COBOL Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Lang. Mouse Pad #cobol #language #programming #language #programmer #MousePad

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COBOL Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Lang. Mouse Pad

Life Is Like A Game Of Chess Changing Each Move Serving Tray

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Does life resemble the game of chess for you? You'll enjoy this wry chess humor serving tray featuring a reflective chess set along with the truism saying "Life is like a game of chess - changing with each move." Make others do a double-take on life and how it resembles chess the next time you play to win with this chess saying serving tray! myChess

#chess #attitude #ServingTray

Becoming A Great Chess Player An Endless Journey Wrapping Paper

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Showcase your wry chess attitude with a dose of reflective chess set humor with this wrapping paper featuring the saying "Becoming A Great Chess Player Is An Endless Journey". Chess players who aspire to be great players will enjoy this timeless chess saying wrapping paper! myChess

#becoming #great #chess #player #WrappingPaper

24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope (Geometry) Adult Apron #24cell #4dimensional #polytope #geometry #cube #AdultApron

Checkmate Is My Mantra Chess Pieces Geek Humor Planner

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Avid chess players who desire to reach the Grandmaster level will enjoy this chess attitude planner featuring a reflective chess set along with the following saying: "Checkmate Is My Mantra". Memorable chess saying planner for any chess player who loves to checkmate opponents! myChess

#chess #game #Planner

Do Not Let Life Pass By You Study Physics Award

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Showcase your wry twisted physics attitude with this acrylic award featuring the Doppler Effect along with the double-entendre saying that will make others do a double-take on the subject of physics: "Do Not Let Life Pass By You Study Physics". Note: There is no error in the saying "Do Not Let Life Pass By You" as opposed to the common saying of "do not let life pass you by". You'll need to seize the moment with a dose of physics humor with this acrylic award which promotes the study of physics! myPhysics

#life #pass #Award

Flexi-Vegetarian Inside (Pile Of Vegetables) T-Shirt

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Are you a flexi-vegetarian? In other words are you a part-time vegetarian? Showcase your wry sense of vegetarian humor with any of these gifts featuring a pile of vegetables along with the saying "Flexi-Vegetarian Inside". Make others do a double-take at your true diet today! myVegetarian

#inside #TShirt

Play Bridge For A Sharper Mind Four Card Suits Table Lamp

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Showcase your wry bridge attitude with a dose of mental sharpness with this lamp featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice: "Play Bridge For A Sharper Mind". myBridge

#play #bridge #TableLamp

Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain Fabric

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Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with this anatomical humor fabric featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent reflective fun the next time you create and make with this fabric! myAnatomy

#geek #humor #consciousness #Fabric

Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food 4 Card Suits Trivet

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Duplicate bridge players hungry for bridge will enjoy this wry bridge humor trivet featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge attitude at your next bridge game with this memorable bridge saying trivet! myBridge

#duplicate #bridge #game #Trivet

Here's What I Would Call Well-Defined Muscles Tile

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Educational scientific attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the main muscles of the human body (torso and legs) along with the following saying: "Here's What I Would Call Well-Defined Muscles". Make others do a double-take at their own muscle anatomy today! myAnatomy

#humor #muscles #words #Tile

Play Bridge It's A Nonpareil Game Four Card Suits Metal Sign

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Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with this metal parking sign featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play Bridge It's A Nonpareil Game". No need to be a bridge teacher or avid bridge player to know that bridge is like no other game in the world! myBridge

#bridge #teachers #directors #MetalSign

Learn Resilience Play Bridge Four Card Suits Apron

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Bridge players and bridge teachers who understand the benefits from playing bridge will enjoy this bridge / duplicate bridge attitude all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice: "Learn Resilience Play Bridge". myBridge

#duplicate #bridge #words #Apron

Bridge Is A Game Of Minutiae Four Card Suits Humor Fabric

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If you play bridge or duplicate bridge you'll enjoy creating and making items with this wry bridge saying fabric that tells the truth about the game of bridge: "Bridge Is A Game Of Minutiae". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge attitude with this memorable bridge truism fabric featuring the four card suits. No need to be an avid bridge player or bridge teacher to enjoy! myBridge

#bridge #teacher #Fabric

The World Contains Many Faults Plate Tectonics Fabric

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Showcase your wry plate tectonic side with this fabric featuring a map of the world's tectonic plates along with the following scientific truism saying that geologists seismologists and earth scientists can all relate to: "The World Contains Many Faults". Make others do a double-take on what you mean when you refer to faults with a dose of educational earthquake attitude about the planet we live in today! myGeology

#world #contains #many #faults #Fabric

I Function On A Complex Cycle (Krebs Cycle Humor) Button

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Do you function on a complex cycle? You'll enjoy any of these biochemistry humor gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle) with the saying "I Function On A Complex Cycle". Showcase the complexity of your operating innards today. Science attitude gifts for all those who function on a complex cycle -- no matter what schedule you are following! myBiochemistry

#humor #complex #cycle #Button

The World Contains Many Faults Earthquake Humor Table Lamp

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Showcase your wry plate tectonic side with this lamp featuring a map of the world's tectonic plates along with the following scientific truism saying that geologists seismologists and earth scientists can all relate to: "The World Contains Many Faults". Make others do a double-take on what you mean when you refer to faults with a dose of educational earthquake attitude about the planet we live in with this lamp! myGeology

#world #contains #many #faults #TableLamp

Winning At Bridge Requires Common System Card Suit Planner

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Showcase your wry bridge attitude with a dose of sensible bridge advice with this planner featuring the four card suits along with the truism saying "Winning At Bridge Requires A Common System". No need to be an avid bridge player or bridge teacher to enjoy! myBridge

#bridge #humor #advice #Planner

Just A Heartbeat Away Electrocardiogram EKG Humor Doormat #ecg #ekg #words #and #unwords #Doormat

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Just A Heartbeat Away Electrocardiogram EKG Humor Doormat

Geologists Are Into Dating (Geological Humor) Water Bottle

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No need to be a geologist or geochemist to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor featuring the science truism "Geologists Are Into Dating". Featuring Grand Canyon stratigraphy with three types of rocks. Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean by "dating" -- whether love life dating or radiometric dating -- with any of these double-entendre gifts! myGeology

#grand #canyon #rocks #WaterBottle

DNA Bases Basis For Life (Molecular Structure) Silver Plated Necklace

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Showcase your biochemical attitude with a dose of educational scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the four nucleotide bases of deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) along with the following biological truism saying: "DNA Bases Basis For Life". Featuring the molecular structure of adenine cytosine guanine and thiamine. myBiochemistry

#biology #biochemistry #SilverPlatedNecklace

Summarizing Statistics Normal Distribution Curve Face Mask

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Can you summarize statistics? No need to be a statistician to enjoy this polyester face mask featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) complete with percentages under the curve and Z-scores along with the caption that says it all: "Summarizing Statistics". myStatistics

#bell #curve #educational #FaceMask

Eating Is In My DNA (DNA Replication Humor) Bumper Sticker

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Showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on where you appetite comes from: "Eating Is In My DNA". Classic geek humor for all who eat! myDna

#eating #BumperSticker

2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Round Clock

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Showcase your wry evolutionary side with this molecular biology attitude clock featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myDna

#percent #neanderthal #RoundClock

It Made Dinosaurs Extinct Could Happen Again Humor Doormat #dinosaurs #extinct #extinction #astronomy #words #Doormat

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It Made Dinosaurs Extinct Could Happen Again Humor Doormat

What Would The World Look Like Design Our Genes? T-Shirt

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Molecular biologists and biotechnology fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following ponderous query: "What Would The World Look Like If We Could Design Our Own Genes?" myDna

#molecular #biology #words #TShirt