Saturday, February 05, 2022

What's Your Limit? Limit Function Geek Humor Scarf


Ad: What's Your Limit? Limit Function Geek Humor Scarf

Do you have limits? Let your wry math geek sense of humor shine with this scarf featuring a graph that means whenever a point x is within δ units of c f(x) is within ε units of L. Make others do a double-take with a dose of limit function attitude with this scarf! myMathematician

#math #graph #whats #your #limit #Scarf

Coded For Life (DNA Replication) Business Card


Ad: Coded For Life (DNA Replication) Business Card

Showcase your wry scientific sense of humor the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Coded For Life". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek truism humor today! myMolecularBiology

#coded #life #biology #molecular #BusinessCard

Heartbeat Life's Rhythm (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) T-Shirt


Ad: Heartbeat Life's Rhythm (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) T-Shirt

No need to work in the medical field to know what a normal heartbeat looks like on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG). Make others do a double-take with any of these "Heartbeat Life's Rhythm" gifts. Wry educational attitude gifts for all those with a heartbeat and who know about life's rhythm! myHeartbeat

#heartbeats #life #rhythm #heartbeat #TShirt

Joyful Heartbeat Inside Normal Sinus Rhythm EKG Face Mask


Ad: Joyful Heartbeat Inside Normal Sinus Rhythm EKG Face Mask

Do you have a joyful heartbeat inside of you? No need to work in the healthcare field to appreciate your heartbeat with a dose of wry geek style with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the saying "Joyful Heartbeat Inside". Memorable heartbeat attitude cotton/polyester face mask for anyone with a heartbeat to match his or her joyful personality! myHeartbeat

#joyful #heartbeat #inside #FaceMask

Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium Econ Humor Apron


Ad: Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium Econ Humor Apron

Make others do a double-take with this supply-and-demand curve all-over print apron featuring the cross-out sign along with the wry econ humor saying "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium". Let others know that financial matters are hardly in balance when it comes to your pocketbook with this educational economical truism saying all-over print apron! No need to be an economist to enjoy! myEconomics

#money #words #unwords #household #Apron

Signs Of Life Inside EMT Medical Heartbeat Humor Binder


Ad: Signs Of Life Inside EMT Medical Heartbeat Humor Binder

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry heartbeat humor with this binder featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG (electrocardiogram) along with the saying "Signs Of Life Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies within with a dose of heartbeat attitude the next time you take notes with this binder! myHeartbeat

#signs #life #inside #Binder

Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy Card Suits iPhone 13 Case


Ad: Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy Card Suits iPhone 13 Case

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with this iPhone 13 case featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy". Make others do a double-take the next time you play bridge with this memorable bridge saying iPhone case! No need to be an avid bridge player to enjoy. myBridgePlayer

intuitive bridge player inside Four Card Suits Apron


Ad: intuitive bridge player inside Four Card Suits Apron

Are you an intuitive bridge player? Do you have an instinctive feel on where the cards lie when you play the game of bridge? Showcase your thoughtful and intuitive bridge player side with this all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the saying "intuitive bridge player inside"! myBridgePlayer

Creative Interconnectedness Inside Brain Socks

Ad: Creative Interconnectedness Inside Brain Socks

Are you a creative person? Showcase this fact with this brain anatomy pair of socks featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Creative Interconnectedness Inside". No need to be a neuropsychologist to enjoy! myPsychology

Lateral Thinker Inside Brain Geek Humor Socks

Ad: Lateral Thinker Inside Brain Geek Humor Socks

Are you a lateral thinker? Do you think in a non-linear manner? Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry brainy attitude with this pair of socks featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Lateral Thinker Inside". Any creative thinker will enjoy this pair of socks! myPsychology

Warning! Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than Round Clock


Ad: Warning! Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than Round Clock

Have you ever tried to short a stock? Showcase your wry economics / investing sense of humor with this yellow diamond warning sign clock featuring the following truism saying about why you should not short stock: "Warning! The Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than You Can Remain Solvent". Make others do a double-take with a dose of investing signage humor the next time you tell time with this clock! myWarning

#warning #investor #sign #economics #markets #RoundClock

Feeling Cramped In Your Room? Wonderland Alice Fabric

Ad: Feeling Cramped In Your Room? Wonderland Alice Fabric

Add a touch of Wonderland humor and adventure the next time you create with this fabric featuring John Tenniel's vintage drawing from Alice's Adventures In Wonderland by Lewis Carroll along with the following ponderous query caption: "Feeling Cramped In Your Room?" Conversation starter fabric for anyone who feels cramped and crimped in life! myPsychology

Warning! Dynamite Inside Nitroglycerin Molecule Throw Pillow


Ad: Warning! Dynamite Inside Nitroglycerin Molecule Throw Pillow

Great throw pillow gift for anyone with a dynamite personalty! Throw pillow featuring the chemical structure of nitroglycerin the active ingredient in dynamite along with the following saying: "Warning! Dynamite Inside". No need to be taking nitroglycerin as a medication to enjoy wry geek humor with this throw pillow! myWarning

#dynamite #warning #inside #ThrowPillow

Statistics In A Nutshell Stats Cheat Sheet Binder

Ad: Statistics In A Nutshell Stats Cheat Sheet Binder

Showcase your statistical side with wry stats humor with this binder that includes the normal distribution curve cheat sheet along with the caption "Statistics In A Nutshell". Excellent conversational binder for any budding or experienced statistician -- or anyone who wants to let others know all about statistics! myStatistician

Know Your Guts Digestive System Geek Humor Slip-On Sneakers

Ad: Know Your Guts Digestive System Geek Humor Slip-On Sneakers

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry scientific humor with this anatomical attitude pair of slip-on sneakers featuring all key parts of the digestive system along with the saying "Know Your Guts". Sound advice for anyone who knows how gutsy one really is! Make everyone do a double-take with this double-entendre -- with a couple of meanings literal and figurative found in the phrase "Know Your Guts"! myPsychology

Are You Normally So Dense About Statistics? Coaster

Ad: Are You Normally So Dense About Statistics? Coaster

Showcase your wry statistical side with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution cumulative density function with standard deviation of 1.0 on a graph along with the following tongue-in-cheek rhetorical question: "Are You Normally So Dense About Statistics?" Stats geek humor gifts for all who know about the cumulative density function and who may wonder why others are not so knowledgeable about it! myStatistician

Statistics The Taming Of Randomness Stats Humor Socks

Ad: Statistics The Taming Of Randomness Stats Humor Socks

Statistics by any other definition is essentially the taming of randomness. Showcase this fact with this statistics humor pair of socks featuring linear regression today! No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy wearing this stats attitude pair of socks! myStatistician

Hypothesis Tester Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Throw Pillow

Ad: Hypothesis Tester Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Throw Pillow

Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with this throw pillow featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Hypothesis Tester Inside". myStatistician

Lipid Peroxidation Inside Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Ad: Lipid Peroxidation Inside Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Lipid peroxidation is the process in which free radicals "steal" electrons from the lipids in cell membranes and result in cell damage. Showcase your understanding of what goes on inside of cell membranes with a dose of chemical attitude with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Lipid Peroxidation Inside". myBiochemistry

My World Revolves Around Krebs (Energy Cycle) Neck Tie

Ad: My World Revolves Around Krebs (Energy Cycle) Neck Tie

Showcase your wry biochemical side with a dose of educational scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "My World Revolves Around Krebs". myBiochemistry

Trust Is A Biochemical Phenomenon (Oxytocin) Adult Apron

Ad: Trust Is A Biochemical Phenomenon (Oxytocin) Adult Apron

No need to be a chemist or biochemist to enjoy wry scientific humor with this apron featuring the chemical structure of the mammalian hormone oxytocin along with the following truism saying: "Trust Is A Biochemical Phenomenon". Make others do a double-take at the chemistry behind the feeling of trust with this geek humor apron today! myBiochemistry

If Your Life Resembles Mold Take Penicillin Large Tote Bag

Ad: If Your Life Resembles Mold Take Penicillin Large Tote Bag

No need to be working in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring the penicillin molecule. Specifically Penicillin is a group of antibiotics derived from Penicillium fungi. Penicillin antibiotics are historically significant because they are the first drugs that were effective against many previously serious diseases such as syphilis and Staphylococcus infections. These gifts include the following tongue-in-cheek brain teaser saying: "If Your Life Resembles Mold Take Penicillin". Make others do a double-take about exactly what you mean with any of these chemical molecule humor gifts! Gag gifts for anyone with moldy lives! myBiochemistry

Sleep Deprivation Is Part Of The Territory Business Card

Ad: Sleep Deprivation Is Part Of The Territory Business Card

If you work long hours at doing whatever you are doing -- whether it be full-time student or neurosurgeon -- you'll enjoy this wry anatomical and physiological business cards featuring all of the symptoms of sleep deprivation. Comes with the truism saying that will make others do a double-take at your next introduction: "Sleep Deprivation Is Part Of The Territory"! myAnatomical

VIP Thought Neuron Synapse Neurotransmitter Humor Table Lamp

Ad: VIP Thought Neuron Synapse Neurotransmitter Humor Table Lamp

Do you have a VIP (very important person) thought from time to time? Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with this lamp featuring a neuron / synapse. Comes complete with all important anatomical labels of a neuron. Tongue-in-cheek scientific educational lamp for anyone with very important thoughts inside of themselves! myAnatomical

Creative Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Round Clock


Ad: Creative Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Round Clock

Showcase your wry creative side with this molecular biology attitude clock featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Creative Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take at where you get your creative bent the next time you tell time with this clock! myMolecularBiology

#creative #genes #inside #genetics #RoundClock

Are You Leading Or Lagging In The Strands Of Life? Fabric


Ad: Are You Leading Or Lagging In The Strands Of Life? Fabric

DNA humor is alive and well on this fabric featuring DNA replication along with the following rhetorical question that will make everyone do a double-take on thinking about the leading strand and the lagging strand in life: "Are You Leading Or Lagging In The Strands Of Life?" Wry molecular biology attitude for anyone who ponders about where he or she might be in the grand scheme of life on this fabric for the next time you create! myMolecularBiology

#genes #molecular #biology #Fabric

Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA (Genes) Throw Pillow


Ad: Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA (Genes) Throw Pillow

Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with this throw pillow featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA". myMolecularBiology

#genes #words #unwords #ThrowPillow

What Does Your Electrocardiogram Look Like? T-Shirt


Ad: What Does Your Electrocardiogram Look Like? T-Shirt

No need to work in the medical field to know what an electrocardiogram looks like. Make others do a double-take with this tee featuring an actual electrocardiogram (with identity blocked out) along with the query "What Does Your Electrocardiogram Look Like?" Wry educational health and medicine humor for all with a heartbeat! myHeartbeat

#medical #medicine #TShirt

Friday, February 04, 2022

Are You At The Centromere Or Telomere Of Life? Socks


Ad: Are You At The Centromere Or Telomere Of Life? Socks

Showcase your wry telomeric sense of humor with this pair of socks featuring "Are You At The Centromere Or Telomere Of Life?" Memorable existential geek humor query pair of socks for any cell/molecular biologist or biology teacher who ponders! myMolecularBiology

#centromere #Socks

Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life Mouse Pad

Ad: Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life Mouse Pad

Showcase your environmental sustainability / environmental economics message with this mousepad featuring a deforested landscape along with the following truism: "Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life With Limited Common Resources". Make others do a double-take about the problem of deforestation today with a dose of intelligent environmental attitude with a nod to Garret Hardin's discussion of problems that cannot be solved by technical means. myEcology

Logic Matrices Inside Boolean Logic Geek Humor Fabric

Ad: Logic Matrices Inside Boolean Logic Geek Humor Fabric

Logicians and mathematicians will enjoy this fabric featuring Boolean logic along with the truism caption "Logic Matrices Inside". Memorable psychological geek humor fabric for any creator with a logical mindset! myPsychology

Founder Effect A Special Case Of Genetic Drift Fabric

Ad: Founder Effect A Special Case Of Genetic Drift Fabric

Showcase your knowledge of biology ecology and evolution the next time you create and make items with this scientific attitude fabric featuring "Founder Effect A Special Case Of Genetic Drift". Memorable evolutionary biology attitude fabric for any entrepreneur or scientist. myEcology

Particle Physics Makes Matter A Fundamentally Planner


Ad: Particle Physics Makes Matter A Fundamentally Planner

Showcase your wry physics attitude with this planner featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field including quarks leptons and photons along with the saying "Particle Physics Makes Matter A Fundamentally Complex Affair". Do a double-take with a dose of particle physics geek humor today with this planner! myPhysics

#particle #physics #makes #matter #Planner

Normality Eludes Me Bell Curve Stats Geek Humor Fabric

Ad: Normality Eludes Me Bell Curve Stats Geek Humor Fabric

If the term normality does not fit you you'll enjoy this statistics attitude fabric featuring the saying "Normality Eludes Me". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational statistical humor with this bell curve (Gaussian curve normal distribution curve) geek humor fabric the next time you create. myPsychology