Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Avid chess players who feel happy when playing chess will enjoy this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring a reflective chess set along with following chess saying: "Happiness Is An Endless Chess Game". Make others do a double-take on what truly makes you happy with this chess humor pair of slip-on sneakers! myChess
Showcase your knowledge of statistics and standard deviation with a dose of educational stats humor with this made-to-order scarf featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within Three Standard Deviations From The Mean". Memorable statistical attitude scarf for anyone who falls within three standard deviations from the mean! myStatistician
Showcase your knowledge of statistics and standard deviation with a dose of educational stats humor with this made-to-order iPhone 13 case featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within Three Standard Deviations From The Mean". Memorable statistical attitude iPhone 13 case for anyone who falls within three standard deviations from the mean! myStatistician
Showcase your knowledge of statistics and standard deviation with a dose of educational stats humor with this bandana featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within Three Standard Deviations From The Mean". Memorable statistical attitude bandana for anyone who falls within three standard deviations from the mean! myStatistician
Statistical probabilistic humor is found on this polyester face mask featuring the infamous Monty Hall problem of three doors and one goat behind one door along with the following saying: "Life Is A Monty Hall Problem". Great polyester face mask for anyone with a quirky statistical geek attitude toward life's probabilities! myStatistician
Face it -- you are powered by glucose. Showcase this scientific truism with this chemical molecule matchbox featuring the glucose molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose". Make others do a double-take at exactly what a simple sugar molecule looks like with this matchbox! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry anatomical brain side with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Brain Mindset Inside". No need to be a neurologist neurosurgeon or psychology to enjoy! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry anatomical sense of humor about learning the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the different parts of the human brain complete with labels along with the saying "Neuroplasticity Embedded Within". myAnatomical
Is there love in your heartbeat? Showcase your wry medical sense of humor with this electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) sinus rhythm bandana featuring the saying in Love Letters font "Love Is In My Heartbeat". Make others do a double-take at how much love there is inside of you today with this heartbeat humor bandana! myHeartbeat
#love #words #Bandana
Telomeres are life's end caps. No need to be a biologist or molecular biologist to enjoy this telomere chromosome design with the saying "Think About Life's End Caps". Wry intelligent humor puzzle for anyone who knows about the important function of telomeres -- serving as end caps of life! myMolecularBiology
#telomeres #centromere #chromosome #caps #JigsawPuzzle
Showcase your wry medical side with this scarf featuring a sinus rhythm (regular heartbeat) on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the truism saying "Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi". No need to understand how to read an electrocardiogram to enjoy this tongue-in-cheek educational medical attitude scarf! Not just for those who work in the medical field! myHeartbeat
#heartbeat #modus #operandi #Scarf
Showcase your wry electrocardiogram attitude with this clock featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the following truism saying for anyone with a heartbeat: "Sustained Heartbeat Inside". myHeartbeat
#sustained #RoundClock
Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with this mug featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Genetics A Facet Of My Identity". Molecular biologists and geneticists will enjoy this educational mug with scientific attitude saying! myMolecularBiology
#identity #words #unwords #TwoToneCoffeeMug
Showcase your environmental sustainability / environmental economics message with this binder featuring a deforested landscape along with the following truism: "Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life With Limited Common Resources". Make others do a double-take about the problem of deforestation today with a dose of intelligent environmental attitude with a nod to Garret Hardin's discussion of problems that cannot be solved by technical means. myEcology
Quantum physicists will enjoy telling time with this clock featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field which include items such as quarks leptons photons and the Higgs Boson. Make others do a double-take about what mass and matter are all about with this particle physics saying clock with the following line: "Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously". myPhysics
#matter #quantum #physics #physicist #RoundClock
No need to be a statistician to enjoy this educational "Statistical Error Summarized" wrapping paper featuring the various hypothesis testing outcomes. Make others do a double-take on statistical error with this stats attitude wrapping paper today! Psychologists economists scientists and all who engage in hypothesis testing will enjoy! myPsychology
No need to be a cryptographer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Caesar cipher rotated 13 steps. Code your language and your lettering so that no one but those who are supposed to know will understand your message with any of these cipher gifts! Includes decoded cipher for "hello". myProgrammer
#cryptographer #cryptography #julius #caesar #MousePad
No need to think outside of the box to enjoy this wry quantum mechanics / quantum physics tee featuring the subject of entanglement with Schrödinger's Cat. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek physics humor with this t-shirt featuring the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Classic geek humor for all who think both within the box (within a discipline) and outside of the box! myPhysics
#proof #that #life #relative #TShirt
Think different with this duck/rabbit illusion cotton/polyester face mask with the caption "Paradigm Shift Begins With Psychology". Perfect psyche geek attitude cotton/polyester face mask for any fan of the scientific revolution from within! myPsychology
Introduced first in 1927 by the German physicist Werner Heisenberg the Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. In other words two variables that do not commute cannot be measured simultaneously—the more precisely one is known the less precisely the other can be known. Let your wry quantum mechanics side shine with this all-over print apron featuring an illustration of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle along with the following ponderous existential geek humor caption: "How Certain Are You Of Anything In This Uncertain World?" Memorable existential geek humor apron for anyone with an uncertain view of the world! myPhysics
#heisenbergs #uncertainty #principle #quantum #mechanics #Apron
No need to be a physics major to understand the concept of parity in quantum mechanics and physics in general. Showcase the definition of parity in physics with this lamp featuring two-dimensional representations of parity. Each representation shows a pair of quantum states which go into each other under parity. Wry physics geek attitude for all who understand quantum mechanics! myPhysics
#quantum #state #mechanics #physicist #TableLamp
Bridge players of all ages will enjoy this doormat featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious". Make others do a double-take at how serious the game of bridge / duplicate bridge is with this doormat! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry neuronal sense of humor with this xMas stocking featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Alert And Attentive Inside". Memorable biological and anatomical xMas stocking for anyone with an attention span! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry neuronal sense of humor the next time you create with this fabric featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Alert And Attentive Inside". Memorable biological and anatomical geek humor fabric for anyone with an attention span! myAnatomical
If you are constantly learning and re-learning the game of duplicate bridge you'll enjoy this planner featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge". No matter what age you are if you are constantly learning about how to play the game of duplicate bridge showcase this fact with this memorable bridge saying planner! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with this polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry duplicate bridge sense of humor with this planner featuring the four card suits along with the following sound advice for all who desire to compete with others: "Be Competitive Play Duplicate Bridge". myBridgePlayer
Do you often experience the "flight or fight" response in your gut? Chalk it up to hormones with this anatomical medical and health humor planner featuring the endocrine system associated with the gut along with the educational scientific truism saying "Flight Or Fight Is A Matter Of Gut Hormones". Do a double-take about what is happening inside of your gut when the flight or fight response occurs with this planner! myAnatomical
No need to be a statistician to enjoy this educational "Statistical Error Summarized" hat featuring the various hypothesis testing outcomes. Make others do a double-take on statistical error with this stats attitude hat today! Psychologists economists scientists and all who engage in hypothesis testing will enjoy! myMathematician
#statistical #error #summarized #TruckerHat
No need to be a mathematician or geometry fan to enjoy wry geometric humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring congruent angles angles that have the same degrees no matter how they are rotated reflected or translated. Make others do a double-take with this tongue-in-cheek mathematical query "Are You Congruent?" and wonder exactly what you are asking about! myMathematician
#equal #congruent #math #geometry #angle #FaceMask
It is often said that pi is a mathematical constant that is an irrational number. Let it be known with any of these gifts the truth about pi with these sayings: "Probably Irrational Definitely Not 22/7". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of mathematical attitude! myMathematician
#probably #irrational #definitely #CoffeeMug
Showcase your symmetrical side the next time you create with this mathematical fabric featuring Penrose tiling with five-fold symmetry. Memorable fabric for anyone into geometry symmetry or mathematics! myMathematician
#penrose #tiling #geometry #math #fivefold #Fabric
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry existential chess attitude with this pair of socks featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess Is Part Of My Existence". Great pair of socks for any avid chess player en route to Grandmaster! myChess
