Ageism Should Never Affect A Person In The Present Keychain

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If you wonder about age and ageism the discrimination against age you'll enjoy wry geological time / geological age humor on any of these gifts featuring Earth's historical timeline in terms of epochs eons and periods along with the truism saying "Ageism Should Never Affect A Person In The Present". Double-entendre saying with a dose of earth science attitude for fans of Earth's history -- at any age! myEarthScience

#geology #words #unwords #geological #Keychain

2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside Biology Geek Humor Doormat

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Showcase your wry evolutionary side with this molecular biology attitude door mat featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who a portion of our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myEvolution

#percent #neanderthal #geek #Doormat

It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist (Thermodynamics) Round Clock

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No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Carnot heat engine along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day 7 Days Per Week 365 Days Per Year". Specifically these gifts feature the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude gifts for all who work in the thermodynamic sense of the word! myWork

#carnot #heat #engine #thermodynamics #second #RoundClock

Statistical Anomaly Inside (Bell Curve I Am Here) T-Shirt

Ad: Statistical Anomaly Inside (Bell Curve I Am Here) T-Shirt

Are you a statistical anomaly? Showcase your wry stats geek sense of humor with this tee featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the "I Am Here" call-out and the saying "Statistical Anomaly Inside". Make others do a double-take at what a six-sigma event you truly are with this statistical humor t-shirt! No need to be a statistician to enjoy! myStatistician

Will Code For Gear (Bugdroid Software Developer) Jigsaw Puzzle

Ad: Will Code For Gear (Bugdroid Software Developer) Jigsaw Puzzle

Showcase your wry Android software developer side with any of these gifts featuring Bugdroid with each letter in a shout-out position that says the following: "Will Code For Gear". Veterans of hackathons will enjoy any of these Bugdroid saying gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myProgrammer

#software #developer #code #bugdroid #JigsawPuzzle

My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence Apron

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Mathematicians will enjoy this all-over print apron with the wry geek humor saying "My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence". Word play apron on the word pi / pie featuring pi on a baked pie. Memorable philosophical all-over print apron for anyone who can't help but think about pi especially when eating pie! myMathematician

#baked #Apron

Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore Anatomical Humor Bandana

Ad: Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore Anatomical Humor Bandana

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this anatomical psychological bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying -- especially apropos for anyone who lives an exceedingly busy life and can't think at times: "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore". Make others do a double-take with this educational scientific anatomical bandana today! No need to be a neurosurgeon or psychologist to enjoy! myAnatomical

Deoxyribonucleic Acid Fingerprint Of 21st Century Round Clock

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Forensic scientists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Deoxyribonucleic Acid Fingerprint Of The 21st Century". myMolecularBiology

#forensic #science #acid #fingerprint #RoundClock

Duplicate Bridge Only Game Where Being Average Scarf

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If you play duplicate bridge you'll enjoy wry bridge humor with this scarf featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge - The Only Game Where Being Average Is A Good Result". Make others do a double-take at the concept of average and getting to an average game in the world of bridge with this memorable bridge saying scarf! myBridgePlayer

Where's The Hand You Held In Bidding? Bridge Humor iPhone 13 Case

Ad: Where's The Hand You Held In Bidding? Bridge Humor iPhone 13 Case

If you have ever had a bridge partner who bid wildly at the bridge table you will enjoy this bridge humor iPhone 13 case. Design features all four card suits (heart club diamond spade) along with the query that a declarer often says to dummy "Where's The Hand You Held In Bidding?" Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude with this iPhone 13 case! myBridgePlayer

Weigh Your Probabilities Play Bridge Card Suits Bandana

Ad: Weigh Your Probabilities Play Bridge Card Suits Bandana

Showcase your wry probabilistic bridge player side with this bandana featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Weigh Your Probabilities Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of sound bridge advice the next time you play bridge when you wear this bandana! myBridgePlayer

Life's Music Found Inside ECG Electrocardiogram Face Mask

Ad: Life's Music Found Inside ECG Electrocardiogram Face Mask

Is a heartbeat rhythm music to your ears? Showcase wry humor with this electrocardiogram ECG/EKG heartbeat cotton/polyester face mask featuring the saying "Life's Music Found Inside". No need to work in the or healthcare profession or be interested in music to enjoy the sound of your own heartbeat! Make others do a double-take with educational heartbeat fun with this cotton/polyester face mask! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #rhythm #inside #cardiology #FaceMask

Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food 4 Card Suits Bandana

Ad: Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food 4 Card Suits Bandana

Duplicate bridge players hungry for bridge will enjoy this wry bridge humor bandana featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge attitude at your next bridge game with this memorable bridge saying bandana! myBridgePlayer

Nikola Tesla Economic Transmission Of Power Pinback Button

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Inventor and genius Nikola Tesla triumphed over Thomas Edison. Inventor of the radio Tesla essentially was the father of today's wireless world. Showcase your Tesla spirit with any of these quotable quote gifts that say "The economic transmission of power without wires is of all-surpassing importance to man." myEconomics

#nikola #tesla #genius #polymath #wireless #PinbackButton

Normality Eludes Me (Statistics Humor) Beer Stein

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If the term normality does not fit you you'll enjoy any of these statistics attitude gifts featuring the saying "Normality Eludes Me". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational statistical humor with these bell curve (Gaussian curve normal distribution curve) gifts. No need to be a statistician to enjoy! myPsychology

Warning! The Stairs Of Life Can Be Slippery Planner

Ad: Warning! The Stairs Of Life Can Be Slippery Planner

Signage humor planner featuring sign of person falling down the stairs -- meaning warning of slippery steps -- along with the following truism saying that will make you do a double-take on the different paths of life that one can take: "Warning! The Stairs Of Life Can Be Slippery". myWarning

#signage #life #advice #sign #Planner

Get The Rhythm Play Chess Reflective Chess Set Throw Pillow

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Chess players who love to take naps will enjoy snoozing on this throw pillow that comes with a reflective chess set along with the following chess advice: "Get The Rhythm Play Chess". myChess

Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside Brain Humor Bandana

Ad: Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside Brain Humor Bandana

If you feel fragmented and confused at the end of the day you'll enjoy this wry anatomical geek humor bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside". myWarning

#warning #mind #inside #words #Bandana

Sometimes I Wonder Where My Mind Is Brain Humor Fabric

Ad: Sometimes I Wonder Where My Mind Is Brain Humor Fabric

Anatomical brain humor is alive and well on this fabric featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Sometimes I Wonder Where My Mind Is". Memorable geek humor fabric for any maker who is absent-minded or temporarily misplaces his or her mind from time to time! myPsychology

Chess Is A Sea In Which Gnat May Drink Elephant Slip-On Sneakers

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No need to be an avid chess player to understand how deep the game of chess can be. Showcase your wry chess attitude with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring a reflective chess set and the following Indian proverb: "Chess is a sea in which a gnat may drink and an elephant may bathe". Make others do a double-take about the deep intellectual game of chess with this chess metaphor pair of slip-on sneakers! myChess

An Open Mind Is Key To Communication Brain Psyche Socks

Ad: An Open Mind Is Key To Communication Brain Psyche Socks

Showcase your brainy side with this pair of socks featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "An Open Mind Is Key To Communication". Memorable pair of socks for anyone who has an open mind! myPsychology

Life Is Not Long Enough To Master Game Of Chess Notebook

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Showcase your wry chess player side with a dose of chess humor with this notebook featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "Life Is Not Long Enough To Master The Game Of Chess". myChess

Stalemated By The Game Of Chess Geek Humor 3 Ring Binder

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Showcase your wry chess player side with this binder featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about the game of chess: "Stalemated By The Game Of Chess". Classic geek humor binder for anyone who feels stalemated at the chessboard! myChess

Think Linear (Linear Regression Statistics) T-Shirt

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"Think Linear" with this statistical attitude tee. No need to be a statistician -- although it might help -- to understand eyeball linear regression. Showcase your statistical geek sense of humor today! Memorable t-shirt for anyone who thinks in linear terms! myStatistician

This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid Vitamin C Socks

Ad: This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid Vitamin C Socks

Do you take vitamin C daily? Showcase wry chemistry attitude with this biochemical attitude pair of socks featuring the chemical molecule ascorbic acid also known as Vitamin C. Comes with the scientific saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid". Make others do a double-take with this educational chemistry truism pair of socks! No need to work in the medical field or be a healthy person to enjoy. myBiochemistry

Citric Acid Cycle Machinery Embedded Within Krebs Planner

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No need to be a biochemist or organic chemist to enjoy wry Krebs cycle humor with this citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) planner featuring the following saying: "Citric Acid Cycle Machinery Embedded Within". Make others do a double-take on what they are powered by with a dose of educational scientific fun with this planner! myBiochemistry

Just Call Me Cerebral Brain Anatomy Humor Bandana

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Showcase your wry cerebral sense of humor with a dose of anatomical fun with this bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Just Call Me Cerebral". No need to be a brain surgeon or philosopher or psychologist to enjoy pensive geek humor today with this bandana! myAnatomical

Cardiologists Just Go With The Flow Circulation Planner

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Showcase your wry anatomical attitude with this medical humor planner featuring all key arteries and veins of the circulatory system along with the following truism saying about cardiologists: "Cardiologists Just Go With The Flow". myAnatomical

Life Is A Matter Of Gut Feeling Anatomical Humor Socks

Ad: Life Is A Matter Of Gut Feeling Anatomical Humor Socks

Make others do a double-take about life and the meaning of life with this anatomical humor pair of socks featuring the endocrine glands of the gut (part of the endocrine system) along with the biological truism saying "Life Is A Matter Of Gut Feeling". Memorable educational medical and anatomical humor pair of socks for anyone with gut feeling! myAnatomical

Are You Leading Or Lagging In The Strands Of Life? Face Mask

Ad: Are You Leading Or Lagging In The Strands Of Life? Face Mask

DNA humor is alive and well on this cotton/polyester face mask featuring DNA replication along with the following rhetorical question that will make everyone do a double-take on thinking about the leading strand and the lagging strand in life: "Are You Leading Or Lagging In The Strands Of Life?" Wry molecular biology attitude face mask for anyone who ponders about where he or she might be in the grand scheme of life! myMolecularBiology

#genes #molecular #biology #FaceMask

Coded To Start And Stop Codon Wheel Biology Humor Scarf

Ad: Coded To Start And Stop Codon Wheel Biology Humor Scarf

No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy wry molecular biology attitude with this scarf featuring a codon wheel along with the saying "Coded To Start & Stop". Make others do a double-take about what you are referring to with a dose of wry educational scientific humor today! myMolecularBiology

#coded #start #stop #Scarf

Strong Rhythm Inside (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) T-Shirt

Ad: Strong Rhythm Inside (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) T-Shirt

No need to be in love to have a strong heartbeat. Showcase your "Strong Rhythm Inside" with a dose of health humor with this tee featuring a heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG). Make others do a double-take at the strong rhythm inside of you with this educational medical attitude saying tee! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #strong #rhythm #inside #TShirt

Resilient Genes Inside DNA Replication Biology Planner

Ad: Resilient Genes Inside DNA Replication Biology Planner

If you have lots of resilience (i.e. ability to overcome setbacks) perhaps you attribute this fact to your genetic disposition. Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with this planner featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Resilient Genes Inside". myMolecularBiology

#resilience #words #unwords #Planner

Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG/EKG) Magnet

Ad: Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG/EKG) Magnet

No need to be a cardiologist to know about the sinus rhythm of your heart. Enjoy wry suggestive medical humor with any of these gifts featuring an ECG/EKG heartbeat on an electrocardiogram along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm". Make others do a double-take about what you mean with scientific humor gifts today! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #sinus #rhythm #Magnet