Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Showcase your wry neuron / synapse sense of humor with this educational scientific cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who has faulty connections inside and would like to warn others with the following saying: "Warning! Faulty Connections Inside". myWarning
#warning #geek #words #unwords #FaceMask
Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci's words come alive on this pair of socks featuring da Vinci's infamous self-portrait along with one of his timeless quotes: "Science is the captain and practice the soldiers." Intelligent quotation pair of socks for scientists artists inventors and anyone who understands why science is the captain and practice is its soldiers! myDaVinci
#leonardo #vinci #scientist #inventor #Socks
Earth scientists ecologists and oceanographers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different Pacific Ocean gyres (from the ocean currents) along with the following query: "Do You Know Where The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies?" Featuring the convergence zone in the Pacific Ocean -- which is in fact where the Great Pacific Garbage Patch lies. Showcase your knowledge of the ocean currents in the Pacific Ocean with a dose of wry scientific environmental attitude today! Memorable gifts for any environmentalist into marine debris -- how it accumulates and where it is located. myEarthScience
#know #wherethe #great #TShirt
Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following sound chess advice: "Prepare Yourself For The Battle". myChess
#prepare #yourself #battle #Notebook
Create with a dose of truthful attitude with this fabric featuring a Leonardo da Vinci quote on the subject of truth along with da Vinci's self-portrait: "Truth at last cannot be hidden. Dissimulation is of no avail. Dissimulation is to no purpose before so great a judge. Falsehood puts on a mask. Nothing is hidden under the sun." myDaVinci
#vinci #dissimulation #cannot #Fabric
Psychologists and statisticians who engage in hypothesis testing will enjoy this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Hypothesis Tester Inside". Showcase your wry stats side with a dose of statistical attitude today with this cotton/polyester face mask! myStatistician
#gaussian #curve #bell #hypothesis #FaceMask
No need to be a statistician or mathematician to enjoy this educational wry statistics door mat featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve) complete with percentages and Z-scores. Make others do a double-take about exactly what team you are on with this "Team Statistics" doormat! myStatistician
#team #statistics #statistician #stats #Doormat
Forensic scientists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Deoxyribonucleic Acid Fingerprint Of The 21st Century". myMolecularBiology
#forensic #science #acid #fingerprint #RoundClock
Electrocardiogram attitude is alive and well on this tee featuring a sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the truism saying "Heartbeat Rhythm Of My Soul". No need to work in the medical field to enjoy! myHeartbeat
#sinus #rhythm #TShirt
Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy! myPsychology
#brain #build #better #TwoToneCoffeeMug
If you are handling a financial or fiscal crisis do so with a dose of wry economic humor with any of these gifts featuring the 1929 crash in New York City along with the saying "Do Not Agitate Or Panic It Won't Do You Any Good". Sound econ advice gift for all who have experienced the downward side of the economic cycle! myEconomics
#agitate #panicstock #BabyBodysuit
No need to work in mergers and acquisitions or consulting to enjoy introducing yourself with these business cards with a dose of office humor. Featuring chainsaw picture on the yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying "Corporate Restructuring Ahead". Memorable business cards for anyone who works in the field of organizational change! myPsychology
#office #humor #sign #organizational #psychology #BusinessCard
Showcase your wry duplicate bridge attitude with this bandana featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice: "Do Not Be Fearful Or Greedy When You Play Duplicate Bridge". Memorable bridge humor saying bandana for any duplicate bridge player! myBridgeTeacher
#fearful #Bandana
Anyone who runs a distance between 5K and 26.2 miles will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a charts that is one answer to the ubiquitous question that runners often ask themselves: "How Many Miles Per Week Should I Run?" Featuring a chart with various distances and training miles per week for both Elites and Mortals. Have fun with any of these running psyche humor gifts today! myPsychology
#many #miles #week #LuggageTag
You're an above average bridge player correct? Showcase your wry bridge attitude side with this bridge humor cotton/polyester face mask featuring the common saying at the bridge table "Above Average Bridge Player Inside". Comes with the four card suits. Make others do a double-take at how well you play bridge / duplicate bridge with this timeless bridge attitude cotton/polyester face mask! myBridgeTeacher
#above #average #bridge #player #inside #FaceMask
Are you indestructible? Showcase your wry cerebral localization attitude this cotton/polyester face mask featuring Phineas Gage an American railroad construction foreman now remembered for his improbable survival of an accident in which a large iron rod was driven completely through his head destroying much of his brain's left frontal lobe. Gage is often discussed in neurology psychology and related disciplines with respect to understanding the mind-body connection. This cotton/polyester face mask includes the truism caption "Indestructible". myPsychology
#neurology #indestructible #psyche #phineas #gage #FaceMask
Do you feel saturated by life? Are you saturated by chemistry? Showcase your wry geek side with this tongue-in-cheek biochemistry / chemistry tee featuring a graph of the substrate concentration versus the reaction rate. Caption says it all: "Are You Saturated Yet?" Make others do a double-take with this enzyme kinetics humor tee today! myBiochemistry
#enzyme #kinetics #science #humor #TShirt
Showcase your wry biochemical attitude with this scarf featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the title "100% Organic". Make others do a double-take about what you consist of and where you get your energy from with this scientific saying geek humor scarf! myBiochemistry
#chemistry #tricarboxylic #acid #cycle #Scarf
Showcase your wry attitude toward the subject of physics with a dose of Ohm's law humor with this binder featuring the parameters of Ohm's law including V (voltage) I (current) and R (resistance) along with the saying "I Am Current On Physics". No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy! myPhysics
#current #physics #3RingBinder
Showcase your wry brainy side with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on the kind of day that you're having: "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside". myAnatomy
#warning #mind #inside #Notepad
No need to be a herpetologist to enjoy wry scientific and medical humor with any of these gifts featuring the symptoms of a snake bite. Comes with the query "Have You Been Bitten By A Snake?" that will make others do a double-take on how to recognize someone who has been bitten by a snake! myAnatomy
#symptoms #snake #bite #GiftBox
