Friday, August 13, 2021

Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics (Bell Curve) Frosted Glass Coffee Mug


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Statisticians psychologists social scientists and economists will enjoy this mug featuring a dose of bell curve humor. Comes with the normal distribution curve along with the saying that will make others do a double-take at how you think about the world: "Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics". myStatistician

#bell #curve #sleep #think #FrostedGlassCoffeeMug

Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Baby T-Shirt


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If you think in terms of eigenvalues and eigenvectors you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a shear mapping of the Mona Lisa restored. Technically the eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that after being multiplied by the matrix remain parallel to the original vector. In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. Thus the blue arrow is an eigenvector with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged. Mathematicians and statisticians will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Mona Lisa restored along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". For all fans of matrices! myStatistician

#think #lisa #BabyTShirt

Nikola Tesla Harnessed The Cosmic Rays Device Apron #inventor #words #and #unwords #nikola #Apron


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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Notebook


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Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time! myBridgeTeacher

#bridge #humor #advice #words #Notebook

Meet Me In Wonderland Queen Alice Frog Doorway Two-Tone Coffee Mug #queen #alice #words #and #unwords #TwoToneCoffeeMug


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Be Prepared For Inclement Weather (Storm Clouds) Neck Tie #weather #meteorology #clouds #meteorologist #be #NeckTie


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Think Probabilities Not Possibilities Statistics Socks


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Showcase wry educational stats humor with this pair of socks featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Think Probabilities Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy. Psychological statistical attitude socks for any realist who understands how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities! myPsychology

#psychology #words #unwords #probabilities #Socks

Normal Is My State Of Mind Bell Curve Stats Humor Slip-On Sneakers


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No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy wry stats humor with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the following saying: "Normal Is My State Of Mind". Great tongue-in-cheek statistical attitude slip-on sneakers for anyone who does hypothesis testing or has a normal state of mind! myPsychology

#statistics #stats #statistician #SlipOnSneakers

If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA Planner


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Are you frequently lost in translation? No need to know about protein synthesis to enjoy wry biochemistry humor with this planner featuring messenger RNA along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying that is applicable in life: "If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA". Make others do a double-take about language and meaning with this quirky scientific saying planner! myBiochemistry

#messenger #Planner

Team Adrenaline Chemical Molecule Humor Bandana


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Do you enjoy the adrenaline pumping through your circulatory system? No need to be a runner or jogging to enjoy wry chemical molecule with this "Team Adrenaline" design featuring the adrenaline molecule. Scientific educational attitude bandana for anyone who is part of Team Adrenaline! myBiochemistry

#chemistry #biochemistry #adrenaline #Bandana

Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi (Mechanisms) Square Sticker #epigenetics #is #my #modus #operandi #SquareSticker


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Just Trust Me Oxytocin Mammalian Hormone Humor Bandana


Ad: Just Trust Me Oxytocin Mammalian Hormone Humor Bandana

Let your wry biochemical side shine with this bandana featuring the chemical structure of oxytocin the mammalian hormone responsible for social bonding and trust along with the following truism saying: "Just Trust Me". Classic biochemistry geek humor bandana for anyone who desires to be trusted! myBiochemistry

#just #trust #oxytocin #Bandana

If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA Large Christmas Stocking


Ad: If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA Large Christmas Stocking

Are you frequently lost in translation? No need to know about protein synthesis to enjoy wry biochemistry humor with this xMas stocking featuring messenger RNA along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying that is applicable in life: "If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA". Make others do a double-take about language and meaning with this quirky scientific saying xMas stocking during the holidays! myBiochemistry

#messenger #LargeChristmasStocking

Venn To The Sixth Set (Venn Diagram) Coffee Mug #venn #diagram #math #mathematics #logic #CoffeeMug


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The Evolution Of The Question Mark (?) Two-Tone Coffee Mug


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No need to be a cryptographer or linguist to know about "The Evolution Of The Question Mark" with this mug. The modern day question mark is thought to have evolved from the Latin quaestiō meaning "question" which was abbreviated during the Middle Ages to Qo. The uppercase Q was written above the lowercase o; over time this mark was transformed into the modern symbol. myCryptography

#question #mark #language #linguistics #TwoToneCoffeeMug

Be Careful It's Mosquito Season (Mosquito Anatomy) T-Shirt


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No need to be an entomologist to know that an active mosquito season is on the way. Showcase your wry insect sense of humor with a dose of scientific flair with any of these gifts featuring mosquito anatomy along with the saying "Be Careful It's Mosquito Season". Make others do a double-take with anatomical mosquito fun today! myAnatomy

#entomologist #insect #mosquito #TShirt

Bridge Is An Honorable Game (Four Card Suits) Notebook


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Bridge players who play for honor will enjoy this wry bridge / duplicate bridge saying notebook featuring the four card suits along with the following words: "Bridge Is An Honorable Game". Showcase your honor and pride toward the game of bridge at your next bridge game or tournament with this bridge attitude notebook today! myBridgeTeacher

#four #card #suits #bridge #Notebook

I Keep Forgetting About My Short Attention Span Notepad


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Showcase wry neurological and psychological humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "I Keep Forgetting About My Short Attention Span". Memorable tongue-in-cheek double entendre scientific humor gifts for all who are forgetful or with attention deficit disorder! myAnatomy

#neuron #words #unwords #Notepad

Photosynthesis (Chemical Formula) Jigsaw Puzzle


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Showcase your biochemical from light to energy side with any of these gifts featuring the chemical formula for photosynthesis along with an illustration of the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Educational scientific fun for all who know how autotrophs operate! myBiochemistry

#photosynthesis #lightdependent #reactions #JigsawPuzzle

In Life Do You Follow The Induced-Fit Model? Apron


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Showcase your wry biochemical and psychological humor with this all-over print apron featuring the induced-fit model along with the key questions that you should ask of yourself and others: "In Life Do You Follow The Induced-Fit Model?" Educational existential geek humor apron featuring the enzyme-substrate complex along with products. No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy! myBiochemistry

#enzyme #biology #Apron

Resting Potential Inside Active Transport Humor Socks


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Do you like to rest? If so showcase your wry and witty biochemical cell biology side with this pair of socks featuring the sodium-potassium pump used in active transport along with the saying "Resting Potential Inside". myBiochemistry

#active #transport #pump #Socks

Pitfalls Of Big Data Lie Overreliance Correlation Scarf


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If you've heard about how big data from mega-corporations are going to dominate the way we live and work you'll enjoy wry statistical humor with this geek attitude scarf featuring various correlations and their correlation coefficients along with the following truism saying: "The Pitfalls Of Big Data Lie In Its Overreliance On Correlation". Make others do a double-take on the need for corporate hubris amongst big data advocates with a dose of educational stats humor with this scarf! myStatistician

#statistician #correlation #words #unwords #Scarf

Think Epigenetics! DNA Replication Cross-Out Humor Apron #environmental #genetics #genes #epigenetics #molecular #Apron


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Statistics A Discipline Where Truth Is Probability Face Mask


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Showcase your wry statistical side with this polyester face mask featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the following stats truism saying: "Statistics A Discipline Where Truth Is A Probability Play". No need to be a statistician or student of statistics to enjoy! myStatistician

#statistics #statistician #stats #bell #curve #FaceMask

Which Quadrant Are You In? (Knowledge Humor) Business Card


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Let others know all about the four quadrants of knowledge with a dose of intelligent humor with this business card featuring the knowledge-ignorance continuum and the conscious-unconscious continuum. Make others do a double-take regarding what they know and what they don't know at your next introduction with any of these "Which Quadrant Are You In?" business cards! myPsychology

#quadrant #which #BusinessCard