Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Showcase your wry geological time attitude with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the eons epochs and periods throughout Earth's history along with the saying that says it all age geological age: "Age Is Relative". Memorable pair of slip-on sneakers for any geologist earth scientist or anyone who believes that age truly is a relative phenomenon! myEarthScience
#relative #geological #time #SlipOnSneakers
Showcase your wry geological time attitude with this throw pillow featuring the eons epochs and periods throughout Earth's history along with the saying that says it all age geological age: "Age Is Relative". Memorable throw pillow for any geologist earth scientist or anyone who believes that age truly is a relative phenomenon! myEarthScience
#relative #geological #time #ThrowPillow
Meteorologists and weather fans will enjoy this throw pillow featuring a diagram of the two jet streams on Earth along with the scientific truism caption "To Predict Weather Know Your Jet Streams". myEarthScience
#predict #weather #know #your #ThrowPillow
Showcase your wry bell curve attitude with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the normal distribution curve complete with percentages under the curve along with the saying "Statistics Both An Art & A Science". Make others do a double-take with a dose of statistical attitude today about what the discipline of statistics is all about with this slip-on sneakers! myStatistician
Statistics by any other definition is essentially the taming of randomness. Showcase this fact with this statistics humor drink mix featuring linear regression at your next event! No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! myStatistician
If your brain is constantly working you'll enjoy this pair of socks featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take before communicating with you: "Do Not Disturb Brain At Work". Classic anatomical geek humor pair of socks for anyone with a brain and who does not want to be disturbed! myWork
#disturb #brain #Socks
Showcase your wry bell curve attitude with a this educational statistical notebook featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve Gaussian curve) along with the caption "Summarizing Statistics". A statistics cheat sheet notebook for any die-hard statistician or statistics fan! myStatistician
Wry molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these biotechnology gifts featuring introns exons and the making of mature RNA. Comes with the truism saying for all who know about the splicing of life: "Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational scientific biological attitude today! myMolecularBiology
#TravelMug
Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake doughnut and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! This tie has a black background. Note: Zazzle does not print image on the entire tie: just the front part of the tie. You may want to wear black and white with this tie. Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myProgrammer
#will #code #food #android #NeckTie
Showcase your gutsy side with this tongue-in-cheek digestive system medical anatomical t-shirt! No need to be doctor to enjoy this endearing digestive humor query and saying: "What Are You Staring At? Rest Assured I've Got Guts". Educational tee for anyone with guts! myAnatomical
No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi the mathematical constant gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts! myMathematician
#irrational #transcendental #number #RoundClock
Showcase your wry neuronal sense of humor with this scarf featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Alert And Attentive Inside". Memorable biological and anatomical scarf for anyone with an attention span! myAnatomical
Showcase your love of deoxyribonucleic acid with this DNA humor gift tee! Complete with labels of all important parts including polymerase and leading and lagging strands of life. Make everyone do a double-take at this truism tee that says "Love Deoxyribonucleic Acid It's The Stuff Of Life". Perfect tee for anyone with DNA! myMolecularBiology
#acid #TShirt
Do you often experience the "flight or fight" response in your gut? Chalk it up to hormones with this anatomical medical and health humor pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the endocrine system associated with the gut along with the educational scientific truism saying "Flight Or Fight Is A Matter Of Gut Hormones". Make others do a double-take about what is happening inside of their gut when the flight or fight response occurs with these slip-on sneakers! myAnatomical
Make everyone do a double-take about fuel cells and energy when you wear this wry scientific humor gift tee featuring the adenosine triphosphate (ATP) molecule. Says: "A Different Type Of Fuel Cell Adenosine Triphosphate (ATP)". Science attitude gift for all fans of energy! myMolecularBiology
#adenosine #triphosphate #chemistry #biology #TShirt
Mathematicians will enjoy any of these gifts with the wry geek humor saying "My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence". Word play gifts on the word pi / pie featuring pi on a baked pie. Memorable philosophical gifts for all who can't help but think about pi especially when eating pie! myMathematician
#baked #TShirt
Twenty-two amino acids are naturally incorporated into polypeptides and are called proteinogenic or natural amino acids. Of these 20 are encoded by the universal genetic code. Showcase your knowledge of the genetic code for amino acids with any of these "Coded For Amino Acids" gifts. Educational scientific fun featuring amino acid code wheel including the stop codons. myMolecularBiology
#amino #acids #code #coded #JigsawPuzzle
Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge attitude with this throw pillow featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Is My Religion". Great throw pillow for any bridge player who religiously plays the great game of bridge! myBridgePlayer
When you play duplicate bridge do you frequently go over hands after the session? Showcase your wry duplicate bridge attitude with this flask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze A Hand". Make others do a double-take with a sharp observation of what some of the most astute bridge players do after playing bridge when you take a swig from this memorable bridge saying flask! myBridgePlayer
Duplicate bridge players who look for partners at the Partnership Desk before bridge tournaments will enjoy this face shield featuring the four card suits along with the bridge saying that most bridge players will agree with: "Wanted A Dependable Bridge Partner". Memorable bridge sentiment face shield for any bridge player or bridge club! myBridgePlayer
Electrocardiogram attitude is alive and well on this poster featuring a normal sinus rhythm (heartbeat) along with the following truism saying that will make other do a double-take: "Alive The Condition Of My Existence". No need to work in the medical field to enjoy! myHeartbeat
#alive #geek #humor #Poster
Showcase your wry political economy style with a dose of sound economic advice with this iPhone 13 case featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying "Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection". Memorable advice iPhone 13 case for any investor who needs a reminder on what not to do! myEconomics
#invest #iPhone13Case
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge player side with this throw pillow featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Wanted A Dependable Bridge Partner". myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry econ humor with a dose of sound economic advice with this xMas stocking featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying "Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection". Memorable saying xMas stocking for any do-it-yourself investor who needs a gentle reminder on what not to do! myEconomics
#invest #LargeChristmasStocking
No need to be a bridge teacher to understand the following advice when it comes to play bridge: "Tunnel Vision Is Dangerous When Playing Bridge". Planner features the four card suits along with sound bridge truism advice for any bridge player who understands not to be so fixated with one suit! myBridgePlayer
Do you or others sit around too much? Do a double-take with a dose of wry signage humor with this bath mat featuring a person sitting in a chair with a cross-out sign on top along with the following sound advice: "Warning! Sitting Is The New Smoking". Ponderous attitude on lifestyle choices for the next time you step into or out of the bathtub or shower! myWarning
#warning #sitting #BathroomMat
Are you a procrastinator? Warn others with a dose of wry signage attitude with this yellow diamond warning sign featuring a clock with minute hour and second hands along with the saying "Procrastinator Inside". Make other do a double-take about what you do -- i.e. put things off until later -- with this tongue-in-cheek signage binder. myWarning
#warning #sign #words #unwords #3RingBinder
Signage humor cotton/polyester face mask featuring sign of person falling down the stairs -- meaning warning of slippery steps -- along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the different paths of life that one can take: "Warning! The Stairs Of Life Can Be Slippery". myWarning
#signage #life #advice #sign #FaceMask
Are you a procrastinator? Warn others with a dose of wry signage attitude with this yellow diamond warning sign featuring a clock with minute hour and second hands along with the saying "Procrastinator Inside". Make other do a double-take about what you do -- i.e. put things off until later -- with this tongue-in-cheek signage planner. myWarning
#warning #sign #words #unwords #Planner
If you do not pay attention you'll enjoy any of these gifts that features the neuron / synapse and says the following "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Perfect gift for all who do not pay attention! myPsychology
