Think Probabilities Not Possibilities Statistics Scarf

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Showcase wry educational stats humor with this scarf featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Think Probabilities Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy. Psychological stats attitude scarf for any realist who understands how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities! myPsychology

Warning! Dynamite Inside Nitroglycerin Molecule 3 Ring Binder

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Warn others of your dynamite personality with this wry chemistry humor binder featuring the chemical structure of nitroglycerin molecule along with the saying "Warning! Dynamite Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies inside of you with a dose of tongue-in-cheek scientific attitude with this binder! myPsychology

Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective Coffee Mug

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No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring "Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective" with a "You Are Here" callout. Whether you believe that the universe if decelerating or accelerating showcase your grand scheme of the fates of the universe in perspective with this humorous graph! Make others do a double-take on where the universe is headed today! myPhysics

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Particle Physics Is An Elementary Matter Model Fabric

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Make others do a double-take on the world of particle physics the next time you create with this fabric featuring the Standard Model of Elementary Particles along with the following geek humor saying: "Particle Physics Is An Elementary Matter." Memorable geek humor fabric for any physicist or physics major who thinks in terms of leptons quarks electrons gluons neutrinos and bosons! myPhysics

#particle #physics #elementary #matter #standard #Fabric

Genetics A Facet Of My Identity DNA Replication Throw Pillow

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Face it - genetics is likely to be a part of your identity. Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with this throw pillow featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Genetics A Facet Of My Identity". Molecular biologists and geneticists will enjoy this psychological saying about genetics and identity on this throw pillow! myPsychology

Running On The Krebs Cycle Biochemistry Geek Humor Matchboxes

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Biochemistry is a part of us whether or not you are a runner. Showcase your intelligent witty sense of science humor with this Krebs cycle matchbox that includes the saying "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively)". Memorable scientific humor matchbox for anyone who understands the importance of the citric acid cycle (also known as tricarboxylic acid cycle) to our cells (and ourselves) in order to have energy and function throughout the day! myBiochemistry

Photosynthesis Necessary For Life T-Shirt

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No need to be a gardener or biologist to know that photosynthesis is necessary for life. Showcase your educational scientific side with this t-shirt featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis the process of turning light into chemical energy along with the saying "Photosynthesis Necessary For Life" myBiochemistry

Every Pawn Is A Potential Queen Chess Saying Humor Socks

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Showcase your wry emerging chess sensibility with a dose of educational chess attitude with this pair of socks featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Every Pawn Is A Potential Queen". Memorable pair of socks for any chess player who knows the rules of chess! myChess

Histamine Biogenic Amine Important (Chemistry) T-Shirt

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Showcase a dose of chemistry humor fun with this molecule of histamine. Says: "Histamine - Biogenic Amine Important To My Immune System". No need to be a chemist or immunologist to enjoy this educational scientific molecule t-shirt! myBiochemistry

Every Pawn Is A Potential Queen Chess Saying Humor Fabric

Ad: Every Pawn Is A Potential Queen Chess Saying Humor Fabric

Showcase your chess attitude when you create with this fabric featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Every Pawn Is A Potential Queen". Memorable chess saying fabric for any chess player who sees the possibilities in each chess piece! myChess

Life Is Not Long Enough To Master Game Of Chess Planner

Ad: Life Is Not Long Enough To Master Game Of Chess Planner

Showcase your wry chess player side with a dose of chess humor with this planner featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "Life Is Not Long Enough To Master The Game Of Chess". myChess

Notice We Are Off CO2 Scale Holocene Epoch Scarf

Ad: Notice We Are Off CO2 Scale Holocene Epoch Scarf

Believe in global warming? No need to be an atmospheric scientist to enjoy this scarf featuring a chart of "Late Pleistocene Atmospheric CO2 and the Glacial cycles". Caption says it all: Notice That We Are Off The CO2 Scale In Today's Holocene Epoch". Make others do a double-take on Earth Day and every day with the current global warming crisis with this scarf. No need to be an earth scientist environmentalist or paleontologist to enjoy! myEarthScience

#atmospheric #carbon #dioxide #scientist #Scarf

Certainty ... Who Needs It? Statistical Confidence Face Mask

Ad: Certainty ... Who Needs It? Statistical Confidence Face Mask

Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with a dose of bell curve attitude with this stats attitude cotton/polyester face mask featuring the normal distribution curve complete with percentages under the curve. Comes with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics: "Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Statistical Confidence". Get a load of laughs with a dose of stats geek humor today! No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy. myStatistician

Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Jigsaw Puzzle

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No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy any of these gifts featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that when viewed from the correct angle appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with any of these gifts featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"! myOpticalIllusion

#hampshire #illusion #optical #JigsawPuzzle

Phylogenetic Tree Of Life 4+ Billion Yrs T-Shirt

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You are a product of 4+ billion years of evolution and counting! Be proud of it when you wear the phylogenetic tree of life gift tee with wry science humor saying. Let others know that you have come a long long way through time! myEvolution

#phylogenetic #tree #life #TShirt

Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Magnet

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Make others do a double-take about the type of work that is being done during a bridge game with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the wry saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Bridge humor gifts for all who understand that bridge is more important than work and can consume a lot of time away from their occupation! myWork

#duplicate #bridge #game #Magnet

Simply Statistical Bell Curve Geek Humor Table Lamp

Ad: Simply Statistical Bell Curve Geek Humor Table Lamp

Let your wry stats geek side shine with this lamp featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the saying "Simply Statistical". Great lamp gift for any statistician! myStatistician

Never Mind ... Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor Bandana

Ad: Never Mind ... Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor Bandana

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Never Mind ...". Make others do a double-take on what you are referring to with a dose of geek psyche today! myAnatomical

Hypothesis Tester Inside Stats Humor Fabric

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Psychologists and statisticians who engage in hypothesis testing will enjoy this fabric featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Hypothesis Tester Inside". Showcase your wry stats side with a dose of statistical attitude today with this fabric! myStatistician

Love Your Brain It's The Only One You Have Advice Socks

Ad: Love Your Brain It's The Only One You Have Advice Socks

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with a dose of anatomical attitude with this pair of socks featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the saying "Love Your Brain It's The Only One You Have". Neurological and psychological geek attitude for anyone with a brain! myAnatomical

Be Careful When Studying Math Inequality Euclidean Scarf

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Showcase the Cauchy-Schwarz inequality with a dose of geometry attitude with this scarf featuring the wry mathematical saying: "Be Careful When Studying Math - There Is A Lot Of Inequality In Euclidean Space". Warn others about studying math with a dose of educational mathematical geek humor today! myMathematician

#math #mathematical #mathematician #geometry #geometric #Scarf

Never Call Me Gutless Digestive System Humor Fabric

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Yes everyone has guts. Enjoy wry scientific humor the next time you create with this educational anatomical fabric featuring the digestive system. Comes with the truism saying "Never Call Me Gutless". Make others do a double-take on the guts that you do have -- both literally and figuratively -- with this tongue-in-cheek digestive system attitude advice fabric! myAnatomical

I Have Always Been Called Thick-Skinned Skin Layer Scarf

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Are you a thick-skinned person? Showcase your mettle with a dose of wry anatomical humor with this scarf featuring the five layers of the epidermis the largest organ of the human body along with the truism saying "I Have Always Been Called Thick-Skinned". Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek educational health and medicine humor with this scarf! Memorable scarf for any athlete entrepreneur or anyone who has been called thick-skinned! myAnatomical

Be Careful When Studying Math Inequality Euclidean Fabric

Ad: Be Careful When Studying Math Inequality Euclidean Fabric

Showcase the Cauchy-Schwarz inequality with a dose of geometry attitude the next time you create with this fabric featuring the wry mathematical saying: "Be Careful When Studying Math - There Is A Lot Of Inequality In Euclidean Space". Warn others about studying math with a dose of educational mathematical geek humor today! myMathematician

#math #mathematical #mathematician #geometry #geometric #Fabric

Penrose Tiling Five-Fold Symmetry Slip-On Sneakers

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A Penrose tiling is a non-periodic tiling generated by an aperiodic set of prototiles. Penrose tilings are named after mathematician and physicist Roger Penrose who investigated these sets in the 1970s. The aperiodicity of the Penrose prototiles implies that a shifted copy of a Penrose tiling will never match the original. Showcase your Penrose tiling sense of style with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring reflection symmetry and fivefold rotational symmetry. Perfect pair of slip-on sneakers for any mathematician or physicist with an aperiodic sense of style! myMathematician

#penrose #tiling #mathematician #physicist #reflection #SlipOnSneakers

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Square Sticker

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Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake doughnut and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myProgrammer

#will #code #food #android #SquareSticker

Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do Scarf

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Anatomical brain humor is alive and well on this scarf featuring the different parts of the brain. Comes with the quirky tongue-in-cheek advice for anyone who thinks: "Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do". Timeless geek humor scarf for philosophers teachers and anyone who knows how to occupy one's mind! myAnatomical

Lac Operon Classic Example Prokaryotic Gene Reg Stainless Steel Water Bottle

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No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy any of these featuring the classic example of prokaryotic gene regulation the lac operon. This is an operon required for the transport and metabolism of lactose in Escherichia coli and some other enteric bacteria. Gene regulation of the lac operon was the first complex genetic regulatory mechanism to be elucidated and is one of the earliest examples of prokaryotic gene regulation. Make others do a double-take with any of these educational molecular biology attitude gifts! myMolecularBiology

#operon #prokaryote #gene #regulation #StainlessSteelWaterBottle

My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence Fabric

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Mathematicians will enjoy creating and making items with this fabric with the wry geek humor saying "My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence". Word play fabric on the word pi / pie featuring pi on a baked pie. Memorable philosophical fabric for anyone who can't help but think about pi especially when eating pie! myMathematician

#baked #Fabric

Never Mind ... Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor Bath Towel

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Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this bath towel featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Never Mind ...". Make others do a double-take on what you are referring to with a dose of geek psyche humor with this bath towel! myAnatomical

Topologist Inside (Triple Torus) T-Shirt

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Topologists will enjoy exploring and explaining who they really are with this "Topologist Inside" gift tee featuring a triple torus. Toroid attitude for anyone who knows about how a doughnut and coffee cup are one and the same in the topological world! myMathematician

#toroid #triple #torus #topologist #TShirt

Decoding Life Is What Genetics Is All About T-Shirt

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No need to be a molecular biologist or geneticist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with this tee featuring DNA replication along with the following scientific truism saying: "Decoding Life Is What Genetics Is All About". Make others do a double-take at what the subject of genetics is all about with a dose of educational fun! myMolecularBiology

#decoding #life #what #genetics #TShirt

My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence Scarf

Ad: My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence Scarf

Mathematicians will enjoy this scarf with the wry geek humor saying "My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence". Word play scarf on the word pi / pie featuring pi on a baked pie. Memorable philosophical scarf for anyone who can't help but think about pi especially when eating pie! myMathematician

#baked #Scarf

Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life (Mature RNA) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Ad: Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life (Mature RNA) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Wry molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these biotechnology gifts featuring introns exons and the making of mature RNA. Comes with the truism saying for all who know about the splicing of life: "Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational scientific biological attitude today! myMolecularBiology

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Alive The Condition Of My Existence (ECG/EKG) Throw Pillow

Ad: Alive The Condition Of My Existence (ECG/EKG) Throw Pillow

Showcase your wry existential geek attitude with this throw pillow featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the saying "Alive The Condition Of My Existence". myHeartbeat

#alive #geek #humor #ThrowPillow