Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Anyone who desires to know what happens in the Calvin cycle the dark reactions of photosynthesis will enjoy any of these informative photosynthetic chemistry gifts featuring "A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle". Showcase what really happens in the Calvin cycle from a biochemical perspective today! myBiochemistry
#summary #calvin #cycle #ClothPlacemat
Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with this metal parking sign featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time! myBridgeTeacher
#bridge #humor #advice #words #MetalSign
Physicists will enjoy this pair of socks featuring the different components of Ohm's Law including V for voltage I for current and R for resistance. Comes with the following physics saying that will make others do a double-take on what you are comprised of: "Ohmic Material Inside". myPhysics
#ohms #physics #physicists #ohmic #Socks
Showcase your wry chemistry / biochemistry sense of humor with this fabric featuring a graph showing the difference in both activation energy and time of the reaction when an enzyme is present along with the following rhetorical question: 'How Much Free Energy Do You Have?" Classic geek humor fabric for anyone who scoffs at the idea of energy being free! myBiochemistry
#science #humor #activation #energy #Fabric
Showcase your wry chemistry / biochemistry sense of humor with this doormat featuring a graph showing the difference in both activation energy and time of the reaction when an enzyme is present along with the following rhetorical question: 'How Much Free Energy Do You Have?" Classic geek humor door mat for anyone who thinks about activation energy in life! myBiochemistry
#science #humor #activation #energy #Doormat
Showcase your wry suggestive physics attitude with this watch featuring the parameters of Ohm's law including V (voltage) I (current) and R (resistance). Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what physicists do: "Physicists Do It With A Lot Of Conductivity". Electromagnetic attitude watch for all who think about voltage current and resistance! myPhysics
#words #unwords #resistance #physics #WristWatch
In the world of statistics mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with this bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) planner featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today with this planner! Memorable planner for any calm and rational statistician! myStatistician
#dont #mean #above #Planner
Are you a statistical outlier or anomaly? Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with this statistics cheat sheet on this tee. Educational stats fun with the saying "Nothing But A Statistical Anomaly". No need to be a statistic or a statistician to enjoy stats humor with this tee! myStatistician
#stats #statistics #statistical #anomaly #anomalies #TShirt
Let others know with a dose of scientific attitude that we all descended from Eastern Africa with any of these gifts featuring the "Single Origin Multiple Dispersal Hypothesis" in evolutionary theory. Includes world map with migration patterns. No need to be a biologist or evolutionary ecologist to understand that this hypothesis explains why haplogroups M and N are found in different locations throughout the world. myEvolution
#evolution #biology #anthropology #genealogy #evolutionary #Button
In the world of statistics mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) gifts featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today! Memorable gifts for any calm and rational statistician! myStatistician
#curvenormal #distribution #LargeToteBag
Showcase your reflective side as a chess player with a dose of wry chess humor with this binder featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "Take A Break From Reality Play Chess". Avid chess players and chess teachers -- particularly those who understand the recreational benefit that playing chess can provide -- will enjoy this sound chess advice binder! myChess
#chess #teachers #play #take #3RingBinder
Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with any of these anatomical gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent reflective fun today! myPsychology
#words #unwords #brain #medicine #RoundClock
Those who learn to think at the chess table will enjoy this chess attitude watch featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess saying: Think (Chess) - Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life. Perfect watch for any avid chess player who understands NOT to be a pawn in the game of life! Philosophical thoughtful truism and intelligent chess saying watch for any ponderous time teller. myChess
#chess #game #philosopher #think #Watch
If you are into sacred geometry you'll enjoy any of these featuring the seed of life concentric geometric pattern along with the following truism saying: "Sacred Geometry Begins With The Seed Of Life". Memorable for any mathematician or religious person into sacred geometry! myMathematician
#sacred #geometry #concentric #circles #WaterBottle
Showcase your reflective side as a chess player with a dose of wry chess humor with this scarf featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "Take A Break From Reality Play Chess". Avid chess players and chess teachers -- particularly those who understand the recreational benefit that playing chess can provide -- will enjoy this sound chess advice scarf! myChess
#chess #teachers #play #take #Bandana
Wry suggestive economics humor comes alive on this fabric featuring the supply and demand curve along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy this double entendre economics attitude fabric that's just perfect for any creator or maker who has a model in one's head! myMathematician
#economics #econ #economist #econometrics #mathematician #Fabric
Showcase your intellectual prowess with a dose of chess humor with this bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess saying "Develop Your Intellectual Prowess Play Chess". Sound chess advice for avid chess player particularly any chess teacher or chess student! myChess
#play #chess #advice #reflective #Bandana
Let everyone know when wearing this wry evolutionary biology humor gift tee that "We All Descended From Her" -- meaning Mitochondrial Eve. Cladistics lineage evolutionary tree for anyone living today! Perfect scientific attitude gift for any evolutionary ecologist or paleontologist! myEvolution
#mtdna #mitochondrial #Postcard
No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Ricci flow a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric gifts for any fan of geometric flows! myMathematician
#ricci #flow #geometry #math #mathematician #TShirt
Showcase your wry beekeeper attitude with any of these gifts featuring Tacuina sanitatis from the 14th century a drawing of three beehives with bees buzzing in the air along with the saying "Beekeeping Not Just A Hobby But An Adventure". Memorable beekeeping humor gifts for all who view beekeeping as an adventure! myBeekeeper
#beekeeping #just #hobby #CeramicOrnament
Pilots amateur radio operators and any fan of International Morse Code will enjoy this bandana featuring the saying "Morse Code Is My Style Of Texting". Make others do a double-take on how you think and what code you understand with this Morse code attitude bandana today! myCryptography
#morse #code #style #Bandana
Showcase your wry economics side with this scarf that includes the supply-and-demand curve and says "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". Truism saying for anyone who is happy and in equilibrium! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy tongue-in-cheek social science humor with this scarf. myEconomics
#happiness #supply #demand #curve #Scarf
If you have a love-hate relationship with the game of bridge you'll enjoy any of these bridge saying gifts reflecting this fact! Featuring the four card suits along with the following warning to others about how you feel about bridge: "Warning! I Have A Love-Hate Relationship With The Game Of Bridge". myWarning
#warning #bridge #players #game #LuggageTag
