Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle Physics Humor Mouse Pad

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Introduced first in 1927 by the German physicist Werner Heisenberg the Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. In other words two variables that do not commute cannot be measured simultaneously—the more precisely one is known the less precisely the other can be known. Let your wry quantum mechanics side shine with this mousepad featuring an illustration of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle along with the following ponderous existential geek humor caption: "How Certain Are You Of Anything In This Uncertain World?" myPhysics

#heisenbergs #uncertainty #principle #quantum #mechanics #MousePad

Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter Planner

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Showcase your wry quantum mechanics attitude with this planner featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following truism saying: "Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter". myPhysics

#physics #words #unwords #higgs #Planner

Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions

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Do you life to be nothing but a series of chain reactions? Showcase wry biological and scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the electron transport chain as found in the mitochondria. Comes with the biological truism saying that many find to be true: "Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions". Make others do a double-take with wry biochemical humor with any of these electron transport chain attitude gifts! myBiochemistry

#life #sciences

Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle Fabric

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Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics the next time you create with this fabric featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle such as position x and momentum p can be known simultaneously. In other words the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with this fabric! myPhysics

#waveparticle #duality #inside #quantum #mechanics #Fabric

Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Dermal Layers) Mouse Pad

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Do you frequently get under people's skin -- figurative speaking? Or do you work in the medical field -- for example dermatology -- and frequently get under people's skin through medical means? Showcase your wry anatomical skin layer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the human skin complete with all key parts labeled. Comes with the advice that will let others do a double-take the next time they come near you: "Warning I Get Under People's Skin". Science humor gifts for anyone with skin! myAnatomy

#skin #warning #anatomy #MousePad

Train Your Brain Eliminate Sensation Of Fatigue Pinback Button

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry brainy attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following sound advice for any avid exerciser (e.g. marathons ultra-marathons): "Train Your Brain Eliminate The Sensation Of Fatigue". myAnatomy

#brain #brainy #train #PinbackButton

2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Stationery

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Showcase your wry evolutionary side with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myEvolution

#percent #neanderthal #geek #Stationery

Examining A Slice Of The Earth (Earth Science) Notebook

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No need to be an earth scientist to know about the various layers of the Earth with this educational scientific earth science notebook! Featuring the saying: "Examining A Slice Of The Earth". Make others do a double-take about the various layers of the Earth from core on outward to the atmospheric layers today! myEarthScience

#earth #atmosphere #layers #Notebook

Silence Is Music To My Tympanic Membrane Ear Table Lamp

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Showcase your wry anatomical sense of humor with this lamp featuring all key parts of the human ear along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on how much you think about peace and quiet: "Silence Is Music To My Tympanic Membrane". myAnatomy

#canal #TableLamp

Evolution Of My Life Punctuated Equilibrium Humor White Cotton Face Mask

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Cotton face mask for anyone who understands that one's own life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives! Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "The evolution of my life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives." Memorable evolutionary psychology humor cotton face mask for anyone who knows about how one's life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives. No need to be a biologist or geologist or paleontologist to enjoy! myEvolution

#biology #clades #cladistics #punctuated #equilibrium #WhiteCottonFaceMask

Same Data Different Interpretation Illusion Psyche Large Christmas Stocking

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Classic gestalt phenomenon on this xMas stocking featuring the infamous duck / rabbit optical illusion along with the saying that will make others do a double-take the next time it comes to interpreting data: "Same Data Different Interpretation". myOpticalIllusion

#duck #rabbit #same #data #different #LargeChristmasStocking

We All Descended From Her (Mitochondrial Eve) Beer Stein

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Let everyone know when wearing this wry evolutionary biology humor gift tee that "We All Descended From Her" -- meaning Mitochondrial Eve. Cladistics lineage evolutionary tree for anyone living today! Perfect scientific attitude gift for any evolutionary ecologist or paleontologist! myEvolution

#mtdna #mitochondrial #BeerStein

Bee Fearless (Bee On Yellow Flower) Luggage Tag

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Showcase your bee attitude with any of these gifts featuring a bee collecting pollen on a yellow flower along with the truism saying that all beekeepers can agree with: "Bee Fearless". Make others do a double-take on bees today with these memorable bee advice saying gifts! myBeekeeper

#beekeeping #fearless #apiarist #words #LuggageTag

2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Jewelry Box

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Showcase your wry evolutionary side with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myEvolution

#percent #neanderthal #geek #JewelryBox

Stages Of A Thunderstorm's Life Meteorology Watch

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No need to be a meteorologist to appreciate educational and scientific attitude on this watch featuring "Stages Of A Thunderstorm's Life". Make others do a double-take about the various stages of a thunderstorm's life with a dose of weather fan fun the next time you tell time! myMeteorologist

#weather #storm #meteorology #meteorologist #Watch

Coded For Life DNA Replication Molecular Biology Wristwatch

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Wry molecular biology humor is alive and well on this watch featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Coded For Life". Great watch gift for any biologist or scientist! myMolecularBiology

#coded #life #Wristwatch

Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Throw Pillow

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Showcase your wry economics sense of humor with this throw pillow featuring the supply-and-demand curve along with the following econ truism saying: "Economists Do It With Models". myMathematician

#economics #econ #economist #econometrics #mathematician #ThrowPillow

Relaxing Is In My DNA (DNA Replication) Large Tote Bag

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If you love to relax showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Relaxing Is In My DNA". myMolecularBiology

#genes #humor #words #unwords #LargeToteBag

Are You A Leader? Or A Lagger? (DNA Replication) Tote Bag

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DNA replication humor and genetics attitude comes alive on this tote bag featuring DNA replication along with the following query: "Are You A Leader? Or A Lagger?" No matter what you do for a living question yourselves and others with this ponderous educational scientific quote featuring DNA replication and all of its parts -- including the leading strand and the lagging strand. Make others do a double-take at where they are going in life with a dose of genetic attitude! myMolecularBiology

#leader #ToteBag

Common Sense Judges Of Things Leonardo da Vinci T-Shirt

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Do you have a lot of common sense. Showcase your intellectual side with this tee featuring a timeless quote by Renaissance artist and scientist Leonardo da Vinci: "Common Sense is that which judges the things given to it by other senses." Make others do a double-take with a dose of common sense style today! myDaVinci

#vinci #senses #quote #selfportrait #TShirt

Stages Of A Thunderstorm's Life Meteorology Scarf

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No need to be a meteorologist to appreciate educational and scientific attitude on this scarf featuring "Stages Of A Thunderstorm's Life". Make others do a double-take about the various stages of a thunderstorm's life with a dose of weather fan fun! myMeteorologist

#weather #storm #meteorology #meteorologist #Scarf

Just A Heartbeat Away (EKG/ECG) Trucker Hat

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Make others do a double-take with this EKG/ECG (electrocardiogram) hat with the wry saying "Just A Heartbeat Away". Whether it is for a loved one near and dear to your heart or whether you are talking about life and death matters impress others with tongue-in-cheek medical humor today! Memorable hat for Valentine's Day birthdays and anyone who misses someone from afar! myHeartbeat

#words #unwords #TruckerHat

Alive The Condition Of My Existence Sinus Rhythm Planner

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No need to be an emergency medical technician to enjoy wry medical electrocardiogram humor with this planner featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the following saying "Alive The Condition Of My Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific heartbeat attitude today with this memorable saying planner! myHeartbeat

#alive #geek #humor #Planner

Life Is Not Long Enough To Master Game Of Chess Trivet

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No need to be an avid chess player or chess teacher to enjoy this wry chess attitude trivet featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Life Is Not Long Enough To Master The Game Of Chess". Make others do a double-take with a dose of chess humor about the amount of time it takes to master the game of chess with this trivet! myChess

#chess #game #saying #words #Trivet

Signs Of Life Inside (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) T-Shirt

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No need to work in the medical profession to enjoy heartbeat humor on this educational scientific tee featuring an ECG/EKG heartbeat on an electrocardiogram. Make others do a double-take with this tee with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Signs Of Life Inside"! myHeartbeat

#cardiologist #heartbeat #medicine #TShirt