond 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take at your statistical side and guess exactly what you mean! myPsychology

Statistics In A Nutshell Stats Cheat Sheet Binder

Ad: Statistics In A Nutshell Stats Cheat Sheet Binder

Showcase your statistical side with wry stats humor with this binder that includes the normal distribution curve cheat sheet along with the caption "Statistics In A Nutshell". Excellent conversational binder for any budding or experienced statistician -- or anyone who wants to let others know all about statistics! myStatistician