Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
No need to be a cardiologist to know about the sinus rhythm of your heart. Enjoy wry suggestive medical humor with any of these gifts featuring an ECG/EKG heartbeat on an electrocardiogram along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm". Make others do a double-take about what you mean with scientific humor gifts today! myHeartbeat
#heartbeat #sinus #rhythm #TShirt
Showcase your wry successful attitude with a dose of molecular biology humor the next time you step out with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Coded For Success". Memorable scientific saying face mask for anyone who thinks that he or she is biologically wired for success! myMolecularBiology
#genes #genetics #replication #FaceMask
Warn others of your dynamite personality with this wry chemistry humor planner featuring the chemical structure of nitroglycerin molecule along with the saying "Warning! Dynamite Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies inside of you with a dose of tongue-in-cheek scientific attitude with this planner! myPsychology
Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this planner featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Never Mind ...". Make others do a double-take on what you are referring to with a dose of geek psyche humor with this planner! myPsychology
Do you use Morse code in your hobby or daily life? No need to be an amateur radio operator or pilot to enjoy this throw pillow featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today with this throw pillow! myProgrammer
#antiquated #code #words #unwords #ThrowPillow
If you're a procrastinator remind yourself and others to not procrastinate with a dose of Wonderland humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring White Rabbit all dressed and looking at a watch as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's timeless work "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Comes with the sound advice for daily life: "Don't Procrastinate!" Make others laugh and think with this timely Wonderland advice cotton/polyester face mask today! myPsychology
Which animal has the best memory? No need to be a zookeeper handling elephants or a psychologist to enjoy wry animal attitude with this notebook featuring the silhouette of an elephant filled with brain folds along with the often heard saying in scientific circles -- a tautology if there ever was an explanation that was self-explanatory: "Elephants Have The Best Memories Because They Never Forget". myPsychology
No need to be a physicist to understand the Doppler effect along with the following analogy which draws parallels between the Doppler effect and life: "Life Is Like A Doppler Effect Arriving In Waves Bunched Together Or Stretched Apart Depending Upon Where You Are". Make others do a double-take on life with a dose of scientific humor with any of these Doppler effect analogy gifts! myPhysics
#physics #words #unwords #life #CeramicTile
No need to be a chemist or biochemist to enjoy wry scientific humor with this bandana featuring the chemical structure of the mammalian hormone oxytocin along with the following truism saying: "Trust Is A Biochemical Phenomenon". Make others do a double-take at the chemistry behind the feeling of trust with this geek humor bandana today! myPsychology
Do you use Morse code in your hobby or daily life? No need to be an amateur radio operator or pilot to enjoy this serving tray featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today with this serving tray! myProgrammer
#antiquated #code #words #unwords #ServingTray
Introduced first in 1927 by the German physicist Werner Heisenberg the Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. In other words two variables that do not commute cannot be measured simultaneously—the more precisely one is known the less precisely the other can be known. Let your wry quantum mechanics side shine with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle along with the following ponderous existential geek humor caption: "How Certain Are You Of Anything In This Uncertain World?" myPhysics
#heisenbergs #uncertainty #principle #quantum #mechanics #TShirt
Bridge players who concentrate at the bridge table will enjoy this binder featuring the four card suits along with the saying "The Game Of Bridge Demands Total Concentration". Make others do a double-take the next time you play bridge with this bridge truism binder! No need to be a bridge teacher or avid bridge player to enjoy! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your bell curve humor with a dose of fun at your next event with this customizable paper napkin featuring a bell curve (normal distribution curve) complete with percentages under the curve along with the stats humor caption "Statistically Irresistible". Make others do a double-take with a dose of conversational statistical attitude with this paper napkin! myStatistician
Wish you fellow bridge partner happy thoughts with this bridge attitude lamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying "May All Your Finesses And Slams Make". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of good wishes for excellent bridge play with this memorable bridge saying lamp - perfect for any bridge club! myBridgePlayer
Duplicate bridge players who look for partners at the Partnership Desk before bridge tournaments will enjoy this polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the bridge saying that most bridge players will agree with: "Wanted A Dependable Bridge Partner". Memorable bridge sentiment polyester face mask for any bridge player or bridge club! myBridgePlayer
Bridge teachers and bridge players alike will enjoy this timeless bridge advice fabric featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "Structure Your Thinking Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take on what the game of bridge is all about when you create with this bridge saying fabric! myBridgePlayer
Duplicate bridge players will enjoy this binder featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Unbridled Passion For Duplicate Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with this memorable duplicate bridge attitude binder! myBridgePlayer
Do you need a reboot now and then? Showcase your wry computer geek speak sense of humor as applied to the anatomical human brain with this doormat featuring all key parts of the brain along with the saying "Reboot Needed". Make others do a double-take about how you think and what your brain needs with tongue-in-cheek sense of humor with this "Reboot Needed" saying door mat today! myAnatomical
Showcase the Cauchy-Schwarz inequality with a dose of geometry attitude with this tee featuring the wry mathematical saying: "Be Careful When Studying Math - There Is A Lot Of Inequality In Euclidean Space". Warn others about studying math with a dose of educational mathematical geek humor today! myMathematician
#math #mathematical #mathematician #geometry #geometric #TShirt
Do you often think in the fifth dimension? Do you get headaches as a result? Showcase wry geometry humor with this fifth dimension cube t-shirt which feature the saying "Thinking In The Fifth Dimension Can Give Anyone A Headache". Make others do a double-take about how you think when you showcase the fifth dimension today! myMathematician
#fifth #dimension #geometry #cube #TShirt
Wry transportation sign humor is alive and well on this fabric featuring "Welcome To Exercise County" on a county transportation sign. Create with a dose of signage humor today with this fabric; make great do-it-yourself gifts for anyone who loves to exercise! myWork
#sign #humor #signage #Fabric
Are you a webmaster? Have you spent way too much time fixing 404 Page Not Found errors? Let you wry online sense of humor come alive with this design featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying "HTTP 404 Page Not Found". Make others do a double-take with a dose of computer geek humor with this warning sign doormat today! myWarning
#yellow #diamond #warning #sign #Doormat
Ever wonder how you get through the day? Showcase your wry Krebs cycle (also known as citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle) sense of humor with this science humor jigsaw puzzle! Includes the saying: "I'm Not Operating On Empty Just Operating On Krebs". Biochemistry truism jigsaw puzzle for anyone who knows that the Krebs cycle produces their energy! No need to be a runner or jogging to showcase your educational sense of style! myBiochemistry
If you love to eat fruits with plenty of citric acid in them such as oranges lemons and limes you'll enjoy this science humor polyester face mask featuring the molecular structure of citric acid along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Citric Acid". Memorable scientific attitude polyester face mask for any citric acid fan! myBiochemistry
Showcase wry geological time humor with this earth science polyester face mask featuring the spiral of geological time along with the title "Current Epoch In Perspective" along with the call out "Anthropocene Epoch You Are Here". Make others do a double-take with this educational scientific truism saying polyester face mask today! myEarthScience
#geology #words #unwords #spiral #FaceMask
Do you love looking at maps and finding out exactly where you are? No need to be working in the geolocation industry to enjoy wry earth science attitude with this watch featuring latitude and longitude humor! Truism saying says the following: "To Know Where You Are Calculate Latitude & Longitude". Make others do a double-take on where they are on this planet with this educational math and science humor watch! myEarthScience
#calculate #latitude #geolocation #earth #science #Watch
Geologists earth scientists and plate tectonics fans will enjoy this educational scientific world map planner featuring the different tectonic plates of the world along with the following scientific saying: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Tell everyone the true story about the origin of earthquakes with a dose of fault driven geek humor with this planner! myEarthScience
#earthquakes #fault #Planner
Have you noticed colder winters in the past couple of years? Solar activity observers noted that centuries ago the Maunder Minimum a period roughly spanning 1645 to 1715 when sunspots became exceedingly rare occurred and that a low-level of sunspot activity is occurring today. Showcase your earth science / climate change / meteorological side with this scarf featuring a frozen lagoon of Venice as painted by Gabriele Bella in 1708 along with the ubiquitous query nowadays: "Are We In Another Maunder Minimum Period?" myEarthScience
#maunder #minimum #meteorology #words #Scarf
No need to be a geneticist or working in the field to enjoy this molecular biology humor face shield featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the saying "I Love Genetics". myMolecularBiology
#love #genetics #FaceShield
Does thinking hurt your neurons -- sometimes? Showcase your wry biological and anatomical side the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring a neuron / synapse along with the truism saying "Sometimes Thinking Hurts My Neurons". Make everyone do a double-take about how and what you think! myAnatomical
Are you a supertaster a person who experiences the sense of taste with far greater intensity than average? Scientists believe that there is a genetic component to being a supertaster namely that is related to the presence of the TAS2R38 gene. Showcase your wry molecular biology side if you are a supertaster with this mousepad featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Supertaster Genes Inside". myMolecularBiology
#supertaster #genes #inside #taste #MousePad
Do you have a gut feeling from time to time? Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of wry medical anatomical humor with this scarf featuring all key parts of the digestive system along with the saying "Just A Gut Feeling ...". myAnatomical
No need to be a fan of grapes or fine wine to enjoy any of these gifts featuring wine grape berry anatomy. Detailed labels of all key parts of the wine grape berry are included. Make others do a double-take at the different parts of a wine grape berry with any of these scientific educational botanical gifts! myAnatomical
