Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
If you know what cards your opponents have showcase your psychic abilities with a dose of bridge humor with this clock featuring the four card suits along with the following advice: "Warning! Bridge Psychic Inside". myWarning
#bridge #humor #psychic #words #RoundClock
Do you play in lots of bridge tournaments? Do you play bridge / duplicate bridge until dawn on your computer? Showcase your wry bridge playing side with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Warning! I Can Play Bridge Until Dawn". Make others do a double-take at your level of bridge stamina today with this memorable bridge saying cotton/polyester face mask! myWarning
#bridge #humor #players #warning #FaceMask
Showcase wry statistical humor with this psychological stats pair of socks featuring the bell curve (Gaussian distribution curve) along with the definition saying "Mean Thoughts Inside". Shows the percentages of a normal distribution curve. No need to be a statistician psychologist or an angry person to enjoy! Perfect double entendre pair of socks for anyone who thinks about averages and statistics constantly! myStatistician
Do you take vitamin C daily? Showcase wry chemistry attitude with this biochemical attitude pair of socks featuring the chemical molecule ascorbic acid also known as Vitamin C. Comes with the scientific saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid". Make others do a double-take with this educational chemistry truism pair of socks! No need to work in the medical field or be a healthy person to enjoy. myBiochemistry
If you are familiar with the fugu fish and its neurotoxin you'll enjoy this chemical structure binder featuring the chemical molecule tetrodotoxin along with the truism caption "Potent Neurotoxin With No Known Antidote". myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry Krebs cycle sense of humor with this drink mix featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle TCAC) along with the saying "My Life Follows A Certain Cycle". Do a double-take with a dose of scientific educational attitude on what your energy cycle is all about with this drink mix! myBiochemistry
Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis of course is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry neuron / synapse side with this educational scientific pair of slip-on sneakers featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following biological truism saying: "Neurological Plumbing Inside". myAnatomical
Do you often experience the "flight or fight" response in your gut? Chalk it up to hormones with this anatomical medical and health humor pair of socks featuring the endocrine system associated with the gut along with the educational scientific truism saying "Flight Or Fight Is A Matter Of Gut Hormones". Make others do a double-take about what is happening inside of their gut when the flight or fight response occurs with this pair of socks! myAnatomical
Do you like to explore? If you are hard-wired for exploration you'll enjoy introducing yourself with these business cards featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Explorer Genes Inside". myMolecularBiology
#replication #genes #explorer #BusinessCard
Showcase your wry molecular biology DNA sense of humor with this jigsaw puzzle featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Support Deoxyribonucleic Acid It's The Code For Life". Memorable biology attitude jigsaw puzzle with a dose of tongue-in-cheek science humor! myMolecularBiology
#words #unwords #molecular #biology #JigsawPuzzle
Do you work hard all the time? Showcase your wry DNA replication sense of humor with this mug featuring the saying "Hard Work Is In My DNA". Make others do a double-take about where you get your hard worker nature from with a dose of genetics attitude with this molecular biology geek humor mug! myMolecularBiology
#hard #work #acid #TravelMug
Showcase your wry evolutionary side when you create with this molecular biology attitude fabric featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myMolecularBiology
#percent #neanderthal #geek #Fabric
Are you a coach potato? Is your favorite speed the speed at rest? Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with any of these transportation sign humor gifts featuring the following saying: "Speed Limit Zero (0) - High On Entropy". Make others do a double-take about what speed you are traveling at when you are standing still or sitting down with these signage attitude gifts! Memorable gifts for all who love to rest! myPhysics
#speed #limit #zero #high #TwoToneCoffeeMug
The Leidenfrost effect is a phenomenon in which a liquid in near contact with a mass significantly hotter than the liquid's boiling point produces an insulating vapor layer which keeps that liquid from boiling rapidly. Specifically the Leidenfrost point signifies the onset of stable film boiling representing the point on the boiling curve where the heat flux is at the minimum and the surface is completely covered by a vapor blanket. Heat transfer from the surface to the liquid occurs by conduction and radiation through the vapor. In 1756 Johann Gottlob Leidenfrost observed that water droplets supported by the vapor film slowly evaporate as they move about on the hot surface. As the surface temperature is increased radiation through the vapor film becomes more significant and the heat flux increases with increasing excess temperature. Educational scientific attitude about the chemistry of water that you probably didn't know about is found on this trivet! myPhysics
#heat #transfer #water #Trivet
Make others do a double-take with this physics humor pair of socks featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective existential advice for anyone with a thoughtful perspective on life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this scientific truism saying! myPhysics
#live #life #physics #quadrupole #moment #Socks
Anyone who has worked or lived in the software industry for a long time will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek molecular biology attitude pair of socks featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on your genetic propensity for software: "Software DNA Inside". myProgrammer
#molecular #biologist #software #engineer #words #Socks
If the term normality or being normal does not fit you you'll enjoy this statistics attitude throw pillow featuring the saying "Normality Eludes Me". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational statistical humor with this bell curve (Gaussian curve normal distribution curve) throw pillow. No need to be a statistician to enjoy! myPsychology
Showcase your Copanhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics side with this hat featuring "The Paradox Of Quantum Mechanics". Heisenberg principle attitude hat for anyone who knows about wave-function collapse and Schrödinger's cat! myPhysics
#schrdingers #heisenberg #principle #physics #TruckerHat
Do you love statistics? Are you in love with statistics as a discipline? Showcase your wry geek sense of statistical humor with this mug featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian distribution) along with the saying "Statistical Lover Inside" in Love Letters font. Make others do a double-take at what you truly mean with a dose of tongue-in-cheek statistics humor today with this mug! myStatistician
No need to be a die-hard statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these stats attitude gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Unleash Your Statistical Self". Make others do a double-take with regard to what lies within whenever you think about statistics! myMathematician
#statistician #statistics #math #mathematics #mathematician #PinbackButton
If you play bridge doesn't the game of bridge seem to be a habitual game to you? Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side the next time you host a bridge party or event with these paper napkins featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism saying "Bridge Is A Habitual Game". Make others do a double-take on how the game of bridge creates habits and is largely dependent upon them at your next bridge event! myBridgePlayer
Blue Baby Syndrome is the result of a congenital heart defect which is classically understood to involve four anatomical abnormalities (although only three of them are always present). It is known in the medical literature as Tetralogy of Fallot and results in low oxygenation of blood due to the mixing of oxygenated and deoxygenated blood in the left ventricle and preferential flow of the mixed blood from both ventricles through the aorta because of the obstruction to flow through the pulmonary valve. No need to have any formal training in medicine to enjoy educational medical scientific gifts featuring "A Closer Look At Blue Baby Syndrome"! myAnatomical
Wry scientific population genetics humor comes alive on this gift tee featuring the Hardy-Weinberg principle. Says: "Theoretical Population Genetics Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". Perfect gift for evolutionary biologists and ecologists and those concerned with allele frequencies in a given population! myEvolution
#hardyweinberg #principle #theoretical #population #genetics #TShirt
Showcase your logical side with a dose of geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Hasse diagram along with the saying "Think Boolean". Memorable gifts and logical slogan saying for any logician! myMathematician
#think #boolean #logic #SquareSticker
If your brain is constantly working you'll enjoy this apron featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take before communicating with you: "Do Not Disturb Brain At Work". Classic medical and anatomical geek humor apron for anyone with a brain and does not want to be disturbed! myWork
#disturb #brain #LongApron
Showcase your wireless side with this infamous quote by wireless genius and "Father of the Radio" Nikola Tesla. Quote says: "The economic transmission of power without wires is of all-surpassing importance to man." Timeless Tesla quotation tie for anyone who understands the importance of our wireless world today! myEconomics
#electrical #engineer #inventor #engineering #Tie
Do you know about cyclic adenosine monophosphate? Showcase your chemical sense of style with this tee featuring the cAMP molecule the second messenger important in many biological processes. cAMP is derived from adenosine triphosphate (ATP) and used for intracellular signal transduction in many different organisms. Make others do a double-take with this scientific educational t-shirt featuring the cAMP molecule with the caption "just a second messenger (used for intracellular signal transduction)"! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry chemistry / biochemistry sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a graph showing the difference in both activation energy and time of the reaction when an enzyme is present along with the following rhetorical question: 'How Much Free Energy Do You Have?" Classic geek humor gifts for anyone who scoffs at the idea of energy being free! myBiochemistry
Do you function on a complex cycle? You'll enjoy any of these biochemistry humor gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle) with the saying "I Function On A Complex Cycle". Showcase the complexity of your operating innards today. Science attitude gifts for all those who function on a complex cycle -- no matter what schedule you are following! myBiochemistry
Geology humor is alive and well on this cotton/polyester face mask featuring various igneous rock according to silica content along with the saying with an earth scientific twist: "I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite" -- a pun on the saying "I'm Ignorant Don't Take Me For Granted". myEarthScience
#igneous #dont #take #FaceMask
No need to be a physicist or atmospheric scientist to enjoy educational definitional scientific attitude bandana featuring "Atmospheric Electromagnetic Transmittance". Make others do a double-take with a dose of electromagnetism attitude with this bandana for anyone who understands how our wireless world works! myEarthScience
#field #physics #physicist #Bandana
Showcase your wry anatomical side with any of these gifts featuring the rhetorical question "What Is Your Achilles' Heel?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of Gray's Anatomy medical and psychological attitude with this educational scientific illustration of the Achilles' heel! myAnatomical
