Wednesday, June 02, 2021

Graze Don't Gorge (MyPlate Food Group Attitude) Mug #graze #don't #gorge #nutrition #words #Mug


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Love Starts Inside Of Your Genes (DNA Replication) Coffee Mug


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No need to wait until Valentine's Day or a special occasion to enjoy this wry molecular biology humor truism saying "Love Starts Inside Of Your Genes". Comes with DNA replication diagram complete with leading and lagging strands of life. Make others think carefully about what you are trying to say about love and genetics with any of these educational scientific attitude gifts! myDna

#genes #replication #CoffeeMug

Statistical Error Summarized (Hypothesis Testing) Large Tote Bag #statistical #error #statistical #error #summarized #LargeToteBag

Earthquakes Are Not My Fault Plate Tectonics Map 3 Ring Binder


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Showcase your wry geological plate tectonics sense of humor with this earth science binder which geologists and earth scientists -- or anyone who is plate tectonics fan -- will enjoy! Featuring a map of the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying that everyone will agree with: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Educational scientific seismological binder for anyone who has experienced an earthquake. myGeology

#earthquakes #fault #3RingBinder

Within A Few Years Simple Inexpensive Device Tesla Canvas Print #physics #alternate #currents #words #and #CanvasPrint


Ad: Within A Few Years Simple Inexpensive Device Tesla Canvas Print #physics #alternate #currents #words #and #CanvasPrint

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) T-Shirt #will #code #for #food #android #TShirt


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Anthropic Farm Units Measurement Units Jewelry Box #anthropic #farm #units #measurement #JewelryBox

My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point Large Clock #inflection #point #math #geometry #graph #LargeClock

Love Cloud Streets Because That's How I Roll Air Face Shield #cloud #streets #meteorologist #because #that's #FaceShield


Ad: Love Cloud Streets Because That's How I Roll Air Face Shield #cloud #streets #meteorologist #because #that's #FaceShield

My Life Alternates Between Discrete Continuous Metal Lunch Box #math #graph #geek #discrete #continuous #MetalLunchBox

If You Do Not Want Lead Balanced Life Play Chess Notebook


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Wry chess humor is alive and well on this notebook featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "If You Do Not Want To Lead A Balanced Life Play Chess". Make others do a double-take at what you are trying to say about the game of chess with a dose of tongue-in-cheek chess humor. Memorable notebook for any avid chess player who feels dominated by the game of chess! myChess

#want #Notebook

Life Is Nothing But A Molasses Of Matter (Physics) T-Shirt


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Showcase your wry particle physics sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field completely with quarks leptons photons and the Higgs boson along with the following truism saying from a quantum perspective: "Life Is Nothing But A Molasses Of Matter". myPhysics

#life #nothing #TShirt

Vegetables Are A Must On A Diet Pile Of Vegetables Apron


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If you love to eat vegetables for dessert you can showcase your vegetarian attitude with this all-over print apron featuring a pile of vegetables along with the tongue-in-cheek vegetarian saying: "Vegetables Are A Must On A Diet - Have Some Carrot Cake Zucchini Bread & Pumpkin Pie". Memorable vegetarian humor all-over print apron for anyone on a diet - or who desires a vegetarian dessert diet! myVegetarian

#zucchini #bread #pumpkin #Apron

Stop Treating Soil Like Dirt (Soil Horizons) Bumper Sticker #stop #treating #soil #like #dirt #BumperSticker


Ad: Stop Treating Soil Like Dirt (Soil Horizons) Bumper Sticker #stop #treating #soil #like #dirt #BumperSticker

It's Not Worth A Synapse To Worry Right Now Water Bottle


Ad: It's Not Worth A Synapse To Worry Right Now Water Bottle

Showcase your wry neuron / synapse sense of humor with any of these educational scientific featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "It's Not Worth A Synapse To Worry Right Now". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek humor advice today! myAnatomy

#worth #synapse #WaterBottle

Ever Since Playing Bridge Impossible Free Time Bandana


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Are you an avid bridge player? Do you have any free time since you became a bridge player? Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with this bandana featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Ever Since I Started Playing Bridge It Became Impossible To Have Any Free Time". myBridge

#four #card #suits #became #Bandana

I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite (Granted) Water Bottle


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Geology humor is alive and well on any of these featuring various igneous rock according to silica content along with the saying with an earth scientific twist: "I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite" -- a pun on "I'm Ignorant Don't Take Me For Granted". myGeology

#igneous #dont #take #WaterBottle

Take Time To Play Bridge Four Card Suits White Cotton Face Mask


Ad: Take Time To Play Bridge Four Card Suits White Cotton Face Mask

Showcase your wry bridge attitude with this cotton face mask featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice that any avid bridge player can agree with: "Take Time To Play Bridge". myBridge

#take #time #play #bridge #WhiteCottonFaceMask

Probabilistic Thinker Inside Normal Distribution Table Lamp


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Do you think in terms of probabilities? Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with this lamp featuring a bell curve (normal distribution curve) complete with percentages under the curve and Z-scores and t-scores along with the saying that says it all: "Probabilistic Thinker Inside". Educational geek attitude lamp for anyone who thinks in terms of probabilities all the time! myStatistics

#statistics #stats #words #TableLamp

By 2050 90% Of The World Will Be Vegetarian Fabric #by #2050 #ninety #percent #will #Fabric


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If Bridge Is Just A Game Then Grand Canyon Hole Mouse Pad


Ad: If Bridge Is Just A Game Then Grand Canyon Hole Mouse Pad

If you treat the game of bridge seriously you'll enjoy any of these wry duplicate bridge attitude gifts! Featuring the four card suits (heart club diamond spade) along with the funny bridge saying: "If Bridge Is Just A Game Then The Grand Canyon Is Just A Hole In Arizona". No need to be have been to the Grand Canyon or Arizona to enjoy the seriousness of this statement. Truism bridge saying for all bridge players who understand how serious the game of bridge can be! myBridge

#duplicate #bridge #MousePad

Tuesday, June 01, 2021

Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Bathroom Mat


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Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on this bath mat featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are referring to with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor today with this bath mat! myBridge

#bridge #players #BathroomMat

Heartbeat My Internal Music ECG EKG Sinus Rhythm Leggings #heartbeat #ecg #sinus #rhythm #electrocardiogram #Leggings


Ad: Heartbeat My Internal Music ECG EKG Sinus Rhythm Leggings #heartbeat #ecg #sinus #rhythm #electrocardiogram #Leggings

Volcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) Coffee Mug


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Showcase your geological sense of humor with this educational mug featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI). Includes examples such as Mount St. Helens and the Yellowstone Caldera in perspective. Make others do a double-take at the major volcanic events in geological history that have shaped Earth. Memorable mug for any earth scientist and fan of volcanoes! myGeology

#volcanoes #educational #CoffeeMug

My World Revolves Around Krebs (Energy Cycle) Neck Tie


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Showcase your wry biochemical side with a dose of educational scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "My World Revolves Around Krebs". myBiochemistry

#citric #acid #cycle #krebs #NeckTie

Mean Thoughts Inside Stats Geek Humor Slip-On Sneakers


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Showcase wry statistical humor with this psychological stats pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the bell curve (Gaussian distribution curve) along with the definition saying "Mean Thoughts Inside". Shows the percentages of a normal distribution curve. No need to be a statistician psychologist or an angry person to enjoy! Perfect double entendre pair of slip-on sneakers for anyone who thinks about averages and statistics constantly! myStatistics

#mean #thoughts #inside #stats #SlipOnSneakers

I Often Find Your Arguments As Gaseous As Jupiter Baby T-Shirt #argument #argue #saying #funny #geek #BabyTShirt


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