Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Are you a slow bridge player? Do you play bridge slowly with your partner? Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with this bandana featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Warning! Slow Bridge Player Ahead". Warn others at the bridge table with a dose of bridge humor whenever you wear this bandana! myWarning
#bridge #humor #advice #words #Bandana
Avid chess players who desire to reach the Grandmaster level will enjoy this bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the following saying: "Checkmate Is My Mantra". Memorable chess saying bandana for any chess player who loves to checkmate opponents! myChess
Showcase your wry digestive system anatomical sense of style with this tee featuring the saying "Warning! Churning Guts Inside". myWarning
#warning #digestive #system #churning #guts #TShirt
Chess players and chess teachers will enjoy wry chess attitude with this bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Get The Rhythm Play Chess". Make others do a double-take about the mental rhythm that chess players fall into and exhibit whenever they play chess with this memorable chess advice bandana! myChess
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying that many bridge players can agree with: "Two No Trump Is Often The Most Difficult Contract". myPsychology
No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today! myPsychology
Showcase your existential chess player side with this throw pillow featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Beauty Is Found In The Mind Of The Chess Player". Memorable throw pillow for any chess player who likes to think about chess when taking a nap! myChess
Showcase your wry chess attitude with this chess saying bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the following observation often made by chess players: "Beauty Is Found In The Mind Of The Chess Player". myChess
Math and stats geeks will enjoy this statistical formula gift tee featuring the definition of standard deviation -- i.e. the square root of the variance. Showcase your statistical prowess and educate others on the proper definition of standard deviation when wearing this t-shirt! myStatistician
No need to be a medical researcher or geneticist to enjoy wry molecular biology / biochemistry humor with this design featuring the chemical structure of messenger RNA - i.e. mRNA or messenger ribonucleic acid. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude the next time you create with this fabric featuring the saying "All The Way With mRNA". Biotechnology attitude fabric for everyone who knows about the importance of messenger RNA as a biochemical component for current vaccine development. myBiochemistry
Showcase the importance of osmoregulation with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the sodium-potassium pump used in active transport along with the tongue-in-cheek scientific truism "Osmoregulation Is Key To My Survival". Make others do a double-take about the importance of osmolytic balance to our daily lives! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry citric acid cycle side with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the Krebs cycle along with the following saying in Love Letters font: "In Love With My Energy Cycle". Memorable biochemistry geek humor scientific saying slip-on sneakers for anyone with energy! myBiochemistry
Do you like to rest? If so showcase your wry and witty biochemical cell biology side with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the sodium-potassium pump used in active transport along with the saying "Resting Potential Inside". myBiochemistry
No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy this matchbox featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that when viewed from the correct angle appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with this matchbox featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"! myOpticalIllusion
#mountain #Matchboxes
Showcase wry scientific medical anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the eye. Includes medical terminology. Educational scientific fun for anyone who desires for others to "Just Look At Me In The Eye". Medical geek humor for all -- no need to be an optometrist or ophthalmologist to enjoy! myAnatomical
Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with this doormat featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis of course is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with this door mat featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry anatomical attitude with this medical humor metal ornament featuring all key arteries and veins of the circulatory system along with the following truism saying about cardiologists: "Cardiologists Just Go With The Flow". myAnatomical
Showcase your wry cerebral sense of humor with a dose of anatomical fun with this binder featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Just Call Me Cerebral". No need to be a brain surgeon or philosopher or psychologist to enjoy pensive geek humor today! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry cerebral sense of humor with a dose of anatomical fun with this planner featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Just Call Me Cerebral". No need to be a brain surgeon or philosopher or psychologist to enjoy pensive geek humor with this planner! myAnatomical
Make others do a double-take with this EKG/ECG (electrocardiogram) clock with the wry saying "Just A Heartbeat Away". Whether it is for a loved one near and dear to your heart or whether you are talking about life and death matters impress others with tongue-in-cheek medical humor today! Memorable clock gift for Valentine's Day birthdays and anyone who misses someone from afar! myHeartbeat
#words #unwords #RoundClock
Showcase your medical technology attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life". Medical geek truism saying for anyone with a heartbeat! myHeartbeat
#heartbeat #SquareSticker
Molecular biologists will enjoy this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring DNA replication complete with all key labels of leading and lagging strands along with the truism caption "Team Molecular Biology". Anyone working in the biotechnology field will enjoy this educational scientific molecular biology saying pair of slip-on sneakers! myMolecularBiology
#team #molecular #biology #biotechnology #geek #SlipOnSneakers
Are you a perfectionist? Do you believe that there is a genetic basis for perfectionism? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA". Memorable biology geek humor gifts for all who love to be perfect! myMolecularBiology
#genes #words #unwords #LongApron
Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake doughnut and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myProgrammer
#will #code #food #android #Magnet
Wildfires are occurring everywhere on this planet due to climate change. Let your wry environmental side shine with this mug featuring a forest fire along with the following scientific saying about global warning and climate change: "Climate Change Is Here We Are Living In The Pyrocene Era". Make other do a double-take on the era that we live in today with this mug! myEcology
Face it - you cannot have good without the bad right without wrong black without white. Showcase this fact with this psyche cotton/polyester face mask featuring the infamous yin-yang duality symbol along with the saying "Life Always Consists Of Polar Opposites". Memorable psychology attitude cotton/polyester face mask who understands the nature of polar opposites in life! myPsychology
Whether you are student or teacher you'll enjoy any of these scientific truism gifts featuring osmosis over the cell membrane with the saying "Learning By Osmosis Occurs Over Time". Comes with detailed labels of all key parts. Memorable educational biological and psychological attitude gifts for learners of all ages! myPsychology
No need to be a statistician or psychologist to understand type I and type II statistical errors. Type I error is an α error or a "false positive": the error of rejecting a null hypothesis when it is actually true. Type II error is a β error or a "false negative": the error of failing to reject a null hypothesis when it is in fact not true. Showcase your knowledge and understand of who is right and who is wrong with this statistical attitude pocket watch for the next time you tell time. myStatistician
Showcase wry educational stats humor with this scarf featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Think Probabilities Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy. Psychological stats attitude scarf for any realist who understands how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities! myPsychology
Showcase your wry scientific / quantum mechanics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Schrödinger's cat paradox along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics - Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Tongue-in-cheek physics attitude for all who understand is-the-cat-alive-or-dead issues in the field of quantum mechanics! myPhysics
#proof #that #life #relative #JigsawPuzzle
No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy this scientific informative lamp featuring a jerk circuit a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with this lamp featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit". myPhysics
#jerk #circuit #life #nothing #TableLamp
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y". Great bridge saying gifts for any avid bridge player! myBridgePlayer
DNA is not everything. Showcase this fact with this wry molecular biology bandana featuring DNA replication along with a cross out with the saying "Think Epigenetics!" Bandana with wry scientific attitude for anyone who understands that it is the environmental interaction with genes that is important -- not the genes or the DNA code all by itself! Tongue-in-cheek humor for anyone who knows about how evolution occurs! myEvolution
#environmental #genetics #genes #epigenetics #molecular #Bandana
Bridge attitude is alive and well on this notebook featuring the four card suits along with the following saying that is often heard around partnership desks at bridge tournaments: "Wanted A Partner With A Good Hand". myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with this clock featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "When The Pressure Gets To Me I Go Snorkeling In My Dreams". Make others do a double-take on the type of pressure-filled life that you lead with a dose of geek humor today with this memorable clock featuring Java's Duke! myWork
#software #engineer #javas #mascot #duke #RoundClock
Do you often experience the "flight or fight" response in your gut? Chalk it up to hormones with this anatomical medical and health humor planner featuring the endocrine system associated with the gut along with the educational scientific truism saying "Flight Or Fight Is A Matter Of Gut Hormones". Do a double-take about what is happening inside of your gut when the flight or fight response occurs with this planner! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "When The Pressure Gets To Me I Go Snorkeling In My Dreams". Make others do a double-take on the type of pressure-filled life that you lead with a dose of geek humor today with these memorable gifts featuring Java's Duke! myWork
#software #engineer #javas #mascot #duke #KeepsakeBox
Featuring the Carnot heat engine which is often used to illustrate the Second Law of Thermodynamics showcase your wry and witty thermodynamic sense of humor with this xMas stocking with the saying "Inefficient Working Body Located Inside". xMas stocking for anyone who is lazy or who knows about the physics of work! myWork
#carnot #heat #engine #lazy #lifestyle #LargeChristmasStocking
