Bridge Is A Game Reveals Depths Of Human Stupidity Keychain

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If you have ever made a stupid mistake -- whether in defense or playing as declarer -- when playing the game of the bridge you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following humorous bridge saying: "Bridge Is A Game That Reveals Depths Of Human Stupidity". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude at the bridge table with any of these timeless bridge saying gifts! myBridgePlayer

Study Of Brain Physiology (Leonardo da Vinci)

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No need to be a neurosurgeon or brain surgeon to enjoy any of these scientific Renaissance drawing business cards featuring Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci's "Study Of Brain Physiology" in 1508. Showcase your healthcare and artistic side with any of these business cards the next time you introduce yourself! myAnatomical

Think Epigenetics! (Cross Out DNA Replication) Adult Apron

Ad: Think Epigenetics! (Cross Out DNA Replication) Adult Apron

DNA is not everything. Showcase this fact with this wry molecular biology design featuring DNA replication along with a cross out with the saying "Think Epigenetics!" Gifts with wry scientific attitude for all those understand that it is the environmental interaction with genes that is important -- not the genes or the DNA code all by itself! Tongue-in-cheek humor for all those who know about evolution! myEvolution

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Dekerat (10-Dimensional Hypercube) T-Shirt

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the dekerat a 10-dimensional hypercube. It can also be called a regular icosa-10-tope being made of 20 regular facets. For the record It has 1024 vertices 5120 edges 11520 square faces 15360 cubic cells 13440 tesseract 4-faces 8064 penteract 5-faces 3360 hexeract 6-faces 960 hepteract 7-faces 180 octeract 8-faces and 20 enneract 9-faces. Make others do a double-take with geometric attitude with memorable hypercube gifts! Educational gifts for those who think in multiple dimensions beyond our current world! myMathematician

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Think Boolean (Hasse Diagram) Coffee Mug

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Enjoy Boolean logic? Showcase your wry logical side with any of these gifts featuring the Hasse diagram. Logic tesseract fun with the caption "Think Boolean". Note: The Hasse diagram was created by Wikipedia user Lipedia. Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek educational math and geometry attitude today! myMathematician

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I Can Last For Hours Chess Humor Chess Set Pieces Planner

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Intimidate your opponents at the chessboard with this wry chess attitude saying "I Can Last For Hours" complete with reflective chess set. Perfect chess geek humor planner for any avid chess player who thinks about chess for hours on end! myChess

Sacrifice Part Of A Chess Player's Nature Humor Fabric

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Showcase your wry chess player side with a dose of chess attitude with this fabric featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess truism: "Sacrifice Part Of A Chess Player's Nature". Make others do a double-take the next time you create with this chess saying fabric! myChess

Playing Chess Is My Modus Operandi Chess Set Humor Doormat

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Is playing chess your normal mode of operation? Showcase your wry chess sense of humor with this door mat featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Playing Chess Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable chess attitude doormat for anyone who plays chess on a regular basis or for any chess teacher! myChess

Warning! Playing Bridge Can Lead Sleep Deprivation Face Mask

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If you lay awake at night thinking about the hands that you played earlier in the day you'll enjoy this wry bridge attitude cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying: "Warning! Playing Bridge Can Lead To Sleep Deprivation". Warn others of what can occur via playing the maddening game of bridge / duplicate bridge today with this cotton/polyester face mask! myWarning

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Acetyl-CoA Don't Even Think Of Metabolism Without Watch

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Showcase your wry biochemical sense of humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the enzyme acetyl-CoA. Comes with chemical structure and the tongue-in-cheek science truism saying "Don't Even Think Of Metabolism Without It". Educational geek humor watch for anyone who knows that one should not even think of metabolism without acetyl-coA! myBiochemistry

Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind Scarf

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If you play chess you'll enjoy this chess saying scarf featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind". Make others do a double-take about what chess does to one's mind with a dose of sound chess advice with this scarf! myChess

I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y' Humor Face Mask

Ad: I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y' Humor Face Mask

If you play chess everyday of the week you'll enjoy this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a reflective chess set with the saying: I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y'. Make others do a double-take on how often you play chess! Perfect cotton/polyester face mask for any chess player who just can't stop thinking about playing chess every day of the week! myChess

Warning! Scheming Mind Inside Chess Humor iPhone X Case

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Showcase your wry chess player side with this iPhone X case featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Warning! Scheming Mind Inside". Make others do a double-take on how you think about chess with this geek humor chess saying iPhone X case! myWarning

#chess #teachers #words #unwords #iPhoneXCase

My World Revolves Around Krebs (Energy Cycle) Round Clock

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Showcase your wry biochemical side with this Krebs cycle humor clock featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what your world revolves around: "My World Revolves Around Krebs". Classic educational biology/chemistry geek humor clock for anyone who knows where one derives energy from! myBiochemistry

Warning! Approaching Radioactive Object T-Shirt

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Do you work with or are you exposed to radiation? No need to work in the medical or nuclear field to enjoy any of these wry signage humor gifts featuring the radiation / nuclear sign along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Warning! Approaching Radioactive Object". Make others wonder exactly how much radiation you've been exposed to with any of these scientific sign attitude geek gifts! myWarning

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My Life Follows A Certain Cycle Krebs Cycle Scarf

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Showcase your wry Krebs cycle sense of humor with this scarf featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle TCAC) along with the saying "My Life Follows A Certain Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific educational attitude on what their energy cycle is all about! myBiochemistry

Protein Synthesis Inside Ribosome Biology Geek Socks

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Showcase this biological truism of what goes on inside of our cells with this detailed look at protein synthesis on this pair of socks. Wry saying says it all: "Protein Synthesis Inside". No need to be a cell biologist or molecular biologist to showcase the mechanism of how proteins are built from amino acids in the ribosome. myBiochemistry

Spiral Of Geological Time (Earth's History Spiral) Round Clock

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Showcase the "Spiral Of Geological Time" with this clock featuring Earth's history along a spiral. Take a closer look at eons epochs and periods such as when the dinosaurs flourished. Memorable geological age clock for anyone who enjoys learning about Earth's history! myEarthScience

#geologist #earths #history #earth #science #RoundClock

Genetic Counselor Inside DNA Replication Face Mask

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Showcase your molecular biology/genetics side with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Genetic Counselor Inside". Memorable cotton/polyester face mask for anyone into genetic counseling! myMolecularBiology

#biologist #genetic #counselor #inside #biology #FaceMask

Flight Or Fight Is A Matter Of Gut Hormones T-Shirt

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Do you often experience the "flight or fight" response in your gut? Chalk it up to hormones with any of these anatomical medical and health humor gifts featuring the endocrine system associated with the gut along with the educational scientific truism saying "Flight Or Fight Is A Matter Of Gut Hormones". Make others do a double-take about what is happening inside of their gut when the flight or fight response occurs! myAnatomical

Life's Music Found Inside (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Water Bottle

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Is a heartbeat rhythm music to your ears? Showcase wry medical humor with any of these electrocardiogram ECG/EKG heartbeat featuring the saying "Life's Music Found Inside". No need to work in the medical or healthcare profession or be interested in music to enjoy the sound of your own heartbeat! Make others do a double-take with educational heartbeat fun today! myHeartbeat

#medical #medicine #sinus #rhythm #heartbeat #WaterBottle

Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi (ECG / EKG) Business Card

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No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry heartbeat humor for the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards. Featuring an ECG / EKG as seen on an electrocardiogram along with the truism saying for anyone with a heartbeat: "Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi". Make everyone do a double-take the next time you introduce yourself! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #modus #operandi #BusinessCard

History Of Earth Geological Timeline Serving Tray #history #of #earth #geological #timeline #ServingTray

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History Of Earth Geological Timeline Serving Tray

History Of Earth Geological Timeline Pocket Watch #history #of #earth #geological #timeline #PocketWatch

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History Of Earth Geological Timeline Pocket Watch

To Bid Or Not To Bid That Is The Question? Bridge Scarf

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If you have ever asked yourself whether you should bid or not you'll enjoy this bridge attitude scarf featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism query: "To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with your wry bridge attitude today with this scarf! With apologies to William Shakespeare! myBridgePlayer

Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium Econ Humor Face Mask

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Make others do a double-take with this supply-and-demand curve cotton/polyester face mask featuring the cross-out sign along with the wry econ humor saying "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium". Let others know that financial matters are hardly in balance when it comes to your pocketbook with this educational economical truism saying face mask! No need to be an economist to enjoy! myEconomics

#money #words #unwords #household #FaceMask

Two No Trump Most Difficult Contract Bridge Humor Slip-On Sneakers

Ad: Two No Trump Most Difficult Contract Bridge Humor Slip-On Sneakers

Do you believe that 2NT is often the most difficult contract? Bridge players will enjoy this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism: "Two No Trump Is Often The Most Difficult Contract". No need to be an avid bridge player or bridge teacher to enjoy! myPsychology

I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Bandana

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Are you an opinionated person? Wry cerebral humor comes alive on this bandana featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the following truism saying: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?" Make others do a double-take on your brainy attitude with this memorable anatomical brain humor saying bandana! myPsychology

Synaptic Pruning Inside Neuron Synapse Neurology Slip-On Sneakers

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry neurological attitude with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring all key anatomical parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Synaptic Pruning Inside". Great neuropsychology geek humor pair of slip-on sneakers for anyone who ages and learns! myPsychology

Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit Physics Humor Table Lamp

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No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy this scientific informative lamp featuring a jerk circuit a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with this lamp featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit". myPhysics

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Playing Chess Brightens My Day Chess Saying Wrist Watch

Ad: Playing Chess Brightens My Day Chess Saying Wrist Watch

Does playing the game of chess brighten your day? No need to be an avid chess player to enjoy wry chess attitude the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Playing Chess Brightens My Day". Make others do a double-take at the good mood that playing chess can put oneself in whenever you wear this chess attitude saying watch! myChess

Warning! Dynamite Inside Nitroglycerin Molecule Planner

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Warn others of your dynamite personality with this wry chemistry humor planner featuring the chemical structure of nitroglycerin molecule along with the saying "Warning! Dynamite Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies inside of you with a dose of tongue-in-cheek scientific attitude with this planner! myBiochemistry

Become One With The Chess Piece Chess Advice Humor 3 Ring Binder

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Are you frequently one with the chess piece when you play chess? Showcase your reflective existential side with a dose of chess attitude with this binder featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Become One With The Chess Piece". Make others do a double-take at how transcended you are by the game of chess when you take notes with this chess saying geek humor binder! myChess

Caffeine Most Consumed Psychoactive Substance Face Mask

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No need to be a chemistry or science teacher to know that caffeine is one of the most widely consumed psychoactive substances in the world. Showcase this well-known face with this caffeine chemical molecule cotton/polyester face mask today! Memorable cotton/polyester face mask for any caffeine fan! myBiochemistry

Organic Machinery Inside Krebs Cycle Geek Humor Face Mask

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Let everyone do a double-take at the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the saying "Organic Machinery Inside". No need to be a biochemist or science teacher to enjoy wearing this face mask! myBiochemistry