Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Geology humor is alive and well on any of these featuring various igneous rock according to silica content along with the saying with an earth scientific twist: "I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite" -- a pun on "I'm Ignorant Don't Take Me For Granted". myGeology
#igneous #dont #take #WaterBottle
Anyone who has worked or lived in the software industry for a long time will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek molecular biology attitude all-over print apron featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on your genetic propensity for software: "Software DNA Inside". myDna
#molecular #biologist #software #engineer #Apron
Showcase your wry plate tectonic side with this mug featuring a map of the world's tectonic plates along with the following scientific truism saying that geologists seismologists and earth scientists can all relate to: "The World Contains Many Faults". Make others do a double-take on what you mean when you refer to faults with a dose of educational earthquake attitude about the planet we live in with this mug! myGeology
#world #contains #many #faults #TwoToneCoffeeMug
No need to be an earth scientist or geologist to enjoy a dose of geological perspective with this tee featuring "North American Craton In Perspective". Make others do a double-take at the size and extent of unchanged continental crust in North America for hundreds of millions of years with this educational scientific t-shirt on what plate tectonics has NOT changed! myGeology
#geology #north #american #craton #TShirt
Reflective chess player attitude is alive and well on this all-over print apron featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "My Mind Is Activated By The Game Of Chess". Memorable chess humor all-over print apron for any chess player who comes alive when it is time to play a great game of chess! myChess
#mind #activated #Apron
Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics the next time you create with this fabric featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle such as position x and momentum p can be known simultaneously. In other words the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with this fabric! myPhysics
#waveparticle #duality #inside #quantum #Fabric
No need to be a nuclear physicist or radiologist to enjoy wry scientific signage humor with any of these gifts featuring the nuclear radiation warning sign along with the saying "Warning! Radioactive Inside". Make others do a double-take whenever they approach you with any of these geek signage gifts! myPhysics
#signs #signage #physics #TShirt
Serious chess thinkers and players will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying in Gothic Font "Chess - The Art Of War". Make your opponents do a double-take the next time you play chess with any of these chess truism saying gifts! myChess
#chess #thinker #philosopher #CoffeeMug
Quantum physicists will enjoy this all-over print apron featuring the Higgs field of quantum mechanics along with the following physics geek advice: "Study Quantum Physics After All You Can Do Things Prohibited By The Laws Of Classical Physics". Make others do a double-take on why everyone should study quantum physics with a dose of tongue-in-cheek geek humor today with this all-over print apron! myPhysics
#quantum #physics #higgs #field #Apron
Thoughtful chess players all around the world will enjoy this all-over print apron featuring an excerpt from Founding Father Benjamin Franklin's essay "The Morals Of Chess" as published in 1786. Make others do a double-take on what the game of chess can teach a person with this words of wisdom chess quotation all-over print apron featuring a reflective chess set! myChess
#morals #chess #benjamin #Apron
Showcase your wry anatomical side with this planner featuring the rhetorical question "What Is Your Achilles' Heel?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of Gray's Anatomy medical and psychological attitude with this educational scientific illustration Achilles' heel planner! myAnatomy
#what #your #achilles #heel #Planner
Make others do a double-take the next time you create and make things with this vegetarian humor fabric featuring a pile of vegetables along with the following ponderous query: "Do Vegetarians Eat Carnivorous Plants?" myVegetarian
#vegetarians #carnivorous #plants #Fabric
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge humor today! myBridge
#play #bridge #cheaper #SandstoneCoaster
If you have ever asked yourself whether you should bid or not you'll enjoy this bridge attitude bandana featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism query: "To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with your wry bridge attitude today with this bandana! With apologies to William Shakespeare! myBridge
#bridge #advice #player #Bandana
If you have ever asked yourself whether you should bid or not you'll enjoy this bridge attitude scarf featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism query: "To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with your wry bridge attitude today with this scarf! With apologies to William Shakespeare! myBridge
#bridge #advice #player #Scarf
Bell curve humor is alive and well with this pillow gift featuring a normal distribution curve along with the following statistical advice: "Apply Yourself Think Statistics". No need to be a statistician psychologist or economist to enjoy! myStatistics
#bell #curve #statistician #ThrowPillow
If you lead a complex life you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on this tie featuring the Krebs cycle along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with this tie that is a great conversation starter! Citric acid cycle attitude necktie for anyone who operates on a complex cycle! myBiochemistry
#krebs #cycle #citric #acid #Tie
No need to be a chemistry or science teacher to know that caffeine is one of the most widely consumed psychoactive substances in the world. Showcase this well-known face with this caffeine chemical molecule mousepad today! Memorable mousepad for any caffeine fan! myBiochemistry
#caffeine #words #unwords #MousePad
Do you need gene therapy or do you know of someone who does? Showcase your scientific innards with this wry molecular biology gift tee featuring DNA replication and the saying "Gene Therapy Anyone?" Wry DNA humor gift for anyone with genes and in need of some therapy! myDna
#replication #acid #TShirt
Showcase your biological sense of humor with this molecular biology scarf featuring DNA replication with the saying "Biology Is In My Genes". Educational science attitude scarf for any biologist or for anyone with genes! myDna
#replication #medical #Scarf
Do you enjoy viewing Earth's history? Do you see Earth's history as our common history? Showcase wry educational sense of geological age humor with any of these Earth's history timeline spiral gifts with the caption "Our Common History". Let others know exactly when life began and all of the periods eons and epochs that have taken place. Geological timeline for all who know about our common history! myGeology
#humor #time #line #JigsawPuzzle
No need to be a philosopher at the chessboard to enjoy this existential quote 'I Play Chess - Therefore I Am". Avid chess players who think hard at the chess table will enjoy any of these memorable chess saying gifts complete with reflective chess set! myChess
#play #chess #words #CoffeeMug
If you love to think logically and play chess you'll enjoy this mug featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "The Science Of Logic Is Found In The Game Of Chess". Make others do a double-take at what the game of chess teaches with this chess attitude mug! myChess
#game #chess #CoffeeMug
Do you often wonder where you are on the time-space continuum? Wonder no further with this physics humor geek attitude face shield featuring exactly where an observer is in the present between the future light cone and past light cone. Make others do a double-take with this educational scientific truism saying face shield which notes that "Present Is A Relative Concept"! myPhysics
#physics #light #cone #FaceShield
If you know what a well-defined shoulder looks like you'll enjoy any of these anatomical attitude gifts featuring what else but "A Well-Defined Shoulder". No need to work in the medical field to know about the skeletal-muscular juncture known as one's shoulder! myAnatomy
#welldefined #shoulder #anatomy #NeckTie
