Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, June 23, 2021

Volcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) (Geology) T-Shirt

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Ever wondered how the destructive power of volcanoes are measured? Showcase intelligent educational geology attitude when you wear this scientific gift tee featuring the "Volcanic Explosivity Index (VEI)" from 1 to 7. The VEI actually goes up to 8 but that would be off-scale as noted on the diagram. Make others do a double-take when you wear this volcano fan t-shirt -- not just for earth scientists or volcanologists only! For all fans of calderas! myGeology

#volcanic #explosivity #index #TShirt

Every Pawn Is A Potential Queen Chess Saying Humor Wrist Watch

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Showcase your chess attitude the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Every Pawn Is A Potential Queen". Memorable chess saying watch for any chess player who sees the possibilities in each chess piece! myChess

#chess #every #pawn #WristWatch

Chess Is Not Addictive I've Quit Hundreds Of Times Bandana

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Have you ever quit the game of chess? Wry chess attitude is alive and well on this bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the tongue-in-cheek sarcastic saying "Chess Is Not Addictive I've Quit Hundreds Of Times". Make others do a double-take about how addictive the game of chess truly is with a dose of chess humor today! myChess

#chess #addictive #Bandana

I Play Chess Therefore I Am Chess Set Pieces Scarf

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No need to be a philosopher at the chessboard to enjoy this existential quote 'I Play Chess - Therefore I Am". Avid chess players who think hard at the chess table will enjoy this memorable chess saying scarf complete with reflective chess set! myChess

#play #chess #words #Scarf

You Are Here Light Cone Space Time Physics Notebook

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Showcase exactly where you are -- in the present -- with this physics humor notebook featuring the light cone along space and time dimensions. Comes with "You Are Here" callout. Conversational notebook for observers who want to know exactly where they are in relation to time and space! myPhysics

#physics #time #space #Notebook

Warning! Scheming Mind Inside Chess Humor iPhone X Case

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Showcase your wry chess player side with this iPhone X case featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Warning! Scheming Mind Inside". Make others do a double-take on how you think about chess with this geek humor chess saying iPhone X case! myChess

#chess #teachers #words #iPhoneXCase

Chess Is A Sea In Which Gnat May Drink Elephant Bandana

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No need to be an avid chess player to understand how deep the game of chess can be. Showcase your wry chess attitude with this bandana featuring a reflective chess set and the following Indian proverb: "Chess is a sea in which a gnat may drink and an elephant may bathe". Make others do a double-take about the deep intellectual game of chess with this chess metaphor bandana! myChess

#chess #metaphor #player #Bandana

Wanted Normal Hearbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Travel Mug #heartbeat #ecg #words #and #unwords #TravelMug

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Wanted Normal Hearbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Travel Mug

Every Pawn Is A Potential Queen Chess Saying Humor Scarf

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Showcase your wry emerging chess sensibility with a dose of educational chess attitude with this scarf featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Every Pawn Is A Potential Queen". Memorable scarf for any chess player who knows the rules of chess! myChess

#chess #every #pawn #Scarf

Just Bean Me Up Bean Anatomy Humor Diagram Planner

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If you love beans and like to eat them you'll enjoy this planner featuring a cross-cut diagram of a bean seed (dicotyledon) complete with all key components along with the following saying: "Just Bean Me Up". Make others do a double-take on what you are trying to say with a dose of food for thought humor today! myAnatomy

#just #bean #Planner

Protein Synthesis Inside Ribosome Biology Geek Socks

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Showcase this biological truism of what goes on inside of our cells with this detailed look at protein synthesis on this pair of socks. Wry saying says it all: "Protein Synthesis Inside". No need to be a cell biologist or molecular biologist to showcase the mechanism of how proteins are built from amino acids in the ribosome. myBiochemistry

#biologist #biochemistry #ribosomes #Socks

Oxytocin Building Blocks Of Love Chemistry Fabric

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No need to be a chemist or biochemist to know about the peptide hormone oxytocin known as the "Building Blocks Of Love". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude over the true origins of love the next time you create with this fabric! Memorable geek humor fabric for Valentine's Day Mother's Day etc.! myBiochemistry

#oxytocin #peptide #mammalian #Fabric

Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions Duvet Cover

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Do you view life to be nothing but a series of chain reactions? Showcase wry biological and scientific humor with this duvet cover featuring the electron transport chain as found in the mitochondria. Comes with the biological truism saying that many find to be true: "Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions". Make others and yourself do a double-take with wry biochemical humor with this electron transport chain attitude duvet cover! myBiochemistry

#biology #biologist #biochemistry #DuvetCover

Doubling And Setting Your Opponents (Bridge) T-Shirt

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Bridge players who know what the game of bridge / duplicate bridge is all about will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following explanation of the game of the bridge: "Doubling And Setting Your Opponents Is The Name Of The Game". Make others do a double-take with your explanation of what the game of bridge is all about with a dose of tongue-in-cheek style! myBridge

#bridge #game #TShirt

Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities Statistics Fleece Blanket

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Showcase your wry statistical side when you bundle up with this fleece blanket featuring all key parts of the normal distribution curve along with the following stats truism saying: "Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities". myStatistics

#stats #percentages #humor #FleeceBlanket

My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle Krebs Face Mask

Ad: My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle Krebs Face Mask

If you lead a complex life you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the Krebs cycle along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with this conversation starter cotton/polyester face mask! Citric acid cycle attitude face mask for anyone who operates on a complex cycle. myBiochemistry

#krebs #cycle #citric #acid #FaceMask

Measurement Of Man (Vitruvian Man) T-Shirt #leonardo #da #vinci #da #vinci #TShirt

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Measurement Of Man (Vitruvian Man) T-Shirt

Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis Light Dependent Bathroom Mat

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Showcase your wry scientific sense of style with this bath mat featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the following scientific truism saying: "Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis". Memorable bath mat for any environmentalist or biochemist! myBiochemistry

#science #humor #words #BathroomMat

Ground Yourself Spend More Time With Dirt Humor Bandana #ground #yourself #soil #science #spend #Bandana

Ad: Ground Yourself Spend More Time With Dirt Humor Bandana #ground #yourself #soil #science #spend #Bandana

Ground Yourself Spend More Time With Dirt Humor Bandana

Do Not Stress Out Over The Faults Of The World Oval Sticker

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Showcase your wry plate tectonics attitude with any of these gifts featuring a map of the world's tectonic plates along with the following sound earth scientific advice for anyone who has been in an earthquake: "Do Not Stress Out Over The Faults Of The World". myGeology

#stress #OvalSticker

Just Call Me Semi-Conservative (DNA Replication) Round Clock

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Semi-conservative does not refer to politics but instead to the Meselson-Stahl experiment which proved that DNA replication was semi-conservative with one strand coming from the original helix and one newly formed strand. Molecular biology clock for anyone into experiments or DNA! Great conversation starter! myDna

#helix #experiment #just #RoundClock

#illusion #optical #illusions #paradigm #MousePad