Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Do you know about chaos theory and the butterfly effect? Showcase intelligent attitude with this "Chaos Theory's Butterfly Effect" cotton/polyester face mask. No need to be a physicist or atmospheric scientist to let others know that small minute changes have major consequences with this cotton/polyester face mask! myPhysics
#physics #graph #butterfly #effect #chaos #FaceMask
Showcase your biochemical attitude the next time you create with this geek humor fabric featuring the four nucleotide bases of deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) along with the following biological truism saying: "DNA Bases Basis For Life". Design comes with the molecular structure of adenine cytosine guanine and thiamine. myBiochemistry
#biology #biochemistry #Fabric
No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Ricci flow a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric gifts for any fan of geometric flows! myPhysics
#ricci #flow #geometry #math #mathematician #TShirt
Introduced first in 1927 by the German physicist Werner Heisenberg the Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. In other words two variables that do not commute cannot be measured simultaneously—the more precisely one is known the less precisely the other can be known. Let your wry quantum mechanics side shine with this mug featuring an illustration of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle along with the following ponderous existential geek humor caption: "How Certain Are You Of Anything In This Uncertain World?" myPhysics
#heisenbergs #uncertainty #principle #quantum #mechanics #CoffeeMug
No need to be a statistician psychologist or mathematician to appreciate the limitations of regression analysis with this binder featuring linear least squares along with the following stats saying: "Linear Solutions Are Often Not The Best Answers". Make others do a double-take at the limitations of linear least squares and regression techniques today with this binder myStatistician
#linear #solutions #regression #least #3RingBinder
No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy wry statistical humor with this xMas stocking featuring the bell curve distribution (also known as the Gaussian curve normal distribution curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Embrace Your Normal Self". Classic geek humor xMas stocking for anyone who embraces one's own normal self with a dose of psychological statistical attitude style! myStatistician
#bell #curve #embrace #your #normal #LargeChristmasStocking
No need to be a statistician or mathematician to enjoy thinking about the bell curve with this puzzle featuring the normal distribution curve along with percentages underneath the curve and the saying "Simply Statistical". Educational statistical saying jigsaw puzzle for anyone who works with statistics! myStatistician
#statistics #bell #curve #stats #simply #JigsawPuzzle
No need to be a statistician to enjoy telling time with this geek humor stats watch featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the saying "Simply Statistical". myStatistician
#statistics #bell #curve #stats #simply #WristWatch
Have you been through mergers? Do you drive and drive through merge zones? Signage humor for anyone who has been through mergers! Includes the transportation sign for merge zone ahead along with the following saying: "Beware Of Merge Zones Organizational Integration Is Often Not Seamless". Make others do a double-take today with a dose of signage attitude today! myPsychology
#beware #merge #zones #signs #TShirt
If you enjoy discussing the weather and are prepared for all types of inclement weather you'll enjoy this metal parking sign featuring a bunch of clouds with rain snow and a lightning bolt descending from them along with the sound weather advice: "Be Prepared For Inclement Weather". Make others do a double-take at what conditions they should be prepared for -- no matter what season time of day or geographic location -- with this memorable weather saying metal parking sign! myMeteorologist
#weather #meteorology #clouds #meteorologist #MetalSign
Are you an inflection point in your life? Showcase your wry inflection point side with a dose of math (calculus) and geometry humor with this cotton face mask featuring an inflection point (a point along the curve where the sign of the curvature changes) along with the truism saying "My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point". Make others do a double-take at how your life is going with this geometric attitude cotton face mask! myMathematician
#inflection #point #math #geometry #graph #WhiteCottonFaceMask
If you enjoy discussing the weather and are prepared for all types of inclement weather you'll enjoy this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring a bunch of clouds with rain snow and a lightning bolt descending from them along with the sound weather advice: "Be Prepared For Inclement Weather". Make others do a double-take at what conditions they should be prepared for -- no matter what season time of day or geographic location -- with these memorable weather saying slip-on sneakers! myMeteorologist
#weather #meteorology #clouds #meteorologist #SlipOnSneakers
Are you a fan of Charles Darwin and evolution? Showcase your vintage evolutionary side with any of these gifts featuring a picture of Charles Darwin collage the H.M.S. Beagle and a rudimentary genealogical / phylogenetic tree. Memorable gifts for biologists naturalists scientists and all fans of evolution! myEvolution
#naturalist #charles #darwin #GalaxyS4Case
Mathematicians and math majors will enjoy this cotton/polyester face mask featuring Carl Gauss's formula to quickly add all the numbers from 1 to n. Includes the title "Just A Summation". Memorable cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who loves to add! myMathematician
#math #equation #formula #just #FaceMask
Make others do a double-take with a dose of meteorological attitude with this mug featuring horizontal convective rolls along with the following saying: "Love Cloud Streets Because That's How I Roll In The Air". No need to be a pilot or meteorologist to enjoy! myMeteorologist
#cloud #streets #meteorologist #convrolls #TravelMug
Showcase your wry geometric sense of humor with this throw pillow featuring parallel displacement along with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about their place in the world: "How Displaced Are You In The Cartesian World?" Educational mathematical geek humor throw pillow for those who know geometry! myMathematician
#math #mathematician #parallel #displacement #descartes #ThrowPillow
Do you feel like a sitting duck at times? Showcase your wry psychological sense of humor with this floor mat featuring a cartoon-like duck along with the following rhetorical question: "Do I Look Like A Sitting Duck?" Memorable psyche attitude floor mat with a dose geek humor for all! myPsychology
#look #like #FloorMat
Chess players will enjoy wry chess humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Checkmate Is My Motto". Make others do a double-take about what you love to say when playing chess with this memorable chess saying cotton/polyester face mask today! myChess
#checkmate #motto #reflective #FaceMask
Do you have limits? Let your wry math geek sense of humor shine with this lamp featuring a graph that means whenever a point x is within δ units of c f(x) is within ε units of L. Make others do a double-take with a dose of limit function attitude with this lamp! myMathematician
#math #graph #whats #your #limit #TableLamp
Mathematicians and math majors will enjoy this planner featuring Carl Gauss's formula to quickly add all the numbers from 1 to n. Includes the title "Just A Summation". Memorable planner for anyone who loves to add! myMathematician
#math #equation #formula #just #Planner
Showcase your wry economics side with this scarf that includes the supply-and-demand curve and says "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". Truism saying for anyone who is happy and in equilibrium! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy tongue-in-cheek social science humor with this scarf. myEconomics
#happiness #supply #demand #curve #Scarf
Do you think that there's "tulip mania" in the stock market today? Showcase your wry economic bubble sense of humor with this metal parking sign featuring Jan Brueghel the Younger's "Satire On Tulipmania" circa 1640. The infamous painting depicts monkeys in 17th century Dutch clothes and represents a satirical commentary on brainless speculators during the time of the economic bubble which focused on rare tulip bulbs. From the left one monkey points to flowering tulips with another holds up a tulip and a moneybag. Monkeys are depicted in partaking in a lavish business dinner. The monkey at left with a sword to indicate upper class status has a list of rare tulips; one monkey in the back sits astride in a horse. One monkey in the mid-foreground draws up a bill of sale. The monkeys at the right depict the denouement of the mania with one monkey urinating on the now worthless tulips while fellow speculators in debt are brought before the magistrate or weeping on the dock. In the background of the painting a speculator is carried to a grave. Brueghel's masterful depiction of Tulipmania lies in ridiculing tulip speculators as brainless monkeys with tulip speculation as part of a transitory existence from start to finish. Included in this design are the following words of wisdom for modern day speculators and investors: "Beware Tulip Mania It Will Happen Again." myEconomics
#tulipmania #brueghel #younger #MetalSign
No need to be a biologist or work in the medical field to enjoy wry biological humor with this neuron / synapse binder featuring the saying "Warning! Malfunctioning Neurotransmitters Inside". Make others do a double-take with educational scientific attitude with this binder! Educational fun for anyone with neurons that malfunction sometimes! myWarning
#geek #humor #words #unwords #3RingBinder
Showcase your wry genetic side the next time you introduce yourself with these customizable business cards featuring DNA replication along with the following funny scientific saying: "Warning! No Lifeguards In The Gene Pool". Make others do a double-take about exactly what you mean! No need to be a geneticist or molecular biologist to enjoy! myWarning
#genes #sarcasm #lifeguards #BusinessCard
