Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
No need to be a chemistry or science teacher to know that caffeine is one of the most widely consumed psychoactive substances in the world. Showcase this well-known face with this caffeine chemical molecule tee today! Memorable t-shirt for any caffeine fan! myBiochemistry
#caffeine #words #unwords #TShirt
Showcase exactly where you are -- in the present -- with this physics humor cotton/polyester face mask featuring the light cone along space and time dimensions. Comes with "You Are Here" callout. Classic geek humor cotton/polyester face mask for any observer who wants to know exactly where one is in relation to time and space! myPhysics
#physics #time #space #light #cone #FaceMask
Showcase your wry bell curve attitude with this trivet featuring the normal distribution curve complete with percentages under the curve along with the saying "Statistics Both An Art & A Science". Make others do a double-take with a dose of statistical attitude today about what the discipline of statistics is all about with this trivet! myStatistician
#bell #curve #statistics #normal #distribution #Trivet
Chess players who love to analyze chess moves will enjoy this polyester face mask featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "The Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In The Though Behind It". Memorable polyester face mask for anyone who appreciates the thought behind chess moves! myChess
#beauty #chess #move #FaceMask
Chess players will enjoy introducing themselves with a dose of wry chess humor with these business cards featuring a reflective chess set along with the truism chess caption for all who are dead serious about the game of chess: "Become One With The Chess Piece". Memorable chess humor business cards for chess teachers and avid chess players alike! myChess
#chess #saying #reflective #BusinessCard
Showcase your wry chess sense of humor with this notebook featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess A Game Of Strategic Execution". Chess truism notebook for anyone who loves to play chess and knows about the strategic execution that the game entails! myChess
#chess #game #attitude #Notebook
Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with this anatomical humor bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent reflective fun today with this bandana! myPsychology
#geek #humor #consciousness #psyche #psychology #Bandana
Chess players who love to analyze chess moves will enjoy this cotton face mask featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "The Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In The Thought Behind It". Memorable chess saying cotton face mask for any chess player who has been conditioned to think carefully before executing any chess move. myChess
#beauty #chess #move #WhiteCottonFaceMask
Ever wondered how much oxygen in the atmosphere existed during the Cambrian explosion or around the Permian-Triassic extinction event? Wonder no longer and showcase your evolutionary sense of humor with this throw pillow featuring the relative oxygen content of Earth's atmosphere during the course of the last billion years. Caption says it all: "Higher Order Evolution Begins With An Adequate Amount Of Oxygen". Make others do a double-take about how oxygen levels and evolution impacted each other with this educational scientific attitude throw pillow today! myEvolution
#evolution #higher #order #oxygen #ThrowPillow
No need to be a biologist or paleontologist to enjoy biological evolution humor with this cotton face mask featuring various hominids / hominoids (including ourselves) along with the scientific query that gets others to think about their biological ancestry: "Are We Just Dead Clades Walking?" No need to be into cladistics to enjoy! myEvolution
#dead #clades #hominids #homo #sapiens #WhiteCottonFaceMask
Thoughtful chess players all around the world will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an excerpt from Founding Father Benjamin Franklin's essay "The Morals Of Chess" as published in 1786. Make others do a double-take on what the game of chess can teach a person with any of these words of wisdom chess quotation gifts featuring a reflective chess set! myChess
#morals #chess #benjamin #franklin #Plaque
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry bridge attitude with this fabric featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Warning! Playing Bridge Can Lead To Sleep Deprivation". myWarning
#words #unwords #warning #playing #Fabric
Do you think that there's "tulip mania" in the stock market today? Showcase your wry economic bubble sense of humor with this face shield featuring Jan Brueghel the Younger's "Satire On Tulipmania" circa 1640. The infamous painting depicts monkeys in 17th century Dutch clothes and represents a satirical commentary on brainless speculators during the time of the economic bubble which focused on rare tulip bulbs. From the left one monkey points to flowering tulips with another holds up a tulip and a moneybag. Monkeys are depicted in partaking in a lavish business dinner. The monkey at left with a sword to indicate upper class status has a list of rare tulips; one monkey in the back sits astride in a horse. One monkey in the mid-foreground draws up a bill of sale. The monkeys at the right depict the denouement of the mania with one monkey urinating on the now worthless tulips while fellow speculators in debt are brought before the magistrate or weeping on the dock. In the background of the painting a speculator is carried to a grave. Brueghel's masterful depiction of Tulipmania lies in ridiculing tulip speculators as brainless monkeys with tulip speculation as part of a transitory existence from start to finish. Included in this design are the following words of wisdom for modern day speculators and investors: "Beware Tulip Mania It Will Happen Again." myEconomics
#tulipmania #brueghel #younger #FaceShield
Showcase your wry economics side with this polyester face mask that includes the supply-and-demand curve and says "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". Truism saying for anyone who is happy and in equilibrium! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy tongue-in-cheek social science humor with this polyester face mask. myEconomics
#happiness #supply #demand #curve #FaceMask
If you lay awake at night thinking about the hands that you played earlier in the day you'll enjoy this wry bridge attitude throw pillow featuring the four card suits along with the saying: "Warning! Playing Bridge Can Lead To Sleep Deprivation". Warn others of what can occur via playing the maddening game of bridge / duplicate bridge today with this throw pillow! myWarning
#warning #playing #bridge #lead #ThrowPillow
Included on any of these gifts is a black and white version of the scene when Alice reaches a large chessboard as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass And What Alice Found There". Includes drawing by John Tenniel along with Alice's infamous conversation with the Red Queen. No need to be a serious chess player to enjoy any of these game of chess attitude quotation gifts! myChess
#large #chessboard #game #Tile
Statistics humor is alive and well on this bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) serving tray featuring the following saying: "Statistics The Ultimate Means To An Ultimately Average End". Make others do a double-take about what you mean with this saying with a dose of educational statistical attitude today! Memorable stats geek humor serving tray for anyone who knows about the outcome from doing lots of statistics! myStatistician
#stats #statistician #words #unwords #ServingTray
Showcase your wry statistical side with this all-over print apron featuring all key parts of the normal distribution curve along with the following existential stats saying: "Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities". Memorable probabilities attitude all-over print apron for any statistician or stats teacher! myStatistician
#stats #percentages #hypothesis #testing #knowledge #Apron
No need to have gone through heart surgery to appreciate wry medical attitude with this pillow gift featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the saying that says it all for all heartbeat fans: "In Love With My Heartbeat". myHeartbeat
#love #with #hearbeat #ThrowPillow
Are you just a normal statistician? Showcase your normal sense of humor with this wry statistical humor all-over print apron featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Just A Normal Statistician". Make others do a double-take at how normal you are according to the world of statistics! Memorable apron for anyone who plays with statistics and consider himself or herself to be a statistician! myStatistician
#psychologist #words #unwords #statistics #Apron
