Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Let your wry statistical side shine with this binder featuring the bell curve along with the saying that says it all for anyone exceptional: "Statistical Outlier Inside". Includes the call-out "I Am Here" way past three standard deviations from the mean. Great binder gift for anyone who's a statistical outlier! myStatistician
No need to be a biologist or paleontologist to enjoy biological evolution humor with this face shield featuring various hominids / hominoids (including ourselves) along with the scientific query that gets others to think about their biological ancestry: "Are We Just Dead Clades Walking?" No need to be into cladistics to enjoy! myEvolution
#dead #clades #hominids #homo #sapiens #FaceShield
Statisticians psychologists economists scientists social scientists and anyone who works with statistics will enjoy this cotton/polyester face mask featuring bell curve (normal distribution curve) attitude. Includes the bell curve complete with percentages under the curve along with the following saying that will make statisticians and non-statisticians alike do a double-take: "Showcase Your Statistical Significance Do Statistics". Memorable educational statistical significance humor cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who knows about calculating probabilities! myStatistician
Make others do a double-take about the type of work that is being done during a bridge game with this matchbox featuring the four card suits and the wry saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Bridge humor matchbox for anyone who understands that bridge is more important than work and can consume a lot of time away from their occupation! myWork
#duplicate #bridge #game #Matchboxes
Anyone who has worked or lived in the software industry for a long time will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek molecular biology attitude mug featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on your genetic propensity for software: "Software DNA Inside". myMolecularBiology
#molecular #biologist #software #engineer #words #TwoToneCoffeeMug
Showcase your wry neuronal sense of humor with this throw pillow featuring all anatomical parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Neurological Plumbing Inside". Perfect geek humor throw pillow for any thinker! myAnatomical
No need to be a feminist to appreciate this mousepad featuring a portrait of Ada Lovelace "World's First Computer Programmer". She was an English mathematician and writer chiefly known for her work on Charles Babbage's early mechanical general-purpose computer the Analytical Engine. Her notes on the engine include what is recognized as the first algorithm intended to be processed by a machine. myProgrammer
#worlds #first #computer #programmer #words #MousePad
No need to be a gastroenterologist or work in the medical field to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a diagram of the digestive system complete with all key labels. Comes with the scientific truism saying "My Gutsy Moves Begin With Peristalsis". Make others do a double-take with a dose of gutsy science humor today! myAnatomical
No need to be a biologist or molecular biologist to understand the role that gene expression plays in developmental biology -- and by extension in the development of one's life. Ask yourself and others this wry scientific query: "What Is Your Life's Blueprint?" Featuring the homeobox gene expression from the fruit fly -- also known as Drosophila melanogaster. Hox genes (i.e. homeobox genes) encode transcription factors that typically switch on cascades of other genes. Make others do a double-take and be thoughtful about how they are developing in life with any of these ponderous scientific humor gifts! myMolecularBiology
#homeobox #genes #genetics #CoffeeMug
Showcase your probabilistic attitude with this poster featuring the "Probability Mass Function Of Sum Of Two Dice". myMathematician
#probability #mass #function #Poster
Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge humor with this bridge attitude bandana featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice: "Be Systematic Play Bridge". Memorable bridge humor saying bandana for any avid bridge player or bridge teacher!'' myBridgePlayer
No need to work in the medical field to know what an electrocardiogram looks like. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring an actual electrocardiogram (with identity blocked out) along with the query "What Does Your Electrocardiogram Look Like?" Wry educational health and medicine humor for all with a heartbeat! myHeartbeat
#medical #medicine #NeckTie
Showcase your wry duplicate bridge humor side with this polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Is A Bayesian Game". No need to be a mathematician or statistician to enjoy calculating probabilities at the bridge table. Make others do a double-take and think in Bayesian terms with this polyester face mask! myBridgePlayer
If you are an economist or economics major you'll enjoy introducing yourself with any of these gifts featuring these business cards with linear regression and "Okun's Rule Of Them" which states that a 1% increase in the unemployment rate is associated with a 2% decrease in GDP. myEconomics
#economist #regression #okuns #rule #BusinessCard
No need to be a tornado watcher to enjoy wry meteorological attitude with any of these gifts featuring vortex sound generation. Showcase your tongue-in-cheek tornado-like attitude with any of these advice warning gifts: "Warning! Vortex Sound Generated Inside". myWarning
#vortex #sound #generation #tornado #inside #CakeTopper
Do you aspire to the rank of Grandmaster? Showcase your wry chess attitude and dedication to the game with this "Future Grandmaster" pair of socks complete with reflective chess set. Perfect chess saying pair of socks for any serious chess player! myChess
Avid chess players and chess teachers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following sound chess advice: "Think Before You Act Play Chess". It's no secret that chess players devote a fair amount of time to introspection and thought about which move to play next. Showcase your chess attitude to chess players and non-chess players alike with a dose of philosophical attitude with these memorable chess saying gifts! myChess
Showcase your wry brainy side with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on the kind of day that you're having: "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside". myWarning
#warning #mind #inside #words #Notepad
Those who learn to think at the chess table will enjoy this chess attitude scarf featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess saying: Think (Chess) - Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life. Memorable philosophical attitude scarf for any avid chess player who understands NOT to be a pawn in the game of life! myChess
Showcase your wry stats attitude with this stats advice bandana featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the following saying: "Knowledge Is Power Do Statistics". Memorable stats saying bandana for any statistician! myPsychology
Showcase your wry attitude toward the game of chess with this polyester face mask featuring a reflective chess set along with the following quirky chess truism saying "Play Chess It's The Only Game Where One Can Go From Pawn To Queen". Memorable polyester face mask for any avid chess player! myChess
Avid chess player and chess teachers will enjoy this fabric featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess truism saying: "Develop Your Intellectual Prowess Play Chess". Make others do a double-take at what the game of chess can develop in people with a dose of intelligent humor the next time your create with this fabric! myChess
Those who learn to think at the chess table will enjoy this chess attitude watch featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess saying: Think (Chess) - Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life. Perfect watch for any avid chess player who understands NOT to be a pawn in the game of life! Philosophical thoughtful truism and intelligent chess saying watch for any ponderous time teller. myChess
Statisticians economists psychologists and social scientists who think in terms of hypothesis testing and statistics will enjoy wearing this hat featuring linear regression along with the saying "Just Think Linear Regression". Educational statistical geek attitude hat for anyone who does statistics! myStatistician
Do you feel saturated by life? Are you saturated by chemistry? Showcase your wry geek side with this tongue-in-cheek biochemistry / chemistry tote bag featuring a graph of the substrate concentration versus the reaction rate. Caption says it all: "Are You Saturated Yet?" Make others do a double-take with this enzyme kinetics humor tote bag today! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry bell curve attitude with this door mat featuring the normal distribution curve complete with percentages under the curve along with the saying "Statistics Both An Art & A Science". Make others do a double-take with a dose of statistical attitude today about what the discipline of statistics is all about with this doormat! myStatistician
Let your wry chocolate geek attitude shine on this paper plate featuring the chemical molecule structure of theobromine the active ingredient in the "food of the gods". Memorable paper plates at your next party or chocolate fan event! myBiochemistry
No need to be a neurosurgeon or neuroscientist to enjoy this bandana featuring an illustration of the human brain by Renaissance genius scientist and artist Leonardo da Vinci. Title of da Vinci's infamous work is known as "Study Of Brain Physiology" and is circa 1508. myAnatomical
Do you feel like an ant at times? Especially a worker ant? Showcase your biological sense of humor with this anatomical design featuring ant anatomy with the saying "Worker Ant Inside". Make others do a double-take about how you feel in life with this educational entomological attitude planner! myAnatomical
Do you feel like an ant at times? Especially a worker ant? Showcase your biological sense of humor with this anatomical design featuring ant anatomy with the saying "Worker Ant Inside". Make others do a double-take about how you feel in life with this educational entomological attitude scarf! myAnatomical
Emergency medical technicians -- and anyone who works in the medical profession -- will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the caption "EMT Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you do with a dose of wry medical technology humor today! myHeartbeat
#inside #words #unwords #TShirt
Make others do a double-take with a dose of heartbeat humor with this planner featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the following saying: "Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi". No need to work in the medical field to enjoy! myHeartbeat
#sinus #rhythm #Planner
Celebrate your own or a loved one's birthday with a dose of wry medical humor with this scarf featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat". Make others do a double-take with a dose of ECG/EKG attitude today -- no matter what age you are! myHeartbeat
#heartbeat #words #unwords #Scarf
No need to work in the medical field to know what a normal heartbeat looks like on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG). Make others do a double-take with this normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram bandana along the saying "Heartbeat Life's Rhythm". Wry educational attitude bandana for anyone with a heartbeat and for anyone who knows about life's rhythm! myHeartbeat
#heartbeats #life #rhythm #heartbeat #Bandana
No need to work in a lab or in quality assurance to enjoy wry biotechnology humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication with detailed labels of all key parts along with the scientific truism saying "Quality DNA Inside". Tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor for anyone with quality deoxyribonucleic acid inside of themselves! myMolecularBiology
#quality #inside #assurance #WrappingPaper
