Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcanology) Coffee Mug

Ad: Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcanology) Coffee Mug

No need to have a temper to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside". Includes a picture of pyroclastic flows sweeping down the flanks of Mayon Volcano Philippines in 1984. Pyroclastic flows are fast-moving currents of hot gas and rock (collectively known as tephra) which travel away from the volcano after an explosive eruption at speeds generally as great as 700 km/h (450 mph. )Earth scientists geologists seismologist volcanologists and anyone who has a temper will enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek geological humor gifts that will keep everyone guessing what exactly you are referring to! myEarthScience

#volcano #volcanologist #volcanology #seismology #seismologist #CoffeeMug

Spicy DNA Inside DNA Replication Geek Humor Bandana

Ad: Spicy DNA Inside DNA Replication Geek Humor Bandana

Do you like spicy foods? Showcase your wry spicy sense of humor with a dose of molecular biology attitude with this bandana featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Spicy DNA Inside". Memorable bandana for anyone who is genetically inclined to prefer spicy foods! myMolecularBiology

#spicy #inside #Bandana

Be Careful It's Mosquito Season Advice Anatomical Planner

Ad: Be Careful It's Mosquito Season Advice Anatomical Planner

No need to be an entomologist to know that an active mosquito season is on the way. Showcase your wry insect sense of humor with a dose of scientific flair with this planner featuring mosquito anatomy along with the saying "Be Careful It's Mosquito Season". Do a double-take with anatomical mosquito fun today with this planner! myAnatomical

My Heart Beats For Cardiology Normal Sinus Rhythm Fabric

Ad: My Heart Beats For Cardiology Normal Sinus Rhythm Fabric

No need to work as a cardiologist to enjoy wry geek humor with this sinus rhythm electrocardiogram fabric featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with healthcare attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology" with this fabric the next time you create! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #cardiology #sinus #Fabric

Just Showing You My Heart (Anatomical Heart) Silver Plated Necklace

Ad: Just Showing You My Heart (Anatomical Heart) Silver Plated Necklace

No need to work in the medical field to appreciate the anatomy of your own heart. Showcase your wry anatomical attitude the next time you wear this necklace featuring a diagram of a heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Just Showing You My Heart". Make others do a double-take about your most important organ today! myAnatomical

Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock? EKG ECG Wristwatch

Ad: Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock? EKG ECG Wristwatch

Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the saying "Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock?" Ponderous rhetorical question watch for anyone who feels flat-lined from time to time! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #cardiology #words #Wristwatch

My Heart Beats For Cardiology Normal Sinus Rhythm Scarf

Ad: My Heart Beats For Cardiology Normal Sinus Rhythm Scarf

No need to work as a cardiologist to enjoy wry geek humor with this sinus rhythm electrocardiogram scarf featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with healthcare attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology" with this scarf! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #cardiology #sinus #Scarf

Be Opportunistic Play Bridge Four Card Suits Throw Pillow

Ad: Be Opportunistic Play Bridge Four Card Suits Throw Pillow

Enjoy wry bridge / duplicate bridge humor with this throw pillow featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Opportunistic Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of realistic bridge sensibility today! No need to be an avid bridge player or bridge teacher to appreciate classic bridge advice with this throw pillow. myBridgePlayer

Develop Your Resilience Play Bridge Card Suits Bandana

Ad: Develop Your Resilience Play Bridge Card Suits Bandana

Showcase your bridge player side with a dose of sound bridge advice with this bandana featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "Develop Your Resilience Play Bridge". Let others know about facing the vicissitudes of the great game of bridge -- and of course the vicissitudes in life -- today with this bandana! myBridgePlayer

Bridge Is A Test Of My Memory Four Card Suits Bandana

Ad: Bridge Is A Test Of My Memory Four Card Suits Bandana

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge player side with this bandana featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Is A Test Of My Memory". Memorable bridge saying bandana for any avid bridge player who tries to remember which was card was played on the past trick. myBridgePlayer

Love Bridge It's A Fascinating Game Card Suits Bandana

Ad: Love Bridge It's A Fascinating Game Card Suits Bandana

Do you love the game of bridge because you think it's a fascinating game? Look no further than this bandana which features the four card suits along with the bridge truism saying "Love Bridge It's A Fascinating Game". No need to be a bridge teacher or bridge director to enjoy! myBridgePlayer

Don't Mind Me I'm Spanning The Spectrum Apron

Ad: Don't Mind Me I'm Spanning The Spectrum Apron

Showcase your wry educational scientific side with this all-over print apron featuring the full electromagnetic spectrum along with the saying "Don't Mind Me I'm Spanning The Spectrum". Electromagnetic humor apron for anyone who studies physics or listens to the radio! Make others do a double-take at what the electromagnetic spectrum is all about! myPhysics

#physics #dont #mind #words #Apron

Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Poster

Ad: Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Poster

Showcase your wry optical illusion attitude with this poster featuring the Ebbinghaus illusion. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion poster for all who enjoy visual humor. myPsychology

Normality Eludes Me (Bell Curve Humor) T-Shirt

Ad: Normality Eludes Me (Bell Curve Humor) T-Shirt

Showcase the Gaussian distribution (normal distribution curve) with this bell curve attitude design that says "Normality Eludes Me". Makes others do a double-take with any of these stats humor gifts. Includes percentages under the bell curve. No need to be a statistician to enjoy. Gifts for all those who are not normal but who understand the normal distribution in the world of statistics! myPsychology

Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative Apron

Ad: Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative Apron

No need to think outside of the box to enjoy this quantum mechanics / quantum physics saying featuring the subject of entanglement with Schrödinger's Cat. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek physics humor with this all-over print apron featuring the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Classic geek humor apron for anyone who thinks both within the box (within a discipline) and outside of the box! myPhysics

#proof #that #life #relative #Apron

It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle / Citric Acid Cycle) Coffee Mug

Ad: It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle / Citric Acid Cycle) Coffee Mug

No need to have taken organic chemistry to enjoy wry scientific humor with this mug featuring the Krebs cycle also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Includes truism saying "It's All Organic". Educational biochemistry fun for all who know about the organic cycle within their cells! myBiochemistry

Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Trucker Hat

Ad: Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Trucker Hat

Biochemistry is a part of us whether or not you are a runner. Showcase your intelligent witty sense of science humor with this Krebs cycle hat that includes the saying "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively)". Perfect hat for anyone who understands the importance of the citric acid cycle (also known as tricarboxylic acid cycle) in order to have energy and function throughout the day! myBiochemistry

Global Warming? Blame It On El Niño and La Niña Mouse Pad

Ad: Global Warming? Blame It On El Niño and La Niña Mouse Pad

Understand the underlying factors of global warming? Showcase wry meteorological and earth science humor with this mousepad featuring El Niño and La Niña with the scientific saying: "Global Warming? Blame It On El Niño and La Niña". El Niño is a warming of the surface water of the eastern and central Pacific Ocean occurring every 4 to 12 years and causing unusual global weather patterns. An El Niño is said to occur when the trade winds that usually push warm surface water westward weaken allowing the warm water to pool as far eastward as the western coast of South America. La Niña is a cooling of the surface water of the eastern and central Pacific Ocean occurring somewhat less frequently than El Niño events but causing similar generally opposite disruptions to global weather patterns. La Niña conditions occur when the Pacific trade winds blow more strongly than usual pushing the sun-warmed surface water farther west and increasing the upwelling of cold water in the eastern regions. Make others do a double-take with either of these factors that can be seen as a contributor factor to global warming -- or as a consequence of it! myEarthScience

#nina #environmental #global #warming #MousePad

Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Coffee Mug

Ad: Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Coffee Mug

Make others do a double-take about the type of work that is being done during a bridge game with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the wry saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Bridge humor gifts for all who understand that bridge is more important than work and can consume a lot of time away from their occupation! myWork

#duplicate #bridge #game #CoffeeMug

Just A Normal Statistician (Bell Curve Humor) T-Shirt

Ad: Just A Normal Statistician (Bell Curve Humor) T-Shirt

Are you just a normal statistician? Showcase your normal sense of humor with any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Just A Normal Statistician". Make others do a double-take at how normal you are according to the world of statistics! Memorable gifts for all who play with statistics and consider themselves to be statisticians! myStatistician

COBOL Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Lang. Tie

Ad: COBOL Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Lang. Tie

Know about COBOL as the "Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Language"? Showcase your wry computer programmer side with this COBOL humor necktie featuring a retro 1970s looking computer along with the computer truism saying of today! Memorable geek humor tie for anyone who has worked with COBOL in business in government etc.! myProgrammer

#cobol #language #programming #programmer #Tie

Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain Apron

Ad: Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain Apron

Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with this anatomical humor all-over print apron featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent reflective fun today with this all-over print apron! myAnatomical

Statistical Error Summarized (Hypothesis Testing) Keychain

Ad: Statistical Error Summarized (Hypothesis Testing) Keychain

No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these educational "Statistical Error Summarized" gifts featuring the various hypothesis testing outcomes. Make others do a double-take on statistical error with any of these stats attitude gifts today! Psychologists economists scientists and all who engage in hypothesis testing will enjoy! myMathematician

#statistical #error #summarized #Keychain

2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside Biology Geek Humor Throw Blanket

Ad: 2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside Biology Geek Humor Throw Blanket

Showcase your wry evolutionary side with this molecular biology attitude throw blanket featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myMolecularBiology

#percent #neanderthal #geek #ThrowBlanket

Preempt Or Be Preempted Bridge Humor 4 Card Suits Throw Blanket

Ad: Preempt Or Be Preempted Bridge Humor 4 Card Suits Throw Blanket

Do you preempt a lot at the bridge table? Avid bridge players will enjoy this throw blanket featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Preempt Or Be Preempted". Make others do a double-take about what is often necessary to do when playing a hand in the game of bridge today with this bridge saying throw blanket! myBridgePlayer

Wanted A Bridge Partner Who Plays At My Level Fabric

Ad: Wanted A Bridge Partner Who Plays At My Level Fabric

If you have ever partnered with another bridge player and found it to be a mismatch you'll enjoy this wry bridge saying fabric featuring the four card suits (heart club diamond spade) along with the truism saying "Wanted A Bridge Partner Who Plays At My Level". Showcase your needs in the game of bridge with a dose of bridge attitude with this memorable bridge saying fabric the next time you create! myBridgePlayer

Sustained Heartbeat Inside Electrocardiogram Humor Slip-On Sneakers

Ad: Sustained Heartbeat Inside Electrocardiogram Humor Slip-On Sneakers

Showcase your wry emergency medical technician sense of humor with this electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) attitude pair of slip-on sneakers featuring a normal sinus rhythm along with the saying "Sustained Heartbeat Inside". Memorable medical humor pair of slip-on sneakers for anyone with a tongue-in-cheek heartbeat attitude! myHeartbeat

#geology #sentimental #thoughts #funny #words #SlipOnSneakers

Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Humor Paper Napkins

Ad: Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Humor Paper Napkins

Make others do a double-take about the type of work that is being done during a bridge game with this customizable paper napkin featuring the four card suits and the wry saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Bridge humor paper napkin for any bridge gathering. Memorable paper napkin for the bridge player who understands that bridge is more important than work and can consume a lot of time away from their occupation myBridgePlayer

Bridge A Lifetime Recreational Skill Card Suits 3 Ring Binder

Ad: Bridge A Lifetime Recreational Skill Card Suits 3 Ring Binder

If you play the game of bridge or duplicate bridge you'll enjoy this binder featuring the four card suits along with the bridge saying "Bridge A Lifetime Recreational Skill". No need to be a bridge teacher or avid bridge player to understand the benefits from learning this recreational skill that will keep your mind occupied for a lifetime! myBridgePlayer

Warning! Cognitive Intervention Needed Jigsaw Puzzle

Ad: Warning! Cognitive Intervention Needed Jigsaw Puzzle

Showcase your wry brain anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following advice that will make others do a double-take on what you need: "Warning! Cognitive Intervention Needed". myWarning

#brain #words #unwords #warning #JigsawPuzzle

Genetics A Facet Of My Identity DNA Replication 3 Ring Binder

Ad: Genetics A Facet Of My Identity DNA Replication 3 Ring Binder

Face it - genetics is likely to be a part of your identity. Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with this binder featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Genetics A Facet Of My Identity". Molecular biologists and geneticists will enjoy this psychological saying about genetics and identity on this binder! myPsychology