You Cannot Read The Label Sitting Inside Jar Humor Planner

Ad: You Cannot Read The Label Sitting Inside Jar Humor Planner

Showcase your wry psychological side at work and elsewhere with this planner featuring a symbol of a person sitting inside a jar along with the following sound observation: "You Cannot Read The Label If You Are Sitting Inside The Jar". Comes the following sound advice as well as a caption: "Ergo Resolve To Leave The Jar From Time To Time". Make others do a double-take at both life and work with this humorous reminder planner! myPsychology

My Sub-Atomic View Of The World (Higgs Boson) Round Clock

Ad: My Sub-Atomic View Of The World (Higgs Boson) Round Clock

Showcase your wry Higgs Boson physics side with this clock featuring the standard model of the Higgs field along with the saying "My Sub-Atomic View Of The World". Memorable educational geek attitude clock for any quantum physicist! myPhysics

#subatomic #view #RoundClock

99.7% Confident Within 3 Standard Deviations Mean Magnet

Ad: 99.7% Confident Within 3 Standard Deviations Mean Magnet

Showcase your statistical attitude side with any of these gifts that include the wry saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make everyone do a double-take at your level of confidence! myStatistician

Be Competitive Play Duplicate Bridge Card Suits Planner

Ad: Be Competitive Play Duplicate Bridge Card Suits Planner

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge sense of humor with this planner featuring the four card suits along with the following sound advice for all who desire to compete with others: "Be Competitive Play Duplicate Bridge". myBridgePlayer

Duplicate Bridge Is A Cathartic Game Card Suits Face Mask

Ad: Duplicate Bridge Is A Cathartic Game Card Suits Face Mask

Keep fellow duplicate bridge players guessing at what you mean with this intellectual bridge saying cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge observation: "Duplicate Bridge Is A Cathartic Game". No need to be emotional about the game of duplicate bridge to enjoy! myBridgePlayer

Statistical Personality (Bell Curve) Postcard

Ad: Statistical Personality (Bell Curve) Postcard

Do you consider yourself a statistical person? Do you have a statistical personality? Showcase wry stats attitude with any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve Gaussian distribution curve) along with the truism caption "Statistical Personality". Complete with percentages and z-scores! Educational statistics humor for all with personality! myStatistician

Sleep Deprived Bridge Player Inside Card Suits Luggage Tag

Ad: Sleep Deprived Bridge Player Inside Card Suits Luggage Tag

Do you play too much bridge? Are you a sleep deprived bridge player? Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with this luggage tag featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Sleep Deprived Bridge Player Inside". Memorable bridge saying for all who play in bridge tournaments and are sleep deprived because of it! myBridgePlayer

Bridge Is A Social Game Attracts Antisocial People Face Mask

Ad: Bridge Is A Social Game Attracts Antisocial People Face Mask

Wry bridge / duplicate bridge humor comes alive on this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the bridge saying that many astute bridge tournament players will agree with: "Bridge Is A Social Game That Attracts A Substantial Number Of Antisocial People". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with this tongue-in-cheek bridge sarcasm cotton/polyester face mask. myBridgePlayer

Open Mindset Inside Brain Psychology Humor Napkins

Ad: Open Mindset Inside Brain Psychology Humor Napkins

If you are hosting a networking event or gathering of open minded people you'll enjoy these customizable paper napkins featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Open Mindset Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry anatomical attitude at your next meet and greet event or gathering! myAnatomical

Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Poster

Ad: Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Poster

Showcase your wry math geek side with this poster featuring a formulaic illustration of the following saying: "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another". Great poster for any math teacher! myMathematician

#saying #equation #equivalent #equal #Poster

Probability Mass Function Of Sum Of Two Dice Poster

Ad: Probability Mass Function Of Sum Of Two Dice Poster

Showcase your probabilistic attitude with this poster featuring the "Probability Mass Function Of Sum Of Two Dice". myMathematician

#probability #mass #function #Poster

Adenosine Triphosphate Energy Currency For All Margarita Drink Mix

Ad: Adenosine Triphosphate Energy Currency For All Margarita Drink Mix

Showcase your knowledge of chemistry and biochemistry with this drink mix featuring the ATP molecule in ball-and-stick form. Comes with the educational scientific saying "Adenosine Triphosphate Energy Currency For All Living Things". myBiochemistry

If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA Fabric

Ad: If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA Fabric

Are you frequently lost in translation? No need to know about protein synthesis to enjoy wry biochemistry humor the next time you create with this fabric featuring messenger RNA along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying that is applicable in life: "If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA". Make others do a double-take about language and meaning with this quirky scientific saying fabric! myBiochemistry

Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis Light Dependent Face Mask

Ad: Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis Light Dependent Face Mask

No need to be a plant biologist or environmentalist to enjoy wry scientific advice with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Includes the scientific truism saying for all who know what photosynthesis is all about: "Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis". Memorable face mask for Earth Day & beyond! myBiochemistry

Warning! No Lifeguards In The Gene Pool (DNA) Notebook

Ad: Warning! No Lifeguards In The Gene Pool (DNA) Notebook

Showcase your wry molecular biology / molecular ecology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you are referring to: "Warning! No Lifeguards In The Gene Pool". myWarning

#genes #sarcasm #lifeguards #Notebook

Adenosine Triphosphate Energy Currency For All 3 Ring Binder

Ad: Adenosine Triphosphate Energy Currency For All 3 Ring Binder

Showcase your knowledge of chemistry and biochemistry with this binder featuring the ATP molecule in ball-and-stick form. Comes with the educational scientific saying "Adenosine Triphosphate Energy Currency For All Living Things". myBiochemistry

Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcanology) Coffee Mug

Ad: Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcanology) Coffee Mug

No need to have a temper to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside". Includes a picture of pyroclastic flows sweeping down the flanks of Mayon Volcano Philippines in 1984. Pyroclastic flows are fast-moving currents of hot gas and rock (collectively known as tephra) which travel away from the volcano after an explosive eruption at speeds generally as great as 700 km/h (450 mph. )Earth scientists geologists seismologist volcanologists and anyone who has a temper will enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek geological humor gifts that will keep everyone guessing what exactly you are referring to! myEarthScience

#volcano #volcanologist #volcanology #seismology #seismologist #CoffeeMug

Spicy DNA Inside DNA Replication Geek Humor Bandana

Ad: Spicy DNA Inside DNA Replication Geek Humor Bandana

Do you like spicy foods? Showcase your wry spicy sense of humor with a dose of molecular biology attitude with this bandana featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Spicy DNA Inside". Memorable bandana for anyone who is genetically inclined to prefer spicy foods! myMolecularBiology

#spicy #inside #Bandana

Be Careful It's Mosquito Season Advice Anatomical Planner

Ad: Be Careful It's Mosquito Season Advice Anatomical Planner

No need to be an entomologist to know that an active mosquito season is on the way. Showcase your wry insect sense of humor with a dose of scientific flair with this planner featuring mosquito anatomy along with the saying "Be Careful It's Mosquito Season". Do a double-take with anatomical mosquito fun today with this planner! myAnatomical

My Heart Beats For Cardiology Normal Sinus Rhythm Fabric

Ad: My Heart Beats For Cardiology Normal Sinus Rhythm Fabric

No need to work as a cardiologist to enjoy wry geek humor with this sinus rhythm electrocardiogram fabric featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with healthcare attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology" with this fabric the next time you create! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #cardiology #sinus #Fabric

Just Showing You My Heart (Anatomical Heart) Silver Plated Necklace

Ad: Just Showing You My Heart (Anatomical Heart) Silver Plated Necklace

No need to work in the medical field to appreciate the anatomy of your own heart. Showcase your wry anatomical attitude the next time you wear this necklace featuring a diagram of a heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Just Showing You My Heart". Make others do a double-take about your most important organ today! myAnatomical

Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock? EKG ECG Wristwatch

Ad: Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock? EKG ECG Wristwatch

Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the saying "Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock?" Ponderous rhetorical question watch for anyone who feels flat-lined from time to time! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #cardiology #words #Wristwatch

My Heart Beats For Cardiology Normal Sinus Rhythm Scarf

Ad: My Heart Beats For Cardiology Normal Sinus Rhythm Scarf

No need to work as a cardiologist to enjoy wry geek humor with this sinus rhythm electrocardiogram scarf featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with healthcare attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology" with this scarf! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #cardiology #sinus #Scarf

Be Opportunistic Play Bridge Four Card Suits Throw Pillow

Ad: Be Opportunistic Play Bridge Four Card Suits Throw Pillow

Enjoy wry bridge / duplicate bridge humor with this throw pillow featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Opportunistic Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of realistic bridge sensibility today! No need to be an avid bridge player or bridge teacher to appreciate classic bridge advice with this throw pillow. myBridgePlayer

Develop Your Resilience Play Bridge Card Suits Bandana

Ad: Develop Your Resilience Play Bridge Card Suits Bandana

Showcase your bridge player side with a dose of sound bridge advice with this bandana featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "Develop Your Resilience Play Bridge". Let others know about facing the vicissitudes of the great game of bridge -- and of course the vicissitudes in life -- today with this bandana! myBridgePlayer

Bridge Is A Test Of My Memory Four Card Suits Bandana

Ad: Bridge Is A Test Of My Memory Four Card Suits Bandana

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge player side with this bandana featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Is A Test Of My Memory". Memorable bridge saying bandana for any avid bridge player who tries to remember which was card was played on the past trick. myBridgePlayer

Love Bridge It's A Fascinating Game Card Suits Bandana

Ad: Love Bridge It's A Fascinating Game Card Suits Bandana

Do you love the game of bridge because you think it's a fascinating game? Look no further than this bandana which features the four card suits along with the bridge truism saying "Love Bridge It's A Fascinating Game". No need to be a bridge teacher or bridge director to enjoy! myBridgePlayer

Don't Mind Me I'm Spanning The Spectrum Apron

Ad: Don't Mind Me I'm Spanning The Spectrum Apron

Showcase your wry educational scientific side with this all-over print apron featuring the full electromagnetic spectrum along with the saying "Don't Mind Me I'm Spanning The Spectrum". Electromagnetic humor apron for anyone who studies physics or listens to the radio! Make others do a double-take at what the electromagnetic spectrum is all about! myPhysics

#physics #dont #mind #words #Apron

Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Poster

Ad: Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Poster

Showcase your wry optical illusion attitude with this poster featuring the Ebbinghaus illusion. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion poster for all who enjoy visual humor. myPsychology

Normality Eludes Me (Bell Curve Humor) T-Shirt

Ad: Normality Eludes Me (Bell Curve Humor) T-Shirt

Showcase the Gaussian distribution (normal distribution curve) with this bell curve attitude design that says "Normality Eludes Me". Makes others do a double-take with any of these stats humor gifts. Includes percentages under the bell curve. No need to be a statistician to enjoy. Gifts for all those who are not normal but who understand the normal distribution in the world of statistics! myPsychology

Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative Apron

Ad: Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative Apron

No need to think outside of the box to enjoy this quantum mechanics / quantum physics saying featuring the subject of entanglement with Schrödinger's Cat. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek physics humor with this all-over print apron featuring the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Classic geek humor apron for anyone who thinks both within the box (within a discipline) and outside of the box! myPhysics

#proof #that #life #relative #Apron