Monday, May 31, 2021

Geologists View World Sedimentary Stratigraphic Socks


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No need to be a fan of the Grand Canyon or a geologist to enjoy this wry scientific humor pair of socks featuring the three different sets of Grand Canyon rock layers along with the truism saying "Geologists View The World In Such A Sedimentary And Stratigraphic Manner". Make others do a double-take on how geologists view the world with these witty educational vivid geological imagery socks! myGeology

#geology #sediment #words #Socks

Gravitational Waves Found Inside Spectrum Coffee Mug #astronomy #galactic #humor #physics #astrophysics #CoffeeMug


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Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit Physics Humor Serving Tray


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No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy this scientific informative serving tray featuring a jerk circuit a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with this serving tray featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit". myPhysics

#jerk #circuit #life #ServingTray

Heartbeat Rhythm Of My Soul ECG Electrocardiogram Apron #electrocardiogram #sinus #rhythm #ecg #ekg #Apron


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Be Strategic (Through The Looking Glass Chess) Round Clock


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If you have a strategic mindset you'll enjoy this clock featuring the king and queen conversing with each other as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated by John Tenniel. Make others do a double-take with sound Wonderland advice -- in work and in life -- with this Wonderland reminder clock! myChess

#strategic #organizational #psychology #RoundClock

Born To Be An Herbivore (Pile Of Vegetables) Business Card


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Vegetarians and vegans will enjoy introducing themselves with these business cards featuring a pile of vegetables along with the saying "Born To Be An Herbivore". myVegetarian

#born #herbivore #BusinessCard

Born To Be An Herbivore (Pile Of Vegetables) Round Clock


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If you love vegetables showcase your vegetarian / vegan side with this clock featuring a pile of vegetables along with the saying "Born To Be An Herbivore". myVegetarian

#born #herbivore #RoundClock

Eat ... Sleep ... Bridge (Bridge Game Attitude) Invitation


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Showcase your bridge attitude with a dose of card suit fun with this invitation featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Eat ... Sleep ... Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the type of bridge party that you are holding with this duplicate bridge humor invitation! myBridge

#bridge #attitude #Invitation

99.7% Confident Within 3 Standard Deviations Mean T-Shirt


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Showcase your statistical attitude side with any of these gifts that include the wry saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make everyone do a double-take at your level of confidence! myStatistics

#words #unwords #statistics #TShirt

This Machine Is Powered By Citric Acid Chemistry Face Mask


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If you love to eat fruits with plenty of citric acid in them such as oranges lemons and limes you'll enjoy this science humor polyester face mask featuring the molecular structure of citric acid along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Citric Acid". Memorable scientific attitude polyester face mask for any citric acid fan! myBiochemistry

#this #machine #powered #FaceMask

Obstacles Cannot Crush Me Fixed To A Star Quote T-Shirt #da #vinci #leonardo #da #vinci #TShirt


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Different Type Of Fuel Cell Adenosine Triphosphate Notebook #atp #energy #fuel #cell #environmentalist #Notebook


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2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) T-Shirt


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Showcase your wry evolutionary side with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myDna

#percent #neanderthal #TShirt

I'm Gneiss Don't Take Me For Granite (Rock Humor) Keychain


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Showcase your wry geological and earth science side with any of these gifts featuring gneiss along with the following scientific saying: "I'm Gneiss Don't Take Me For Granite". Double-entendre humor that means the following as well: "I'm Nice Don't Take Me For Granted". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with any of these gneiss attitude gifts! myGeology

#gneiss #rock #humor #Keychain

Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Binder #funny #software #developers #open #source #Binder


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How Focused Are You? Parabola Graph Math Humor Flask #how #focused #are #you #graph #Flask

Just Be Prepared For Wacky Weather Face Mask #enso #el #nino #la #nina #FaceMask


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How Focused Are You? Parabola Graph Math Humor Table Lamp #how #focused #are #you #graph #TableLamp

How Focused Are You? Parabola Graph Math Humor Serving Tray #how #focused #are #you #graph #ServingTray

Never Underestimate Your Opponents (Chess Set) Two-Tone Coffee Mug


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Do you opponents underestimate your abilities as a chess player? Showcase your wry chess player attitude with a dose of sound chess advice with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Never Underestimate Your Opponents". myChess

#chess #reflective #never #TwoToneCoffeeMug

Water Screw Perpetual Motion Machine Woodcut Pacifier


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No need to be a physicist to enjoy any of these aspiring thermodynamic gifts featuring Robert Fludd's 1618 "water screw" perpetual motion machine from a 1660 wood engraving. Gifts include the following title of "Water Screw" Perpetual Motion Machine with the following caption: "Note: There can never be a perpetual motion machine since it would violate one or both of the first & second law of thermodynamics". Make others do a double-take at the earliest concept of a perpetual motion machine with any of these woodcut illustration gifts! myPhysics

#water #screw #words #Pacifier

Cardiology Is All About The Heart (Anatomical) Long Apron


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Cardiologists will enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of the heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the following medical truism saying: "Cardiology Is All About The Heart". Make others do double-take with a dose of literal and figurative heart humor today! myAnatomy

#words #unwords #heart #LongApron

Sunday, May 30, 2021

Bridge Players Know Their Probabilities T-Shirt


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If you are an avid bridge player then you know when you are missing X number of cards what the probabilities of the split would be. No need to be a bridge teacher or Lifemaster to enjoy any of these bridge truism gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Know Their Probabilities". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these wry bridge attitude gifts! myBridge

#bridge #player #teacher #TShirt

I've Got Rhythm (ECG - EKG Heart Beat) Classic Round Sticker #medical #truism #saying #medicine #doctor #ClassicRoundSticker


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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Magnet


Ad: Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Magnet

Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists earth scientists and rock hounds of all ages! myGeology

#plate #tectonics #boundaries #Magnet

Life Is Nothing But An Alternating Event (Flower) Water Bottle #life #is #nothing #but #an #WaterBottle


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Photosynthesis (Carbon Dioxide + Water) T-Shirt


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No need to be a botanist or biochemist to understand the important of photosynthesis the process of creating energy from light. Technically photosynthesis uses carbon dioxide and water in order to produce oxygen and sugar. Make others do a double-take about the photosynthesis with any of these colorful scientific attitude gifts featuring the chemical formula for photosynthesis! myBiochemistry

#photosynthesis #chemistry #chemist #TShirt