Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Showcase your wry particle physics sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field completely with quarks leptons photons and the Higgs boson along with the following truism saying from a quantum perspective: "Life Is Nothing But A Molasses Of Matter". myPhysics
#life #nothing #buta #molasses #TShirt
Showcase your wry physics attitude with this mug featuring the Doppler effect the change in frequency of a wave (or other periodic event) for an observer moving relative to its source. Make others do a double-take about what they should be doing in life with the following tongue-in-cheek physics saying that any physics teacher can relate to: "Do Not Let Life Pass By You Study Physics". myPhysics
#pass #TwoToneCoffeeMug
Infamous quote by J. Robert Oppenheimer in reference to the Trinity test in New Mexico where the first atomic bomb was detonated. Quote comes from the Bhagavad Gita: "If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. Now I am become Death the destroyer of worlds." No need to be a theoretical physicist to enjoy this historical quote by the scientific director of the Manhattan Project the World War II project that developed the first nuclear weapons! myPhysics
#robert #oppenheimer #bhagavad #TShirt
Quantum physicists will enjoy this planner featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the saying "Quantum Physicist Inside". Includes quarks leptons photons and the Higgs boson. Make others do a double-take with a dose of particle physics attitude with this planner featuring what matter at the sub-atomic level is all about! myPhysics
#quantum #physicist #inside #words #Planner
Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with any of these anatomical gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent reflective fun today! myPsychology
Showcase your wry ribonucleic acid attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of RNA along with the following saying: "RNA The Other Nucleic Acid". Make others do a double-take at the biochemical world of RNA today! myBiochemistry
Are you frequently lost in a world of chess? Avid chess players who concentrate very hard on the game of chess will enjoy this wry chess saying pair of socks featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Lost In A World Of Chess". Make others do a double-take at where you truly are when you play chess with this memorable chess attitude pair of socks! myChess
No need to be a Grandmaster or chess teacher to enjoy this chess truism quote which says the following: "Strategy Requires Thought - Tactics Require Observation". Includes reflective chess set design. Chess attitude fabric for any chess player who loves chess strategy and who observes carefully at the chessboard when playing chess! myChess
If you wonder about age and ageism the discrimination against age you'll enjoy wry geological time / geological age humor on any of these gifts featuring Earth's historical timeline in terms of epochs eons and periods along with the truism saying "Ageism Should Never Affect A Person In The Present". Double-entendre saying with a dose of earth science attitude for fans of Earth's history -- at any age! myEarthScience
#geology #words #unwords #geological #Keychain
Showcase your wry evolutionary side with this molecular biology attitude door mat featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who a portion of our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myEvolution
#percent #neanderthal #geek #Doormat
No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Carnot heat engine along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day 7 Days Per Week 365 Days Per Year". Specifically these gifts feature the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude gifts for all who work in the thermodynamic sense of the word! myWork
#carnot #heat #engine #thermodynamics #second #RoundClock
Are you a statistical anomaly? Showcase your wry stats geek sense of humor with this tee featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the "I Am Here" call-out and the saying "Statistical Anomaly Inside". Make others do a double-take at what a six-sigma event you truly are with this statistical humor t-shirt! No need to be a statistician to enjoy! myStatistician
Showcase your wry Android software developer side with any of these gifts featuring Bugdroid with each letter in a shout-out position that says the following: "Will Code For Gear". Veterans of hackathons will enjoy any of these Bugdroid saying gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myProgrammer
#software #developer #code #bugdroid #JigsawPuzzle
Mathematicians will enjoy this all-over print apron with the wry geek humor saying "My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence". Word play apron on the word pi / pie featuring pi on a baked pie. Memorable philosophical all-over print apron for anyone who can't help but think about pi especially when eating pie! myMathematician
#baked #Apron
Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this anatomical psychological bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying -- especially apropos for anyone who lives an exceedingly busy life and can't think at times: "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore". Make others do a double-take with this educational scientific anatomical bandana today! No need to be a neurosurgeon or psychologist to enjoy! myAnatomical
Forensic scientists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Deoxyribonucleic Acid Fingerprint Of The 21st Century". myMolecularBiology
#forensic #science #acid #fingerprint #RoundClock
If you play duplicate bridge you'll enjoy wry bridge humor with this scarf featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge - The Only Game Where Being Average Is A Good Result". Make others do a double-take at the concept of average and getting to an average game in the world of bridge with this memorable bridge saying scarf! myBridgePlayer
If you have ever had a bridge partner who bid wildly at the bridge table you will enjoy this bridge humor iPhone 13 case. Design features all four card suits (heart club diamond spade) along with the query that a declarer often says to dummy "Where's The Hand You Held In Bidding?" Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude with this iPhone 13 case! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry probabilistic bridge player side with this bandana featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Weigh Your Probabilities Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of sound bridge advice the next time you play bridge when you wear this bandana! myBridgePlayer
Is a heartbeat rhythm music to your ears? Showcase wry humor with this electrocardiogram ECG/EKG heartbeat cotton/polyester face mask featuring the saying "Life's Music Found Inside". No need to work in the or healthcare profession or be interested in music to enjoy the sound of your own heartbeat! Make others do a double-take with educational heartbeat fun with this cotton/polyester face mask! myHeartbeat
#heartbeat #rhythm #inside #cardiology #FaceMask
Duplicate bridge players hungry for bridge will enjoy this wry bridge humor bandana featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge attitude at your next bridge game with this memorable bridge saying bandana! myBridgePlayer
Inventor and genius Nikola Tesla triumphed over Thomas Edison. Inventor of the radio Tesla essentially was the father of today's wireless world. Showcase your Tesla spirit with any of these quotable quote gifts that say "The economic transmission of power without wires is of all-surpassing importance to man." myEconomics
#nikola #tesla #genius #polymath #wireless #PinbackButton
If the term normality does not fit you you'll enjoy any of these statistics attitude gifts featuring the saying "Normality Eludes Me". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational statistical humor with these bell curve (Gaussian curve normal distribution curve) gifts. No need to be a statistician to enjoy! myPsychology
Signage humor planner featuring sign of person falling down the stairs -- meaning warning of slippery steps -- along with the following truism saying that will make you do a double-take on the different paths of life that one can take: "Warning! The Stairs Of Life Can Be Slippery". myWarning
#signage #life #advice #sign #Planner
Chess players who love to take naps will enjoy snoozing on this throw pillow that comes with a reflective chess set along with the following chess advice: "Get The Rhythm Play Chess". myChess
If you feel fragmented and confused at the end of the day you'll enjoy this wry anatomical geek humor bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside". myWarning
#warning #mind #inside #words #Bandana
Anatomical brain humor is alive and well on this fabric featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Sometimes I Wonder Where My Mind Is". Memorable geek humor fabric for any maker who is absent-minded or temporarily misplaces his or her mind from time to time! myPsychology
No need to be an avid chess player to understand how deep the game of chess can be. Showcase your wry chess attitude with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring a reflective chess set and the following Indian proverb: "Chess is a sea in which a gnat may drink and an elephant may bathe". Make others do a double-take about the deep intellectual game of chess with this chess metaphor pair of slip-on sneakers! myChess
Showcase your brainy side with this pair of socks featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "An Open Mind Is Key To Communication". Memorable pair of socks for anyone who has an open mind! myPsychology
Showcase your wry chess player side with a dose of chess humor with this notebook featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "Life Is Not Long Enough To Master The Game Of Chess". myChess
Showcase your wry chess player side with this binder featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about the game of chess: "Stalemated By The Game Of Chess". Classic geek humor binder for anyone who feels stalemated at the chessboard! myChess
"Think Linear" with this statistical attitude tee. No need to be a statistician -- although it might help -- to understand eyeball linear regression. Showcase your statistical geek sense of humor today! Memorable t-shirt for anyone who thinks in linear terms! myStatistician
Do you take vitamin C daily? Showcase wry chemistry attitude with this biochemical attitude pair of socks featuring the chemical molecule ascorbic acid also known as Vitamin C. Comes with the scientific saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid". Make others do a double-take with this educational chemistry truism pair of socks! No need to work in the medical field or be a healthy person to enjoy. myBiochemistry
No need to be a biochemist or organic chemist to enjoy wry Krebs cycle humor with this citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) planner featuring the following saying: "Citric Acid Cycle Machinery Embedded Within". Make others do a double-take on what they are powered by with a dose of educational scientific fun with this planner! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry cerebral sense of humor with a dose of anatomical fun with this bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Just Call Me Cerebral". No need to be a brain surgeon or philosopher or psychologist to enjoy pensive geek humor today with this bandana! myAnatomical
