Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock? EKG ECG T-Shirt

Ad: Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock? EKG ECG T-Shirt

Do you feel flat-lined at times? Showcase your wry heartbeat attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel inside: "Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock?" Medical humor gag gift for all; no need to work in the medical or healthcare field to enjoy! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #cardiology #words #TShirt

Signs Of Life Inside EMT Medical Heartbeat Humor Doormat

Ad: Signs Of Life Inside EMT Medical Heartbeat Humor Doormat

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry heartbeat humor with this doormat featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG (electrocardiogram) along with the saying "Signs Of Life Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies within with a dose of heartbeat attitude with this doormat! myHeartbeat

#signs #life #inside #Doormat

2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Ad: 2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Showcase your wry evolutionary side with this molecular biology attitude mug featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myMolecularBiology

#percent #neanderthal #geek #TwoToneCoffeeMug

Will Code For Gear (Bugdroid Software Developer) T-Shirt

Ad: Will Code For Gear (Bugdroid Software Developer) T-Shirt

Showcase your wry Android software developer side with any of these gifts featuring Bugdroid with each letter in a shout-out position that says the following: "Will Code For Gear". Veterans of hackathons will enjoy any of these Bugdroid saying gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myProgrammer

#software #developer #code #bugdroid #TShirt

You Are Here Light Cone Space Time (Physics) Luggage Tag

Ad: You Are Here Light Cone Space Time (Physics) Luggage Tag

Showcase exactly where you are -- in the present -- with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the light cone along space and time dimensions. Comes with "You Are Here" callout. Conversational gifts for observers who want to know exactly where they are in relation to time and space! myPhysics

#physics #time #space #light #cone #LuggageTag

Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Adult Apron

Ad: Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Adult Apron

Make others do a double-take about the type of work that is being done during a bridge game with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the wry saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Bridge humor gifts for all who understand that bridge is more important than work and can consume a lot of time away from their occupation! myBridgePlayer

Ideas Circulate Inside Circulatory System Bandana

Ad: Ideas Circulate Inside Circulatory System Bandana

Do ideas circulate inside of you? Showcase your circulatory system both arteries and veins with a dose of medical anatomical humor with this bandana that says "Ideas Circulate Inside" complete with labels of all key arteries and veins. No need to work in the medical profession or be a philosopher to understand that ideas truly circulate within! myAnatomical

Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Econ Socks

Ad: Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Econ Socks

Showcase your wry economics side with this pair of socks that includes the supply-and-demand curve and says "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". Truism saying for anyone who is happy and in equilibrium! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy tongue-in-cheek social science humor with this pair of socks. myEconomics

#happiness #supply #demand #curve #Socks

Think Before You Act Play Chess (Reflective Chess) Mouse Pad

Ad: Think Before You Act Play Chess (Reflective Chess) Mouse Pad

Avid chess players and chess teachers will enjoy this mousepad featuring a reflective chess set along with the following sound chess advice: "Think Before You Act Play Chess". It's no secret that chess players devote a fair amount of time to introspection and thought about which move to play next. Showcase your chess attitude to chess players and non-chess players alike with a dose of philosophical attitude with this memorable chess saying mousepad! myChess

Reorganization Of Life Ahead (Yellow Warning Sign) T-Shirt

Ad: Reorganization Of Life Ahead (Yellow Warning Sign) T-Shirt

Do you need to reorganize your life? Showcase your wry warning sign sense of humor with this tee featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Reorganization Of Life Ahead". Memorable geek humor signage tee for anyone who needs to reorganize their life and desire to warn others about it! Includes generic desktop computer logo as an icon for organization. myWarning

#computer #funny #words #unwords #TShirt

Geologists View World Sedimentary Stratigraphic Photo Print

Ad: Geologists View World Sedimentary Stratigraphic Photo Print

No need to be a fan of the Grand Canyon or a geologist to enjoy this wry scientific humor poster featuring the three different sets of Grand Canyon rock layers along with the truism saying "Geologists View The World In Such A Sedimentary And Stratigraphic Manner". Make others do a double-take on how geologists view the world with this witty educational vivid geological imagery poster! myEarthScience

#geology #sediment #words #unwords #PhotoPrint

History Of Earth (Geological Time) T-Shirt

Ad: History Of Earth (Geological Time) T-Shirt

If you think about how long Earth has been in existence you'll enjoy this earth science geological time clock tee featuring "History Of Earth" -- from more than 4 billions years ago to the present. Make others do a double-take about how long Earth has supported life with this educational scientific attitude t-shirt! myEarthScience

#history #earth #geological #timeline #TShirt

Driven By My Own Code (DNA Replication) T-Shirt

Ad: Driven By My Own Code (DNA Replication) T-Shirt

Scientific attitude is alive and well on this DNA replication gift tee featuring leading and lagging strand that says "Driven By Own Code". If you are a driven person or if you work as a programmer you'll enjoy this wry scientific attitude t-shirt! Inspirational ambitious fun for those with drive! myMolecularBiology

#replication #acid #TShirt

Just Showing You My Guts (Digestive System Humor) Ceramic Ornament

Ad: Just Showing You My Guts (Digestive System Humor) Ceramic Ornament

Medical and anatomical humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the digestive system complete with all key parts labeled along with the truism caption "Just Showing You My Guts" in black font. Make others do a double-take with a dose of biological and anatomical fun today! No need to be a gastroenterologist to enjoy! myAnatomical

My Heart Beats For Cardiology (ECG/EKG) Business Card

Ad: My Heart Beats For Cardiology (ECG/EKG) Business Card

If you work in the medical field you'll enjoy introducing yourself with any of these business cards featuring an ECG/EKG (normal sinus rhythm) along with the saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology". These business cards are particularly applicable for cardiologists! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #cardiology #sinus #BusinessCard

Ageism Should Never Affect A Person In The Present Coffee Mug #geology #words #and #unwords #geological #CoffeeMug

Ad: Ageism Should Never Affect A Person In The Present Coffee Mug #geology #words #and #unwords #geological #CoffeeMug

Ageism Should Never Affect A Person In The Present Coffee Mug

Okun's Rule Of Thumb (Linear Regression Economics) T-Shirt

Ad: Okun's Rule Of Thumb (Linear Regression Economics) T-Shirt

Economists and social scientists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a linear regression plot of Okun's Rule Of Thumb which notes that a 1% increase in the unemployment rate is associated with a 2% decrease in GDP. Make others do a double-take with your educational economic sense of style today! myEconomics

#economist #regression #okuns #rule #TShirt

Are You At Equilibrium? Supply-and-Demand Humor Face Mask

Ad: Are You At Equilibrium? Supply-and-Demand Humor Face Mask

Economics humor comes alive on this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a supply-and-demand curve on a graph along with the following query caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?" No matter what your psychological (mental) state or economic state is showcase your wry econ sense of humor with this geek query humor face mask! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy! myEconomics

#equilibrium #economics #FaceMask

Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge Face Shield

Ad: Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge Face Shield

Make others do a double-take with a dose of duplicate bridge humor with this face shield featuring the following bridge advice: "Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge". Includes the four card suits. No need to be a duplicate bridge teacher or bridge director to enjoy this face shield! myBridgePlayer

Study Quantum Physics After All You Can Do Things Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Ad: Study Quantum Physics After All You Can Do Things Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Quantum physicists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Higgs field of quantum mechanics along with the following physics geek advice: "Study Quantum Physics After All You Can Do Things Prohibited By The Laws Of Classical Physics". myPhysics

#quantum #physics #higgs #field #TwoToneCoffeeMug

Atmospheric Electromagnetic Transmittance Apron

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No need to be a physicist or atmospheric scientist to enjoy educational definitional scientific attitude all-over print apron featuring "Atmospheric Electromagnetic Transmittance". Make others do a double-take with a dose of electromagnetism attitude with this apron for anyone who understands how our wireless world works! myPhysics

#field #physics #physicist #Apron

Chaos Theory's Butterfly Effect Graph T-Shirt

Ad: Chaos Theory's Butterfly Effect Graph T-Shirt

No need to be a physicist to enjoy this "Chaos Theory's Butterfly Effect" graph gift tee featuring sensitive dependency on initial conditions. Explain to others how a butterfly flapping its winds in Brazil creates a hurricane that hits New York City with this scientific attitude t-shirt! myPhysics

#physics #physicist #chaos #theory #TShirt

Live An Examined Life (Microscope) Rectangular Sticker

Ad: Live An Examined Life (Microscope) Rectangular Sticker

No need to be a psychologist microbiologist or scientist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a compound microscope along with the saying that every scientist can agree with: "Live An Examined Life". With apologies to Plato and those know that the unexamined life is not worth living! myPsychology

It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist (Work Humor) T-Shirt

Ad: It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist (Work Humor) T-Shirt

Featuring the concept of work in the realm of physics you'll enjoy this scientific educational geek gift tee that says: "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours Per Day 7 Days Per Week 365 Days Per Year". Make others do a double-take when you wear this thermodynamics humor t-shirt that shows what work and energy is all about! myPhysics

#work #exist #time #TShirt

Chess Is A Sea In Which Gnat May Drink Elephant Scarf

Ad: Chess Is A Sea In Which Gnat May Drink Elephant Scarf

No need to be an avid chess player to understand how deep the game of chess can be. Showcase your wry chess attitude with this scarf featuring a reflective chess set and the following Indian proverb: "Chess is a sea in which a gnat may drink and an elephant may bathe". Make others do a double-take about the deep intellectual game of chess with this chess metaphor scarf! myChess

Decoying And Sacrifice Make Chess Interesting Game 3 Ring Binder

Ad: Decoying And Sacrifice Make Chess Interesting Game 3 Ring Binder

Showcase your wry chess attitude with this binder featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Decoying And Sacrifice Make Chess An Interesting Game". myChess

Stevioside 250 To 300 Times Sweeter Than Sucrose Throw Pillow

Ad: Stevioside 250 To 300 Times Sweeter Than Sucrose Throw Pillow

No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to showcase your extremely sweet side with this throw pillow featuring stevioside a compound that is 250 to 300 times sweeter than sucrose (i.e. table sugar). Bring out the sweet side in yourself or anyone else with this chemical molecule throw pillow featuring stevioside! myBiochemistry

Stalemated By The Game Of Chess Geek Humor Fabric

Ad: Stalemated By The Game Of Chess Geek Humor Fabric

Showcase your wry chess player side the next time you create and make items with this fabric featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about the game of chess: "Stalemated By The Game Of Chess". Classic geek humor fabric for anyone who feels stalemated at the chessboard! myChess

Stalemated By The Game Of Chess Geek Humor Bandana

Ad: Stalemated By The Game Of Chess Geek Humor Bandana

Showcase your wry chess player side with this bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about the game of chess: "Stalemated By The Game Of Chess". Classic geek humor bandana for anyone who feels stalemated at the chessboard! myChess

Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Environmental) Postcard

Ad: Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Environmental) Postcard

Photosynthesis is the process of converting light into energy. Showcase your wry biochemistry side with any of these environmental gifts with the science humor saying "Support Photosynthesis Exhale". Get a load of laughs and make everyone do a double-take on exhaling with any of these gifts! myEarthScience

#science #humor #attitude #geek #Postcard