Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today! myAnatomy
#neuron #still #thinking #PinbackButton
Showcase your bridge/duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying that is extremely applicable to bridge tournament participants: "I Play Bridge During Morning Noon And Night". myBridge
#words #unwords #bridge #LuggageTag
Make sure others understand that you do not want to be poked in the eye with any of these wry eyeball anatomy gifts featuring the saying: "Don't Poke Me In The (Eye)". Featuring all key parts of the human eye complete with medical labels. Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational scientific attitude. No need to be an optometrist or ophthalmologist to enjoy any of these eyeball anatomical humor gifts! myAnatomy
#ophthalmology #dont #poke #LuggageTag
Are you exhausted all the time? Do you believe that there is a genetic basis for exhaustion? Showcase your wry molecular biology side with a dose of DNA replication humor with this polyester face mask featuring the saying "Exhaustion Is In My DNA". myDna
#exhaustion #FaceMask
Are you a competitive person? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Competitive Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek competitive attitude with any of these geek humor gifts! Memorable gifts for competitive people! myDna
#replication #genes #TravelMug
Showcase your wry geological plate tectonics sense of humor with this earth science fabric which geologists and earth scientists -- or anyone who is plate tectonics fan -- will enjoy! Featuring a map of the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying that everyone will agree with: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Educational scientific seismological fabric for any creator who has experienced an earthquake. myGeology
#earthquakes #fault #Fabric
Showcase your wry quantum mechanics / quantum physics attitude toward life with a dose of geek humor with this clock featuring quantum entanglement via the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics -- i.e. Schrödinger's cat in both states dead and/or alive. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about life with a dose of scientific fun: "Entanglement Motto Of My Life". Memorable clock for any person who cannot decide which state of matter one is in! myPhysics
#quantum #physics #mechanics #RoundClock
Do you like to get a mental workout by playing chess? Showcase your wry chess attitude with a dose of sound chess advice with this mousepad featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Get A Mental Workout Play Chess". No need to be a chess teacher to enjoy! Memorable chess advice mousepad for anyone who likes to exercise her or his brain by playing the great game of chess! myChess
#chess #teachers #words #MousePad
Wonderland fans of all ages will enjoy this Wonderland chess attitude iPhone Otterbox case featuring Alice with White Queen and Red Queen in deep conversation as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There". Comes with the truism caption -- which definitely has a chess connotation: "Think Like A Queen". Memorable fantasy iPhone Otterbox case for anyone who knows about Alice and her adventures in Wonderland! myChess
#think #like #queen #OtterBoxDefenderiPhoneXCase
Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring a bunch of vegetables from squash tomato carrot peas and peppers along with DNA replication. In short the design stands for "Vegetarian DNA". Memorable vegetarian attitude gifts for vegans and vegetarians and all who know that eating vegetables and loving them is a mindset that may have their origins in our genes! myVegetarian
#genes #genetics #molecular #AdultApron
If you are a vegetarian or vegan you'll enjoy any of these vegetarian attitude gifts featuring a pile of vegetables. Make others do a double-take with any of these wry "Vegetarian Power!" saying gifts for all who know about the power that lies behind eating a vegetarian-based diet! myVegetarian
#vegetarian #power #TShirt
Are you just a normal statistician? Showcase your normal sense of humor with any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Just A Normal Statistician". Make others do a double-take at how normal you are according to the world of statistics! Memorable gifts for all who play with statistics and consider themselves to be statisticians! myStatistics
#psychologist #words #unwords #TShirt
Bell curve knowledge is alive and well on this pair of socks featuring all key aspects of the normal distribution curve along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on the subject of statistics: "Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics". Classic statistics humor pair of socks for anyone who thinks about statistics -- awake and asleep! myStatistics
#bell #curve #sleep #Socks
Statisticians and biostatisticians will enjoy this luggage tag featuring the calculation for the cophentic correlation coefficient along with the following saying: "To Analyze Clumps Of Data Just Calculate Cophenetic Correlation Coefficient - Note: Magnitude of c should be close to 1 for a high-quality solution." Cophenetic correlation represents a measure how faithfully a dendrogram preserves the pairwise distances between the original unmodeled data points. Make others do a double-take with intelligent biostatistical humor with this definitional stats luggage tag! myStatistics
#stats #statistics #biostatistics #LuggageTag
Bridge players will enjoy bundling up with this throw blanket featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Experience Mental Flow Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take on what to do to experience mental flow today with this memorable bridge saying throw blanket! myBridge
#experience #mental #flow #play #ThrowBlanket
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice at any partnership desk: "Trust Me I'm Your Partner". myBridge
#trust #your #partner #Keychain
Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) cotton/polyester face mask complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who works with statistics! myStatistics
#stats #percentages #normal #FaceMask
Statistics by any other definition is essentially the taming of randomness. Showcase this fact with this statistics humor metal parking sign featuring linear regression today! No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! myStatistics
#statistics #stats #linear #MetalSign
Educational scientific poster for biologists gardeners and anyone into photosynthesis the turning of carbon dioxide and water into simple sugar and oxygen. Photosynthesis light-dependent chemical reaction poster with chemical formula for photosynthesis. myBiochemistry
#biology #equation #science #Poster
Are you a creative person? Do you come from a long line of creative people? Showcase your wry genetics attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Creative Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take at where you get your creativity from with a dose of scientific fun! myDna
#creative #genes #inside #TwoToneCoffeeMug
Showcase your wry biotechnology side with this scarf featuring the saying "Biotechnology Is All About DNA Sequencing" along with an electropherogram printout. No need to work in the biotechnology sector to enjoy this scarf! myDna
#biotechnology #sequencing #Scarf
Wry suggestive geological attitude comes alive on any of the geology humor gifts featuring the process of mountain building orogeny. Gifts featuring the three different plate boundaries along with geology truism saying "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with any of these earth science gifts! myGeology
#subduction #leads #orogeny #TShirt
Have you ever quit the game of chess? Wry chess attitude is alive and well with this planner featuring a reflective chess set along with the tongue-in-cheek sarcastic saying "Chess Is Not Addictive I've Quit Hundreds Of Times". Make others do a double-take about how addictive the game of chess truly is with this chess humor planner! myChess
#chess #addictive #Planner
Chess players who are wired for chess will enjoy this chess saying all-over print apron featuring a reflective chess set and the following chess truism: "Wired For Chess". Make others do a double-take at what you are wired for with a dose of wry chess attitude today with this all-over print apron! No need to be a chess teacher or Grandmaster to enjoy! myChess
#wired #chess #reflective #Apron
Chess players will enjoy this metal parking sign featuring chess play humor. Metal parking sign features a reflective chess set along with the following humorous existential chess saying that is often heard when comparing chess to other games: "Chess The Only Game Where One Can Go From Pawn To Queen". myChess
#chess #game #words #MetalSign
