Sunday, February 20, 2022

Bridge Partners Do It With Finesse (Card Suits) Beer Stein


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If you play bridge you'll enjoy any of these wry bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Partners Do It With Finesse". Take the concept of finesse to a different level with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive humor with these bridge attitude gifts! Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these double-entendre bridge humor gifts! myBridgePlayer

Present Is A Relative Concept Light Cone Physics Slip-On Sneakers


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Do you often wonder where you are on the time-space continuum? Wonder no further with this physics geek humor pair of slip-on sneakers featuring exactly where an observer is in the present between the future light cone and past light cone. Make others do a double-take with this educational scientific truism saying pair of slip-on sneakers which notes that "Present Is A Relative Concept"! myPhysics

#physics #light #cone #words #SlipOnSneakers

Just A Normal Statistician (Stats Humor) T-Shirt

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Statistician will enjoy this wry stats humor gift tee featuring the bell curve with the double entendre caption "Just A Normal Statistician". Normal distribution curve humor for anyone who considers themselves a normal statistician -- whatever that means! myPsychology

Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter Fabric


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Showcase your wry quantum mechanics attitude the next time you create with this fabric featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following truism saying: "Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter". myPhysics

#physics #words #unwords #higgs #Fabric

Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Round Clock

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Biochemistry is a part of us whether or not you are a runner. Showcase your intelligent witty sense of science humor with any of these Krebs cycle gifts that includes the saying "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively)". Perfect gifts for those who understand the importance of the citric acid cycle (also known as tricarboxylic acid cycle) in order to have energy and function throughout the day! myBiochemistry

You Are Here (Geological Age Earth's History) T-Shirt


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Do you know where you are in geological time? If you are a fan of Earth's history and think in terms of eons epochs and periods you'll enjoy this wry geological age tee featuring Earth's timeline along with the call-out "You Are Here" pointing to the present. Scientific attitude t-shirt for anyone who lives in the present and know about it! myEarthScience

#geology #geological #earths #history #TShirt

Think Epigenetics! DNA Replication Cross-Out Humor Apron


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DNA is not everything. Showcase this fact with this wry molecular biology all-over print apron featuring DNA replication along with a cross out with the saying "Think Epigenetics!" All-over print apron with wry scientific attitude for anyone who understands that it is the environmental interaction with genes that is important -- not the genes or the DNA code all by itself! Tongue-in-cheek humor for anyone who knows about how evolution occurs! myEvolution

#environmental #genetics #genes #epigenetics #molecular #Apron

P53 Pathways Inside (Cell Molecular Biology) Stainless Steel Water Bottle


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P53 is a tumor suppressor protein as encoded by the TP53 gene and plays a key role in preventing genome mutation and thus by extension plays a key role in preventing cancer. Showcase your educational scientific side with any of these featuring "P53 Pathways Inside". No need to be an oncologists cell biologist or molecular biologist to enjoy! myMolecularBiology

#cell #biology #words #unwords #StainlessSteelWaterBottle

Will Code For Gear (Bugdroid Software Developer) Travel Mug

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Showcase your wry Android software developer side with this mug featuring Bugdroid with each letter in a shout-out position that says the following: "Will Code For Gear". Veterans of hackathons will enjoy this Bugdroid saying mug! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myProgrammer

#software #developer #code #bugdroid #TravelMug

Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi (Pi Pie) Face Mask


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Are you constantly hungry for pi? Hungry pi fans and mathematicians will enjoy wry pi on a pie humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi". No need to wait until March 14th rolls around to enjoy this scrumptious pi fan face mask! myMathematician

#life #nothing #FaceMask

Use It Or Lose It Anatomical Brain Advice Humor Face Shield

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If you've ever encountered anyone who does not use their brain you'll enjoy this apropos tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy humor face shield featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Use It Or Lose It". Make others do a double-take about what they should do with their brain with a dose of anatomical sound advice attitude with this face shield! myAnatomical

Use It Or Lose It Anatomical Brain Advice Humor Trivet

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If you've ever encountered anyone who does not use their brain you'll enjoy this apropos tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy humor trivet featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Use It Or Lose It". Make others do a double-take about what they should do with their brain with a dose of medical anatomical sound advice attitude with this trivet! myAnatomical

Just Another Hypercubed Day 4-D Polytope Planner


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4-dimensional polytope planner for anyone who is having "Just Another Hypercubed Day". Memorable geek geometric humor planner for anyone who thinks in the fourth dimension or in 4-D terms! myMathematician

#just #another #hypercubed #hypercube #Planner

P53 Pathways Inside (Cell Molecular Biology) Notebook


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P53 is a tumor suppressor protein as encoded by the TP53 gene and plays a key role in preventing genome mutation and thus by extension plays a key role in preventing cancer. Showcase your educational scientific side with any of these gifts featuring "P53 Pathways Inside". No need to be an oncologists cell biologist or molecular biologist to enjoy! myMolecularBiology

#cell #biology #words #unwords #Notebook

Wanted Normal Heartbeat (Electrocardiogram) Button


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If you have an abnormal heartbeat -- whether due to congenital defect or being in love -- you'll enjoy any of these wry medical humor ECG/EKG gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "Wanted Normal Heartbeat". Gifts for all those who have a heartbeat and desire to display educational medical attitude! No need to work in a health profession to enjoy! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #words #unwords #Button

To Pass Or Not To Pass? That Is The Question Humor Apron


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If you've ever played the game of bridge and have pondered whether to pass you'll enjoy this bridge humor all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question". Do a double take on what you are pondering the next time it is your turn to bid with this all-over print apron! With apologies to William Shakespeare on this common bridge saying! myBridgePlayer

Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi Sinus Rhythm Fabric


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Make others do a double-take with a dose of heartbeat humor the next time you create with this fabric featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the following saying: "Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi". No need to work in the medical field to enjoy! myHeartbeat

#sinus #rhythm #Fabric

Play Bridge It's A Wicked Game Four Card Suits Fabric


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Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor when you create with this fabric featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play Bridge It's A Wicked Game From Beginning To End". Memorable bridge attitude fabric for any avid bridge player who views bridge as a wicked game! myBridgePlayer

To Finesse Or Not To Finesse? That Is The Question Face Mask


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Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the following rhetorical question often noted by a declarer -- inside her or his mind when playing bridge: "To Finesse Or Not To Finesse? That Is The Question". With apologies to William Shakespeare! Memorable bridge saying face mask for any avid bridge player when trying to decide what card to play next! myBridgePlayer

Just A Gut Feeling... (Digestive System Humor) Magnet

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Do you have just a gut feeling from time to time? Celebrate your intuitive side with any of these wry educational scientific gifts featuring the digestive system. Says: "Just A Gut Feeling..." Make others do a double-take about having a gut feeling today! myPsychology

Strategy Requires Thought Tactics Observation iPhone 13 Case

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No need to be a Grandmaster to enjoy this chess truism quote that says "Strategy Requires Thought - Tactics Require Observation". Includes reflective chess set design. Chess attitude iPhone 13 case for anyone who loves chess strategy and who observes carefully at the chessboard when playing chess! myPsychology

Strategy Requires Thought Tactics Observation Face Mask

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No need to be a Grandmaster to enjoy this chess truism quote that says "Strategy Requires Thought - Tactics Require Observation". Includes reflective chess set design. Chess attitude cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who loves chess strategy and who observes carefully at the chessboard when playing chess! myPsychology

Don't Procrastinate! White Rabbit Watch Wonderland Face Mask

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If you're a procrastinator remind yourself and others to not procrastinate with a dose of Wonderland humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring White Rabbit all dressed and looking at a watch as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's timeless work "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Comes with the sound advice for daily life: "Don't Procrastinate!" Make others laugh and think with this timely Wonderland advice cotton/polyester face mask today! myPsychology

In Life Do You Follow The Induced-Fit Model? Jigsaw Puzzle

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Showcase wry biochemical and psychological humor with any of these gifts featuring the induced-fit model along with the key questions that you should ask of yourself and others: "In Life Do You Follow The Induced-Fit Model?" Educational scientific humor featuring enzyme-substrate complex on any of these geek attitude products. No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy! myBiochemistry

Insufficient Storage Inside Brain Anatomy Humor Face Mask

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Let your wry anatomical side shine with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following brainy saying: "Insufficient Storage Inside". Make others do a double-take the next time you collect notes with this cotton/polyester face mask! myAnatomical

Powered By Biochemistry Krebs Cycle Geek Humor Bandana

Ad: Powered By Biochemistry Krebs Cycle Geek Humor Bandana

Showcase your wry Krebs cycle attitude side with this bandana featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle). Make everyone do a double-take about what everyone is powered by with this bandana with the scientific truism saying "Powered By Biochemistry". Memorable bandana for any biochemist! myBiochemistry

Alert And Attentive Inside Neuron Synapse Humor Face Mask

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Showcase your wry neuronal sense of humor with this polyester face mask featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Alert And Attentive Inside". Memorable biological and anatomical polyester face mask for anyone with an attention span! myAnatomical

Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life Classic Round Sticker


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It is the case that heartbeat is a leading indicator of life. Regardless of what you do for a living if you have a heartbeat you'll enjoy this wry medical truism saying that says "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life" complete with ECG / EKG electrocardiogram of a normal heartbeat. Make others do a double-take at the leading indicator of life inside of you today with any of these gifts! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #ClassicRoundSticker

Saturday, February 19, 2022

Cytogeneticist Inside (Karyotype) T-Shirt


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Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with any of these gifts featuring a karyotype of human chromosomes under fluorescence along with the caption "Cytogeneticist Inside". Memorable gifts for anyone interested in what their chromosomes look like! myMolecularBiology

#karyotype #cytology #words #unwords #TShirt

Heterotroph Flow Chart You Are Here Biology Humor Coffee Mug

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You are a heterotroph -- not an autotroph. Showcase this biological fact with this flow chart diagram with the "You Are Here" callout pointing toward heterotroph. Biology humor mug for anyone who knows that humans cannot produce food on their own! myEcology

Heterotroph Flow Chart - You Are Here Coffee Mug

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You are a heterotroph -- not an autotroph. Showcase this biological fact with this flow chart diagram with the "You Are Here" callout pointing toward heterotroph. Biology humor mug for anyone who knows that one cannot produce food on one's own! myEcology

Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Notebook

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Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) notebook complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific notebook for anyone who works with statistics! myPsychology

Software Developers Know How To Surf Through Time Keychain

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No need to be an open source programmer to enjoy any of these wry computer programmer saying gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke on a surfboard through time. Saying says it all: "Software Developers Know How To Surf Through Time". Memorable gifts for programmers computer engineers computer scientists and all who know how to surf through time! myProgrammer

#surf #through #time #software #developer #Keychain

Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics (Bell Curve) Round Clock

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Bell curve knowledge is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring all key aspects of the normal distribution curve along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on the subject of statistics: "Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics". Classic statistics humor poster for all who think about statistics -- awake and asleep! myStatistician

The Origin Of Desire Begins In the Hypothalamus Luggage Tag

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If you have ever desired an object or a person you'll enjoy this tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy luggage tag featuring the biological truism "The Origin Of Desire Begins In The Hypothalamus". Includes an outline scan of the head and brain along with a pointer to the hypothalamus the organ that controls desire. Showcase your realistic geek sense of humor about exactly where the origin of desire comes from with this timeless anatomical attitude luggage tag! myPsychology