Monday, January 24, 2022

How Displaced Are You In The Cartesian World? Math Planner


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Wry mathematical graph humor comes alive on this design featuring parallel displacement along with the math truism query "How Displaced Are You In The Cartesian World?" Colorful educational geometry / trigonometry design. Perfect planner for any geek who feels displaced in the Cartesian world! myMathematician

#mathematician #parallel #displacement #query #descartes #Planner

Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking Neuron Synapse T-Shirt

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No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this t-shirt featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today! myAnatomical

How Displaced Are You In The Cartesian World? Math Scarf


Ad: How Displaced Are You In The Cartesian World? Math Scarf

Wry mathematical graph humor comes alive on this design featuring parallel displacement along with the math truism query "How Displaced Are You In The Cartesian World?" Colorful educational geometry / trigonometry design. Perfect scarf for any geek who feels displaced in the Cartesian world! myMathematician

#mathematician #parallel #displacement #query #descartes #Scarf

Encoded To Be Human (DNA Replication) Two-Tone Coffee Mug


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No need to be a paleontologist anthropologist or molecular biologist to enjoy this scientific educational mug featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the saying "Encoded To Be Human". Make others do a double-take with a dose of genetic attitude today! myMolecularBiology

#encoded #human #TwoToneCoffeeMug

I Just Need Some Leads (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Coffee Mug


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No need to work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry emergency medical technician (EMT) gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram. ECG/EKG humor for all along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "I Just Need Some Leads". Make others do a double-take about what you need and what you are measuring with a dose of scientific technical heartbeat rhythm fun! myHeartbeat

#emergency #medical #technician #doctor #CoffeeMug

In Love With My Heartbeat (Electrocardiogram) T-Shirt


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Are you in love with your heartbeat? Ever desired to know what a heartbeat looks like on an electrocardiogram? Showcase your wry scientific sense of humor with any of these ECG/EKG electrocardiogram gifts featuring the saying "In Love With My Heartbeat" in Love Letters font. Make others do a double-take about why you are in love with your heartbeat with these geek humor gifts! myHeartbeat

#love #with #heartbeat #TShirt

Play Duplicate Bridge It's Ultimate Social Game Wrapping Paper


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Duplicate bridge players will enjoy any of these duplicate bridge advice / saying gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge attitude remark: "Play Duplicate Bridge - It's The Ultimate Social Game For Thinkers". No need to be a bridge teacher to enjoy! myBridgePlayer

Take A Detour From The Ordinary Play Bridge Advice Throw Pillow


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Bridge players of all ages and skill levels will enjoy this bridge saying cloth throw pillow featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice: "Take A Detour From The Ordinary Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of sound bridge advice with this throw pillow! myBridgePlayer

Warning! Not Able To Digest Lactose Inside Silver Plated Necklace


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Are you lactose-intolerant? Showcase your wry chemical molecule attitude with any of these gifts featuring a ball-and-stick model of lactose along with the saying that is applicable for many adults who are not of European descent: "Warning! Not Able To Digest Lactose Inside". Memorable geek humor gifts for the lactose-intolerant! myWarning

#lactose #warning #molecule #chemical #SilverPlatedNecklace

Warning! Chess Player In The Zone Geek Humor Serving Tray

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Showcase your wry chess player side with this serving tray featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Warning! Chess Player In The Zone". Memorable serving tray gift for any chess player who likes to go into the zone when playing chess! myChess

99.7% Confident Fall Within Three Std Deviations Face Mask

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Are you a statistically inclined person? Cotton/polyester face mask contains an image of the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the saying that will surely turn all heads and wonder what you mean: "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Stats humor cotton/polyester face mask for anyone into statistics! No need to be a statistician or statistics teacher to enjoy. myPsychology

Play Chess It's A Highly Reflective Game Socks

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If you enjoy playing chess because it is a highly reflective game you'll enjoy this pair of socks featuring the common saying in chess circles: "Play Chess - It's A Highly Reflective Game". Perfect pair of socks for any chess player who enjoys reflecting on the game of chess -- both when playing chess and when not playing chess! myChess

Scatterbrained Inside Brain Geek Humor Notebook

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Are you scatterbrained at times? Showcase your wry anatomical brainy side with this notebook featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Scatterbrained Inside". Memorable brain humor notebook for anyone who feels like their brain is going in different directions throughout the day! myPsychology

Standard Deviation Square Root Of The Variance T-Shirt

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Math and stats geeks will enjoy this statistical formula gift tee featuring the definition of standard deviation -- i.e. the square root of the variance. Showcase your statistical prowess and educate others on the proper definition of standard deviation when wearing this t-shirt! myStatistician

Warning! No Lifeguards In The Gene Pool Button


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No need to be a biologist or geneticist to enjoy wry science humor with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication complete with all key labels. Comes with the often-heard saying "Warning! No Lifeguards In The Gene Pool". Make others do a double-take about exactly what you mean with a dose of scientific attitude today! myWarning

#genes #sarcasm #lifeguards #Button

Checkmate Is My Motto Reflective Chess Set Bandana

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Chess players will enjoy wry chess humor with this bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Checkmate Is My Motto". Make others do a double-take about what you love to say when playing chess with this memorable chess saying bandan today! myChess

Warning! Chess Player In The Zone Geek Humor Bandana

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Showcase your wry chess player side with this bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Warning! Chess Player In The Zone". Memorable chess geek humor bandana for any chess player who likes to go into the zone when playing chess! myChess

Stalemated By The Game Of Chess Geek Humor 3 Ring Binder

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Showcase your wry chess player side with this binder featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about the game of chess: "Stalemated By The Game Of Chess". Classic geek humor binder for anyone who feels stalemated at the chessboard! myChess

Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough T-Shirt

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today! myStatistician

100% Organic Krebs Cycle Citric Acid Cycle TCAC Fabric

Ad: 100% Organic Krebs Cycle Citric Acid Cycle TCAC Fabric

Showcase your wry biochemical attitude the next time you create with this fabric featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the title "100% Organic". Make others do a double-take about what you consist of and where you get your energy from with this scientific saying geek humor fabric! myBiochemistry

DNA Bases Basis For Life Molecular Structure Scarf

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Showcase your biochemical attitude with this geek humor scarf featuring the four nucleotide bases of deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) along with the following biological truism saying: "DNA Bases Basis For Life". Design comes with the molecular structure of adenine cytosine guanine and thiamine. myBiochemistry

This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid Vitamin C Scarf

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Do you take vitamin C daily? Showcase wry chemistry attitude with this biochemical attitude scarf featuring the chemical molecule ascorbic acid also known as Vitamin C. Comes with the scientific saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid". Make others do a double-take with this educational chemistry truism scarf! No need to work in the medical field or be a healthy person to enjoy. myBiochemistry

100% Organic Krebs Cycle Citric Acid Cycle TCAC Scarf

Ad: 100% Organic Krebs Cycle Citric Acid Cycle TCAC Scarf

Showcase your wry biochemical attitude with this scarf featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the title "100% Organic". Make others do a double-take about what you consist of and where you get your energy from with this scientific saying geek humor scarf! myBiochemistry

Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor) Jigsaw Puzzle

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Showcase your wry mentality with a dose of anatomical fun with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the often heard saying "Never Mind ... ". Makes a great psychological humor gift for anyone who shrugs a lot! myAnatomical

Impartial Eye (I) Inside (Anatomical Eyeball) Mouse Pad

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If you are an impartial person or have an impartial eye toward things you'll enjoy this wry anatomical human eye mousepad featuring the following saying: "Impartial Eye (I) Inside". myAnatomical

Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG/EKG) Tie


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No need to be a cardiologist to know about the sinus rhythm of your heart. Enjoy wry suggestive medical humor with this tie featuring an ECG/EKG heartbeat on an electrocardiogram along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm". Make others do a double-take about what you mean with scientific humor necktie today! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #sinus #rhythm #Tie

Sunday, January 23, 2022

Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another (DNA) Beer Stein


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No need to be a detective or biologist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring DNA replication. Comes with the truism saying about life: "Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry double helical attitude today! myMolecularBiology

#double #helix #twist #life #BeerStein

Thought Process Experimentation Inside Neuron Trivet

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Showcase your wry neuron / synapse attitude with this trivet featuring all key anatomical parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following saying for all thinkers: "Thought Process Experimentation Inside". Memorable psyche humor trivet for any thinker! myPsychology

Live An Examined Life Advice Compound Microscope Face Mask

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No need to be a psychologist microbiologist or scientist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a compound microscope along with the saying that every scientist can agree with: "Live An Examined Life". With apologies to Plato and those who know that the unexamined life is not worth living! myPsychology

Just Call Me Statistically Significant Bell Curve Beverage Pitcher

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve Gaussian curve) along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant! myStatistician

COBOL Compiles Only Because Of Luck T-Shirt

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If you have ever used the archaic computer language COBOL way back in the 1970s you'll enjoy any of these computer programming language geek gifts featuring the often used acronym for COBOL: "Compiles Only Because Of Luck". Make others do a double-take about the computer language COBOL that is still in existence in all of those legacy systems with these unforgettable programmer truism saying gifts! myProgrammer

#programmer #cobol #computer #programming #TShirt

Habit A Form Of Neurological Implementation Neuron iPhone 11 Case

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Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with this educational scientific iPhone 11 case featuring the different anatomical parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following truism saying about habit: "Habit A Form Of Neurological Implementation". No need to be a neurologist or psychologist to enjoy! Memorable iPhone case for anyone who understands that biology and psychology come together when we form habits. myPsychology

Statistical Error Summarized Hypothesis Testing Face Mask

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy this educational "Statistical Error Summarized" cotton/polyester face mask featuring the various hypothesis testing outcomes. Make others do a double-take on statistical error with this stats attitude cotton/polyester face mask today! Psychologists economists scientists and anyone who engages in hypothesis testing will enjoy! myStatistician

Insufficient Storage Inside Brain Anatomy Humor Matchboxes

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Let your wry anatomical side shine with this matchbox featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following brainy saying: "Insufficient Storage Inside". Make others do a double-take about your memory capacity with this geek humor saying matchbox! myAnatomical

Insufficient Storage Inside (Brain Anatomy Humor) Round Clock

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Anatomical attitude is alive and well with this clock featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Insufficient Storage Inside". myAnatomical

Get Educated Play Chess Reflective Chess Set Bandana

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If you believe that the game of chess has taught you well then showcase you wry chess side with this bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the following sound chess advice: "Get Educated Play Chess". No need to be a chess teacher or Grandmaster to enjoy! myChess

Hard Work Is In My DNA Molecular Biology Humor Slip-On Sneakers

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Do you work hard all the time? Showcase your wry DNA replication sense of humor with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the saying "Hard Work Is In My DNA". Make others do a double-take about where you get your hard worker nature from with a dose of genetics attitude with this molecular biology geek humor pair of slip-on sneakers! myWork

#hard #work #acid #SlipOnSneakers

Beauty Is Found In The Mind Of The Chess Player Fabric

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Showcase your wry chess attitude the next time you create with this chess saying fabric featuring a reflective chess set along with the following observation often made by chess players: "Beauty Is Found In The Mind Of The Chess Player". myChess

Beauty Is Found In The Mind Of The Chess Player 3 Ring Binder

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Showcase your wry chess attitude with this chess saying binder featuring a reflective chess set along with the following observation often made by chess players: "Beauty Is Found In The Mind Of The Chess Player". myChess