Take Any Road In Life Reach A Saddle Point (Math) Coffee Mug

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If you travel in the road of life -- and who doesn't? -- you'll enjoy wry math and geometry humor with this mug featuring a saddle point along with the saying: "Take Any Road In Life And You'll Eventually Reach A Saddle Point". In mathematics a saddle point is a point in the domain of a function of two variables which is a stationary point but not a local extremum. At such a point the surface resembles a saddle that curves up in one direction and curves down in a different direction -- much like a horse saddle. Showcase tongue-in-cheek educational mathematical humor with this life humor truism saying mug today! myMathematician

#take #road #life #CoffeeMug

Inefficient Working Body Located Inside Physics Table Lamp

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Featuring the Carnot heat engine which is often used to illustrate the Second Law of Thermodynamics showcase your wry and witty thermodynamic sense of humor with this lamp with the saying "Inefficient Working Body Located Inside". Lamp for anyone who is lazy or who knows about the physics of work! myWork

#carnot #heat #engine #lazy #lifestyle #TableLamp

Pattern Recognition Is The Name Of The Game Chess Slip-On Sneakers

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Chess players and chess teachers will enjoy this wry chess saying pair of slip-on sneakers featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Pattern Recognition Is The Name Of The Game". Make others do a double-take about what the game of chess is all about with this chess truism pair of slip-on sneakers! myChess

Are You At Equilibrium? Supply-and-Demand Humor Socks

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Economics humor comes alive on this pair of socks featuring a supply-and-demand curve on a graph along with the following query caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?" No matter what your psychological (mental) state or economic state is showcase your wry econ sense of humor with this geek query humor pair of socks! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy! myEconomics

#equilibrium #economics #Socks

Chess Is Not Addictive I've Quit Hundreds Of Times Table Lamp

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Have you ever quit the game of chess? Wry chess attitude is alive and well on this lamp featuring a reflective chess set along with the tongue-in-cheek sarcastic saying "Chess Is Not Addictive I've Quit Hundreds Of Times". Make others do a double-take about how addictive the game of chess truly is with a dose of chess humor today! myChess

Chess Players Participate In The Hopscotch Of Mind Scarf

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Showcase your wit and wisdom regarding the game of chess with this scarf featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess Players Participate In The Hopscotch Of The Mind". Memorable chess attitude scarf for any avid chess player who knows what a chess player's mind goes through when playing the game of chess! myChess

Caffeine Addict Inside (Caffeine Molecule) Coffee Mug

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Do you drink a lot of caffeinated beverages? Addicted to caffeine? Showcase your wry scientific educational chemical molecule side with any of these gifts featuring the caffeine molecule along with the saying "Caffeine Addict Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek geek humor attitude today! myBiochemistry

Our Common History Earth History Timeline Spiral Face Mask

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Do you enjoy viewing Earth's history? Do you see Earth's history as our common history? Showcase wry educational fun with this Earth's history timeline spiral cotton/polyester face mask! Let others know exactly when life began and all of the periods eons and epochs that have taken place. Geological timeline for anyone who knows about our common history! myEarthScience

#geological #time #geology #earths #history #FaceMask

Study Of Brain Physiology (c. 1508) da Vinci Slip-On Sneakers

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No need to be a neurosurgeon or neuroscientist to enjoy this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring an illustration of the human brain by Renaissance genius scientist and artist Leonardo da Vinci. Title of da Vinci's infamous work is known as "Study Of Brain Physiology" and is circa 1508. myAnatomical

Genetic Reshuffling Inside Biology Geek Humor Notebook

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No need to be a molecular biologist or geneticist to enjoy wry DNA replication attitude with this notebook featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the following truism saying for anyone with DNA: "Genetic Reshuffling Inside". Make others do a double-take at what happens at the molecular level today with this science humor notebook! myMolecularBiology

#molecular #biologist #geek #humor #words #Notebook

Wine Grape Berry (Botanical Anatomy) Throw Pillow

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Showcase your wry botanical side with this pillow gift featuring all key anatomical parts of a "Wine Grape Berry". Perfect pillow gift for any wine connoisseur who loves to nap! myAnatomical

Just Feeling Peachy Peach Anatomy Fruit Geek Humor Scarf

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Showcase your tongue-in-cheek food for thought side with this fruit attitude scarf featuring peach anatomy. Comes with the truism saying that will make others do a double-take as to what you are referring to: "Just Feeling Peachy". Memorable peach humor scarf for anyone who enjoys peachy humor! myAnatomical

Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking Neuron Synapse T-Shirt

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No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this t-shirt featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today! myAnatomical

Normal Heartbeat Inside (ECG EKG) Button

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No need to be a doctor or lab technician to enjoy any of these wry medical humor gifts featuring what a normal heartbeat looks like on an electrocardiogram (ECG or EKG). Make others do a double-take today on the "Normal Heartbeat Inside" with a dose of educational attitude! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #sinus #rhythm #words #Button

Our Common History (Earth History Timeline Spiral) Coffee Mug #time #line #geological #time #geology #CoffeeMug

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Our Common History (Earth History Timeline Spiral) Coffee Mug

Economists Do It With Models Supply Demand Humor Pocket Watch

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Wry economics humor comes alive on this pocket watch featuring the supply and demand curve along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy this double entendre economics attitude pocket watch that's just perfect for anyone who works with a model in one's head! myEconomics

#economics #econ #economist #econometrics #mathematician #PocketWatch

To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question Bridge Face Mask

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If you have ever asked yourself whether you should bid or not you'll enjoy this bridge saying cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism query: "To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with your wry bridge attitude today with this face mask! With apologies to William Shakespeare! myBridgePlayer

Chaos Theory's Butterfly Effect T-Shirt

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Do you know about chaos theory and the butterfly effect? Showcase intelligent attitude with any of these "Chaos Theory's Butterfly Effect" gifts. No need to be a physicist or atmospheric scientist to let others know that small minute changes have major consequences! myPhysics

#physics #graph #butterfly #effect #chaos #TShirt

Indestructible Phineas Gage Psychology Humor Doormat

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Are you indestructible? Showcase your wry cerebral localization attitude with this doormat featuring Phineas Gage an American railroad construction foreman now remembered for his improbable survival of an accident in which a large iron rod was driven completely through his head destroying much of his brain's left frontal lobe. Gage is often discussed in neurology psychology and related disciplines with respect to understanding the mind-body connection. These all include the truism caption "Indestructible". myPsychology

Life Is Nothing But An Organic Cycle Krebs Cycle Jigsaw Puzzle

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Life is all about birth death and the Krebs cycle! Showcase wry organic chemistry humor with this jigsaw puzzle featuring the Krebs cycle also known as the citric acid cycle (TCAC) or the tricarboxylic acid cycle along with the scientific truism saying "Life Is Nothing But An Organic Cycle". Intelligent educational double-entendre geek attitude puzzle for anyone who knows that life follows an organic cycle! myBiochemistry

Never Underestimate The Power Of A Pawn (Chess) Jigsaw Puzzle

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Chess players understand that the game isn't over until it is over and that when making decisions on the chess board one should "Never Underestimate The Power Of A Pawn". Even your weakest chip may win the game! Comes with reflective chess set and memorable advice at the table. Perfect jigsaw puzzle for any avid chess player or chess teacher! myChess

Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Metal Ornament

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Showcase your wry geological plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these earth science gifts which geologists and earth scientists -- or anyone who is plate tectonics fan -- will enjoy! Featuring a map of the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying that everyone will agree with: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Educational scientific seismological fun for anyone who has experienced an earthquake. myEarthScience

#earthquakes #fault #MetalOrnament

Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Mouse Pad

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Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with any of these gifts with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor for all who know about the sameness found in life! myOpticalIllusion

#psyche #psychology #optical #illusion #MousePad

2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Round Clock

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Showcase your wry evolutionary side with this molecular biology attitude clock featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myEvolution

#percent #neanderthal #geek #RoundClock

Mean Thoughts Inside Statistics Humor Bandana

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Showcase wry statistical humor with this psychological stats bandana featuring the bell curve (Gaussian distribution curve) along with the definition saying "Mean Thoughts Inside". Shows the percentages of a normal distribution curve. No need to be a statistician psychologist or an angry person to enjoy! Perfect double entendre bandana for anyone who thinks about averages and statistics constantly! myStatistician

Hard Work Is In My DNA Molecular Biology Humor Serving Tray

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Showcase your wry DNA replication sense of humor with this serving tray featuring the saying "Hard Work Is In My DNA". Make others do a double-take about where you get your hard worker nature from with a dose of genetics attitude today! myWork

#hard #work #ServingTray

Just A Normal Statistician Bell Curve Geek Humor Face Shield

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Are you just a normal statistician? Showcase your normal sense of humor with this wry statistical humor face shield featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Just A Normal Statistician". Make others do a double-take at how normal you are according to the world of statistics! Memorable face shield for anyone who plays with statistics and consider himself or herself to be a statistician! myStatistician

Genetics Is In My Genes DNA Replication Humor Fleece Blanket

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No need to be a biologist or geneticist to enjoy wry scientific humor with this fleece blanket featuring DNA replication complete with all key parts and labels along with the biological truism saying "Genetics Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take on the world of genetics and genes with this educational scientific attitude fleece blanket today! myMolecularBiology

#replication #genetics #FleeceBlanket

Warning! Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Inside Anatomical Socks

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Those who have carpal tunnel syndrome will enjoy this anatomical humor pair of socks featuring hand anatomy from the medical textbook Gray's Anatomy along with the saying "Warning! Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Inside". Medical geek humor socks for anyone with carpal tunnel syndrome! myAnatomical

To Be King Of Code Really Need To Know Slice Dice Magnet

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Software developers and software engineers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Java's mascot Duke with a crown on its head and holding a chainsaw. Wry computer programmer truism says it all: "To Be King Of Code You Really Need To Know How To Slice & Dice Code". Inspirational gifts for all who slice and dice code with tongue-in-cheek geek humor! myProgrammer

#king #code #Magnet

Software DNA Inside DNA Replication Humor Metal Sign

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Anyone who has worked or lived in the software industry for a long time will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek molecular biology attitude metal parking sign featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on your genetic propensity for software: "Software DNA Inside". myMolecularBiology

#molecular #biologist #software #engineer #words #MetalSign

Just Showing You My Heart Anatomical Heart Planner

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No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek anatomical heart humor with this planner featuring a diagram of a human heart from the medical textbook Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Just Showing You My Heart". Make everyone do a double-take at what you mean with this heart anatomy planner! myAnatomical

Coded For Life DNA Replication Molecular Biology Notebook

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Face it - we are all coded for life. No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with this notebook featuring DNA replication along with the following biological truism saying: "Coded For Life". myMolecularBiology

#coded #life #Notebook

Think Binary Clock (Geek Humor) Coffee Mug

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Celebrate your geek side with this mug featuring a clock with all of the hour numbers in binary form along with the following saying in the middle: "Think Binary". Make others do a double-take about the binary world today! myMathematician

#think #binary #clock #CoffeeMug