Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi Electrocardiogram Fabric

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Showcase your wry medical side the next time you create and make items with this fabric featuring a normal sinus rhythm (regular heartbeat) on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the truism saying "Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi". No need to understand how to read an electrocardiogram to enjoy this tongue-in-cheek educational medical attitude fabric! Memorable fabric for anyone with a heartbeat. myHeartbeat

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Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta Alpha Bandana

Ad: Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta Alpha Bandana

Showcase your knowledge of beta and alpha in the investment world with this Wall Street signage bandana with the truism saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta and Too Little Alpha". Beta of course means volatility; alpha means abnormal returns. Make others do a double-take about your knowledge of what really goes on in the financial world called Wall Street with this bandana! myEconomics

#wall #street #sign #humor #value #Bandana

Do Not Be Fearful Or Greedy Play Duplicate Bridge Planner

Ad: Do Not Be Fearful Or Greedy Play Duplicate Bridge Planner

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge attitude with this planner featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice: "Do Not Be Fearful Or Greedy When You Play Duplicate Bridge". Memorable bridge humor saying planner for any duplicate bridge player! myBridgePlayer

Play Bridge For A Sharper Mind Four Card Suits Pocket Watch

Ad: Play Bridge For A Sharper Mind Four Card Suits Pocket Watch

Showcase your wry bridge attitude with a dose of mental sharpness with this pocket watch featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice: "Play Bridge For A Sharper Mind". Memorable pocket watch gift for any avid bridge player who needs to keep track of time! myBridgePlayer

Economics Not Matter Of Life Or Death Equilibrium Socks

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No need to be an economist or social scientist to enjoy this wry econ humor pair of socks featuring the supply-and-demand curve along with the economics truism: "Economics: Not A Matter Of Life Or Death Just A Matter Of Equilibrium". Make others do a double-take with this tongue-in-cheek yet deadly serious educational economics humor pair of socks today! myEconomics

#economics #just #matter #Socks

Warning! Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than Notepad

Ad: Warning! Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than Notepad

Have you ever tried to short a stock? Showcase your wry economics / investing sense of humor with any of these yellow diamond warning signs featuring the following truism saying about why you should not short stock: "Warning! The Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than You Can Remain Solvent". Make others do a double-take with a dose of investing signage humor today! myWarning

#warning #investor #sign #economics #markets #Notepad

Thought Process Experimentation Inside Neuron 3 Ring Binder

Ad: Thought Process Experimentation Inside Neuron 3 Ring Binder

Showcase your wry neuron / synapse attitude with this binder featuring all key anatomical parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following saying for all thinkers: "Thought Process Experimentation Inside". myPsychology

Warning! Sitting Is The New Smoking Cross-Out Sign T-Shirt

Ad: Warning! Sitting Is The New Smoking Cross-Out Sign T-Shirt

Do you or others sit around too much? Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry signage humor with this t-shirt featuring a person sitting in a chair with a cross-out sign on top along with the following sound advice: "Warning! Sitting Is The New Smoking". myWarning

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Warning! Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than Pacifier

Ad: Warning! Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than Pacifier

Have you ever tried to short a stock? Showcase your wry economics / investing sense of humor with any of these yellow diamond warning signs featuring the following truism saying about why you should not short stock: "Warning! The Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than You Can Remain Solvent". Make others do a double-take with a dose of investing signage humor today! myWarning

#warning #investor #sign #economics #markets #Pacifier

Powered By Statistics Bell Curve Stats Humor Planner

Ad: Powered By Statistics Bell Curve Stats Humor Planner

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) planner complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific planner for anyone who works with statistics. myPsychology

Dream Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Round Clock

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Do you dream statistics? No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy any of these educational statistical designs featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Dream Statistics". Make others do a double-take about the subject of probabilities and percentages with any of these memorable gifts! myStatistician

Life Runs On Its Own Cycle Krebs Cycle Humor Plaque

Ad: Life Runs On Its Own Cycle Krebs Cycle Humor Plaque

No matter what you do or how busy you are you'll enjoy wry scientific educational biochemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle). Tongue-in-cheek truism saying about life included: "Life Runs On Its Own Cycle". Make others do a double-take today about life with any of these science humor gifts! myBiochemistry

Organic Machinery Inside (Krebs Cycle) Jigsaw Puzzle

Ad: Organic Machinery Inside (Krebs Cycle) Jigsaw Puzzle

Face it - you run on the Krebs cycle also known as the tricarboxylic acid cycle or citric acid cycle. Showcase this face with this educational scientific jigsaw puzzle featuring the Krebs cycle along with the tongue-in-cheek scientific truism saying "Organic Machinery Inside"! myBiochemistry

100 Percent Organic Krebs Cycle TCAC Wrapping Paper

Ad: 100 Percent Organic Krebs Cycle TCAC Wrapping Paper

Showcase wry biochemistry humor with this "100% Organic" citric acid cycle (Kreb cycle / tricarboyxlic acid cycle) wrapping paper! Make others do a double-take on organic chemistry and energy with a dose of scientific geek attitude whenever you give a gift with this wrapping paper! myBiochemistry

Evolution Of The Eye Water Bottle

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Showcase your scientific and educational side with any of these featuring evolution of the eye. No need to be a biologist or work in the medical field to enjoy these anatomical gifts! myAnatomical

Biotechnology Is In My Genes DNA Replication Humor Apron

Ad: Biotechnology Is In My Genes DNA Replication Humor Apron

No need to work in the field of biotechnology to enjoy wry scientific humor with this all-over print apron featuring DNA replication complete with all key parts labeled along with the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take about what is going on inside of oneself with this biological truism today! myMolecularBiology

#biotechnology #genes #Apron

Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG/EKG) Large Tote Bag

Ad: Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG/EKG) Large Tote Bag

No need to be a cardiologist to know about the sinus rhythm of your heart. Enjoy wry suggestive medical humor with any of these gifts featuring an ECG/EKG heartbeat on an electrocardiogram along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm". Make others do a double-take about what you mean with scientific humor gifts today! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #sinus #rhythm #LargeToteBag

Exhaustion Is In My DNA Genetics Geek Humor Apron

Ad: Exhaustion Is In My DNA Genetics Geek Humor Apron

Are you exhausted all the time? Do you believe that there is a genetic basis for exhaustion? Showcase your wry molecular biology side with a dose of DNA replication humor with this all-over print apron featuring the saying "Exhaustion Is In My DNA". myMolecularBiology

#exhaustion #Apron

Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do Doormat

Ad: Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do Doormat

Showcase your brainy sense of humor with this door mat featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the following saying that operates as a parody on the Occupy Movement: "Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do". No need to be a teacher or philosopher to enjoy educational scientific humor with this doormat! myPsychology

Be What You Would Seem To Be Wonderland Advice Table Lamp

Ad: Be What You Would Seem To Be Wonderland Advice Table Lamp

Alice and the Duchess had a logical conversation in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Bring back logic and humor with this lamp featuring Alice and the Duchess as drawn by John Tenniel along with the Duchess's logical mindset: "Be What You Would Seem To Be". Perfect lamp for anyone who is at a crossroads and desires to be who he or she is! myPsychology

Just Chillin' (Java Duke Mascot Character) Coffee Mug

Ad: Just Chillin' (Java Duke Mascot Character) Coffee Mug

Are you an open source software developer who enjoys rest and relaxation (R&R)? Showcase your wry attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's mascot Duke sitting in a plush and comfy chair reading a book on Java code with a guitar resting on the side of the chair. Make others do a double-take on what they should be doing on the weekend with any of these "Just Chillin' " Duke gifts! Java code humor for all. No need to be a software developer or engineer to enjoy! myProgrammer

#java #mascot #duke #just #chilling #CoffeeMug

Elephants Have Best Memories Because Never Forget Fleece Blanket

Ad: Elephants Have Best Memories Because Never Forget Fleece Blanket

Which animal has the best memory? No need to be a zookeeper handling elephants or a psychologist to enjoy wry animal attitude with this fleece blanket featuring the silhouette of an elephant filled with brain folds along with the often heard saying in scientific circles -- a tautology if there ever was an explanation that was self-explanatory: "Elephants Have The Best Memories Because They Never Forget". myPsychology

Does Your Attitude Handicap You In Life? Humor Socks

Ad: Does Your Attitude Handicap You In Life? Humor Socks

No need to be either disabled or a psychologist to enjoy this transportation signage humor pair of socks featuring the disabled person sign as well as the rhetorical query "Does Your Attitude Handicap You In Life?" Make others do a double-take on their attitude toward life with this existential signage query pair of socks today! myPsychology

Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics (Bell Curve) Neck Tie

Ad: Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics (Bell Curve) Neck Tie

Statisticians psychologists social scientists and economists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a dose of bell curve humor. Comes with the normal distribution curve along with the saying that will make others do a double-take at how you think about the world: "Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics". myStatistician

Particle Physics Makes Matter A Fundamentally Face Mask

Ad: Particle Physics Makes Matter A Fundamentally Face Mask

Showcase your wry physics attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field including quarks leptons and photons along with the saying "Particle Physics Makes Matter A Fundamentally Complex Affair". Make others do a double-take with a dose of particle physics geek humor the next time you wear this face mask! myPhysics

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Duplicate Bridge Is A Scintillating Game Face Mask

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Showcase your wry duplicate bridge / bridge sense of humor with this face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge Is A Scintillating Game". Make others do a double-take at what a scintillating game the game of bridge truly is with a dose of bridge attitude whenever you utilize this cotton/polyester face mask! myBridgePlayer

Hypothesis Tester Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Ad: Hypothesis Tester Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Psychologists and statisticians who engage in hypothesis testing will enjoy this mug featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Hypothesis Tester Inside". Showcase your wry stats side with a dose of statistical attitude today! myStatistician

2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside Biology Geek Humor Throw Blanket

Ad: 2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside Biology Geek Humor Throw Blanket

Showcase your wry evolutionary side with this molecular biology attitude throw blanket featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myEvolution

#percent #neanderthal #geek #ThrowBlanket

Double To Preserve Bidding Space Four Card Suits Fabric

Ad: Double To Preserve Bidding Space Four Card Suits Fabric

Showcase wry duplicate bridge attitude the next time you create with this fabric featuring the four card suits (spade heart diamond club) along with the sound bridge advice often heard amongst bridge partners: "Double To Preserve Bidding Space". Bridge reminder fabric for anyone who has doubled when making a bridge bid and has been doubled by a bridge opponent! myBridgePlayer

Neurological Plumbing Inside (Neuron / Synapse) Towel

Ad: Neurological Plumbing Inside (Neuron / Synapse) Towel

Wry neuron / synapse humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the biological truism saying "Neurological Plumbing Inside". myAnatomical

Evolution Of Life A Timeline (Biology) Round Clock

Ad: Evolution Of Life A Timeline (Biology) Round Clock

Showcase your scientific biological side with this timeline of the evolution of life from Earth's inception to the present. Title and caption says it all for all biology fans: "Evolution Of Life A Timeline". Educational scientific attitude gifts for all evolutionary biologists! myEvolution

#evolution #life #timeline #RoundClock

Jury Trial Outcomes (Innocent Guilty Jury Verdict) Tie

Ad: Jury Trial Outcomes (Innocent Guilty Jury Verdict) Tie

No need to have done jury duty to enjoy any of these educational statistical error summarized "Jury Trial Outcomes" gifts. Featuring jury verdict versus true state. Gifts for all who know about hypothesis testing outcomes as applied to guilty or innocent verdicts in the court system! myMathematician

#statistical #error #jury #trial #outcomes #Tie

It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist (Thermodynamics) Pacifier

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No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Carnot heat engine along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day 7 Days Per Week 365 Days Per Year". Specifically these gifts feature the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude gifts for all who work in the thermodynamic sense of the word! myWork

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