Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Showcase your wry evolutionary side with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myEvolution
#percent #neanderthal #geek #TShirt
No need to be a mathematician or geometrician to know about Euler's line. In geometry the Euler line pronounced "oiler" is a line determined from any triangle that is not equilateral. This line passes through several important points determined from the triangle including the orthocenter the circumcenter the centroid and the center of the nine-point circle of the triangle. Make others do a double-take with this following geometric query on this scarf: "Do You Know Which Line Is Euler's Line?" myMathematician
#math #geometry #eulers #line #Scarf
Featuring the Carnot heat engine which is often used to illustrate the Second Law of Thermodynamics showcase your wry and witty thermodynamic sense of humor with this binder with the saying "Inefficient Working Body Located Inside". Binder for anyone who is lazy or who knows about the physics of work! myWork
#carnot #heat #engine #lazy #lifestyle #3RingBinder
No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy this pocket watch featuring the Carnot heat engine along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day 7 Days Per Week 365 Days Per Year". Specifically this pocket watch features the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude pocket watch for anyone who works in the thermodynamic sense of the word! myWork
#carnot #heat #engine #thermodynamics #second #PocketWatch
No need to be a biologist or geneticist to enjoy wry science humor with this molecular biology attitude drawstring bag featuring DNA replication complete with all key labels. Comes with the often-heard saying "Warning! No Lifeguards In The Gene Pool". Make others do a double-take about exactly what you mean with a dose of scientific attitude today with this drawstring backpack! myWarning
#genes #lifeguards #DrawstringBag
Economics humor comes alive on this face shield featuring a supply-and-demand curve on a graph along with the following query caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?" No matter what your psychological (mental) state or economic state is showcase your wry econ sense of humor with this geek query humor face shield! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy! myEconomics
#equilibrium #economics #FaceShield
Did you know that economists have called the 11 of the last 3 recessions? Economics humor is alive and well the next time you create with this fabric featuring the yellow diamond warning sign with a graph featuring a downward trend line and the saying "Warning! Recession Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on the direction of the economy with a dose of econ attitude today with this signage humor fabric. myWarning
#warning #economics #words #unwords #Fabric
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these geek saying gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle tricarboxylic acid cycle TCAC) and the following line: "My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going". Let others know what truly keeps your going with a dose of scientific fun! myBiochemistry
Let your wry biochemical side shine with this scarf featuring the Krebs cycle along with the saying "Powered By Biochemistry". Make everyone do a double-take about what everyone is powered by with this scarf with the scientific truism saying "Powered By Biochemistry". Memorable scarf for any biochemist! myBiochemistry
If you love igneous rock and have studied them in detail you'll enjoy any of these wry geological attitude gifts featuring the classification scheme for igneous rocks on their mineralogy. As you probably know igneous rock is formed by magma or lava (molten rock) cooling and becoming solid. The diagram features the mineralogical composition of igneous rocks with decreasing silica (SiO2) content. Make others do a double-take with these scientific truism gifts that include the fun-filled saying "Igneous Is Bliss" (a parody on Ignorance Is Bliss)! myEarthScience
#geology #igneous #bliss #earth #LargeToteBag
Do you have a joyful heartbeat inside of you? No need to work in the medical field to appreciate your heartbeat with a dose of wry geek style with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the saying "Joyful Heartbeat Inside". Memorable heartbeat attitude gifts for anyone with a heartbeat to match his or her joyful personality! myHeartbeat
#joyful #heartbeat #inside #WrappingPaper
If you love to relax showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with this polyester face mask featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Relaxing Is In My DNA". Memorable geek humor scientific saying polyester face mask for anyone who likes to relax all the time! myMolecularBiology
#genes #words #unwords #FaceMask
No need to be an emergency medical technician to enjoy wry medical electrocardiogram humor with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the following saying "Alive The Condition Of My Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific heartbeat fun today with these memorable saying gifts! Perfect gag gift for anyone alive! myHeartbeat
#alive #geek #humor #Notepad
Do you have lots of veins? Let your wry anatomical and medical side shine with this throw pillow featuring the venous system (circulatory system) along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Just Call Me Vein". Memorable throw pillow for anyone who is vain or who has veins! myAnatomical
No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek anatomical heart humor with any of these gifts featuring a diagram of a human heart from the medical textbook Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Just Showing You My Heart". Make everyone do a double-take at what you mean with any of these heart anatomy gifts! myAnatomical
No need to be an emergency medical technician to enjoy wry medical electrocardiogram humor with this notebook featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the following saying "Alive The Condition Of My Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific heartbeat fun today with this memorable saying notebook! Perfect gag notebook gift for anyone alive! myHeartbeat
#alive #geek #humor #Notebook
Value investors who understand what they are doing will enjoy this signage humor tee featuring the do not cross sign for pedestrians along with the wry truism saying "Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly". Make others do a double-take at the efficient market hypothesis with this economics transportation sign attitude t-shirt today! myEconomics
#value #investing #investors #signage #TShirt
Wry suggestive economics humor comes alive on any of these econ gifts featuring the supply and demand curve along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy these double entendre economics attitude gifts that's just perfect for anyone who a model in their head! myEconomics
#economics #econ #economist #econometrics #mathematician #Keychain
Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a twist on old saying "The proof of the pudding is in the eating". Face mask shows the four card suits along with the following bridge / duplicate bridge saying: "The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand". If you have ever been puzzled over a bid that your partner has made you'll enjoy this bridge attitude cotton/polyester face mask that will make other bridge players stop and think! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this planner featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Never Mind ...". Make others do a double-take on what you are referring to with a dose of geek psyche humor with this planner! myPsychology
No need to be a psychologist neurologist or philosopher to enjoy wry anatomical brain humor with this binder featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Thinking Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable science humor binder for any thinker! myPsychology
Introduced first in 1927 by the German physicist Werner Heisenberg the Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. In other words two variables that do not commute cannot be measured simultaneously—the more precisely one is known the less precisely the other can be known. Let your wry quantum mechanics side shine with this mug featuring an illustration of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle along with the following ponderous existential geek humor caption: "How Certain Are You Of Anything In This Uncertain World?" myPhysics
#heisenbergs #uncertainty #principle #quantum #mechanics #CoffeeMug
Add a touch of Wonderland humor and adventure with this planner featuring John Tenniel's vintage drawing from Alice's Adventures In Wonderland by Lewis Carroll along with the following ponderous query caption: "Feeling Cramped In Your Room?" Conversation starter planner for anyone who feels cramped and crimped in life! myPsychology
Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with this geek attitude pair of socks featuring the infamous equation "E=mc^2" along with the equivalent saying "Energy Always Exhibits Relativistic Mass". No need to be a physicist or physics teacher to enjoy! myPhysics
#equation #words #unwords #mass #Socks
Showcase your wry cerebral sense of humor with a dose of anatomical fun with this planner featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Just Call Me Cerebral". No need to be a brain surgeon or philosopher or psychologist to enjoy pensive geek humor with this planner! myPsychology
If you take nitroglycerin for medical/health reasons you'll enjoy this wry chemical humor gift tee that features the nitroglycerin molecule. Says: "Nitroglycerin Makes My Heart Work Better". Let others know that there is nitroglycerin (dynamite) within you with a dose of scientific attitude when you wear this t-shirt! myBiochemistry
If you wonder about age and ageism the discrimination against age you'll enjoy wry geological time / geological age humor on any of these gifts featuring Earth's historical timeline in terms of epochs eons and periods along with the truism saying "Ageism Should Never Affect A Person In The Present". Double-entendre saying with a dose of earth science attitude for fans of Earth's history -- at any age! myEarthScience
#geology #words #unwords #geological #PinbackButton
No need to be a cryptographer or linguist to know about "The Evolution Of The Question Mark" with this tie. The modern day question mark is thought to have evolved from the Latin quaestiō meaning "question" which was abbreviated during the Middle Ages to Qo. The uppercase Q was written above the lowercase o; over time this mark was transformed into the modern symbol. myEvolution
#question #mark #language #linguistics #Tie
Do you work hard all the time? Showcase your wry DNA replication sense of humor with this planner featuring the saying "Hard Work Is In My DNA". Make others do a double-take about where you get your hard worker nature from with a dose of genetics attitude with this molecular biology geek humor planner! myWork
#hard #work #acid #Planner
No need to be a cryptographer or linguist to know about "The Evolution Of The Question Mark" with this mousepad. The modern day question mark is thought to have evolved from the Latin quaestiō meaning "question" which was abbreviated during the Middle Ages to Qo. The uppercase Q was written above the lowercase o; over time this mark was transformed into the modern symbol. myEvolution
#question #mark #language #linguistics #MousePad
