Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
DNA humor is alive and well on this throw pillow featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Warning! No Lifeguards In The Gene Pool". No need to be a molecular biologist or geneticist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek science humor the next time you take a rest! myWarning
#genes #sarcasm #lifeguards #ThrowPillow
Thoughtful chess players all around the world will enjoy this planner featuring an excerpt from Founding Father Benjamin Franklin's essay "The Morals Of Chess" as published in 1786. Make others do a double-take on what the game of chess can teach a person with this words of wisdom chess quotation planner featuring a reflective chess set! Memorable gift for any chess teacher or chess director. myChess
Statisticians and psychologists will enjoy this bandana featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the caption that provides sound advice for those who work with stats: "Always Test Your Hypothesis". myStatistician
Psyche humor is alive and well on this signage humor fabric featuring the yellow diamond warning sign which says the following: "Warning! External Locus Of Identity Inside". If you are too affected by how others view you you'll enjoy creating and making things with this classic geek signage humor mug fabric No need to be a psychologist to enjoy! myPsychology
Signage humor metal parking sign featuring sign of person falling down the stairs -- meaning warning of slippery steps -- along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the different paths of life that one can take: "Warning! The Stairs Of Life Can Be Slippery". myWarning
#signage #life #advice #sign #MetalSign
Showcase your wry chess player side with a dose of chess humor with this polyester face mask featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "Life Is Not Long Enough To Master The Game Of Chess". myChess
Statisticians and psychologists will enjoy this planner featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the caption that provides sound advice for those who work with stats: "Always Test Your Hypothesis". myStatistician
Showcase your wry geek sense of style when you wear this necklace featuring the caffeine chemical molecule along with the query "Are You Awake Yet?" Make others do a double-take at whether you or they are awake or not with this educational scientific necklace! myPsychology
Do your opponents underestimate your abilities as a chess player? Showcase your wry chess player attitude with a dose of sound chess advice with this scarf featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Never Underestimate Your Opponents". Memorable chess attitude scarf for any avid chess player! myChess
Statisticians and psychologists will enjoy these Post-it Notes featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the caption that provides sound advice for those who work with stats: "Always Test Your Hypothesis". myStatistician
Are you just a normal statistician? Showcase your normal sense of humor with this wry statistical humor mug featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Just A Normal Statistician". Make others do a double-take at how normal you are according to the world of statistics! Memorable mug for anyone who plays with statistics and considers oneself to be a statistician! myStatistician
Make others do a double-take about the mental gymnastics involved when playing chess with this throw pillow featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess advice: "Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind". Great throw pillow gift for any avid chess player or chess teacher! myChess
Statisticians psychologists economists scientists social scientists and anyone who works with statistics will enjoy this scarf featuring bell curve (normal distribution curve) attitude. Includes the bell curve complete with percentages under the curve along with the following saying that will make statisticians and non-statisticians alike do a double-take: "Showcase Your Statistical Significance Do Statistics". Memorable educational statistical significance humor scarf for anyone who knows about calculating probabilities! myStatistician
Statisticians and psychologists will enjoy this scarf featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the caption that provides sound advice for those who work with stats: "Always Test Your Hypothesis". myStatistician
Showcase your wry and inspirational chemical side with this scarf featuring the ball-and-stick model of the serotonin chemical molecule along with the saying "Happiness Molecule Inside". Serotonin is often called the "happiness molecule" because it influences one's mood. myBiochemistry
Statisticians and psychologists will enjoy this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the caption that provides sound advice for those who work with stats: "Always Test Your Hypothesis". myStatistician
Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with this metal parking sign featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis of course is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with this metal sign featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis! myBiochemistry
No need to be a chemist or biochemist to enjoy wry scientific humor the next time you create with this fabric featuring the chemical structure of the mammalian hormone oxytocin along with the following truism saying: "Trust Is A Biochemical Phenomenon". Make others do a double-take at the chemistry behind the feeling of trust with this geek humor fabric today! myBiochemistry
No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry anatomical and scientific humor with this pair of socks featuring a diagram of the various epidermal layers. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you are saying about beauty: "Beauty May Only Be Skin Deep But There Are Five Layers Of Skin". Educational scientific pair of socks for anyone with skin and a dose of epidermal attitude! myAnatomical
Are you frequently lost in translation? No need to know about protein synthesis to enjoy wry biochemistry humor with this bandana featuring messenger RNA along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying that is applicable in life: "If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA". Make others do a double-take about language and meaning with this quirky scientific saying bandana! myBiochemistry
No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry anatomical and scientific humor with this bandana featuring a diagram of the various epidermal layers. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you are saying about beauty: "Beauty May Only Be Skin Deep But There Are Five Layers Of Skin". Educational scientific bandana for anyone with skin and a dose of epidermal attitude! myAnatomical
No need to be a psychologist to enjoy introducing yourself with these business cards featuring the infamous duck-rabbit illusion along with the saying "Paradigm Shift Begins With Psychology". Make others do a double-take about shifting their views on any particular subject with a dose of intelligent attitude! myOpticalIllusion
#paradigm #shift #begins #with #psychology #BusinessCard
Enzyme kinetics humor is alive and well on this geek attitude watch featuring the relationship between substrate concentration and reaction rate on a graph along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Saturated Yet?" Classic scientific humor watch gift for any chemist or biochemist! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry neuronal sense of humor with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Alert And Attentive Inside". Memorable biological and anatomical pair of slip-on sneakers for anyone with an attention span! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry anatomical side with this pair of socks featuring the rhetorical question "What Is Your Achilles' Heel?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of Gray's Anatomy medical and psychological attitude with this educational scientific illustration Achilles' heel pair of socks! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry cerebral sense of humor with a dose of anatomical fun with this pair of socks featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Just Call Me Cerebral". No need to be a brain surgeon or philosopher or psychologist to enjoy pensive geek humor today! myAnatomical
No need to be a gastroenterologist or work in the medical field to enjoy this wry medical and anatomical humor bandana featuring the digestive system. Includes key labels and the saying "Living Today Takes Lots Of Guts". No matter what your age or what you do for a living showcase your gusty attitude toward life today with this scientific saying bandana! Memorable life saying bandana for anyone with guts. myAnatomical
Showcase your medical technology attitude with any of these featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life". Medical geek truism saying for anyone with a heartbeat! myHeartbeat
#heartbeat #WaterBottle
No matter what your age you'll enjoy this wry science humor gift tee featuring DNA replication with the saying "Mature DNA Inside". Educational colorful molecular biology fun featuring deoxyribonucleic acid the stuff of life. Timeless age gift for anyone with genes or who is old enough to have mature DNA! myMolecularBiology
#biology #replication #acid #TShirt
Showcase your scientific altruistic side with a dose of molecular biology humor with this tote bag featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Altruism Is In My Genes". myMolecularBiology
#altruism #genes #LargeToteBag
Showcase your wry anatomical sense of style the next time you take a nap with this medical psyche throw pillow featuring the different parts of the human brain long with the saying "Awakened Brain Inside". Memorable throw pillow for anyone who has just awakened! myPsychology
Do you like to refer to yourself? Enjoy this information technology (IT) computer speak t-shirt gift that says "Self-Referential 127.0.0.1". Computer humor for anyone who knows what localhost is and who has referred back to a home computer! myProgrammer
#computer #science #home #programmer #TShirt
Introduced first in 1927 by the German physicist Werner Heisenberg the Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. In other words two variables that do not commute cannot be measured simultaneously—the more precisely one is known the less precisely the other can be known. Let your wry quantum mechanics side shine with this mug featuring an illustration of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle along with the following ponderous existential geek humor caption: "How Certain Are You Of Anything In This Uncertain World?" myPhysics
#heisenbergs #uncertainty #principle #quantum #mechanics #CoffeeMug
Showcase your wry neuron / synapse attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring all key anatomical parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following saying for all thinkers: "Thought Process Experimentation Inside". myPsychology
Wry scientific evolutionary humor comes alive on this xMas stocking that shows exactly where are amongst phylogenetic groups. Let others know that you are part of the Mammalia group with the "You Are Here" callout! Note: Polyphyly means that the group does not contain the most recent common ancestor of all of its members. myEvolution
#phylogenetic #groups #mammalia #LargeChristmasStocking
Showcase your wry bridge attitude with a dose of sensible bridge advice with this throw pillow featuring the four card suits along with the truism saying "Winning At Bridge Requires A Common System". No need to be an avid bridge player or bridge teacher to enjoy! myBridgePlayer
No need to be an optician or ophthalmologist to enjoy this wry medical anatomical design featuring the eye. Includes all important parts including cornea retina and vitreous humour. Common truism saying says it all: "Here's An Eyeful". Make everyone do a double-take with their eyes with this educational scientific eyeball humor xMas stocking! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry attitude toward motherhood with this signage humor mug featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the universal pictogram for breastfeeding in black and white with the following truism saying: "Motherhood Is A Lot Of Work". myWork
#motherhood #mother #breastfeeding #TwoToneCoffeeMug
Physicists and physics majors will enjoy these gifts featuring the Second Law of Thermodynamics along with a diagram of a simple Carnot cycle. Specifically the following text is included: "The second law of thermodynamics implies that no useful work can be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink." Make others do a double-take and test their knowledge of the Second Law of Thermodynamics today with these gifts! myWork
#isolated #system #temperature #words #ClothPlacemat
If you are frequently not in equilibrium - from an economics and psychological perspective - you'll enjoy this supply-and-demand curve trivet featuring the supply-and-demand graph along with the wry economics truism saying: "Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory But Not Often Found In Practice". Memorable trivet for anyone who seeks economic equilibrium but often never finds it. myEconomics
#curve #economics #economist #humor #Trivet
Showcase your wry chess attitude with this doormat featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Mad For Chess". Memorable chess humor saying door mat for any chess club! myChess
