Monday, December 27, 2021

Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA (Humor) Notebook


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If you're a perfectionist and think that you are genetically wired to be as such you'll enjoy this wry molecular biology humor notebook featuring DNA replication along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take at why you are so nit-picky and detail-oriented: "Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA". myMolecularBiology

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Study Quantum Physics Higgs Field Standard Model Trivet


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Quantum physicists will enjoy this trivet featuring the Higgs field of quantum mechanics along with the following physics geek advice: "Study Quantum Physics After All You Can Do Things Prohibited By The Laws Of Classical Physics". Make others do a double-take on why everyone should study quantum physics with a dose of tongue-in-cheek geek humor today! myPhysics

#quantum #physics #higgs #field #Trivet

Pacific Ocean World's Largest Air Conditioner Fleece Blanket


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If you live on the West Coast and experience cool temperatures during the summer you'll enjoy this geographical and meteorological attitude fleece blanket featuring the Pacific Ocean along with the truism saying "Pacific Ocean World's Largest Air Conditioner". Make others do a double-take at which body of water influences weather the most on planet Earth with this scientific attitude fleece blanket today! myMeteorologist

#pacific #ocean #topography #geography #geographer #FleeceBlanket

Evolution Of Life A Timeline (Biology) Two-Tone Coffee Mug


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Showcase your biological side throughout the history of Earth with any of these gifts featuring life on Earth as it first began to the present day in a timeline. Includes the title and caption that says it all: "Evolution Of Life A Timeline". Educational gifts for all who understand that it took billions of years of evolution before we (Homo sapiens) came about! myEvolution

#evolution #life #timelineearths #TwoToneCoffeeMug

How Focused Are You? Parabola Graph Math Humor Serving Tray


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Geometric attitude is alive and well on this serving tray featuring a parabola along with the following ponderous query: "How Focused Are You?" Parabolic curve showing chord (L) focus (F) and vertex. L is an arbitrary chord of the parabola perpendicular to its axis of symmetry. Showcase your wry mathematical side with a dose of educational geek humor with this serving tray! myMathematician

#focused #graph #ServingTray

It's Storm Surge Season Are You Prepared? Travel Mug


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Meteorologists and earth scientists will enjoy this mug featuring an illustration of a storm surge along with the following wise words for anyone who lives along the coastline and has experienced severe weather: "It's Storm Surge Season - Are You Prepared?" myEarthScience

#storm #surge #season #TravelMug

Don't Mind Me I'm Just In The Shadow Zone T-Shirt


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Do you feel like you are in the shadow zone at times? No need to be a seismologist to understand S-waves and P-waves and the shadow zone. This tee features the P-wave (primary seismic waves) and its shadow zone as the waves are refracted downwards on entering the Earth's core as the liquid outer core lowers their speed. This shadow zone occurs between 104 and 140 degrees. Wry educational geology truism saying for all those who do not want to be affected by earthquakes: "Don't Mind Me I'm Just In The Shadow Zone". Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek earth science humor today! myEarthScience

#seismology #words #unwords #dont #TShirt

Biotechnology Is In My Genes DNA Replication Humor Apron


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No need to work in the field of biotechnology to enjoy wry scientific humor with this all-over print apron featuring DNA replication complete with all key parts labeled along with the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take about what is going on inside of oneself with this biological truism today! myMolecularBiology

#biotechnology #genes #Apron

Immunity Is In My Genes Immunology Chromosome 6 Metal Sign


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Showcase your knowledge of the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) -- also known as the human leukocyte antigen (HLA) -- with this biology humor metal parking sign featuring the various genes of the HLA on human chromosome 6 along with the saying "Immunity Is In My Genes". Memorable metal sign for any immunologist! myMolecularBiology

#immunity #genes #MetalSign

Genetic Reshuffling Inside Biology Geek Humor T-Shirt


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No need to be a molecular biologist or geneticist to enjoy wry DNA replication attitude with this tee featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the following truism saying for anyone with DNA: "Genetic Reshuffling Inside". Make others do a double-take at what happens at the molecular level today with this science humor tee! myMolecularBiology

#molecular #biologist #geek #humor #words #TShirt

Heart-Stopping Rhythm Inside Anatomical Heart Throw Pillow


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Do you have heart-stopping rhythm inside of you? No need to work in the medical or musical field to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this throw pillow featuring a medical diagram of the human heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the saying "Heart-Stopping Rhythm Inside". Make others do a double-take with this medical heart saying throw pillow today! myHeartbeat

#heartstopping #rhythm #inside #anatomy #human #ThrowPillow

Spiral Of Geological Time (Earth's History Spiral) Wristwatch #geologist #earth's #history #earth #science #Wristwatch


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Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) T-Shirt


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Make others do a double-take with this supply-and-demand curve tee featuring the cross-out sign along with the wry econ humor saying "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium". Let others know that financial matters are hardly in balance when it comes to your pocketbook with this educational economical truism saying t-shirt! No need to be an economist to enjoy! myEconomics

#money #words #unwords #household #TShirt

Speed Limit 186282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) T-Shirt


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Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally in terms of processing what you can see and figuratively! myPhysics

#speed #limit #physics #light #TShirt

Don't Mind Me I'm Spanning The Spectrum Planner


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Showcase your wry educational scientific side with this planner featuring the full electromagnetic spectrum along with the saying "Don't Mind Me I'm Spanning The Spectrum". Electromagnetic humor planner for anyone who studies physics or listens to the radio! Make others do a double-take at what the electromagnetic spectrum is all about with this planner! myPhysics

#physics #dont #mind #words #Planner

Chaos Theory's Butterfly Effect Sensitive Large Christmas Stocking


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Do you know about chaos theory and the butterfly effect? Showcase intelligent attitude with this "Chaos Theory's Butterfly Effect" xMas stocking. No need to be a physicist or atmospheric scientist to let others know that small minute changes have major consequences with this xMas stocking! myPhysics

#physics #butterfly #effect #chaos #LargeChristmasStocking

Chaos Theory's Butterfly Effect Sensitive Slip-On Sneakers


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Do you know about chaos theory and the butterfly effect? Showcase intelligent attitude with this "Chaos Theory's Butterfly Effect" pair of slip-on sneakers. No need to be a physicist or atmospheric scientist to let others know that small minute changes have major consequences with these slip-on sneakers! myPhysics

#physics #butterfly #effect #chaos #SlipOnSneakers

Do Not Stress Out Over The Faults Of The World Coaster


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Showcase your wry plate tectonics attitude with any of these gifts featuring a map of the world's tectonic plates along with the following sound earth scientific advice for anyone who has been in an earthquake: "Do Not Stress Out Over The Faults Of The World". myEarthScience

#stress #over #Coaster

If You Can't Stand The Heat Become An Extremophile T-Shirt


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Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the bright colors of Grand Prismatic Spring Yellowstone National Park. Comes with a twist on the common advice saying of "If you can't stand the heat ..." that will make others do a double-take: "If You Can't Stand The Heat Become An Extremophile". An extremophile is an organism that thrives in and may even require physically or geochemically extreme conditions that are detrimental to most life on Earth. Scientific educational humor for anyone who understands that one needs to adapt to the environment no matter how extreme in order to survive and thrive! Memorable advice humor gifts for those who thrive where others do not! myEarthScience

#advice #extremophile #geological #geochemistry #geochemical #TShirt

Incubating Ideas Inside Bug Droid Grid Illusion Doormat


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Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy this Bug Droid (bugdroid) doormat featuring the scintillating grid illusion along with the following truism caption for all who work in software development: "Incubating Ideas Inside". Shape position colour and 3D contrast converge to produce the illusion of black dots at the intersections in the grid. Classic alliterative geek humor fun for anyone who incubates ideas on a doormat! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myOpticalIllusion

#droid #bugdroid #optical #illusion #Doormat

Single Origin Multiple Dispersal Hypothesis Postcard


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Let others know with a dose of scientific attitude that we all descended from Eastern Africa with any of these gifts featuring the "Single Origin Multiple Dispersal Hypothesis" in evolutionary theory. Includes world map with migration patterns. No need to be a biologist or evolutionary ecologist to understand that this hypothesis explains why haplogroups M and N are found in different locations throughout the world. myEvolution

#evolution #biology #anthropology #genealogy #evolutionary #Postcard

Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA (Genes) Long Apron


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Are you a perfectionist? Do you believe that there is a genetic basis for perfectionism? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA". Memorable biology geek humor gifts for all who love to be perfect! myMolecularBiology

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Genetic Reshuffling Inside Biology Geek Humor Face Mask


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No need to be a molecular biologist or geneticist to enjoy wry DNA replication attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the following truism saying for anyone with DNA: "Genetic Reshuffling Inside". Make others do a double-take at what happens at the molecular level today with this science humor cotton/polyester face mask! myMolecularBiology

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Expressive DNA Inside Molecular Biology Humor Coaster Set


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Are you an expressive person? Alternately do you know about gene expression? Showcase your expressive self with wry DNA replication humor with this coaster set with the scientific biological truism saying "Expressive DNA Inside". Make others do a double-take and wonder about what you really mean! myMolecularBiology

#acid #gene #expression #CoasterSet

Penrose Tiling Five-Fold Symmetry Bandana


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Showcase your symmetrical side with this mathematical bandana featuring Penrose tiling with five-fold symmetry. myMathematician

#penrose #tiling #geometry #math #fivefold #Bandana