Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
No need to be a plant biologist or environmentalist to enjoy wry scientific advice with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Includes the scientific truism saying for all who know what photosynthesis is all about: "Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis". Memorable gifts for Earth Day & beyond! myBiochemistry
#science #humor #words #TShirt
If you have lots of resilience perhaps you attribute this fact to your genetic disposition. Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with this apron featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Resilient Genes Inside". myDna
#resilience #words #unwords #LongApron
Educational geological fun is found on any of these gifts that feature the three different types of plate boundaries: transform divergent and convergent. Ask yourself and others which plate boundary you are standing on! Make others wonder about the earthquakes and plate tectonics today! myGeology
#earth #science #plate #tectonics #TShirt
If you're an avid chess player you'll enjoy introducing yourself to others with this business card design featuring a reflective chess set "Challenge Yourself Play Chess". Make others do a double-take about what they can do to get out of their natural comfort zone with a dose of chess attitude today! myChess
#challenge #yourself #play #chess #BusinessCard
No need to be a physicist to enjoy this aspiring thermodynamic mug featuring Robert Fludd's 1618 "water screw" perpetual motion machine from a 1660 wood engraving. Mug includes the following title of "Water Screw" Perpetual Motion Machine with the following caption: "Note: There can never be a perpetual motion machine since it would violate one or both of the first & second law of thermodynamics". Make others do a double-take at the earliest concept of a perpetual motion machine with this mug! myPhysics
#water #screw #words #CoffeeMug
No need to be a physicist or electrical engineer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the electromagnetic spectrum. Educational scientific fun for all those who know about wavelengths! myPhysics
#spectrum #physics #AdultApron
Showcase your wry brainy side with this hat featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Information Transfer Inside". Make others do a double-take at what your brain does all the time with a dose of scientific fun! myAnatomy
#brain #information #transfer #inside #TruckerHat
No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy wry statistical humor with this lamp featuring the bell curve distribution (also known as the Gaussian curve normal distribution curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Embrace Your Normal Self". Classic geek humor lamp for anyone who embraces one's own normal self with a dose of psychological statistical attitude style! myStatistics
#bell #curve #embrace #your #TableLamp
Showcase your statistical side with wry stats humor with this wood wrapped canvas that includes the normal distribution curve cheat sheet along with the caption "Statistics In A Nutshell". Excellent conversational wrapped canvas for budding and experienced statisticians -- or anyone who wants to let others know all about statistics! myStatistics
#statistics #nutshell #WoodWallDecor
Make others do a double-take with a dose of social bridge humor with this polyester face mask featuring the four card suits and the saying "Be Social Play Bridge". Sound bridge advice polyester face mask for any bridge player who loves to play the social game of bridge! myBridge
#bridge #advice #saying #FaceMask
Psychological and statistical flow chart humor is alive and well on this scarf featuring endogenous exogenous and extraneous variables along with the following query that will make others do a double-take on just how scientifically and statistically you think: "How Influenced Are You By Extraneous Variables?" Classical geek humor ponderous query scarf for anyone who thinks about the topic of influence! myStatistics
#influenced #Scarf
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor at bridge tournaments with this polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the following saying for avid bridge tournament attendees: "I Play Bridge During Morning Noon & Night". Make others do a double-take at your mental stamina for the game of bridge with this bridge saying polyester face mask today! myBridge
#bridge #humor #players #FaceMask
Earth's history comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the "San Andreas Fault Over Time". No need to be a geologist seismologist or fan of plate tectonics to enjoy this educational scientific notebook featuring the San Andreas Fault over millions of years. Geology / earth science notebook for any fan of the San Andreas Fault -- whether you live in California or not! myGeology
#geology #seismology #words #Notebook
No need to be either sentimental or a geologist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these featuring the three different kinds of rocks as found in Grand Canyon along with the scientific truism saying for all those in geology: "Geologists Love To Showcase Their Sediments". Make others do a double-take on any of these double-entendre word play on the word "sedimental" which could mean "sentimental"! Educational science attitude for all who love the Grand Canyon! myGeology
#geologist #sedimental #sentimental #WaterBottle
No need to be a chemist or biochemist to know about the peptide hormone oxytocin known as the "Building Blocks Of Love". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude over the true origins of love today! Memorable geek humor gifts for Valentine's Day Mother's Day etc.! myBiochemistry
#oxytocin #peptide #mammalian #Notebook
Psychological and statistical flow chart humor is alive and well on this planner featuring endogenous exogenous and extraneous variables along with the following query that will make you do a double-take on just how scientifically and statistically you think: "How Influenced Are You By Extraneous Variables?" Classical geek humor ponderous query planner for anyone who thinks about the topic of influence! myStatistics
#influenced #Planner
Do you consider yourself a statistical person? Do you have a statistical personality? Showcase wry stats attitude with this statistical humor notebook featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve Gaussian distribution curve) along with the truism caption "Statistical Personality". Complete with percentages and z-scores! Educational statistics humor notebook for anyone with personality! myStatistics
#gaussian #distribution #statistics #Notebook
The next time you introduce yourself showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these business cards featuring DNA replication and the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific educational fun for anyone who works in the biotechnology industry! myDna
#biotechnology #genes #BusinessCard
Are you stalemated by the game of chess? Showcase your wry chess humor with this mug featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying that make others do a double-take at how you think about chess: "Stalemated By The Game Of Chess". Perfect mug for any chess player who frequently encounters stalemate at the chess table! myChess
#chess #teacher #game #Mug
Showcase your wry chemistry / biochemistry sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a graph showing the difference in both activation energy and time of the reaction when an enzyme is present along with the following rhetorical question: 'How Much Free Energy Do You Have?" Classic geek humor gifts for anyone who scoffs at the idea of energy being free! myBiochemistry
#science #humor #activation #energy #Postcard
Showcase your wry statistical side with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring all key parts of the normal distribution curve along with the following existential stats saying: "Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities". Memorable probabilities attitude slip-on sneakers for any statistician or stats teacher! myStatistics
#stats #percentages #hypothesis #SlipOnSneakers
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry vegetarian humor the next time you bundle up with this fleece blanket featuring a pile of vegetables along with the following ponderous existential query: "Do Vegetarians Eat Carnivorous Plants?" No need to be a vegetarian to enjoy! myVegetarian
#vegetarians #carnivorous #plants #FleeceBlanket
If you like to think contemplate and decide then you know that "Brain Power Is For Real". Showcase your wry geek side with this educational anatomical planner featuring the various parts of a brain and the truism saying about brain power. Memorable planner for anyone who uses one's brain and knows that brain power is for real! myAnatomy
#brain #anatomy #anatomical #parts #Planner
Bridge players of all ages will enjoy this doormat featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious". Make others do a double-take at how serious the game of bridge / duplicate bridge is with this doormat! myBridge
#bridge #game #Doormat
Do you lay awake at night thinking about the bridge hands that you have played earlier in the day? Showcase your wry bridge attitude with this binder featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Insomniac Inside"! Memorable binder gift for any avid bridge player. myBridge
#duplicate #bridge #saying #Binder
