Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Is a heartbeat rhythm music to your ears? Showcase wry medical humor with this electrocardiogram ECG/EKG heartbeat tee featuring the saying "Life's Music Found Inside". No need to work in the medical or healthcare profession or be interested in music to enjoy the sound of your own heartbeat! Make others do a double-take with educational heartbeat fun today! myHeartbeat
#heartbeat #rhythm #inside #cardiology #TShirt
No need to be an emergency medical technician to enjoy wry medical electrocardiogram humor with this planner featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the following saying "Alive The Condition Of My Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific heartbeat attitude today with this memorable saying planner! myHeartbeat
#alive #geek #humor #Planner
No need to be an economics major to appreciate this economics inquiry on this tee. Featuring long-run average cost curve (LRAC) along with the caption "Ideal Firm Size: Do You Know Where That Is?". The ideal firm size is the theoretically most competitive size for any company in a given industry at a given time and should ideally correspond with the highest possible per-unit profit. In other words the ideal firm size is OQ2 where average cost is at its lowest level on the long-run average cost curve. Make others do a double-take with a dose of microeconomics humor with this t-shirt! myEconomics
#microeconomics #economics #profit #ideal #firm #TShirt
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice at any partnership desk: "Trust Me I'm Your Partner". myBridgePlayer
No need to be an economics major to appreciate this economics inquiry on any of these gifts. Featuring long-run average cost curve (LRAC) along with the caption "Ideal Firm Size: Do You Know Where That Is?". The ideal firm size is the theoretically most competitive size for any company in a given industry at a given time and should ideally correspond with the highest possible per-unit profit. In other words the ideal firm size is OQ2 where average cost is at its lowest level on the long-run average cost curve. Make others do a double-take with a dose of microeconomics humor with any of these gifts! myEconomics
#microeconomics #economics #profit #ideal #firm #TShirt
No need to be a physicist to understand atmospheric electromagnetic transmittance with a dose of wry geek humor on this matchbox which features the common rhetorical question: "What Wavelength Are You On?" Memorable matchbox for anyone who engages in conversations with others and who finds that one is frequently having a different conversation than one intended to have! myPsychology
Chess players will enjoy creating and making items with this fabric featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess Players Always Think Two Moves Ahead". Make others do a double-take with a dose of chess geek attitude today with this chess saying fabric! myChess
Showcase your wry chess player side with a dose of Wonderland flair with this notebook featuring Lewis Carroll's drawing of a chessboard as found in the Preface of "Through The Looking Glass and What Alice Found There" along with the caption: "Why Wonderland Is Like A Chess Game". myChess
Do you use the computer when you go? Geek potty and computer privacy humor is alive and well with any of these gifts featuring a figure looking at a computer while sitting on the toilet along with the saying "Warning! Download In Progress". Double-entendre signage attitude fun for all who type while at the john! myWarning
#warning #geek #computer #privacy #download #JigsawPuzzle
No need to be an excellent chess player to enjoy wry chess humor with this scarf featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess observation: "Excellence At Chess Is Characteristic Of A Scheming Mind". Make others do a double-take with a dose of serious chess attitude with this memorable chess saying! Memorable scarf for any chess player with a well-developed scheming mind! myChess
Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring the different anatomical parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following truism saying about habit: "Habit A Form Of Neurological Implementation". No need to be a neurologist or psychologist to enjoy! myPsychology
Showcase your wry chess attitude with a dose of reflective chess set humor with this jigsaw puzzle featuring the saying "Becoming A Great Chess Player Is An Endless Journey". Chess players who aspire to be great players will enjoy this timeless chess saying jigsaw puzzle! myChess
Chess players will enjoy wry chess humor with this notebook featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Excellence At Chess Is Characteristic Of A Scheming Mind". Make others do a double-take at the scheming minds who hone their skills via the game of chess with this memorable chess saying notebook! myChess
No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve Gaussian curve) along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant! myStatistician
What exactly do you see when you take a look at this twisted cord illusion? Showcase optics fun with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the twisted cord illusion also known as the false spiral or Fraser spiral illusion. Caption includes the following note for viewers: "Notice the overlapping black arc segments appear to form a spiral. Nevertheless the black arcs are a series of concentric circles." Make others do a double-take with their eyes today! myOpticalIllusion
#twisted #cord #illusion #false #spiral #Magnet
Do you function on a complex cycle? You'll enjoy any of these biochemistry humor gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle) with the saying "I Function On A Complex Cycle". Showcase the complexity of your operating innards today. Science attitude gifts for all those who function on a complex cycle -- no matter what schedule you are following! myBiochemistry
No need to be a psychologist or neurologist to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geeky scientific attitude the next time you discuss waking up to start your day! Also makes a memorable bandana for anyone who daydreams -- or as a psychological double-entendre bandana for anyone involved in sleep research because our brains are still very much active when we are asleep! myAnatomical
Anatomical brain humor is alive and well on this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the different parts of the brain. Comes with the quirky tongue-in-cheek advice for anyone who thinks: "Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do". Timeless geek humor face mask for philosophers teachers and anyone who knows how to occupy one's mind! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude toward aging with this face shield featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Yet Another Year Older ... And Still Just As Twisted". Makes a memorable birthday face shield for any molecular biologist or scientist! myMolecularBiology
#another #year #older #FaceShield
Showcase your educational scientific side with this tee featuring two food chains one on land and one in the ocean along with the saying "Food Chains Are Part Of The Web Of Life". myEcology
Tongue-in-cheek software development fun comes alive on this throw pillow featuring unofficial Java mascot Duke pulling a lever and consequently moving a virtual mountain! Comes with the memorable saying: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains". Software developers and programmers will enjoy this geek humor throw pillow! myProgrammer
#software #developers #open #source #java #ThrowPillow
If you like to think contemplate and decide then you know that "Brain Power Is For Real". Showcase your wry geek side with this educational anatomical fleece blanket featuring the various parts of a brain and the truism saying about brain power. Memorable fleece blanket for anyone who uses one's brain and knows that brain power is for real! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry anatomical attitude with this laptop sleeve case featuring a neuron / synapse along with the title "Just A Thought..." Memorable biological attitude gift for anyone who has a thought while surfing the web! myAnatomical
Bridge players will enjoy creating with this fabric featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge". Great fabric for any avid bridge player! myBridgePlayer
If you work then you should understand the meaning of rest and relaxation. Celebrate life with this inspirational Leonardo da Vinci quotation scarf featuring da Vinci's timeless words of wisdom on the relationship between relaxation work and judgment. Quotation says: "Every now and then go away even briefly have a little relaxation for when you come back to work your judgment will be surer; since to remain constantly at work will cause you to lose power." Memorable scarf for anyone who takes time away from work to rejuvenate! myWork
#leonardo #vinci #Scarf
Showcase your economics side with a dose of econ humor with this supply and demand curve pair of slip-on sneakers! Economics saying says it all: "Supply & Demand Shapes My Outlook On Life". Educational social science truism slip-on sneakers for anyone who understands how bounded he or she is by the forces of economics! myEconomics
#economics #economist #supply #demand #SlipOnSneakers
No need to be a biologist or molecular biologist to understand the role that gene expression plays in developmental biology -- and by extension in the development of one's life. Ask yourself and others this wry scientific query: "What Is Your Life's Blueprint?" Featuring the homeobox gene expression from the fruit fly -- also known as Drosophila melanogaster. Hox genes (i.e. homeobox genes) encode transcription factors that typically switch on cascades of other genes. Make others do a double-take and be thoughtful about how they are developing in life with any of these ponderous scientific humor gifts! myMolecularBiology
#homeobox #genes #genetics #TShirt
No need to work in the field of medicine or be a music lover to enjoy any of these heartbeat attitude gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) with the truism saying "I've Got Rhythm" in Oldgate Lane Outline font. Make others do a double-take today on the rhythm inside of you! myHeartbeat
#heartbeat #words #unwords #Keychain
Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this bath towel featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Never Mind ...". Make others do a double-take on what you are referring to with a dose of geek psyche humor with this bath towel! myPsychology
Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this doormat featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Never Mind ...". Make others do a double-take on what you are referring to with a dose of geek psyche door mat! myPsychology
Are you an opinionated person? Wry cerebral humor comes alive on this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the following truism saying: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?" Make others do a double-take on your brainy attitude with this memorable anatomical brain humor saying cotton/polyester face mask! myPsychology
Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with this anatomical humor planner featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent reflective fun today with this planner! myPsychology
Showcase wry optical humor with this design featuring Snell's law which says that the ratio of the sines of the angles of incidence and of refraction is a constant that depends on the media. Snell's law is also known as Descartes' law or the law of refraction. Make others do a double-take with this scientific truism refraction humor tote bag that include the tongue-in-cheek saying "Obey Refraction It's The Law". No need to be a physics major to enjoy! myPhysics
#obey #refraction #LargeToteBag
Showcase your wry attitude toward the game of chess with this bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the following quirky chess truism saying "Play Chess It's The Only Game Where One Can Go From Pawn To Queen". Memorable bandana for any avid chess player! myChess
Showcase the importance of osmoregulation with this matchbox featuring the sodium-potassium pump used in active transport along with the tongue-in-cheek scientific truism "Osmoregulation Is Key To My Survival". Make others do a double-take about the importance of osmolytic balance to our daily lives! myBiochemistry
Chess players will enjoy this chess saying pair of socks featuring a reflective chess set along with the following observation: "Chess Never A Stale Game". Make others do a double-take at why chess the game never seems stale to you! Memorable chess humor pair of socks for anyone who views the game of chess with a fresh pair of eyes each time! myChess
Biochemists will enjoy this necklace featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "Team Biochemistry". myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry attitude toward the game of chess the next time you create with this fabric featuring a reflective chess set along with the following quirky chess truism saying "Play Chess It's The Only Game Where One Can Go From Pawn To Queen". Memorable fabric for any avid chess player! myChess
