Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Do you view geology as a core subject? Showcase your wry scientific side with any of these geological attitude gifts featuring the various layers of the Earth along with the scientific truism saying "Geology Is A Core Subject". Make others do a double-take about Earth's core with a dose of earth science humor today! Memorable gifts for any geologist! myEarthScience
#geology #core #subject #Postcard
Geologists earth scientists and rockhounds will enjoy this face mask featuring various igneous rocks according to silica content along with the following geological truism / pun on the saying "Ignorance Is Bliss": "igneous Is Bliss". Make others do a double-take on what you find blissful with this scientific geek humor face mask today! myEarthScience
#geology #igneous #bliss #earth #AdultClothFaceMask
Showcase wry statistical humor with this psychological stats notebook featuring the bell curve (Gaussian distribution curve) along with the definition saying "Mean Thoughts Inside". Shows the percentages of a normal distribution curve. No need to be a statistician psychologist or an angry person to enjoy! Perfect double entendre notebook for anyone who thinks about averages and statistics constantly! myStatistician
Do you like doing research -- i.e. triangulating your sources? No need to be a mathematician or geometrician to enjoy wry math and geometry humor notebook featuring an isosceles triangle along with the saying that will make others do a double-take at what you are trying to mean: "Stop Triangulating Get To The Root Of The Matter". Memorable tongue-in-cheek Euclidean humor geometry notebook! myMathematician
#stop #triangulating #triangle #isosceles #geometry #Notebook
Any gutsy person will enjoy this wry digestive system humor face shield featuring all key parts of the digestive system along with the following rhetorical question: "Who Said I Didn't Have Any Guts?" Memorable educational scientific face shield for any gutsy person! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry neuron / synapse side with this educational scientific scarf featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following biological truism saying: "Neurological Plumbing Inside". myAnatomical
Nephrologists along with kidney donors and recipients will enjoy this wry anatomical nephron attitude cotton/polyester face mask featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Renal Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational scientific fun with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a kidney's nephron complete with all key parts. myAnatomical
No need to be a computer scientist or work in the IT sector to enjoy this wry information technology tee featuring "Localhost A.K.A. 127.0.0.1". Make others do a double-take on the subject of the loopback address with this computer geek t-shirt! Memorable fun for all who know about computer networking! myProgrammer
#localhost #TShirt
Showcase the Cauchy-Schwarz inequality with a dose of geometry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the wry mathematical saying: "Be Careful When Studying Math - There Is A Lot Of Inequality In Euclidean Space". Warn others about studying math with a dose of educational mathematical attitude today! myMathematician
#math #mathematical #mathematician #geometry #geometric #DartBoard
No need to be a computer scientist or work in the IT sector to enjoy this wry information technology mug featuring "Localhost A.K.A. 127.0.0.1". Make others do a double-take on the subject of the loopback address with this computer geek mug! Memorable fun for all who know about computer networking! myProgrammer
#localhost #CoffeeMug
Logicians and mathematicians will enjoy this notebook featuring Boolean logic along with the truism caption "Logic Matrices Inside". Memorable notebook for anyone with a logical mindset! myMathematician
#logic #matrices #inside #geek #humor #Notebook
Showcase your wry anatomical sense of style the next time you take a nap with this medical psyche throw pillow featuring the different parts of the human brain long with the saying "Awakened Brain Inside". Memorable throw pillow for anyone who has just awakened! myAnatomical
If you think in terms of eigenvectors you'll enjoy this clock featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that after being multiplied by the matrix remain parallel to the original vector. Thus the blue arrow is an eigenvector with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged. myMathematician
#think #eigenvector #math #statistician #mathematician #RoundClock
Molecular biology and RNA splicing attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring introns exons and mature RNA along with the following scientific truism saying for all who know about the non-coding regions of genes and their importance in gene regulation: "Remember Junk DNA Is Not Actually Junk". myMolecularBiology
#science #humor #words #unwords #Tile
Showcase your wry electrocardiogram sense of humor with this doormat featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "I've Got Rhythm" in Oldgate Lane Outline font! Memorable door mat gift for anyone with a heartbeat! myHeartbeat
#heartbeat #words #unwords #Doormat
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with this doormat featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy". Make others do a double-take the next time you play bridge with this memorable bridge saying door mat! Memorable bridge humor doormat for any bridge club. myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this anatomical psychological lamp featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying -- especially apropos for anyone who lives an exceedingly busy life and can't think at times: "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore". Make others do a double-take with this educational scientific anatomical lamp today! No need to be a neurosurgeon or psychologist or workaholic to enjoy! myPsychology
Showcase your mental stamina at the game of chess the next time you create with this wry chess saying fabric featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Warning! I Can Play Chess Until Dawn". Advise your opponents of your ability to play chess into the wee hours of the morning with this chess humor fabric today! myWarning
#warning #reflective #chess #Fabric
Showcase your mental stamina at the game of chess with this wry chess saying planner featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Warning! I Can Play Chess Until Dawn". Advise your opponents of your ability to play chess into the wee hours of the morning with this chess humor planner today! myWarning
#warning #reflective #chess #Planner
No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today! myStatistician
Showcase your knowledge of statistical correlations with any of these gifts featuring various correlations and their correlation coefficients. Make others do a double-take with this educational scientific "Correlation Cheat Sheet". Memorable gifts for statistician psychologists economists and anyone who knows about correlations! myStatistician
Showcase your creative side with a dose of brainy humor with this window cling featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Creative Interconnectedness Inside". Make others do a double-take at how creative you truly are with this window cling! myAnatomical
Nephrologists will enjoy this binder featuring a kidney's nephron as found in Gray's Anatomy the classic medical textbook. myAnatomical
Environmentalists and anyone who breathes will enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis the biochemical process which converts light into energy in chloroplasts along with the truism saying "Support Photosynthesis Exhale". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you support and how you do it with a dose of geek attitude fun! myBiochemistry
Biochemistry is a part of us whether or not you are a runner. Showcase your intelligent witty sense of science humor with any of these Krebs cycle gifts that includes the saying "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively)". Perfect gifts for those who understand the importance of the citric acid cycle (also known as tricarboxylic acid cycle) in order to have energy and function throughout the day! myBiochemistry
Wry neuron / synapse humor is found on this serving tray featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the biological truism saying "Neurological Plumbing Inside". Make others do a double-take on what lies within with a dose of neurological humor today with this serving tray! myAnatomical
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry molecular biology humor when you create with this fabric featuring DNA replication along with the following scientific attitude reminder: "Remember: It Takes Sense & Anti-Sense To Replicate Life". Memorable geek humor fabric for any molecular biologist or parent! myMolecularBiology
#takes #sense #Fabric
Do you feel flat-lined at times? Showcase your wry heartbeat attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel inside: "Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock?" Medical humor gag gift for all; no need to work in the medical or healthcare field to enjoy! myHeartbeat
#heartbeat #cardiology #words #DrinkCoaster
No need to be a molecular biology to enjoy wry scientific educational attitude with any of these gifts featuring the homeobox genes of a fruit fly along with the saying "Morphogenesis Inside". For the record a homeobox is a DNA sequence found within genes that are involved in the regulation of patterns of development (morphogenesis) in organisms. Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek biological humor with any of these gifts! Memorable gifts for anyone still developing and changing -- whether their ideas or themselves! myMolecularBiology
#development #biology #biologist #molecular #BabyTShirt
Showcase your wry feline molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the saying "Cat Lover Genes Inside". Memorable scientific humor gifts for all feline fans! myMolecularBiology
#lover #genes #loverdnadna #TShirt
Are you a competitive person? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with this throw blanket featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Competitive Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek competitive attitude with this geek humor throw blanket! Memorable throw blanket for any competitive person. myMolecularBiology
#replication #genes #molecular #ThrowBlanket
You are a heterotroph -- not an autotroph. Showcase this biological fact with this flow chart diagram with the "You Are Here" callout pointing toward heterotroph. Biology humor pair of socks for anyone who knows that one cannot produce food on her or his own! myEcology
No need to be a physicist to understand atmospheric electromagnetic transmittance with a dose of wry geek humor on this psychological door mat featuring the common rhetorical question: "What Wavelength Are You On?" Memorable doormat for anyone who converses with other people and who finds that one is frequently having a different conversation that one had expected! myPhysics
#what #wavelength #Doormat
Do you use Morse code in your hobby or daily life? No need to be an amateur radio operator or pilot to enjoy this bandana featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today with this bandana! myProgrammer
#antiquated #code #words #unwords #Bandana
