Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
No need to be a statistician or psychologist to showcase your "Statistical Spirit" with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian distribution). Includes percentages and z-scores. Make others do a double-take at your probabilistic side with any of these geek humor gifts! myStatistician
#statistical #spirit #words #unwords #JewelryBox
Do you enjoy archery or tennis? Rock climbing or hang gliding? No matter what you do with your free time enjoy wry signage humor with this transportation sign tee with the saying "What I Do With My Free Time". Make others do a double-take on what you do with your free time when you wear this psychological recreational attitude t-shirt! myPsychology
#recreation #recreational #psyche #psychology #psychological #TShirt
Think different with this duck/rabbit illusion all-over print apron with the caption "Paradigm Shift Begins With Psychology". Perfect psyche geek attitude apron for any fan of the scientific revolution from within! myOpticalIllusion
#illusion #optical #illusions #paradigm #Apron
Showcase your wry resilient molecular biology attitude with this poster featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Resilient Genes Inside". No need to be a geneticist or psychologist to enjoy! myMolecularBiology
#resilience #words #unwords #Poster
Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the saying "Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock?" Ponderous rhetorical question watch for anyone who feels flat-lined from time to time! myHeartbeat
#heartbeat #cardiology #words #Wristwatch
No need to work as a cardiologist to enjoy wry geek humor with this sinus rhythm electrocardiogram scarf featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with healthcare attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology" with this scarf! myHeartbeat
#heartbeat #cardiology #sinus #Scarf
Dermatological attitude is found on any of these educational scientific gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Warning! I Get Under People's Skin". Memorable skin humor gifts for anyone with skin! Perfect gifts for dermatologists and other skin specialists! myAnatomy
#skin #warning #anatomy #TravelMug
Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with a dose of educational scientific fun with this sherpa blanket featuring the homeobox gene expression as found in the Drosophila melanogaster along with the following query that will make others do a double-take: "What Is Your Life's Blueprint?" myMolecularBiology
#what #your #lifes #blueprint #SherpaBlanket
No need to be an ophthalmologist or eye doctor to enjoy any of these gifts featuring an illustration of all key parts of the human eye along with the following saying: "Just Eyeball Your Way To Success". Sound advice from those who wing it all the time! myAnatomy
#just #eyeball #your #TravelMug
Thermogenesis is the process of heat production in organisms. Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring "Thermogenesis In Brown Adipose Tissue". Specifically in this process substances such as free fatty acids (derived from triacylglycerols) remove purine (ADP GDP and others) inhibition of thermogenin (uncoupling protein-1) which causes an influx of H+ into the matrix of the mitochondria and bypasses the ATP synthase channel. This uncouples oxidative phosphorylation and the energy from the proton motive force is dissipated as heat rather than producing ATP from ADP which would store chemical energy for the body's use. Make others do a double-take with energetic biological attitude today! myBiochemistry
#thermogenesis #brown #adipose #tissue #SandstoneCoaster
Showcase your tongue-in-cheek suggestive side the next time you play bridge with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Bridge Players Do It With A Lot Of Mental Stamina". Make others do a double-take on what is required to play bridge with a dose of bridge attitude today! myBridgeTeacher
#bridge #teacher #words #unwords #Notebook
If you play bridge or duplicate bridge you'll enjoy this wry bridge humor ceramic ornament featuring the four card suits along with the following saying "The Game Of Bridge Requires A Lot Of Patience". Make others do a double-take at what the game of bridge really requires in order to play successfully! myBridgeTeacher
#bridge #teacher #game #CeramicOrnament
Do you feel saturated by life? Are you saturated by chemistry? Showcase your wry geek side with any of these tongue-in-cheek biochemistry / chemistry gifts featuring a graph of the substrate concentration versus the reaction rate. Caption says it all: "Are You Saturated Yet?" Make others do a double-take with any of these enzyme kinetics humor gifts today! myBiochemistry
#enzyme #kinetics #science #humor #AdultApron
No need to be a particle physicist or quantum physicist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these featuring the Higgs field along with its key particles such as quarks leptons photons and the Higgs boson. Make everyone do a double-take on the Standard Model used in particle physics with any of these saying featuring the saying "Particle Physics Is Nothing But A Pool Of Massless Particles That Travel Through The Higgs Field". myPhysics
#leptons #higgs #boson #quarks #physicist #StainlessSteelWaterBottle
Showcase your wry chess attitude with this chess saying scarf featuring a reflective chess set and the caption "Optimized For Chess". Memorable chess humor scarf for any avid chess player or chess teacher! myChess
#optimized #chess #game #Scarf
Statistics by any other definition is essentially the taming of randomness. Showcase this fact with this statistics humor xMas stocking featuring linear regression today! No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy this xMas stocking. myStatistician
#statistics #stats #linear #regression #datapoints #LargeChristmasStocking
Understand the underlying factors of global warming? Showcase wry meteorological and earth science humor with any of these gifts featuring El Niño and La Niña with the scientific saying: "Global Warming? Blame It On El Niño and La Niña". El Niño is a warming of the surface water of the eastern and central Pacific Ocean occurring every 4 to 12 years and causing unusual global weather patterns. An El Niño is said to occur when the trade winds that usually push warm surface water westward weaken allowing the warm water to pool as far eastward as the western coast of South America. La Niña is a cooling of the surface water of the eastern and central Pacific Ocean occurring somewhat less frequently than El Niño events but causing similar generally opposite disruptions to global weather patterns. La Niña conditions occur when the Pacific trade winds blow more strongly than usual pushing the sun-warmed surface water farther west and increasing the upwelling of cold water in the eastern regions. Make others do a double-take with either of these factors that can be seen as a contributor factor to global warming -- or as a consequence of it! myMeteorologist
#nina #environmental #global #warming #ClassicRoundSticker
Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with this anatomical humor all-over print apron featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent reflective fun today with this all-over print apron! myPsychology
#geek #humor #consciousness #psyche #psychology #Apron
Are you frequently lost in a world of chess? Avid chess players who concentrate very hard on the game of chess will enjoy this wry chess saying bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Lost In A World Of Chess". Make others do a double-take at where you truly are when you play chess with this memorable chess attitude bandana! myChess
#chess #saying #world #Bandana
No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today! myPsychology
#statistics #stats #statistical #statistician #humor #WaterBottle
Showcase your wry evolutionary side with any of these science humor gifts featuring the phylogenetic tree of life. Comes with "You Are Here" callout identifying exactly where you are! Make others do a double-take when they think about where they are in the evolutionary course of life! myEvolution
#phylogenetic #tree #life #Tie
Avid chess players will enjoy this chess saying planner featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "Life Is Chess Chess Is Life". Memorable chess saying planner for anyone who views the game of chess along the lines of the game of life! myChess
#chess #life #Planner
Mathematicians and math majors will enjoy this bandana featuring Carl Gauss's formula to quickly add all the numbers from 1 to n. Includes the title "Just A Summation". Memorable bandana for anyone who loves to add! myMathematician
#math #equation #formula #just #Bandana
