Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
No need to be a jogger runner or cyclist to enjoy any of these vitamin humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule for ibuprofen. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Ibuprofen (A.K.A. Vitamin I). Make others do a double-take on Vitamin I with these scientific brain teaser gifts! Memorable saying for anyone with constant headaches and body aches! myBiochemistry
#vitamin #ibuprofen #TShirt
No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve Gaussian curve) along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant! myStatistics
#humor #normal #distribution #curve #Coaster
Vegans and vegetarians will enjoy this wry vegetarian humor mousepad featuring a pile of vegetables along with the tongue-in-cheek innuendo saying "Vegetarians Taste Better". Make omnivores do a double-take with this matter-of-fact vegetarian truism today! myVegetarian
#vegetarians #taste #better #MousePad
Humor yourself and others the next time you tell time with this wry entomological saying watch featuring all key anatomical parts of a mosquito along with the following ponderous thought about life: "Life Is Just A Buggy Proposition". No need to have been bitten by a mosquito to enjoy! myAnatomy
#mosquito #anatomy #anatomical #Wristwatch
No need to be an optician or ophthalmologist to enjoy this wry medical anatomical design featuring the eye. Includes all important parts including cornea retina and vitreous humour. Common truism saying says it all: "Here's An Eyeful". Make everyone do a double-take with their eyes with this educational scientific eyeball humor pair of slip-on sneakers! myAnatomy
#eyeball #anatomical #SlipOnSneakers
Duplicate bridge players will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge A Game Where Intelligent Minds Meet". Make others do a double-take on what the game of duplicate bridge is all about with these bridge saying gifts! myBridge
#duplicate #bridge #game #AdultApron
Bridge / duplicate bridge players who love playing game in 3NT (three no trump) will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "3NT My Favorite Contract". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge game attitude with these memorable bridge saying gifts! myBridge
#duplicate #bridge #words #ToteBag
Do you frequently get under people's skin -- figurative speaking? Or do you work in the medical field -- for example dermatology -- and frequently get under people's skin through medical means? Showcase your wry anatomical skin layer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the human skin complete with all key parts labeled. Comes with the advice that will let others do a double-take the next time they come near you: "Warning I Get Under People's Skin". Science humor gifts for anyone with skin! myAnatomy
#skin #warning #anatomy #Keychain
Do you like spicy foods? Showcase your wry spicy sense of humor with a dose of molecular biology attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Spicy DNA Inside". Memorable cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who is genetically inclined to prefer spicy foods! myDna
#spicy #inside #FaceMask
Plate tectonics humor comes alive on this geology gift tee featuring India colliding with the Eurasian plate to form the Himalayas. Showcase wit and wisdom with the timeless age saying "Naturally I Was Not There When The Himalayas Formed". Raw humor for those who know that tectonic collisions happen over long periods of time! myGeology
#himalayas #saying #geology #TShirt
No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy this scientific informative lamp featuring a jerk circuit a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with this lamp featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit". myPhysics
#jerk #circuit #life #TableLamp
No need to work in nuclear physics to enjoy this clock featuring this educational scientific diagram with radiation doses in millirems from various sources. Make others do a double-take about the radiation levels to which everyone is exposed with this reminder clock that says "Remember: Radiation Doses Are Relative"! myPhysics
#radiation #doses #relative #RoundClock
Showcase your wry quantum mechanics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following truism saying: "Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter". myPhysics
#physics #words #unwords #BicyclePlayingCards
Showcase exactly where you are -- in the present -- with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the light cone along space and time dimensions. Comes with "You Are Here" callout. Conversational gifts for observers who want to know exactly where they are in relation to time and space! myPhysics
#physics #time #space #LuggageTag
No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy this scientific informative trivet featuring a jerk circuit a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with this trivet featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit". myPhysics
#jerk #circuit #life #Trivet
Showcase your reflective side as a chess player with a dose of wry chess humor the next time you create with this fabric featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "Take A Break From Reality Play Chess". Avid chess players and chess teachers -- particularly those who understand the recreational benefit that playing chess can provide -- will enjoy this sound chess advice fabric! myChess
#chess #teachers #play #Fabric
Take a nap with a dose of wry anatomical humor with this pillow gift featuring all key parts of the human eye along with the caption that says it all: "Here's An Eyeful". Educational science humor pillow gift for all who love to think about the eye when taking a nap! myAnatomy
#eyeball #anatomy #ThrowPillow
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry vegetarian humor with this serving tray featuring a pile of vegetables along with the following ponderous existential query: "Do Vegetarians Eat Carnivorous Plants?" No need to be a vegetarian to enjoy! myVegetarian
#vegetarians #carnivorous #plants #ServingTray
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry vegetarian humor with this trivet featuring a pile of vegetables along with the following ponderous existential query: "Do Vegetarians Eat Carnivorous Plants?" No need to be a vegetarian to enjoy! myVegetarian
#vegetarians #carnivorous #plants #Trivet
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry stats attitude with this throw pillow featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the saying "Disciplined Probabilistic Mind Inside". Great throw pillow gift for anyone with a disciplined probabilistic mind! myStatistics
#disciplined #probabilistic #mind #ThrowPillow
Showcase wry statistical humor with this psychological stats scarf featuring the bell curve (Gaussian distribution curve) along with the definition saying "Mean Thoughts Inside". Shows the percentages of a normal distribution curve. No need to be a statistician psychologist or an angry person to enjoy! Perfect double entendre scarf for anyone who thinks about averages and statistics constantly! myStatistics
#mean #thoughts #inside #stats #Scarf
Psychologists and statisticians who engage in hypothesis testing will enjoy this fabric featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Hypothesis Tester Inside". Showcase your wry stats side with a dose of statistical attitude today with this fabric! myStatistics
#gaussian #curve #bell #Fabric
If you're really good at defense when playing the game of bridge you'll enjoy this wry bridge attitude door mat featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Warning! Strong Defender Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies within with this memorable bridge player warning doormat today! myBridge
#warning #strong #defender #inside #Doormat
Those who work with tons of data will enjoy this wry stats humor tee featuring the formula for calculating the cophenetic correlation coefficient. Says: "To Analyze Clumps Of Data Just Calculate Cophenetic Correlation Coefficient" with the caption "Note: Magnitude of c should be close to 1 for a high-quality solution." Cophenetic correlation represents a measure how faithfully a dendrogram preserves the pairwise distances between the original unmodeled data points. Make others do a double-take with intelligent biostatistical humor with this definitional stats t-shirt! myStatistics
#stats #statistics #biostatistics #TShirt
If you're really good at defense when playing the game of bridge you'll enjoy this wry bridge attitude trivet featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Warning! Strong Defender Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies within with this memorable bridge player warning trivet today! myBridge
#warning #strong #defender #inside #Trivet
